Believe it or not, but experts have finally located a genuine, Texas born intellectual who is a member of the Republican party. Her name is Mary Lou Bruner and she has been attempting to win an election to the Texas State Board of Education. The state of Texas elects ordinary citizens to decide which textbooks are adopted by the state for students. In other words, in Texas your local garage owner or your dentist is considered an expert on which are the best math or science textbooks. OH, one must have at least obtained a high school diploma to sit on this prominent board.
Mary Lou just missed getting elected. Gosh, now Texas students will never know:
1. Karl Marx in the 19th century invented the global warming myth.
2. President Obama is really a gay prostitute who has hidden his real identity for either years.
3. Black skinned folks just loved slavery and there was no urban crime in those days.
4. Oh, the dinosaurs were NOT killed off by a meteor strike, but, believe it or not, according to Mary Lou, they were killed off by Noah’s Ark!