Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: ”Ally Came In From Cold”
These days it usually is preferable if they come in from the desert.
Norway, Norway Post: ”Greater Control Over Spy Agency”
I guess that means, “quit spying on us!”
Netherlands, Dutch News: ”Mouse Preserved For Posterity”
In my Bronx rat ridden apartment, kill them now and throw them away!
Russia, Moscow Times: “Putin Pens Platform”
Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me. What else?
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Cut Child Allowances For Wealthy”
So, who will pay for the butler? Me?
Sweden, Local: ”Consult Psychic For 81 Year Old”
I’m here, come and get me, please!
South Africa, Mail $ Guardian: ”"What A Beauty”
The New York Giants winning the Super Bowl!
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: ”Man Shoots Self In Leg”
Big deal, Mitt Romney each night shoots himself in the mouth.