We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


I eagerly await Dick Cheney’s comments on the Middle East,who else but him is an expert?

Fear reigns in America and Europe, thank God it is less scary than Adolf Hitler.

When it comes to inane comments about the world nobody can trump Trump.

Hats off to Colorado Spring cops who thought before firing.

A leaf blew in the window and Ben Carson signed it.

Ben was told he was going to see Jordan, he got out his pen to get the autograph of Michael Jordan.

Between the immigrant stories about the parents of Cruz and Rubio and their attitudes toward immigrants, now we know the reason for their anger toward immigrants–once we got here –fuck you all!


No Sixteen Shots!

A middle aged man walked into a Planned Parenthood building in Colorado Springs, and proceeded to shoot several people which resulted in three deaths including members of the police force. In other words, this man had a weapon, he fired his weapon, and police finally talked him down to surrender.

Fast backward to an incident in Chicago in which a 17 year old boy was wandering down the street armed with a FOUR INCH KNIFE. A  police officer arrived at the scene, stepped out of his patrol car, did not converse with other policemen, he simply took out his gun and blasted away with SIXTEEN SHOTS until the boy was dead. No talking him down, no discussions about how best to persuade this boy to surrender. Just SIXTEEN SHOTS!


Oh, for the record the knife person was black and the  gun toting person in Colorado was white.

Volunteers For Stupidity

These days the competition for who is the dumbest Republican on this planet gets new contestants by the day. The Arizona Border Recon is watching closely the border with Mexico in order to halt the flood of terrorists who are crossing the border.  Tim Foleg  wants America to know that  “we have pictures from digital  cameras that show Somalis  and Middle Eastern  guys with beards  and everything else , but nobody is listening. We’re going to have something like Paris. Its not a matter of  if, but when.”

I wonder how Tim knows the difference between a terrorist from Somalia and one from Nigeria or, one from Somalia and one from Egypt. Examine the evidence:

1. There are men with beards.

2. There are men who speak a  foreign language.

3. There are men who are sort of swarthy in color.

Who else–but Somalis terrorists!

P.S. Tim, do you even know where the hell Somalia is??

Death In Venezuela

In theory the nation of  Venezuela is a democratic society in which there are supposedly the semblance of free elections. Since this nation came under the control of Hugo Chavez the government  has existed for the right of his followers to continue in office. After his death, former bus driver  Nicolas Maduro became the president. An election is coming up next week and during the campaign, opposition leaders have wound up in  jail or beaten up.

Yesterday,  Luis Diaz, head of the Democratic Action Party was gunned down. Ten bullets hit his body. Just another casualty in the quest for power of Maduro. Oh, there will be an investigation.

Rahm Emanuel Blues

The people of Chicago as well as America and as well as the world are shocked and dismayed at the video which FINALLY has been released that shows clearly how police officer Jason Van Dyke pumped SIXTEEN bullets into the body of Laquan McDonald as he lie on the ground gasping for life. However, in Chicago there is increasing anger why this video was not released for a year and during that time the family of the dead youth was paid five million dollars as compensation for his death.

It is now clear that Mayor Rahm Emanuel did not want the video to be released until AFTER his bid for re-election as mayor. There is no doubt had it been, tough guy Rahm would have lost the election. Not only the black community, but anyone concerned about human justice wants to know why the mayor refused to release the video until AFTER THE ELECTION!

Rahm is a natural born bully, but we now know that he is also a natural born politician who will do whatever it takes to win.

Trump Reveals He Is Trump

Each passing day makes clearer and clearer that Donald Trump will NOT cease being Donald Trump. He has been given evidence that the more outrageous the more insulting he becomes the more a certain section of America goes wild with enjoyment. One day he rants about Hispanic immigrants coming to America to rape, pillage and take away jobs, the next day there are “thousands of Muslims cheering the collapse of the World Trade Center, he simply cannot cease the insult game.

New York Times reporter, Serge Kovalerk made the incredible mistake of writing some accurate comments about Trump. The Times reporter is afflicted with arthrogryposis which makes him lack control of his arms. So, here comes Donald: He went after him by noting this crazy man “jerks his arms in front of this body.”

Unfortunately, there are millions who will cheer this comment. Such is America in the year 2015.


We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Athletes Banned For Taking Dope”

Who else but a dope would take dope?

France, Connexion: “Police Appeal For Bomber Identity”

OK, bomber, turn yourself in, PLEASE!

USA, NY Post: “Police Issued New Guns”

Great, now they can shoot new people.

Sweden, Local: “Town Hall On Fire”

Did anyone see Ted Cruz in the area?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “I’m A Sane Gun Owner”

I just do insane things.

I realize there are those who believe the West Bank belongs to Jewish Israelis since God, him or her self, gave it to the Jews for eternity. For some reason, God did not give land to other groups, but then again, God only regards Jews as his favorite people. Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is offering Palestinians a deal. He is willing to allow Palestinians to build homes on their land as long as Jews get the right to construct homes on Palestinian land. “Palestinians must recognize our right to build settlements.

This is one fantastic offer, you can build on your land and we can build on your land. How could any group turn down a fantastic opportunity like the one offered by Bibi Netanyahu. He is truly a Christian gentleman. I assume Bibi will be offering we Americans a deal, Israel can build in Manhattan Island and Americans can build on Manhattan island. Wow!

Donald’s Incredible Memory!

Donald Trump is sticking by his tale of ‘THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF MUSLIMS CHEERING WHEN THE TOWERS WENT DOWN ON 9/11. “I have an incredible memory and I saw a video of them cheering over in New Jersey. As of this point, I simply cannot tell you who made the video or when it was shown, but I have this incredible memory so it must be right.” Other examples of his incredible memory:

1. He saw Lee Oswald actually point the rifle that killed John Kennedy. He WAS there and he DID see this.

2. He actually was in the Ford Theater when Lincoln was shot! He saw it!

3. Donald was at the scene when Ronald Reagan was shot. He DID try to prevent the shooting but someone got in his way!

4. Donald did see Bill Clinton get a blow job from Monica Lewinsky, he just decided not to tell on his buddy.

5. He did see this black dude,Barack Obama enter America from Africa, he was there the day the Obama ship docked in New York City.

Chris Christie On Bravery

As Chris Christie wanders the roads of New Hampshire in quest of votes he is now selling the line that it was he, not Rudy Giuliani who saved New York City in the dark days of 9/11. His story goes something like this:

“I was there on 9/11. I saw the towers coming down and I was furious. I was determined to wipe out those terrorists with my own hands. My best friend, Mike, or maybe it was Phil or whoever, was murdered by those Muslim terrorists and I swore vengeance. I talked with his widow and little children and promised that if I ever became president, those killers would all be killed. My mother died of cancer about this time, she was killed by this terrorist cancer and I promised revenge, and I will get revenge on those murderers.
So, if you want someone who knows all about terrorists, someone who is ready and willing and able to destroy terrorists, just cast your vote for Chris Christie.
Remember I may be slightly overweight but this weight gives me strength to single-handedly wipe out terrorism just as I wiped out terror on the George Washington Bridge!”