End The Gridlock, Finally!

We are prepared to offer several concrete proposals that would result in ending the gridlock in Washington.

1. Vice President Biden resigns and is replaced by Ted Cruz. Ted would then have to speak with the evil one at least once a day.

2. Democrats agree to end all taxes on those earning above $1 million. The nation will then witness a flood of jobs that would end unemployment. Carry out Republican ideas and allow the American people to judge results!

3. Appoint Sarah Palin as Secretary of State and allow her to personally take care of the ISIS problem.

4. End Food Stamp programs and establish free access at garbage dumps to all Americans.

5. All major networks would present speeches by Mitt Romney at least once a day to keep Americans aware of what a Romney presidency would have looked like.

Five sensible actions to end gridlock!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We ofer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion: “Ways To Make Life Simple”

Just elect men and women with simple minds.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “You’d Better Believe It”

Cut taxes and get more money for the government.

USA,Washington Post: “Reluctant Warrior”

Two word description of Barack Obama?

Sweden, Local: “Wins Fights For Death Benefits”

Naturally, he is dead.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Don’t Act Against God”

If you do, watch out for the thunder bolts!

Say, What About Climate Change?

As I recall, President Obama has promised to work on the problem of climate change. Of course, Republicans have been consulting such eminent scientists as Rick Perry, Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz. I must point out that Ted is a graduate of Harvard College which means he obtained a first class education while at that institution of higher learning. Based upon his learning, there is no such thing as “climate change,” it is simply a liberal attempt to take money from those who create jobs in order to stuff the pockets of a bunch of people in Asia or Africa. UN Secretary Ban Ki-moon is rather pessimistic about chances of persuading those with money to give some to the UN fund that works with climate change. Germany did offer 1 Billion, WoW! As of this moment, the US is not going to waste our money on such wasteful projects as climate change since half the American population does not believe such a thing is occurring.

Yes, Congress appropriated a few billion to fight terrorism in the Middle East, but not a single penny for climate change. Thank God America has Fox News to report the truth about climate change!

Strategies, Obama Style

President Obama has been discussing the need for strategies in the Middle East. He is now proposing some strategies. I listened carefully to his talk and learned the President seeks to organize a coalition of Arab states who would gather together and destroy ISIS. This strategy entails more troops to aid the Iraq government, more bombing attacks, and more military equipment for those fighting against evil ISIS. I was struck with what was not part of this strategy. There is not a single word about Economic Development. There is not single effort to develop Middle Eastern economies so that hundreds of thousands of young men had jobs instead of sitting around cafes arguing and talking about jihad.

So, what MUST be done in the Middle East?

1. A Marshall Plan that requires Middle Eastern nations to develop modern economies.

2. The money would be dependent upon Middle Eastern nations working together.

3. The emphasis would be upon job creation.

4. Israel would be encouraged to hire bright young Egyptians, Jordanians, and Palestinians. These young people could return to their nations and initiate the creation of technology companies.

Give people jobs NOT GUNS!

OH, Them Ukrainian Rebels!

There is something that is called, the Donetsk People’s Republic, and it is located in the eastern part of what is also called, Ukraine. These rebels shot down an airliner and murdered a few hundred people, but, according to them, this never happened. In fact, they even wonder whether or not there was actually a plane up in the sky. According to their version most probably the Ukraine government persuaded America or England to gather up dead bodies and then fling them to the ground in order to destroy the good name and work of the Donetsk People’s Republic. Miraslav Rukdenko, who speaks for this “Government,” is also concerned about the recent referendum in Scotland. After all, if Scots can break away from England, why can’t Slavs break away from Ukraine.

“I would not rule out the possibility that the British authorities falsified the results of the referendum. Several percentage points could have been manipulated to preserve the union of Great Britain.” Then again, he posed the question as to why Scotland was allowed to have a referendum and one was denied to the people of Donetsk. I am confused. I recall that Donetsk had a “referendum” which concluded that its people wanted to depart from Ukraine and become part of Mother Russia. Oh well, if only Donetsk could have a referendum, Putin style!

Moishie The Squirrel

The other day while driving my car I encountered a squirrel in the street carefully gathering nuts and such stuff for the long winter that lies ahead. I decided to halt for a while and chat with this creature of God. His name is Moishie and he is Jewish. Yes, my friends, squirrels also believe in various forms of religion. Moishie does have relatives in Israel as well as in Palestine and other Arab nations. Naturally, I asked Moishie what he thinks about we humans. He informed me that among squirrels we are known as “Big Foot” and sometimes as “The Destroyers.” According to him, humans are only good for wiping out just about everything on this planet. His cousin in Gaza told him about the bombing and destruction. Moishie wants to know why we Big Feet folk are always dropping these bombs and killing one another. The concept of killing a fellow squirrel is simply not known to those creatures who allegedly have tiny brains.

I spent an hour attempting to explain human behavior to this squirrel. He thanked me. Then he said: “My Big Foot friend, keep up your work and one day we squirrels will inherit the Earth. Just blast away until there are no more humans on Earth. So long, have a good one.”

I bid goodbye to Moishie and wondered how a human could become part of squirrel society?

So God, Talk To Me!

Justin Welby is the Archbishop of Canterbury for the Church of England so one would assume this man has daily contact with God up in the sky. He recently surprised those who believe in God by admitting to a bit of doubt on his part. “I mean there are moments where you think, is there a God, where is God. Praying over something, ending up saying to God, ‘Look this is all very well and good, but isn’t it about time you did something if your really up there which is probably not what the Archbishop of Canterbury should be saying.” These words of honesty are ones which daily enter my mind and, most probably, the minds of most in the Church of England.

If one really does believe in God, then one is left with questions as to exactly what does this God believe about we humans? If He really did create we humans, surely then he is partly responsible for our ongoing wars and hate and violence. If YOU are up there, how about gazing down and doing something about the madness which occurs each moment on this planet? Finally, an Archbishop is posing the right question: where the hell are YOU?

Defrock Minister Who Seeks To Defrock Women

There is a minister in the Church of Sweden who suddenly has ceased being a minister of God because of his attitude toward women. The unnamed man was told by the Church of Sweden that a reorganization plan would result in two female pastors working with him. The Minister immediately consulted God up high only to be informed by the BigGuy up in the sky that it was against the rule of Christianity for females to serve as ministers of God. So, what else could this holy man do, but inform members of his parish that salvation is only available to people who reject the idea of ordination of women in the church. Look, if the Big Guy says, no women ministers, this means NO women ministers.

For some reason the Church of Sweden has decided to reject the Big Guy and defrocked the man who opposes female ministers. Just another example of Liberalism gone wild. First, these liberals want to ordain women, next they want to ordain gays and lesbians, and then–ordain animals in the forest!!

Just Say NO!

For the past several months hardly a day has gone by without some story from Scotland how Scots hate the English and want to become their own nation. These stories depict a people living under the reign of brutal folk from the center of evil–London. The angry Scots demand FREEDOM. So, the world has been witness to ongoing attacks from those who shout, YES to freedom and those who shout NO to freedom. Sean Connery and other famous Scots have rushed to their homeland in order to join the forces of freedom. Of course, Sean will shortly be appearing in a film financed by the evil Brits and and make a few million pounds of blood money.

It is now apparent that after 307 years of living with the Brits most Scots have decided it is for their interest to remain a slave and enjoy any crumbs cast in their direction from the South of Great Brtain. By a vote of 55% to 45% the people of Scotland voted NO!

Just imagine becoming a nation without a currency, in which banks have departed, and so has the National Health Service. Any sane person would vote NO to this prospect!

Another Gun Nut On Loose

Eric Frein was a student at East Stroudsburg University in Pennsylvania. He portrayed himself in a high school yearbook as a boy with a gun ready to blast away at something. Along the way, he joined the Eastern Wolves which are part of something termed the Red Alliance. This group holds war simulations in which young men pretend they are soldiers some place in eastern Europe where they fight some bad people. At this point they have decided that Serbians are the bad people so they dress like someone in east Europe and pretend to have a Slavic accent. These games are conducted by the Red Alliance which believes that Americans must learn how to fight against bad people, and what better way then to go into forests and pretend they are engaged in fighting the bad folks?

Eric Frein was confronted by two local cops and then proceeded to murder one and wound the other. I don’t know, perhaps the police had an “east European accent?” Eric is part of the survivalist enterprise which consists of men and women who await some terrible moment when the Communists, oops, those people are gone, so there must be another invading army approaching and we must be prepared. I know, it is ISIS, a bunch of guys who have guns and speak with east Middle Eastern accents!