HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our observations.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Greatest Gift We Have”

For Democrats, it is none other than Donald Trump

Norway, Norway Post: “Pee Repellant”

Piss on this story.

Sweden, Local: “Is Jesus A Myth”

He sure ain’t a Christian these days.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Need A New Direction”

Boy, do Republicans need this!

Hillary For Climate Change

It is now official–Hillary Clinton believes there is climate change. “I personally believe that climate change is a challenge of such magnitude that we need a president who will set ambitious goals.” She is for solar panels. She is for dealing with the need to shift away from coal and other such bad things. OK,this is good news. But, she will confront Republicans who do not buy into this liberal fantasy that anything is occurring to our climate. She will have to debate this issue with men and women who have incredible knowledge about this topic. Frankly, this is going to be a challenge for Hillary when she is faced on a stage with Republican knowledge leaders.

For example, Ted Cruz was in New Hampshire the other day and guess what he discovered: “there was ice and snow everywhere!” So, tell me Hillary, how would you respond to such thinking and observation??

Immigrants From Africa

Just about every day there is a story from Europe about people fleeing Africa in search of some form of work that allows children to go to school and escape a life of poverty. The response to this outpouring of people is angry violence and hate. Those in opposition to refugees complain this influx of people has never before been faced. Well, look at the facts:

1. Between 1880 and 1924, about TWENTY MILLION REFUGEES FROM EUROPE LEFT FOR THE UNITED STATES, CANADA, AND NATIONS IN LATIN AMERICA.

2. Make a list of how Africans are depicted by those opposed to immigrants, and every word was said about my immigrant parents from Europe.

3. The prevailing wisdom at the turn of the twentieth century was that Italian and Jewish immigrants were criminals who threatened the lives of decent Americans.

So, why did this immigration finally end? Simple. Europe had an economic boom so why head for the Western Hemisphere? The solution is to aid African nations create viable economies so people will NOT flee.

Being Politically Correct In New Hampshire

The University of New Hampshire has decided that no student will ever express an idea that might result in hurting the feelings of another person. During my days at City College of New York(CCNY) we enjoyed the reputation of having wild and angry debates in our lunchroom. It was a bad day if we went through a lunch period without someone shouting anger and threatening to tear off the balls of another guy. But, this is 2015, a time when one must use expressions such as “person of color.” I am white skinned but according to the UNH, the color white is not a color although when painting it is. Examine what is politically correct at this place:

1. Do NOT use words such as “senior” or “senior citizen” or an elder.From now on I am “a person of advanced age.”

2. Do NOT refer to the wealthy greedy people who run our country, but refer to them as “person of material wealth.” There no longer are “rich people” in this land, just a bunch of “people of material wealth.”

3. Naturally, I should not refer to poor people as “poor” because that would hurt their feelings. Instead, they now are “people who had less advantages.”

4. Naturally, there are no longer any “fat people.” Instead, they have become, “people of size.”

Oh, please do not use the expression, “American.” Tune is later to find out who you are and in which nation you live.

Magic Number Is 16!

It is now official –there are fifteen men and one woman seeking to become president. So, the new magic number for Republicans is: SIXTEEN!

Sixteen blind people stumbling through the maze of political ideas.

Sixteen people who believe they are an expert on foreign policy, domestic policy, policy towards Uganda, and a few other nations they could locate on a map.

Sixteen mouths fuming with anger and hate.

Sixteen people engaged in the contest as to who can shout the loudest.

Sixteen people seeking to outdo the other in expressing hatred of Barack Obama.

Fifteen people seeking out shout Donald Trump.

Sixteen people who could not pass a test on American history.

Solution: Why can’t all sixteen be on the ballot?

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

American Jews now believe Mike Huckabee is an expert on foreign policy!

American Jews now believe Ted Cruz is an expert on foreign policy!

American Jews now believe Rick Perry is an expert on foreign policy!

For seventy years US Presidents negotiated with evil doers!

Where are American rabbis who once fought for peace?

Iran has never invaded a single nation in the Middle East.

Kerry Talks Blunt Reality!

Secretary of State John Kerry offered Congress a trip into the world of reality, not the world of nonsense in which they live.

“If Congress rejects this, Iran will go back to enrichment, the Ayatollah will not come back to the table. I don’t know how I go out to another country if that happens and say you ought to negotiate with us cause they will say, ‘well, you have 535 secretaries of state in the US. We don’t know who we are negotiating with.”

If the deal is rejected, then Iran will go back to enriching and seeking to make an atomic bomb. At that point, this is what will occur:

1. The US will bomb Iran.

2. Hezbollah in Lebanon will send off its THIRTY THOUSAND MISSILES. The Dome, built with money from Obama, will knock out 90% of the missiles. This means about 1500 missiles will hit Israel and cause thousands of deaths.

3. Suicide bombers will make life horrible for Israelis.

THAT IS REALITY!

Republicans On Iran

Members of the Republican party are very upset because Barack Obama has negotiated with some very, very bad people. Where did this guy get the idea that America should engage in discussions and negotiations with evil leaders? Heck, Representative Ed Royce made clear that when the US negotiates with evil doers, “Iran grows stronger, and we will be weaker to respond.”

1. As I recall, Richard Nixon reached out to Communist China, a nation that had killed over 20,000 American soldiers. Look what happened when Nixon helped China become a great industrial nation!

2. As I recall, St. Ronald Reagan, the great tough president, negotiated nuclear agreements with Russian leader, Mikhail Gorbachev and no Republicans accused him of betraying America, let alone Israel.

3. From the beginning of the Cold War in 1946 until its end in the 1990s, EVERY American president negotiated with Communists who proclaimed their desire to end capitalism!

4. In the real world, not the world of Republicans, nations negotiate with one another.

Another Suicide Bomber Does Not Blow Things Up

I am beginning to worry about suicide bombers who simply want to blow themselves up, but there are many groups that prevent young men and women from exercising their right to blow themselves to hell. We suggest:

1. Areas set aside in the USA for those who seek to do a little bombing.

2. Areas in the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans for anyone who wants go go–boom,boom. Of course, there must be regulations to protect the fish.

3. How about building railroad lines that go nowhere. Then suicide bombers can enjoy the thrill of blowing up a train.

4. How about a national lottery and the winner gets one free suicide bombing event at a place of their desire?

5. We need the NRA to organize a new organization-National Suicide Bombers. If you are a member then no cop can take away your 2nd Amendment right to fire away. Just check the Constitution for this right.

Every American child has the right to learn, practice and carry out their right to be a suicide bomber!

The Stewart-Obma Alliance

I have it on good authority that Fox News will soon expose the secret alliance that was formed by Jon Stewart and Barack Obama in their hidden White House conferences.Why did Jon Stewart secretly meet with Obama without informing his audience? We can no reveal the secret plot that threatens the very foundation of American society.

1. Jon Stewart is Jewish.

2. Barack Obama is an African, not only by birth, but by spirit.

3. Jews want to take over the world and kill all the Christians.

4. White Christians owned most black slaves.

5. It is clear these two men are plotting to end the rule of Christian whites and empower Jews and Black folk.

5. Ted Cruz is right. The Obama government wants to take away our guns and then turn our women over to Hispanic and black criminals.

6. Mike Huckabee is right except it is not Israelis that Stewart wants to bake in the ovens, but white Christian men. After they get rid of white NRA guys, who will be left to protect our virgin white women??