According to President Vladimir Putin things are going great for Russia, and the real problems confronting the world can be found in Western nations. He just returned from Siberia where he wrestled a bear, shot a lion, and single-handedly wiped out a terrorist group which was hiding in the wastes of Siberia where they were planning to attack prisons. So, what now for Vladimir?
1. He has worked a miracle getting the Ruble to sink to lower levels. A cheap Ruble means that Russia can now sell its goods for lower prices. Of course, there is this minor problem that, aside from oil and gas, Russia sort of does not have any goods to sell.
2. He has thwarted the attack from Danish cheeses and burned every piece of cheese that could be found. So there, EU!
3. Of course, one of his major victories was to ban flowers from Western Europe, from now on if you want to smell the roses, just take a trip