It’s Me, Not You!

Marco Rubio informed his followers that “I did not do well tonight.  It’s not on you, it’s  all on me. And, I promise you that I will do better in the future.”

After leaving the hall, Marco was involved in an automobile accident. He jumped from the car, ran to the other driver and said: “I did not do well tonight, it’s not on you, it’s all my fault. I promise the next time I hit a car I will do better than damaging a headlight. Just watch me.”

Marco then went home and in the middle of the night he awoke his wife. “I did not do well tonight. It’s not on you, honey, it’s all on me. I promise to do better from now on. And, when I say that I will come, I damn well will come!”

The Poles Are Coming

Thee is some good news from Europe and some bad news for any member of ISIS or any other of those so-called terrorist groups in the Middle East. The Polish government has now made clear that Polish soldiers will soon be battling in the Middle East and when a Polack grabs  a gun, just watch out if you are a terrorist. As someone who is half-Polish, let me inform any Muslim who tries to take out we Poles, that you are signing your death warrant!

We Poles worked in coal mines, we worked in steel plants, we took any dirty, filthy job in order to put food on the table. Check out any famous American gang and you will discover some Polish names. And, you ISIS jerks, just remember that we Poles fight to win, and the only rule we follow is there are no rules– just victory!  You  ISIS jerks have been warned!

Chris Calls In The Godfather

Chris Christie has decided to forgo any further trips out of the great state of New Joisey and will get back to the world of common sense and decency. His first call was to the Godfather who wanted to know how come a good New Joisey boy was beaten up by a bunch of pansies from the other side of the track. He did give Chris a hug  for putting down the little queer from Florida who can’t utter a single fucking sentence without repeating the previous sentence.

Chris assured the boys  that New Joisey  is not to be concerned about the bull shit  coming from the clown of Wall Street, one Donald Trump. “He’s full of hot air, he promises the moon and can’t even deliver Hoboken! Godfather, don’t spend a moment concerned about this bull shit artist, hell, he couldn’t even keep the casinos making money!”

There are reports that Chris will now work on closing down the George Washington Bridge and restricting who is allowed to enter the great state of New Joisey.


We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


I continue seeking to find where America has gone since politicians want to return America to its former greatness.

Jeb looked as though he had some passion last night.  Gee, he got 10% of the vote!

2016 rule of politics– the greater the ambiguity of your goal the greater the number of people who will love you.

Those under the age of 30 still believe in the Tooth Fairy.

One must feel sorry for little Benny Carson who looks as though he just lost his toy.

Marco comes across as a son of Donald Trump now out of favor with dad.

Oh, for an Elizabeth Warren to seek the Democratic nomination.

What Can Hillary Do?

To the right of Hillary Clinton looms the bombastic Donald Trump with his grandiose ideas about “making America great again,” and to the left is Bernie Sanders with  his grandiose ideas on how to make America great again for all those not in the top one percent of this nation. Hillary is trapped in the middle and now discovers that a large percent of Americans actually believe that words spoken are the same as  laws passed. So, what must she do?

1. Insist that Sanders explain HOW he would be able to pass his ideas into law.

2. Speak in specificity. Example, “I seek over a five year period to implement a $18 dollar an hour wage for all Americans. Why? We need to gain more seats in Congress this year and even more in 2018.”

3. She can also promise: “I will reduce interest rates on student loans to 2%.”

4. She can also promise to “work with any governor over the next four years to assist in any way reduction in tuition for college.” This change can begin on the state level.

Above all, she must constantly challenge Bernie to spell out how his ideas get through a Republican controlled Congress.

Supreme Court Is The Issue

Once again the Republican controlled Supreme Court has blocked efforts to prevent the US government from dealing with climate change. Reality is the current composition of the Supreme Court will prevent implementation of any meaningful laws dealing with the most important issue of the world –how do we humans prevent drastic changes to the climate of this planet? There are men on this Supreme Court –the women are liberals so they do not fit into this category-whose main concern is with the right of businessmen to do as they damn well please to the planet.

Those who support Bernie Sanders simply do not grasp that if a Republican is elected president, he will appoint three new judges and those judges will support the interest of businessmen. So, what then would the Supreme Court do?

1. End abortion rights for women.

2. Allow business to do as it desires with our climate.

3. Allow  further restrictions on voting rights.

4. Deny rights to those who work seeking to organize.

Bernie Has Dreams

Bernie won another one and he is all hot to trot down to South Carolina where many await hearing his dream to end income inequality and make poverty disappear from the world.  We can expect for the coming months Bernie to discuss his dreams of how America can once become a land that allows each and every person to get a good solid middle class life.

Actually, it is rather easy to accomplish this goal. Examine how Bernie will do it:

!. Bernie will propose and Congress will unanimously vote to raise the top tax rate to 70% of money over $1,000,000.

2. Bernie will propose and Congress will vote to pass a bill canceling all student debts. Pretty easy, just propose and Congress passes.

3.  Bernie will propose and Congress will pass a law that ends college tuition for all Americans–and any immigrants as well.

4. Bernie will propose and Congress will pass a law that ends stock manipulation and sends directly to jail any businessman who is below the law on any issue.

5. Bernie will propose and Congress will pass a bill ensuring the end of coal use in manufacturing. And, Congress will agree to any international agreements dealing with climate control.

Actually, it is very easy, just  present the bill and Republicans vote for it. Check past history if you doubt me!

Inside Rubio Headquarters

This intrepid reporter was able to sneak into the headquarters of the Rubio camp  in order to report how Marco and his boys and girls will pursue the fight to become president.

Marco: Well, guys,  I guess using the same speech is not going to cut it this year. I was so hoping to be able to repeat and repeat the same words. I guess this means I have to learn an entire new speech. And, I have to learn this within a week or so. So, let’s get down to the nitty gritty of what I have to say.

Mary: Well,  Marco, how about saying something for the women of America?

M: But, Mary, I do. How many times have I spoken about mom and how she made the trip from Cuba. I love mom, I love my wife, I love my daughter, God, I do love women. What else should I be saying?

Joan: Marco, I think what Mary was getting at was addressing issues that women  face each day of their lives.

M: Oh, I get what you mean.How about this: Women of America, I am the only candidate who believes that each and every woman should have her own dishwasher and dryer in her own home. I am the only one who wants women to give birth to the baby conceived when she was raped. See, how much I care about women!

Mary: Marc, I just don’t think that will play well among young women. How about student loans, that might interest some young women?

Marco: Well, maybe I could tell them to find a wealthy businessman who will pay off their debts and all they have to do in return is sort of do things to please the guy?

Joan: Maybe, Marco, we should get back to the story how your mom escaped from Cuba and the washing machines.

Carly Fiorina Is Mad!

Another primary battle is over, another time that Carly Fiorina has been slighted by the Republican establishment. There are two ways to evaluate her performance, you can read results from the top down or from the bottom up.If you utilize the second method, which Carly regards as the only honest one, then our hero came in second. And, guess who came in last–Donald Trump! I checked with the only woman in the race for president as a Republican.

Carly: “fred, this is simply another plot by the Obama administration to get rid of the only woman who can defeat Democrats, ISIS, al-Qaeda, and terrorism in the world. Do you think it is a coincidence that I did not get the most votes in New Hampshire? The answer is simple– I am the one Islamic terrorists most fear. I am willing to go to Syria, look the damn terrorists right in their faces and make clear that  President Fiorina will drop atomic bombs and blast them all to their heaven where the virgin women await them!!”

Conversation With Ben Carson Alter Ego

I decided to engage in a conversation with the Alter Ego of Ben Carson.

M: So, what’s it like being the Alter Ego of Ben Carson?

AE: Fred, how the hell can I be an alter ego of a guy who just ain’t got much ego in the first place?

M: So, you have some problems?

AE: Problems! For God’s sake the other night he wouldn’t even go out on the stage but hung back watching everyone else walk right past him! This is not only quiet man, but a man in search of who the hell he is.

M: I sort of feel sorry for little Bennie Carson.

AE: Sorry for  him? How about showing some sorrow for me! Damn it,  He just mumbles and stumbles through life and all we hear is about  God and how he is a great surgeon. Hell man, this guy doesn’t even know where the hell Mexico is!

M: So, what’s the future of the real Ben Carson?

AE: For me, I would so love to go back to cutting up bodies. At least when he is cutting bodies the man has some ego!