I continually see signs from Trump supporters that declare: “THANK YOU JESUS FOR DONALD TRUMP.” I decided it was necessary to go right to the Jesus guy myself and check out why he sent Donald Trump to planet Earth.
M: So, Jesus, why Donald Trump?
M: Donald,Donald Trump,the guy who has plans to change this planet.
J: Oh, the red haired guy who wakes me up every night with those incessant phone calls!
M: You mean that Trump actually speaks with you?
J: “Speak” would not be the word I would use. More like, shout and demand and insist that I return to Earth and appear at one of his rallies.
M: You mean that you would support Donald Trump for president?
J: Fred, it is now a question of whether I support him or he will buy out Heaven and kick me out!
M: So, what will you do, my good friend?
J: Well, I talked to Dad and he warned me to be careful because Donald has his eyes on the Big Guy in the sky job!
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We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
USA, Newsday: “Rob Yogurt Store At Gunpoint”
So, which flavor was stolen?
Russia,Moscow Times: “No Easy Solution”
Have you checked with Ben Carson, he always had the easy solution.
France, Connexion: “Leaning Tower Approved”
For Republicans,that means lean to the right.
UK,Guardian: “Free Advice From Notary”
Pay your taxes?
Sweden, Local: “Town Hall Set On Fire”
The Tea Party handles getting rid of government.
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