I am pleased to report to the American people they can sleep comfortably tonight in their beds since the FBI has crushed a notorious gang of Russian spies in New York City. Federal agents were monitoring the dynamic trio of Russian spies for over two years. These evil men were engaged in the task of recruiting female college students who somehow would lead them to secrets known only to college females. The Russians were seeking information about US sanctions and our efforts to develop alternative energy resources. I have a hunch these guys could have simply gone on Facebook and been a bit more successful in recruiting informants. After all, Islamic terrorists employ this method of recruitment of the gullible. But, then again, who would give up the opportunity to spend years in New York City with all expenses covered andk wander into good restaurants pursuing information that could just as easily been obtained online?
Anyway, the FBI did arrest Evgeny Buryakov, and he is safely in jail. For some reason the FBI allowed the other two spies to escape back to Russia. If I was Vladimir Putin, I would send the two of them off to Siberia, provide them with computers and demand they finally get some reliable information!
The people of Communist China for decades were compelled to listen to the wise words of Chairman Mao about life and behavior. We in America are blessed with a similar leader who goes by the name of Chairwoman Sarah Palin. I simply print her words of wisdom to all American women.
“The man can only ride you when your back is bent. So strengthen it. Then the men can’t ride you. America won’t be taken for a ride because so much is at stake. Well, in other words, um, is Hillary the new Democrat of the old one?” She did add a “screw the left in Hollywood” comment. Just imagine that millions of Americans actually believe this nut case is worthy of their votes!
I believe this nation should purchase the Red Books of chairman Mao if they seek words of wisdom.