Impudent Observer Advice To Women

An important goal of this blog is providing useful information to women. It is clear to observers of the human condition that female members of this planet are in need of advice on how to conduct themselves when on a date. It is important for women to understand their conduct toward males can result in damage to themselves if they fail to meet high standards of proper decorum. So, in hope of assisting our backward thinking female readers, we present some words of advice from English Judge Mary Mowat. Judge Mowat told the Oxford Mail that her years of presiding on cases dealing with rape had led to certain ideas that would prevent such violence against women.

1. The problem with rape cases is it consists of “one person’s word against another, and the burden of evidence is that you have to be sure before you convict.

2. The only way to reduce the act of rape is when woman “stop getting so drunk.” In other words, to prevent a penis penetrating your body is to cease DRINKING!

3. According to Mowat, it is difficult to convict a rapist if women keep on saying, “I can’t remember what I said.” So, women keep sober, write down everything you say to the man during the date, and judges like Mowat can be prepared to urge conviction.

We intend to publish a “rape journal outline” that women can carry with them at all times.

Remember, WRITE DOWN EVERYTHING YOU SAY!