HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

China, China Daily News: “Here We Go Again”

No law is a good law when Republicans control Congress.

Sweden,Local: “Genital Videos Unleashed”

I piss on this story!

France, Connexion: “Widen Duties For Dogs”

From now on they must pick up the shit.

UK, Guardian: “Baby Strapped To Wheel”

Big deal, Mitt Romney strapped a dog on top of his car!

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Missing Man Turns Up”

If a missing man turns up he is not missing.

No Bill O’Reilly Story Today

There are days when the absence of stories about the heroism of one Bill O’Reilly make for a somber moment in our lives. I so miss hearing and listening to stories from the Fox News hero who has fought one battle after another in one place in the world after another in his struggle to end dictatorships. I assume you have read about Superman appearing to deal with thugs and terrorists, well, today, Bill serves that role for we Americans. One must understand that we live under the dictatorial rule of Barack Obama and Bill has a sacred duty to end this tyranny.

Anyway, please accept my apologies for not sharing with readers the exploits of one Bill O’Reilly, champion of millionaires all over this world!

Preview Of Bibi Speech

Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will give a speech tonight. We offer our readers a preview of what he will say. At least fifty members of Congress will not hear this speech because they prefer to boycott than to listen to a FOREIGNER give advice to Americans about their foreign policy. In the entire history of this nation this represents the largest number of congressmen who deliberately boycotters a speech by a foreign dignitary. Anyway, here is what Bibi will say.

1. I am one tough dude.

2. Barack Obama is not one tough dude.

3. John Kerry, who was awarded medals for bravery in the Vietnam war, has caved into Iran demands in a cowardly manner.

4. No deal with Iran ensures peace.

5. Since Iran will not have been provided with an alternative to peaceful use of atomic energy, there remains only one alternative–bomb the hell out of Iran.

6. Since Israel lacks the type of bombs that could penetrate Iran’s defenses, we need American bombers to blast away.

7. Israel stands for peace and that is why Israel uses force to end problems.

8. First Iranian terrorists came for opponents to democracy, then they came for Jews in Iran, then they will come for Israel,and then they will come for Europe, and then they will come for the United States of America.

As I said, this is sone tough dude.

Death Of Boris Mostov

After consulting with various sources in the Russian government, we are now prepared to provide explanations as to the recent murder of Boris Mostov.

1. He was killed by opponents of Vladimir Putin in order to smear the reputation of this great leader.

2. He was killed by Muslim terrorists because he is Jewish.

3. He was killed by the CIA in order to further the anti-Russian program of America.

4. He committed suicide in order to embarrass Putin.

5. He was part of a gay plot to hurt the great leader, Vladimir Putin.

6. An ISIS agent failed in beheading him so they just shot the man.

7. He was killed by Mossad since whenever anyone gets killed we must give this group credit.

Denmark–Blacks Come To Safety!

A SINGLE JEW WAS KILLED IN DENMARK, and Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu urged Jews in Denmark to seek safety and freedom in Israel. I thought if that is the criteria for safety, Denmark might offer safety and freedom to Blacks living in the United States of America.

We in Denmark know that if your skin is black and you decide to walk the streets of an American city there is a strong likelihood that some policeman will halt you, strip search you, and if he does not like your attitude then death might be your end to this encounter. We in Denmark enjoy safe streets and a safe environment so we offer any and all African Americans to come to Denmark and be safe. Just think, when your little boy goes to play in the park and waves a toy gun, he will not be shot down. If your son walks in the street instead of the sidewalk, we will not shoot him. So, come to the safety of Denmark and leave death and poverty behind.

Oh, the invitation is also offered to Hispanics. PLUS, we do not have a Republican party to shut down your government and allow terrorists to murder at will!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I await the day when no black child will be shot to death on the streets of our nation.

Some seek the peace of death, some of life.

I encounter at age 84 fatigue when standing for more then five minutes.

Be a gardner of love flowers.

At least technology compels people to write.

These days the most angry in America are the wealthy, not the poor.

I wonder if God runs a life lottery?

We are simply passengers in life headed toward an unknown destiny.

Bill O’Reilly IS A Hero!

Confession, I do not recall the last time I saw Bill O’Reilly on television other than his appearances on the Jon Stewart show. But, every so often I catch a glimpse of him shouting and posturing as some sort of hero who is not afraid of terrorists and is prepared to send them to their deaths by the hot air emanating from his mouth. The latest episode of the heroic life of Bill has him in Los Angeles during riots back several years ago. According to Bill people were throwing bricks and concrete was pouring down on his head, but he stood his ground against these black and Hispanic terrorist because he is BILL O’REILLY! Several reporters who were with Bill at this scene of devastation and violence simply do not recall any bricks being thrown or any concrete coming down on their heads. According to Bonnie Strauss, Bob McCall and Ned Anstin, “It didn’t happen. If it did, none of us recall one person, one rock or one piece of concrete.”

I am certain that since Bill works for Fox News these reporters are simply a collection of LIBERALS who support the man from Africa who is ruining this nation. They simply want to damage the reputation of Bill O’Reilly because he is a voice for freedom, for liberty and the American way of life. Has anyone checked whether these reporters are of the Muslim religion??

Oh Dem Islamic Terrorists!

The Muslim people of this world include nearly two billion humans who devote their days to work, to prayer and the normal activities of families. At tops, about 1% of those who are Muslim engage in some form of violence toward other people. Of course, Muslims have never been able to match the violence of Christians like Germans who murdered over thirty million human beings, but, we only refer to these murderers as Nazis, not as Christian Germans. A coalition in Austria of the Social Democratic Party and the People’s Party has passed laws that will monitor behavior of Muslims in the country. These laws require that imams must be able to speak German. The Koran must be standardized in the German language, and no Islamic organization can receive funding from foreign sources.

I was raised in the United States of America and in the synagogue we prayed in the Hebrew language, not in English. Many of the Conservative Rabbis were from Europe and some actually did not speak English. Somehow we managed to live in peace and did not disturb the people of America. Such laws as these in Austria are insulting not only to Muslims, but to all fair minded people!

Boris Motsov Is Dead

It was simply a matter of time before Boris Motsov was killed. This brave Russian man has stood for freedom in his native land for over twenty years. He has refused to bow to the threats of President Putin, he has refused to keep quiet as freedom has been slowly and constantly eliminated from his beloved land. Some times Boris simply stood on the streets of Moscow speaking his mind against the kleptocracy of Putin which has resulted in former members of the Soviet Union KGB from robbing the people of Russia. Mr. Motsov was simply walking across a bridge when some gun men blasted away and he is now dead. Oh, there will be a demonstration of sorrow. President Putin will allow this demonstration and smile as people walk peacefully in the streets. He knows that most Russians agree with his policies of defiance and most Russians actually believe that seizing the Crimea somehow makes their lives better.

The sadness of this death is simply the sadness of the people of Russia who have decided that words of anger replace the beauty of freedom. Mr. Mostov was a lonely voice for the right to talk, he is now silent. Alas, so are the Russian people.

Venezuela-BEWARE!

There are unconfirmed reports that Rudy Giuliani is very upset at recent events in Venezuela. Our cowardly president has refused to stand up to the threat of the army of that nation whose leader apparently does not like we Americans. President Nicolas Maduro has allowed his nation to descent into economic chaos with policies that have witnessed inflation rates zoom and unemployment rates rise and people being beaten up by police and soldiers if they dare to protest. Maduro blames all economic problems on Yankee Imperialists. OK, we Americans have interfered in one Latin American county after another, but there has been no need to bother with Venezuela, just leave it up to Old St. Knick. President Maduro has imposed sanctions upon any American diplomats who would dare to visit his nation. I contacted Rudy Giliuani and was told:

“This is another failure of the Obama administration. Why do they allow two bit dictators to insult our nation. Just let me lead a company of soldiers down there and clean up the mess.” He told me there might be need of him to ask Governor Scott Walker to accompany him and stand upon a balcony and confront the soldiers of Venezuela. If he can handle 100,000 protesters in Madison, Wisconsin, imagine how he could handle some Venezuelan crowd!

Reality is that one Venezuelan mayor after another is placed in jail because Maduro has wrecked the economy.