Following are reasons you will not encounter any member of the Tea Party in Heaven.
1. People in heaven work for the joy or work, not for money.
2. In fact, there is no money in Heaven.
3. There is universal free medical care, courtesy of God and the government.
4. There is no gender, age, or racial discrimination in heaven.
5. If you want to belong to a union, it is OK,
6. There are no Founding Fathers or Mothers, just God.
7. Laziness is OK.
8. There are jobs for all, courtesy of the Heaven government.
9. Anyone can learn for free and for long as desired.
10. There are NO wealthy people in Heaven, just people.
11. There are no grades or IQ tests, all are viewed as bright.
12. No birth certificate is required in order to enter the establishment.
13. Women control their bodies, not God.
14. Neither Sarah nor Michele will be around to bore you with their idiocy.
15. Each person is responsible for all other humans in Heaven.
Of course, if you do not like this Socialist, Communist Heaven, you can always take the Down Staircase.