We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Prayer Cloaks In High Demand”
I have a hunch this is in Gaza!
UK, Guardian: “And, So It Goes”
If in the US Congress, the end of this is: “nowhere!”
Canada, Toronto Post: “Right To Be Forgotten”"
This sums up children from Central America seeking safety from murderers.
US, NY Post: “Amputate Penis By Mistake”
This story gives me a rise!
China, China Daily: “High Speed Train Breaks Down”
I assume this train is now known as a Slow Speed Train?
Australia, Canberra Times: “Cheap Viagra Good For Men”
Now, if we could find some cheap young gorgeous women!
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Size Isn’t Everything”
Ah, my constant excuse when engaged in sex!