Category Archives: 2008 Elections

A Glorious Day

I frequently wonder what exactly would be a wonderful day in my life:

1. A cop who talked rather than shot

2. A cop who gave out traffic tickets, and nothing else.

3. A cop who helped a drunk to stand up and go home.

4. Silence from the Donald man.

5. Mike Huckabee just preaching in some church.

6. Marco Rubio going on a vacation to Cuba.

7. Sarah Palin throwing her gun in the race for president.

8. George Bush saying, “I’m sorry.”

9. Ben Carson just doing surgery on people, not the nation.

10. Chris Christie announcing he will not get a job working on bridges.

Donald Trump Says It Right!

Donald Trump has aroused the interest of many Republicans in New Hampshire. Here is what they say:

Janice: “He says it like it is.”

Andrew: “He’s willing to tell you his opinion.”

Donald: (not the Trump one): “He speaks the truth.”

Nick: “He expressed our sentiments and frustrations.”

Donald: “I am who I am. So there!”

Me: “Without you, Donald, what could I write each day!”

God: “Donald, please stay there, I want to keep my throne.”

Not So Gay Jews!

American Republicans so enjoy about their desire to save Israel from terrorists. Yesterday, an ultra-Orthodox Jew in Israel decided the sight of males with males and females with females violates the Torah and what God wants. Yiahai Schlissel, one of those West Bank settlers who were commanded by God Himself to drive evil Muslims from the West Bank and only allow Jews to inhabit this area, decided that God had also informed him the sight of gay men with gay men and female lesbians with female lesbians had to end. So, he grabbed a knife and went after those in the gay parade celebrating gays. He wounded six while shouting, “I hate you.”

I asked Republicans who so love Israel to comment on this event>

1. Ted Cruz:Yishai was provoked. He had every right to defend himself.

2. Rick Santorum:One must obey the commandments of God.

3. Marco Rubio: The arrest of Yishai is simply another example of anti-Semitism.

5. Mike Huckabee: First they came for the Jews and sent them to the ovens, now when a Jew stands up for Jews,he is persecuted. This arrest was ordered by Barack Obama.

Cecil The Tiger

I confess to not being one of those guys who enjoys proving his manhood by blasting away with guns. Me, I was taught by the United States Army that intelligent soldiers avoid combat if it is possible. Heck, once they start shooting in your direction, someone could get hurt. Dr. Walter Palmer is one of those macho macho men who enjoy shooting animals with either a gun or an arrow. He so rises to the sound of combat and is ready and able to take on any unarmed animal in the forest. He claims that it was all a mistake when he initially wounded Cecil the tiger with an arrow and later finished off this terrifying beast with his gun.

How about:

1. NRA sponsored shooting contests in which guys with guns face off at one another and blast away. I will guarantee there is no outpouring of concern for the guy who just got shot. We Americans worry about lions,not people.

2. How about a shoot out between Texans who fear the recent Army maneuvers in Texas was the prelude for a takeover. OK, so Texans, how about taking on the US army and let us find out just how good you Texans are when handling people who can shoot back.

3.Question: when humans confront an animal in battle, on which side is God?

Jihadist Women For Sale

A group of Muslim women in Chechnya has discovered the real way to handle Jihadists who devote their lives to death and destruction. These women send messages to ISIS portraying themselves as jihadist female seeking to have a good time with those guys who so enjoy blowing themselves to heaven–or Hell, take your pick. They pose as cash-strapped Jihadist women to simply are dying to go to Syria or Iraq or wherever in order to marry some nice Muslim terrorist. All they need is a few bucks to help them get to that beautiful land of Syria.

One female got $752 to help her get to the guys in black. Others have received smaller amounts of money. In fact, one male Chechnya even posed as a Jihadist female. So how about:

1. The NSA launching a great campaign via the Internet to have ISIS send money to fictitious females.

2. At least we might be able to break the bank and finally use twitter for some sound purpose in life!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our observations.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Greatest Gift We Have”

For Democrats, it is none other than Donald Trump

Norway, Norway Post: “Pee Repellant”

Piss on this story.

Sweden, Local: “Is Jesus A Myth”

He sure ain’t a Christian these days.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Need A New Direction”

Boy, do Republicans need this!

Hillary For Climate Change

It is now official–Hillary Clinton believes there is climate change. “I personally believe that climate change is a challenge of such magnitude that we need a president who will set ambitious goals.” She is for solar panels. She is for dealing with the need to shift away from coal and other such bad things. OK,this is good news. But, she will confront Republicans who do not buy into this liberal fantasy that anything is occurring to our climate. She will have to debate this issue with men and women who have incredible knowledge about this topic. Frankly, this is going to be a challenge for Hillary when she is faced on a stage with Republican knowledge leaders.

For example, Ted Cruz was in New Hampshire the other day and guess what he discovered: “there was ice and snow everywhere!” So, tell me Hillary, how would you respond to such thinking and observation??

Immigrants From Africa

Just about every day there is a story from Europe about people fleeing Africa in search of some form of work that allows children to go to school and escape a life of poverty. The response to this outpouring of people is angry violence and hate. Those in opposition to refugees complain this influx of people has never before been faced. Well, look at the facts:

1. Between 1880 and 1924, about TWENTY MILLION REFUGEES FROM EUROPE LEFT FOR THE UNITED STATES, CANADA, AND NATIONS IN LATIN AMERICA.

2. Make a list of how Africans are depicted by those opposed to immigrants, and every word was said about my immigrant parents from Europe.

3. The prevailing wisdom at the turn of the twentieth century was that Italian and Jewish immigrants were criminals who threatened the lives of decent Americans.

So, why did this immigration finally end? Simple. Europe had an economic boom so why head for the Western Hemisphere? The solution is to aid African nations create viable economies so people will NOT flee.

Being Politically Correct In New Hampshire

The University of New Hampshire has decided that no student will ever express an idea that might result in hurting the feelings of another person. During my days at City College of New York(CCNY) we enjoyed the reputation of having wild and angry debates in our lunchroom. It was a bad day if we went through a lunch period without someone shouting anger and threatening to tear off the balls of another guy. But, this is 2015, a time when one must use expressions such as “person of color.” I am white skinned but according to the UNH, the color white is not a color although when painting it is. Examine what is politically correct at this place:

1. Do NOT use words such as “senior” or “senior citizen” or an elder.From now on I am “a person of advanced age.”

2. Do NOT refer to the wealthy greedy people who run our country, but refer to them as “person of material wealth.” There no longer are “rich people” in this land, just a bunch of “people of material wealth.”

3. Naturally, I should not refer to poor people as “poor” because that would hurt their feelings. Instead, they now are “people who had less advantages.”

4. Naturally, there are no longer any “fat people.” Instead, they have become, “people of size.”

Oh, please do not use the expression, “American.” Tune is later to find out who you are and in which nation you live.

Magic Number Is 16!

It is now official –there are fifteen men and one woman seeking to become president. So, the new magic number for Republicans is: SIXTEEN!

Sixteen blind people stumbling through the maze of political ideas.

Sixteen people who believe they are an expert on foreign policy, domestic policy, policy towards Uganda, and a few other nations they could locate on a map.

Sixteen mouths fuming with anger and hate.

Sixteen people engaged in the contest as to who can shout the loudest.

Sixteen people seeking to outdo the other in expressing hatred of Barack Obama.

Fifteen people seeking out shout Donald Trump.

Sixteen people who could not pass a test on American history.

Solution: Why can’t all sixteen be on the ballot?