I am beginning to worry about suicide bombers who simply want to blow themselves up, but there are many groups that prevent young men and women from exercising their right to blow themselves to hell. We suggest:
1. Areas set aside in the USA for those who seek to do a little bombing.
2. Areas in the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans for anyone who wants go go–boom,boom. Of course, there must be regulations to protect the fish.
3. How about building railroad lines that go nowhere. Then suicide bombers can enjoy the thrill of blowing up a train.
4. How about a national lottery and the winner gets one free suicide bombing event at a place of their desire?
5. We need the NRA to organize a new organization-National Suicide Bombers. If you are a member then no cop can take away your 2nd Amendment right to fire away. Just check the Constitution for this right.
Every American child has the right to learn, practice and carry out their right to be a suicide bomber!