Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Love Hates Guilt”
And, guilt loves to hate.
France, Connexion: “Fish Jump To Eat Bird”
Hopefully, if they are Catholic, not on Friday.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Who is Eric Scavengus”
Then again, who cares?
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Road Rage Man Seeks Job Back”
I assume he is a truck driver who hasn’t finished crashing into people.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Putin Unhappy With Limousine”
Aside from himself, who exactly is he happy with?
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Dummy Cop Stops Traffic”
Given how people drive in Indonesia, they might be a smart policy.
USA, NY Daily News: “Guns And Xmas”
Don’t shoot until you see the red of his jacket!