NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Republican candidates engage in pissing contests as to which one loves Israel the most.

A modern miracle– ONE INTELLIGENT SUGGESTION AS TO THE ALTERNATIVE TO NEGOTIATIONS WITH IRAN.

I continue hoping that Sarah Palin will return from hunting and hunt for the presidency.

I’m for Elizabeth Warren for president.

Ted Cruz is the modern version of Joe McCarthy.

I suggest that Ben Carson return to the hospital and do something he knows about-cut up people.

How about a presidential campaign without a Bush or Clinton?

Ever “Endangered” Israel!

Among the great myths of modern times is that Israel is “surrounded by enemies and in danger of being destroyed.” Each and every Republican intends to make clear to the Jewish Lobby in this nation that he or she is the best friend for Israel and he or she promises to prevent Israel from being destroyed by Iran. Mike Huckabee, a Christian fundamentalist who believes that only good Christians go to Heaven has now stepped up to make clear that he is Israel’s number one friend. I trust that Sheldon Adelson is now ready to send him a few hundred million bucks.

Mike is upset the security and safety of Israel is being threatened by you-know-who. He accuses President Obama of being “so naive that one day he will take the Israelis and march them to the doors of the oven.” Wow, another Holocaust. Well, examine the facts:

1. Israel has EIGHTY ATOMIC BOMBS. It could obliterate the entire nation of Iran.

2. Israel has submarines which could send missiles toward Iran.

3. Israel has the best air force in the Middle East.

If Iran dropped single atomic bomb, the Israel air force would wipe Tehran off the face of the earth.

Enough with the “surrounded Israel” bull shit.

Hillary–Step Down!

Future historians will wonder why Hillary Clinton decided to create such wonderful opportunities for Republicans to smear her name. The every growing stupidity of the infamous emails looms larger and larger in the minds of Americans. Most probably there is nothing fundamentally serious about this non-event, but even the Justice Department has gotten into the act. They now claim she violated security laws by using her email in the wrong manner. How did this ridiculous event occurs? Why did it occur? The answer is simple, Hillary Clinton, like hubby Bill, has an appointment with death of her political career.

So, how about, stepping off the stage? How about allowing a woman who has fought for human rights, who has been among the leaders in the fight to create jobs and decent pay for workers to stand up for the Democratic Party next year? How about ELIZABETH WARREN for president?

Narrowing The Field Ideas

When it comes to offering advice to those in the world of politics, I am at the top of the list of those who offer intelligent ideas. So,let me help out Fox News on how to narrow the field:

1. A hot dog contest. One who eats fewest is off the stage.

2. A contest as to who can utter the most cliches in one paragraph.

3. A contest as to who can utter the most hate Obama statements.

4. Of course, a corollary would be the first one who can correctly name the number of times the House of Representatives passed a bill to end Obamacare.

5. Personally,I would go for a farting contest. Most stinky farts in thirty minutes.

Veterans For Trump

I am very upset. I am a veteran of the Korean War. I just discovered that Donal Trump has organized a VETERANS FOR TRUMP group and no one told me anything about it. OK, it turns out that several members of this organization were enrolled and nobody told them they were members. This certainly is a unique approach to gaining members for political candidates. Just enroll them without telling them. Let me suggest to Donald a few tips on how to pursue this idea.

1. One free drink at any Trump casino for any veteran.

2. Allow we veterans the wonderful opportunity to have our picture taken with Donald Trump.

3. Of course, Donald could give us a free night at his hotels. John McCain,who hates we veterans, would never give such an offer.

4.Donald,how about a free visit to the Mexican border on your next visit?

Another Day Of Police Action

I understand that members of police forces undergo extensive training on methods of how to deal with crime. Given the history of police interactions with black skinned people,it might be necessary to add some further methods of how to deal when confronted with people.
There was a conference being held at Cleveland State University in Cleveland. The topic of discussion was-Black Lives Matter.” Let me get this straight–there is a conference on the topic of making certain that black skinned people are not mistreated by cops.So, what happens?

A confrontation occurred when police arrested a 14 year old and people blocked the van. Naturally, what else could cops do but–PEPPER SPRAY THE CROWD. Alternative:

Call parents of the teen and ask them to come to the site of this event and take their kid home.

Ted Cruises Along With Stupidity

Ted Cruz is upset because the other kids in the US Senate do not want to let him play with their ball. After all,he went to an Ivy League school and where in hell did Mitch McConnell go? He charged Republican Senator Mitch McConnell, the alleged leader of Republicans in the Senate to admit that he is a liar. “We now know that when the Majority Leader looks us in the eye and makes an entirely false explicit commitment that he was using to say things he knows are false.”

OK, Mitch,you have been called out by the kid from Texas. We suggest there be a shoot-out as to who can utter the most lies within a 24 hour period. Winner gets to keep all the marbles.

Bowing To Republicans Wrong Move

Secretary of State John Kerry has been forced by AIPAC and Republicans in search of Jewish votes to sound tough towards Iran. Just as President Rouhani in Iran has to come across as tough toward America,so must Kerry behave like a sheriff in a western town who can beat anyone when it comes to drawing a gun. So, he wound up threatening Iran with bombs if they failed to live up to the agreement. Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif mocked Kerry by saying, “Unfortunately, the US Secretary of State once again talked about the rotten rope the ability of the US to use military force.”

Republicans,and their buddy in Israel sound the trumpets of war against Iran, but they become furious if an Iranian responds the same way. The end result of the AIPAc agenda is to transform American foreign policy as a fight between two boys challenging one another as to which is the real tough guy on the block.

Shoot Em Up

Governor Bobby Jindal has rushed to inform the people of America that he intends to ensure there are no more shootings in movie theaters. The other day John Russell Houser sort of shot up the audience in a movie theater before killing himself. So,these might be the was in which Bobby intends to prevent movie theater shootings:

1.As one enters the theater each person is given a weapon. Handgun, rifle, machine gun, you choose.

2. Once the first shot is fired, everyone stands up, displays their NRA hats and begins blasting at the source of the initial shot.

3. Bobby Jindal will immediately rush to the theater armed with a bazooka and blast away. If the theater is destroyed then all shootings will cease.

4. An NRA member could be stationed at all movie theaters to have an immediate armed presence.

5. Of course,Bobby could ask ISIS to guard our movie theaters.

Thus Bobby will become the boy hero of America!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines which appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark,Copenhagen Post: “Police Investigate Shootings”

In America that usually means police shootings.

France, Connexion: “Water Restrictions In California”

I’ll drink to that.

Norway, Norway Post: “Don’t Forget To Leap”

Sound advice to Republican candidates when Donald arrives.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Demon Toddler”

If I was you, I would crawl away.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Apologize For Shooting Black Man”

NO,I think the dead black man owes an apology for making cops use expensive bullets.