Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “NEw Species Found”
It is a Republican who can actually articulate an intelligent idea without shouting, “no.”
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Stay Home, Save The Economy”
I have a hunch going out to shop will do more.
USA, NY Daily News: “Cop Has Sex With Cows”
There is nothing moo about this case.
Canada, Toronto Star: “19.2 pound Baby Born In Indonesia”
Me thinks this is a four breast baby.
UK, Guardian: “Swine Flu Vaccine Approved For UK”
Sorry, Frenchmen, no flu for you.
Sweden, The Local: “We Are All Immigrants”
Tell that to Lou Dobbs and the Tea Party idiots.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Adam Returns”
I think he left Eve at the alter.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Church Free To Abuse Families”
Are these Christians or the Anti-Christ?
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Prison Officer Escapes Jail After Stealing Cash”
He was apprehended by inmates.