Jews For Jerks!

I was raised in an era when Jews were in the front line fighting for social justice and seeking to end hatred and war. But, today, we have Republican Jews who are ready to support any damn idiot who claims to be a Republican. After Mike Huckabee, the man who opposes rights for black, Hispanics, Asians, lesbians and gays, is now on the top list of idiots that Jews in Iowa are ready to support. We American Jews have come a long way from the Rabbis who marched with Martin Luther King or supported the liberal ideas of Franklin Roosevelt.

Will Rogers, chair of the Polk County, Iowa Republican party has made clear that Republican Jews he encounters are pleased with the cray comments of Mike Huckabee who claimed that President Obama was ready to send Jews “to the door of the ovens.” Another Holocaust, and those will not be carried out by Adolf Hitler, but by Adolf Obama.

What the hell has happened to Jews in America??

The Russians Are Coming!

Russian President Vladimir Putin let the world know that he is building a large navy that will challenge any and all other navies in the world. He is sending Russian naval vessels into the Atlantic Ocean, the Pacific Ocean, the Black Sea, the Baltic sea and any other sea that he can get his ships to. “These naval vessels will provide our country with an integral, consistent naval policy that will protect Russia’s national interests.”

Yep, the Russian navy which cannot even remember a single naval victory it has won in over one hundred years is going to frighten the US navy. Jerks, you only have ONE seaport facing the Pacific Ocean, and it could readily be taken out by the Israel navy. The US has TWELVE aircraft carrier groups, each capable of wiping out vast areas of Russia. Sorry, Vladimir, no one is shaking in their boots because you sent some ships into the Atlantic Ocean.

Great News On Terrorist Front

I understand there are doubters who refuse to believe that we are winning the war against terrorism. Just remember, that George Bush took out and watched die the evil leader of world terrorist–one,Saddam Hussein. Notice how the world became safer and more stable once the evil leader of terrorism was no more. Then along came Barack Obama who promised to carry out the George Bush promise that we would take out all the leaders of terrorism in the Middle East. And, he did so take out Osama bin Laden. And, note how the world has become more calm and terrorists seek some place where they could find refuge.

Well, Great News, our drone masters have taken out Mashbin al Fadhi. I am certain you will feel much safe knowing this evil doer can no longer do evil doing. Pentagon: “his death will degrade and disrupt ongoing external operations.”

Safety at last!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Republican candidates engage in pissing contests as to which one loves Israel the most.

A modern miracle– ONE INTELLIGENT SUGGESTION AS TO THE ALTERNATIVE TO NEGOTIATIONS WITH IRAN.

I continue hoping that Sarah Palin will return from hunting and hunt for the presidency.

I’m for Elizabeth Warren for president.

Ted Cruz is the modern version of Joe McCarthy.

I suggest that Ben Carson return to the hospital and do something he knows about-cut up people.

How about a presidential campaign without a Bush or Clinton?

Ever “Endangered” Israel!

Among the great myths of modern times is that Israel is “surrounded by enemies and in danger of being destroyed.” Each and every Republican intends to make clear to the Jewish Lobby in this nation that he or she is the best friend for Israel and he or she promises to prevent Israel from being destroyed by Iran. Mike Huckabee, a Christian fundamentalist who believes that only good Christians go to Heaven has now stepped up to make clear that he is Israel’s number one friend. I trust that Sheldon Adelson is now ready to send him a few hundred million bucks.

Mike is upset the security and safety of Israel is being threatened by you-know-who. He accuses President Obama of being “so naive that one day he will take the Israelis and march them to the doors of the oven.” Wow, another Holocaust. Well, examine the facts:

1. Israel has EIGHTY ATOMIC BOMBS. It could obliterate the entire nation of Iran.

2. Israel has submarines which could send missiles toward Iran.

3. Israel has the best air force in the Middle East.

If Iran dropped single atomic bomb, the Israel air force would wipe Tehran off the face of the earth.

Enough with the “surrounded Israel” bull shit.

Hillary–Step Down!

Future historians will wonder why Hillary Clinton decided to create such wonderful opportunities for Republicans to smear her name. The every growing stupidity of the infamous emails looms larger and larger in the minds of Americans. Most probably there is nothing fundamentally serious about this non-event, but even the Justice Department has gotten into the act. They now claim she violated security laws by using her email in the wrong manner. How did this ridiculous event occurs? Why did it occur? The answer is simple, Hillary Clinton, like hubby Bill, has an appointment with death of her political career.

So, how about, stepping off the stage? How about allowing a woman who has fought for human rights, who has been among the leaders in the fight to create jobs and decent pay for workers to stand up for the Democratic Party next year? How about ELIZABETH WARREN for president?

Narrowing The Field Ideas

When it comes to offering advice to those in the world of politics, I am at the top of the list of those who offer intelligent ideas. So,let me help out Fox News on how to narrow the field:

1. A hot dog contest. One who eats fewest is off the stage.

2. A contest as to who can utter the most cliches in one paragraph.

3. A contest as to who can utter the most hate Obama statements.

4. Of course, a corollary would be the first one who can correctly name the number of times the House of Representatives passed a bill to end Obamacare.

5. Personally,I would go for a farting contest. Most stinky farts in thirty minutes.

Veterans For Trump

I am very upset. I am a veteran of the Korean War. I just discovered that Donal Trump has organized a VETERANS FOR TRUMP group and no one told me anything about it. OK, it turns out that several members of this organization were enrolled and nobody told them they were members. This certainly is a unique approach to gaining members for political candidates. Just enroll them without telling them. Let me suggest to Donald a few tips on how to pursue this idea.

1. One free drink at any Trump casino for any veteran.

2. Allow we veterans the wonderful opportunity to have our picture taken with Donald Trump.

3. Of course, Donald could give us a free night at his hotels. John McCain,who hates we veterans, would never give such an offer.

4.Donald,how about a free visit to the Mexican border on your next visit?

Another Day Of Police Action

I understand that members of police forces undergo extensive training on methods of how to deal with crime. Given the history of police interactions with black skinned people,it might be necessary to add some further methods of how to deal when confronted with people.
There was a conference being held at Cleveland State University in Cleveland. The topic of discussion was-Black Lives Matter.” Let me get this straight–there is a conference on the topic of making certain that black skinned people are not mistreated by cops.So, what happens?

A confrontation occurred when police arrested a 14 year old and people blocked the van. Naturally, what else could cops do but–PEPPER SPRAY THE CROWD. Alternative:

Call parents of the teen and ask them to come to the site of this event and take their kid home.

Ted Cruises Along With Stupidity

Ted Cruz is upset because the other kids in the US Senate do not want to let him play with their ball. After all,he went to an Ivy League school and where in hell did Mitch McConnell go? He charged Republican Senator Mitch McConnell, the alleged leader of Republicans in the Senate to admit that he is a liar. “We now know that when the Majority Leader looks us in the eye and makes an entirely false explicit commitment that he was using to say things he knows are false.”

OK, Mitch,you have been called out by the kid from Texas. We suggest there be a shoot-out as to who can utter the most lies within a 24 hour period. Winner gets to keep all the marbles.