Following are jobs that certain people should never take.
Mitt Romney: Cast member of Jon Stewart show.
Oprah: Director of Ms. American pageant.
President of Harvard: Principal of a high school in Harlem.
Ron Paul: Move On Coordinator
Osama bin Laden: Cantor in Orthodox Jewish synagogue.
Kobe Bryant: Coach of New […]

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Mia Swart of the South African Wits University argued the recent D-Day photo op in which both Michelle Obama and Carla Sarkozy both wore white colored dresses was not only a fashion first for two wives of presidents to appear in the same colored dress, but raised interesting possibilities of a political alliance between the […]

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We offer the views of a 78 year old man about the state of humanity.
There is a minister who encourages his flock to come to church with guns. I never knew Jesus Christ was a member of the NRA.
A requirement for getting into Hell is spending a summer in St. Louis.
There is always a hesitancy […]

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Following are jobs that would be wonderful for certain people.
South African President Jacob Zuma: Shower attendant in house of prostitution.
Tony Blair: Pope Tony I.
Miley Cyrus: Star in silent films.
Don Rumsfeld: Stand up comic.
Judge Judy: Mediator of Middle East Conflict. Choose anyone.
Bagel Shop Owner: […]

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Following are comments thought but never spoken.
Joe Biden: “Great, I got through the month without shooting off my mouth.
George Tiller: Yes, I’m dead. Isn’t it ironic that those who believe in the sanctity of life murder in the name of God and life?
Bill Clinton: I bet within a year Barack Obama […]

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Each day we offer a selection of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
China Daily: “Kim Song Il Puts Son As Head Of Spy Agency”
To spy on him or the government?
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Shoe Shine Boys Face More Jail Time”
I guess the prison […]

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NEW FEATURE: Good Jobs For People In Search Of Good Jobs
Rush Limbaugh: Carnival barker.
Rudy Giuliani: Selling watches on 42nd street.
Miley Cyrus: Designer of mirrors.
Ahmadinejad: Mayor of small town in Nevada.
Barack Obama: President of South Africa.
Hillary Clinton: Editor of memoirs of Bill […]

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In 2003, Israel signed onto an American sponsored road map peace plan which called for a settlement freeze including natural growth, but to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu when Israel signs an agreement it is open to interpretation, but when Arabs sign agreements, what is signed is. An American State Department spokesperson made clear the Obama […]

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Following are comments that were never spoken, but most probably thought.
Senator John Ensign: Bill Clinton had a blow job which is not a natural way of having sex. I screwed a woman in a good Christian manner, that’s why he should have resigned and I should be praised for practicing the Christian religion.
Barack […]

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I increasingly have come to the conclusion George Bush was the only intelligent one in his administration. He got the hell out of Washington D.C. and kept his mouth shut.
If a friend comes in from out of town, I am torn with the dilemma– breakfast, lunch or dinner for our meeting?
My feet got wet due […]

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