Category Archives: Barack Obama

Banish Winter TV Blues

The onset of winter leads to a sense of the blues in those areas of the nation in which people must endure winter weather and snow. We offer some tips on how society can end the blues for those who must endure this form of despair:

1. No more TV shows in which Mike Huckabee declaims about the evil un-American folks who live on the west or east shows. Last night on Jon Stewart he insisted those on the coasts are not really true Americans. Sorry Mike, but a few million men from the east and west coasts risked their lives in World War II, the Korean War, and the war in Vietnam. Exactly what did the chubby minister of God ever do to help save America?

2. An end to Beyonce and her demanding body. Frankly, she turns me off with her pseudo sense of power.

3. I would be so happy watching a TV show in which Rupert Murdoch explains why he created Fox News for we Americans. Or, he can head home to Australia and pester those people.

4. Allow me to watch a football game on TV without having to hear those inane comments from the blond haired woman on the sidelines who thinks she knows something about a game she never played.

5. I would so love to go to the movies and watch a film in which there was an issue other than than walking zombies and ghouls.

Oh well, at least the snow is pleasant to look at.

Putin Hates Charlie

There are many demonstrations in areas of Russia in which Muslims live. In a nation that refuses to allow demonstrations about human rights and even sends to jail those who dare protest about anything, the nation of Russia these days is witnessing thousands of people in the street yelling and screaming about those horrible people in France who dared to draw a cartoon. In the city of Grozny, capital of Chechnya, a land in which thousands of Muslims were murdered by Russian troops, thousands flocked to the streets in order to demand another beheading or murder of cartoonists. They carried signs insisting “I Love My Prophet Muhammed.” A Russian spokesperson said: “you and I see how European journalists and politicians utter false slogans about free speech and democracy.” Yes, in Putin Russia where thousands of Muslims have been killed by the government, Muslims are upset at cartoons in France!

There is something horribly wrong among Muslims in Russia who are joining hands with the devil who murdered Muslims. I have a hunch a few cartoons is more helpful to the cause of Muslims than aiding Putin in his campaign against freedom in Russia.

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines from the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion: “New Donation Problem”

The 1% can only donate one percent of their wealth.

China, China Daily: “Arrest Man For Selling Unclean Pork”

You can’t blame this one on the Jews.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Agatha Christie In Istanbul”

She was there but she didn’t commit the crime!

Sweden, Local: “Children’s Genital Story Goes Viral”

I will just piss on this story.

Japan, Japan Times: “Creatures From The Unknown”

A great description of the new American Congress.

Karl Marx Was Right!

The demise of the Soviet Union led most people to conclude the ideas of Karl Marx were wrong for the world. A brutal dictatorship which murdered millions of innocent people and stifled any ability of people to inhabit a world of ideas resulted in few accepting the precepts of Karl Marx. First of all, Marx never urged establishment of a leadership that killed members of the working class nor did he urge gulags and death camps for poor people. The society created by Joseph Stalin was NEVER the dream of Karl Marx. Unfortunately, the ideas of Marx were never followed by those who claimed to be his intellectual children. Let’s examine the record of what Karl Marx actually DID say:

1. He forecast that wealthy capitalists would dominate the economic life of society. FACT: The latest count is that 1% of the wealthiest humans have more wealth than the other 99%.

2. He predicted the gradual economic decline of the middle class. This is exactly what is happening in capitalist societies whether they be the United States of America or Greece.

3. He predicted that workers would feel alienated from their daily work. They would cease having pride in what they do. Just ask those working in fast food places or those in a part time job.

4. He predicted that religion would be an opiate that blinds people from reality. Check your daily newspaper or web site for confirmation of what he said.

5. He predicted that wealthy people would control government. Anyone who disagrees?

Karl Marx urged a society in which there was distribution of wealth based upon the principle of “from each according to his ability.” Sounds good to me!

Nigeria Has Bad Luck Of The Draw!

I assume that any nation whose leader has the name, Good Luck, would feel confident they are in the hands of someone who is the right person in the right place at the right time. Nigeria is the most populous nation in Africa, and now has the largest gross national product. Its history resulted in a division within the country. Most people living in northern Nigeria are Muslim while most in the south are Christian. For the most part, presidents of Nigeria have tended to be from the Christian sector of the nation. During the past several years a group known as Boko Haram has been terrorizing the entire country, although most of its murders are in Muslim areas. These honker Muslims insist that “Western Education” is the source of all evil in the world. Just during the past year, they kidnapped over 300 Christian girls who were then given Muslim husbands. The current estimate is they murdered over four thousand people last year.

Nigeria does have an army. In fact, the Nigerian army is loaned out to the UN for peace keeping projects with the government and Army officers keeping most of the money. In a country of 170,000,000 people,the 25,000 Boko Bums have more weapons and fire power than the entire army of Nigeria. It is a rare event when Nigerian soldiers get their entire pay, let alone modern weapons with which to fight. Goodluck Jonathan is again running for president so he and his buddies can continue stealing money from oil revenues and not creating a modern army.

I think the people of Nigeria need a leader whose name is: Badluck Jonathan!

Poor Man’s Hero -Mitt, The Man Who Stands For Their Interests!

Finally, after years of Clinton and Bush and Obama the American people finally have a candidate who will represent the interests of poor people, the homeless, and our suffering middle class. For the third time, Mitt Romney has thrown his hat into the ring of political combat. Just listen to a candidate whose only thoughts and dreams are for those who lack a decent income: “It is a tragedy, a human tragedy, that the middle class in this country, by and large, doesn’t believe the future will be better than the past. We haven’t seen rising income over decades. The rich have gotten richer, inequality has gotten worse.” The poor man’s rich hero is ready to come to the rescue of those without. When was the last time that someone who had millions took and interest in the plight of those without? If we elect Mitt as President, thence can expect:

1. He will cut taxes on the wealthy because these caring, loving men and women on Wall Street have but one dream- ensure that every American can afford a million dollar house just like them!

2. He will end apartments for the homeless so they can cease living on government handouts and get handouts the old free enterprise way- stand on the street corner with hands out.

3. He will help every young American become healthier by ending Food Stamps which force people to purchase cheap unhealthy foods. Check the garbage cans in the back of upscale restaurants and feast on good food!

4. Mitt believes in the “trickle down theory” of economics. As the rich get richer, then they spend more money which results in jobs for everyone who wants to earn $7.25 an hour. If Mitt can only get this theory into practice, then every American will have an opportunity to get a job. After all Andrew Carnegie began as a poor boy and wound up as a multi-millionaire. Becoming rich can happen if you BELIEVE it can happen.

5. Mitt will push through a law that states in clear English- every American child must have parents who earn at least $100,00o0 a year.

I so await talks from President Romney how he wound up rich, the trick is to be born to a wealthy dad or mom!

Gun Rights For Kids!

I admit my frustration with the current leadership of the National Rifle Association. I assumed those leading this great American institution would support the rights of Americans to possess a weapon of their choice. I was shocked and amazed when police in Evansville, Indiana took away a gun from an American citizen and there was not a word of protest from the NRA! A mother in that town who is divorced and going steady with Michael Barnes, a God fearing wonderful son of America, decided that her two year old son was ready to play with guns. So, he had the boy place a 40 caliber gun in his mouth. Remember, it is NEVER too early to get our red blooded boys familiar with the working of a gun. OK, so Michael has committed a few robberies, so did many great American gun heroes like Dillinger or Jesse James.

What is so wrong with allowing a two year old to play with a gun? Once he understands that guns are great to suck on, the next step is he will be ready to fire this weapon of love. So, where is the NRA on this issue? We need to rewrite the 2nd Amendment to read: “Every American citizen from birth on has the right to defend him or herself with a weapon of their choice!

Je Suis Fred, I Been Hacked

Sorry for not being around the past few weeks but someone decided that my blog was bothering them. Had to get some techs to get me back on line. I have no idea who is angry at me, but I am damned proud that someone is furious at what I write. Anyway, the world goes on and so do I. At age 84 my life experience is that anything can happen and the only response is to smile and simply go on with your life.

1. I have been called a “self hating Jew” by some Jews.

2. I have been told by some Muslims that I insult the Prophet.

3. I have been told that I am a Communist.

4. I have been told that I am a Socialist–actually, this is who I am.

5. I do not know any Republican who likes me. Well, this proves that I am doing something right in my life.

On with the show of life in all its absurdity!

Republicans Are Just Republicans

Well, the RepublicanParty is back on top and in charge of our legislature. It has been a few years since this group of outstanding political leaders are in a position that enables them to take responsibility for what happens in the United States of America. I am able to accurately predict the future of what will occur this year:

1. President Obama will ask Congress to fund the cost of community college education.

2. The Republican party will deny this request on grounds that when they were going to college no one paid the cost of their tuition.

3. We can expect Ted Cruz to filibuster against what Ted Cruz voted for the day before.

4. President Obama will urge some sort of tax increase which will lead Democrats on Wall Street to complain that Adolf Hitler is back in power and seeking to murder all Jews.

5. John Boehner will have a heart attack on the floor of the House of Representatives after engaging in a conversation with Tea Party members. He just cannot handle being called a “Communist.”

6. Mitch McConnell will smile which will cause the members of the Senate to fall asleep.

7. The US Congress will set a record for the most laws passed that were denied due to a veto.

8. Oh, Michelle Obama will urge Congressmen to change their diets and eat more salads.

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Canberra Times: “No Clues As To Air Asia Crash”

Has anyone checked into who are the pilots for these planes?

USA, NY Post: “Police Praise Well Behaved Crowds”

Now, all we need are well behaved police.

China, China Daily: “Should China Ban Christmas?”

I would check this action out with Santa.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Radio Show For Deaf People”

I just can’t hear this happening.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Oil Glut”

Time for Republicans to push for new oil pipe lines