Author Archives: Fred Stopsky

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I have a hunch this is the first time a man running for President never stated one specific idea as to what he will do.

Then again, Bernie speaks about his goals, but how to reach them is another issue.

So, will Donald go for the female vote and select Carly? She certainly leads women in getting fired and falling off stages.

I wonder what Jeb is thinking today?

A nation of 320 million and we did find THE man.

I gather ISIS leaders are now planning to head for the hills.

Poor John Kasich, all alone.

 

Ah Ted, We knew Thee Well

Ted had some words to say to the American people after his wonderful loving feast with the people of Indiana.

“I was the best debater at Princeton and now I will venture out into the new world of post primaries. I do love everyone in Indiana, I love my wife Heidi, I love my two darling daughters who have been part of the great adventure for the past seven months. I want everyone to remember Ronald Reagan, the man who ended the Soviet Union, I want everyone to remember Ronald Reagan who made us once again a Great Nation. I love the Constitution, and have worked so hard the past seven months protecting the Constitution from the illegal immigrant from Kenya who wants to destroy it.

I know more about the Constitution than anyone who has been running for president, I went to Princeton, and Donald went to some second rate college. Frankly, I am a bit disappointed that Republicans selected a sexual philanderer and bully and loud mouth jerk over a  Princeton intellectual who knows more than anyone about the Constitution. So, what now for the most intelligent person in the Republican Party? I do know that Donald has insulted my wife, he has insulted my  father, but I am a Princeton man and am ready to forget the past and stand side by side with Donald as his running mate come November! And, Donald, remember that I am an immigrant, I love Israel, and I am an Hispanic!”

Donald Is The King!

There is no question that Donald Trump is now king of the hill. Imagine being loud mouth bully who has been yelling for the past seven months without uttering a single specific plan how to do anything, and winding up beating what goes for the cream of the Republican party? So, let the Donald man speak his mind.

“I beat the whole pack of losers, I am now the BOSS and when Donald Trump says he is the BOSS that means BOSS of the whole damn country. I love you  Hoosiers for giving me this victory. Heck, I even know that it is called a “hoop” not a “ring” like the immigrant from Canada says. I love everyone, and when I get through making America Great Again, we will be the Greatest Country in the whole fucking world.

Now, how do I make America Great Again? Easy, I just send our Navy over to China, fire a few shots, and they will shit in their pants. Then, we’ll get our jobs back again. Just imagine, great jobs making clothes, making things and everyone in America who wants a job making clothes will have one! And, that ISIS, once they know Donald Trump is in charge, they will shit in their pants and come begging me not to blast them to heaven or wherever they go.

And, the WALL, the biggest Wall since they built one in China.And, then we’ll load up the whole eleven million and send them back to Mexico. Think about it, eleven new Great Jobs for we Americans! Talk about being a job creator, in one moment, I just created eleven million new Great Jobs working as a nanny, picking fruit, or handling meat in meat packing places.

Don’t thank God, thank ME!

Bernie Burns Hillary In Indiana

The Bernie wagon is rolling along and it captured a majority in the state of Indiana.The most fascinating aspect of the Bernie parade and that of Donald Trump is that both men have captured the anger and frustration of many Americans who believe their lives are being destroyed by Big Business, wealthy men, the Establishment and  only those with nice sounding words can make America Great Again.

Bernie wants to create “millions of jobs” by rebuilding our  infrastructure. I assume these jobs require those seeking physical labor work. I have  a funny feeling that most college graduates who cheer for Bernie do not want to engage in building bridges or highways.

Bernie wants to create a single payer health care system. This sort of requires disbanding the Affordable Care Act and its 18,000,000 members and establishing a new system. Details on how to do this will shortly be provided.

I love Bernie. I really agree with his long term goals. But, there is not exactly a clear explanation as to how to reach those goals. ‘Details later’ is not an answer, more in the nature of a hope.

So, Who Killed John Kennedy?

Critics of Donald Trump may claim that he sometimes goes too far in his comments, but the Donald man really scored a hit when, after decades of conflict and turmoil as to who killed John F. Kennedy, we now–finally– know the answer. Donald demonstrated his brilliance by spotting a man in a picture who is with Lee Harvey Oswald and that man is none other than— THE FATHER OF TED CRUZ! As Donald notes: “his father was spotted with Lew Oswald. I mean what was he doing with Lee Harvey Oswald shortly before the shooting?”

OK, we now know the REAL killer was none other than Rafael Cruz. However, let me bring to the attention of Americans there was an Hispanic flying with Japanese aviators on December 7, 1941 and you just take ONE guess as to who that illegal Hispanic immigrant was!!

Carly Fiorina On God

We allow the woman from California who was fired by Hewlett Packard and lost a Senate race in California to explain why Ted Cruz should be the next president.

“I just love you wonderful, so wonderful people here in Indiana, I mean, you are just wonderful Hoosiers, and no other state in this great nation can say they are Hoosiers. I know God at this very moment is looking down from up high and thinking what a wonderful group of people are the Hoosiers of Indiana. As Ted said the  other day, who but you Hoosiers can put the basketball through the ring and score some points? Well, God is with us at this very moment, He so loves you Hoosiers because each and every one is behind the wonderful, beautiful, Ted Cruz who is God’s anointed son even though he might come from Canada.

I just love Ted, and Heidi and their two wonderful, darling daughters for whom I sing a lullaby each night. God loves those children, God loves, YES, God not only loves Ted, but He wants Ted to be the next president of this God loving nation! So,let’s now bow our heads and say a prayer for Ted, for Heidi,for the two sweet, lovely girls and let’s make them happy tonight. And, remember, a vote for Ted is a vote for God, and a vote for God is a blow against ISIS. So, join me in this one last prayer for God, oops, I meant,Ted!”

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85  year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

A great opener for the Republican convention is a good old fashioned food fight between Donald and Ted. John can be the referee.

I just do not believe ANY of the Founding Fathers would support any candidate today.

Heidi Cruz says Ted is an immigrant but she never said from which country.

My TV went dead on me, just another example of Chinese and Hispanics taking things from we God fearing Americans.

After listening to college graduates running for president, I am left wondering exactly what is being taught in college?

Do you ever wonder what John Kasich really thinks about anything?

How about substituting political conventions for a beauty pageant  and having candidates display their bodies? Makes a lot more sense than displaying their minds.

So, What Now, Bernie?

The end of the road is now in sight for those supporting Bernie Sanders. He ain’t going to win  the nomination and Wall Street can take a deep breath. Actually, I doubt if any Wall Street guys lost a single night’s sleep over the white haired guy from Brooklyn. The real issue is what now for Bernie?

1. He can continue talking about speeches and Hillary money which makes Donald happy.

2. He can organize a movement to retake control of Congress by voting this year for US Senators, congressmen, state legislators and governors.

3. He can go home and sulk.

4. He can enter negotiations for him to run as her vice president.

5.He can identify Clinton  ideas that are consistent with his own.

Bernie, the time has come to behave as a leader in the fight to prevent a Republican victory this fall.

Trump Trumps His Workers

The American people have heard for the past ten months what a great businessman is the red headed fellow from New York. Workers at the Trump Hotel Las Vegas sort of have a different perspective on the man who is their boss. No, he is not going to replace them with Hispanic rapists, no, he is not going to give their jobs to some of the hordes of Chinese coming here to take away jobs from Americans. The pay of cleaners, bar workers, and kitchen staff is about $3 less an hour than what hotel workers in those roles make at other hotels. So, we asked the Donald man to respond:

“Let me make clear that I am the Greatest, the Greatest hotel owner in Las Vegas. To tell you the truth I was the guy who made this town. Do these people realize what they gain by working for me? Just imagine how happier you are knowing your Boss is the Greatest employer in the world! I am disappointed, really disappointed that people place a few dollars ahead of working for the Greatest employer in the world! I hope these people understand that I can build a wall, a Great Wall, around my hotel and prevent them from ever leaving!!”

Are You Bored?

A worker in France is suing his employer because he is bored working for the boring man in a boring job. So, how about?

Suing the NFL  for boring us with nonstop commercials when players were getting drafted.

Suing Donald Trump for bursting our ear drums with his chants about how great he is.

Suing drug commercials which explain why we should purchase X drug and then list  ten diseases that could come about by using the drug.

Suing Ben Carson for putting to sleep thousands of kids who should be doing their home work.

Suing the Kardashians for being the Kardashians.

Suing Bernie and Donald for promising the world but never explain how they will pay for anything.

Suing Hillary for not being the other Clinton when it comes to giving a speech.