Category Archives: Hilary Clinton

A Man Died In Prison

His name was Jamycheal Mitchell and he was 24 years old. I am surprised that you never heard about his infamous crimes.No,he did not blow himself up and lead to the death of dozens. No, he did not spout terrorist talk on social media. No, he did not beat up old people. This man was charged with the heinous crime of: stealing a bottle of Mountain Dew, a Snickers candy bar, and a cup cake. This haul must have cost the grocery store owner at least $5 of his hard earned money.

Anyway, the cops came, grabbed the notorious cup cake robber and took him off to jail. He was there for FOUR MONTHS before dying in his cell yesterday. What the hell has happened to this nation?? Americans just lost ONE TRILLION DOLLARS due to the stock market collapse. Not a single person responsible for that crime will see one minute of jail time.

Colorado Time In Prison

James Holmes entered a movie theater in the Denver area and blasted away with his legal guns.Naturally, his lawyer argued that he was sick in the head.He was found guilty and sentenced to 3318 years in jail.

1.I wonder if he will get time off for good behavior as a 110 year old.

2. I wonder what the sentence in Denver is for stock market guys who drive people to commit suicide?

3. What happens if he lives out his sentence?

4. I wonder if the NRA will now argue that he was only carrying out his 2nd Amendment rights!

5. So,how many people was George Bush responsible for killing?

I would so love to be around if he lived out the 3318 years and hear the discussion that would take place!

Attacker Acquitted

There is a private school in New Hampshire in which those with money ensure their children, who are born to money, get the free passage to an Ivy League education and a swell job that pays. Owen Laurie was accused by a high school girl of assault and rape, but the jury found him innocent of rape but guilty of a few misdemeanors. At this point, no one knows if he will go to jail or if he does, for how long.It is clear the girl was delighted to be invited for the Senior Walk, unfortunately she did not understand Owen’s idea of a walk was a walk through her body.

The most interesting aspect of this cade is: what if the boy had been a black teen? What if the black boy said the white girl encouraged him to have sex? Guess what that sentence would have been!!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We provide observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Jeb Bush is no George H.W.Bush.

Jeb Bush is no Prescott Bush.

Hell, Jeb Bush is no George Bush.

Trump shouts and Jeb Bush pouts.

I still await the arrival of Herman Cain.

Has anyone seen Rick Santorum recently?

What do Republican candidates have in common with Jesus–answer that question and He will talk with you!

Does Obama Hate Jews, Israel and So On?

I continually encounter Jews who insist the following:

1. Barack Obama is the worst president in history.

2. President Obama hates Jews.

3. President Obama hates Israel.

4.President Obama wants Iran to wipe out Israel.

Then again,there is the record of President Obama

1. He has numerous Jews surrounding him every day.

2. Under his administration Israel has been given $15 billion in military aid.

3. Under his administration the Dome was built which can knock down incoming missiles.

4. Secretary of State John Kerry has spent months attempting to assist Israel to reach an agreement with Muslim leaders.

If such actions represent, HATE, please get Obama to hate me!

I Don’t Serve Gays!

Members of the Republican party are among them most rapid defenders of the US Constitution and continually remind one and all about our FOUNDING FATHERS. The very first amendment to the US Constitution was a clear statement that religion had no place in the government. They had witnessed during colonial times efforts by the British government to require support for the Anglican Church. The essential theory of the new government was that each person had a right to practice an individual religion but when it came to government, none was allowed.

There are some county clerks in the state of Kentucky who refuse to issue marriage licenses to gays and lesbians because their religion forbids them to do anything that would support such individuals. Of course, the same people who support this action are terrified at the prospect of Sharia law. Idiots, you can not oppose imposing religion upon government employees while defending the right of government employees to impose their religion upon citizens!

Let’s Build A Wall–Real High

I wonder if the Donald man has considered the possibility of also running for president of the European Union. There are millions of people in Hungary or France or Poland or Germany who would welcome a political leader anxious and willing to build a giant wall to keep out those people, and when they say,”those people” they are not referring to Hispanics. They mean those from the Middle East and darker folk from Africa. At this moment, Hungary is engaged in building a wall to keep out Muslims and Christians of any and all color.

After all, how would you like some damn foreigner who takes your job collecting garbage? I realize that you are dying to work in the fields harvesting crops, but these dark folk and these Muslims want YOUR JOB! There is no question the economic problems of Europe stem from foreigners taking away good paying jobs in meat factories.

The only problem confronting Europe is how to build a wall over water. I strongly advise them to check with Donald. I am certain he has a solution.

Jeb Does It Again!

Let me get this straight–the grandfather of Jeb Bush was a distinguished US Senator,his father was a President, and his brother was sort of a President. One would assume with that political background, Jeb would understand something about the world of politics. Jeb was down Texas way when someone raised the issue of “anchor babies,” those born to mothers who were not American citizens at the moment of their birth. Jeb wanted to make clear his position on anchor babies. When he refers to those babies, he means “those born to Asian parents.”

Jeb, Jeb, my little Jeb boy. There are a few million people in this nation who come from Asian societies and are working to become US citizens. So, my little Jeb boy, when you refer to “Asians” you just insulted a few million people.

Jebbie, my boy, a bit of advice: Whatever the Donald man says,you say the opposite. At least you will not wind up insulting people –who vote!

Ted Cruz Story Of Immigration

TedCruz is very concerned about securing our border. Of course, when he refers to “our border” he only gazes South, but never North. I realize that Ted is one of those immigrants who came from way up north.

1. Ted Cruz was born in Canada.

2. His father was NOT an American.

3. His mom was an American which makes him a 50% American at birth.

4. As of this date in our history, no one who was born outside the American nation has been elected President.

5. I think the existence of a Ted Cruz is evidence we must secure the northern border to prevent idiots from entering our great nation.

6. Here is a person who attended Harvard and insists that “I am not a scientist.” I feel sorry for his folks who spent gobs of money to get a college graduate who can not say, “I am not a scientist which means I will consult one to get information.”

Anyway, admit Ted Cruz and have those Hispanics take away good jobs from we true Americans!!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, Newsday: “I Just Lost Everything”

Today’s lament in America!

Russia, Moscow Times; “Take A Trip To Crimea”

For Putin that means not only a trip but take over Crimea.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Take A Trip To Mars”

Any place just let me escape Donald Trump’s voice!

Australia,Canberra Times: “My Worst Nightmare”

Being forced to spend eternity watching Fox News.

Egypt, al-ahram: Nudists In Despair”

But, not those watching them!