The German secret police, the BND, have concluded their investigation into the shooting down of the Malaysian plane, MH17 which was flying over Ukraine when a missile blasted it to pieces. According to our beloved leader, the Great Vladimir Putin, the reason for this disaster was evident–some Nazis emerged from their graves in Ukraine, grabbed a missile system and shot down the plane. If the Great One explains any event, it is always the truth. For some strange reason, these Germans,and please remember, they are Germans, simply will not accept the truth. The BND told a parliamentary committee that Ukraine separatists had captured a BUK air defense missile system at a Ukraine military base, and used it to shoot down the plane. Although over 100 Dutch citizens died in the crash, the Netherlands has not been actively pursuing any investigations of the disaster.
This report will be filed. German newspapers are filled with stories of anger. Vladimir Putin will pontificate once again about Nazis. And, in the end, this story will disappear into the black hole of never doing anything about evil men in our time. Frankly, the stakes are too high. Russia has nuclear weapons, and when a nation is in possession of such weapons of mass destruction, we simply gaze in another direction. Such is modern life.
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We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Clues About Oracle Uncovered”
No, he is not Ted Cruz!
USA, NY Daily News: “Slum Lord Lives In Mansion”
Being a slum lord is the road to living in mansion.
South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Pistorious Could Be Gang Raped In Jail”
In America this could never occur, inmates have constitutional rights to carry guns!
Norway, Norway Post: “Pastor Dies After Writing Nude Girls”
Was it the writing or the nude girls that gave him the heart attack?
China, China Daily: “Tips For Driving In China”
Red means go?
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