We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


I wonder if someone out of the blue will cast their name into the Republican race–Dick Cheney?

So, what ever happened to Rand Paul– a lot of silence?

So, what does Scott Walker now do–take on Planned Parenthood or the AA group?

I would so love to hear what a wealthy guy says to a Republican seeking his money.

I know that guns in hands of good guys halt shootings, but how does one define a “good guy?”

The Oregon shooter had a wonderful mom, she even loved guns more than he did.

What Exactly Would Occur Under President Trump?

There is a line spoken by actor Robert Redford in a film entitled, The Candidate. He has just won an unexpected victory as US Senator from California. He turns to an assistant and inquires: “now what do we do?” So, let us assume that Donald Trump does become the next President.

1. Would any Congress vote to spend billions building a wall on the border of Mexico?

2. Exactly how, would Trump get Mexico to pay for this wall?

3. So,what is ACTUALLY the PLAN for Syria? Send in more boots on the ground? And,if they arrive, what exactly would they do that was different from fighting in Iraq or Afghanistan?

4. I assume President Trump wants to bomb someone or something? Exactly who or what would be bombed?

5. OK, so assume Donald pushes through his tax deductions. That means another $800 billion deficit each year. Sorry, Donald, your “fortune” will not cover that debt.

6. So Donald wants to round up 11,000,000 people. Where would he put them while they await going back to Mexico? Who would now be doing the jobs of these illegal immigrants? So, exactly, how many native born non-Hispanic immigrants actually want to pick peaches and apples?

7. Donald, remove 11,000,000 people and what they purchase every day would not be bought. Milk, cheese, meat, cars, etc..

My hunch is that on day one, Donald would turn to someone and say: “So, what do we do now?”

March On Mother Russia

Latest reports indicate that Russian troops are now in combat alongside their Syrian buddies. Of course, their allies in this glorious war to defend Mother Russia against the hordes of Islamic terrorists, are troops, who for one reason or another, support the regime of their glorious leader, President Assad. As Karl Marx once said, history all too often repeats itself as farce. It was thirty five years ago that Russian troops, then representing the Soviet Union, marched with happy looks on their faces into Afghanistan to support Communist leaders. Today,they march to assist the incompetent, authoritarian, un-loved government of President Assad.

Vladimir Putin is the Donald Trump of Russia. He has a “plan,” he knows how to win, he is a job creator, he will win because he has always won. Only,this time, thousands of Russians will die. Western infidels will NOT defeat Islamic believers. So, march on and on and meet the doom that awaits Russian soldiers in Syria.

Gun Madness Never Stops

There are moments when I initially encounter a story about some shooting involving young people, my mind has to make convoluted changes in order to comprehend what I am reading.

1.Two eleven year old children were playing, a boy and a girll

2. They were playing in her mobile home.

3. The children, like most kids, got into an argument over whether the boy could play with the girl’s puppies.

4. NATURALLY, the boy returned to his mobile home,and got his dad’s shotgun. This is America. This is the land where macho boys MUST use a gun to demonstrate they are no wimp. Imagine, a girl telling a boy, he cannot play with puppies!

5. NATURALLY, the NRA will note that if the 11 year old girl had a shotgun, this tragedy never would have happened. Most probably, both would be dead, but at least she killed the boy who shot her.

The state of California has just passed the California Fair Pay Act. This new law forbids companies from paying women at a lower rate than males are paid. From now on, women must be paid “substantially similar pay for substantially similar work.” This is definitely a long time coming and makes perfect sense. However, there are also some problems yet to be solved:

1. Seniority. Those around a longer time get higher pay.

2. People already locked into a salary structure that is higher than those for women will still be ahead of the parade.

3. Of course, there is the constant problem that the bosses make so much more there is less and less for those at the bottom.

4. I await court case which allow judges to decide: “substantially similar work.”

So, Who Bomber Kunduz?

There is one thing very clear–American planes bombed a hospital in the city of Kunduz in Afghanistan. According to General John Campbell:

1. US forces were being attacked by the Taliban and called in an air strike. The pilot of AC-30 gunship had difficulty in locating the target.

2. Afghan forces were under attack by the Taliban and called in the air strike.

3. Well,that was not exactly it. According to General Campbell: “Afghan forces had not directly communicated with US pilots in the AC-130 gunship.

Anyway there are now dead doctors, dead nurses, and several dead patients.

In other words, no one is to blame except the Taliban which started the fight.

Oh Dem Happy Slaves!

If there is one topic that I know about it is the Texas Education Board which selects textbooks for students in the former rebel state. Many years ago they rejected my high school textbook because we had an entire chapter devoted to the story of the American Negro and we referred to the Civil War rather than the “War Between The States.” So,Texas is back in the news. They accepted a new American History book from McGraw Hill that had a section devoted to: “Patterns of Immigration” that discussed how immigrants came to America.

According to this version of history the “Atlantic slave trade brought millions of workers from Africa to southern states to work on agriculture plantations.” These darkies were so happy to get a FREE trip to America so they could get a job on a nice plantation where they were allowed to work without getting paid!

In the state of Texas Joe McCarthy,the man who knew nothing about human rights was a “great American” and our Founding Fathers were influenced by Moses when writing the Constitution.

Afghan Mess As Always

The Afghan story continues to reveal that blunders are just a normal event for the US military. American bombers bombed the city of Kunduz because Afghan soldiers were scared shit to go into battle, as always. They informed American military that the bad guys were in front of them and they needed a few bombs. According to US sources: “On 3 October we have now learned that Afghan forces advised they were taking fire and asked that for air support. An air strike was called in to eliminate the Taliban threat.” So,US planes bombed and they killed a dozen people in a hospital including several doctors and staff members.”‘

According to the US military it is not their fault for the killing of Doctors without borders because “the Taliban have purposely chosen to fight from within a heavily urbanized site.” It is the fault of the bad guys that we killed innocent doctors and nurses.

When will this horror end??

If Carly Fiorina Became President

Carly at initial Cabinet meeting.

“OK, it is time to demonstrate some good old American initiative. I think we can get a good deal by purchasing Swaziland. We offer any Hispanic immigrant an all expenses paid job in this African nation–which, of course will now become our latest purchase. I bet Donald will be jealous as hell when I show the country how to end our immigration problem.”

Meet with Joint Chiefs of Staff. “OK, let’s get some boots on the ground in Iraq and Syria. look,any boots will do,how about the illegal immigrants, if they want to remain here, it is only fair for them to fight for this country.”

Carly to Republican congressional leaders: “I want action. Make clear to congressmen that if the fail to do the job, they no longer have one. Make clear this tough broad will not tolerate lazy bums!”

Carly to Attorney General: “So, is Hillary yet in jail? What the hell is going on, send her to prison,she contradicted me!”

If Ben Carson Became President

The other day I was wondering what exactly would occur if Ben Carson became President.

Ben at Cabinet meeting: “So,this Syria business. First, could someone show me on a map where this place is?

Ben to Joint Chiefs of Staff: I really don’t know why we have a chief for the Army, the Navy, the Air Force and the Marines. Couldn’t one of you do this job and reduce expenses?

Ben to Speaker of the House and leader of the US Senate. “Could one of you, using some visuals, please explain to me exactly how a bill becomes a law and where do I fit in?”

Ben to head of IRS. “Ok, once we end all taxes, can we also get rid of the IRS?”

Ben to nation: “From now on we shall return to the good old days and begin all schools with a good Christian prayer. It is OK if Muslim students leave the room and Jews should be happy since we pray to a Lord who once was a Jew.”