Republicans seeking the presidency of the United States are angry and want action to wipe out terrorism. We offer their ideas to attain peace in the Middle East.
Carly Fiorina: I am one tough broad. You guys don’t know who you are messing with when it comes to being the toughest gun slinger on the block. I fired 20,000 people without giving it one moment of concern, and I can fire the whole lot of you when I make the shit to fly over your heads!
Donald Trump: I got a Great Plan. I got a Great Idea, and when Donald Trump says he has a Great Idea, watch out for action. I intend to build a Great Wall that will put you guys in a Giant Prison and guess who will be the Great Warden of that jail!
Jeb Bush: Things happen. Things happen and when I make them happen to you bad, bad, people you will be very, very sorry. My dad was a war hero in WWII, and my brother created his own war, so you bad people had better watch out when Jeb gets rolling! Just remember what I said: Things happen and guess who is going to have something happen to them?
Ben Carson: I am the only Republican candidate who actually knows what blood looks like when it is fresh. I have used my knife to cut into people and I can use my knife to cut into all you bad people. Just remember, I am called Two Blade Carson for good reasons!
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Anita Krajinc lives in Toronto and she is an animal activist seeking decent treatment of animals prior to having them killed so we humans can have some meat. A tractor trailer halted for a traffic light on its way to deliver the pigs to their deaths when she approached the driver and asked if she could give the pigs some water.
“Jesus said if they are thirsty, give them water.”
Driver: “You know what? They are not humans, you dumb fucking broad.”
The pigs did arrive at their death destination but Ms. Krajinch is being held on criminal charges about some water.
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