Category Archives: Hilary Clinton

The Stewart-Obma Alliance

I have it on good authority that Fox News will soon expose the secret alliance that was formed by Jon Stewart and Barack Obama in their hidden White House conferences.Why did Jon Stewart secretly meet with Obama without informing his audience? We can no reveal the secret plot that threatens the very foundation of American society.

1. Jon Stewart is Jewish.

2. Barack Obama is an African, not only by birth, but by spirit.

3. Jews want to take over the world and kill all the Christians.

4. White Christians owned most black slaves.

5. It is clear these two men are plotting to end the rule of Christian whites and empower Jews and Black folk.

5. Ted Cruz is right. The Obama government wants to take away our guns and then turn our women over to Hispanic and black criminals.

6. Mike Huckabee is right except it is not Israelis that Stewart wants to bake in the ovens, but white Christian men. After they get rid of white NRA guys, who will be left to protect our virgin white women??

Sexual Moves The Cosby Way

There is no doubt that Bill Cosby was, and most probably is, a great comedian. Not only is her a comic, but he has refined the manner in which men and women interact to ensure the needs and aspirations of women are fulfilled. He made clear that he is an expert, extraordinaire when it comes to making a move on a female. “I think that I’m a pretty decent reader of people and their emotions in romantic sexual things or whatever you call them.” In other words when he spikes a drink for a female, he just knows this dame is simply dying to be doped up in order to enjoy sex with him.

Of course, the expression, “doped up” can be interpreted in many ways. Let me explain the Cosby move:

1. If she looks directly at you, there is only one response you can make–jump on her and blast away.

2. If she sighs, what other reason could there be but her expression of the desire to have you in her?

3. Let’s face it, Bill Cosby is a man for all time when it comes to drugging and humping women!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion: “Farmers Block Roads”

I think there will be some hungry people.

Egypt, al-Ahram: “Giant Mosquitoes Arrive”

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!

Sweden, Local: “Confine Refugees In Schools”

That is one way to ensure refugees get to know Swedish.

UK, Guardian: “Apologize For Shooting Black Man”

Not in America!

Norway, Norway Post: “Fewer Beggars Around”

Not on Wall Street when it comes to government handouts!

Who Are These Republicans?

After the end of world War II, Americans who termed themselves to be Republicans or Democrats usually came together during what was termed the “Cold War.” When Dwight Eisenhower became the first Republican president in twenty years at his election in 1952, he continued the foreign policies of Harry Truman. St.Ronald Reagan, who Republicans continue to sight as fighter for freedom, negotiated nuclear agreements with the evil empire of the Soviet Union. Of course, Richard Nixon had negotiated with the evil Chinese Communists. But, when Barack Obama does the exact same thing as Nixon and Reagan, he is termed a weak pussy and one seeking to destroy Israel!

Barack Obama finally expressed his mental fatigue with the nonsense that has emerged from negotiations with Iran. Few Republicans note the agreement with Iran was NOT an American agreement,it was negotiated by six major nations. Obama noted that “what historically has made America great,particularly when it comes to foreign policy…(political opponents) “don’t play fast and loose, we have robust debates, we look at the facts.”

Story Of Village

My father came from Russia, a land in which Jews could not own land. They had to step apart from the earth, and allow Christians to be the owners of land and famers. So, what has happened in the state of Israel? Believe it or not, it is now JEWS who deny people their right to own land. Example after example on the west Bank reveals that JEWISH farmers seize land from Muslim farmers. They seize their trees, they seize their land under the guise that somehow what they own must be allowed to become owned by Jews.

The village of Qavyatayn was destroyed during the war of 1948. Muslim farmers rebuilt their home. Over the course of time, they were again forced from their homes because their land had suddenly become an archeological site. Of course, Jewish farmers could remain. Now the village is called Susiya and Muslim farmers once again are told to depart. Australian groups have funded health care and kindergarten facilities, but these must be destroyed.

Who are these people who seize land? They certainly are NOT Jews!!

Jews For Jerks!

I was raised in an era when Jews were in the front line fighting for social justice and seeking to end hatred and war. But, today, we have Republican Jews who are ready to support any damn idiot who claims to be a Republican. After Mike Huckabee, the man who opposes rights for black, Hispanics, Asians, lesbians and gays, is now on the top list of idiots that Jews in Iowa are ready to support. We American Jews have come a long way from the Rabbis who marched with Martin Luther King or supported the liberal ideas of Franklin Roosevelt.

Will Rogers, chair of the Polk County, Iowa Republican party has made clear that Republican Jews he encounters are pleased with the cray comments of Mike Huckabee who claimed that President Obama was ready to send Jews “to the door of the ovens.” Another Holocaust, and those will not be carried out by Adolf Hitler, but by Adolf Obama.

What the hell has happened to Jews in America??

The Russians Are Coming!

Russian President Vladimir Putin let the world know that he is building a large navy that will challenge any and all other navies in the world. He is sending Russian naval vessels into the Atlantic Ocean, the Pacific Ocean, the Black Sea, the Baltic sea and any other sea that he can get his ships to. “These naval vessels will provide our country with an integral, consistent naval policy that will protect Russia’s national interests.”

Yep, the Russian navy which cannot even remember a single naval victory it has won in over one hundred years is going to frighten the US navy. Jerks, you only have ONE seaport facing the Pacific Ocean, and it could readily be taken out by the Israel navy. The US has TWELVE aircraft carrier groups, each capable of wiping out vast areas of Russia. Sorry, Vladimir, no one is shaking in their boots because you sent some ships into the Atlantic Ocean.

Great News On Terrorist Front

I understand there are doubters who refuse to believe that we are winning the war against terrorism. Just remember, that George Bush took out and watched die the evil leader of world terrorist–one,Saddam Hussein. Notice how the world became safer and more stable once the evil leader of terrorism was no more. Then along came Barack Obama who promised to carry out the George Bush promise that we would take out all the leaders of terrorism in the Middle East. And, he did so take out Osama bin Laden. And, note how the world has become more calm and terrorists seek some place where they could find refuge.

Well, Great News, our drone masters have taken out Mashbin al Fadhi. I am certain you will feel much safe knowing this evil doer can no longer do evil doing. Pentagon: “his death will degrade and disrupt ongoing external operations.”

Safety at last!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Republican candidates engage in pissing contests as to which one loves Israel the most.

A modern miracle– ONE INTELLIGENT SUGGESTION AS TO THE ALTERNATIVE TO NEGOTIATIONS WITH IRAN.

I continue hoping that Sarah Palin will return from hunting and hunt for the presidency.

I’m for Elizabeth Warren for president.

Ted Cruz is the modern version of Joe McCarthy.

I suggest that Ben Carson return to the hospital and do something he knows about-cut up people.

How about a presidential campaign without a Bush or Clinton?

Ever “Endangered” Israel!

Among the great myths of modern times is that Israel is “surrounded by enemies and in danger of being destroyed.” Each and every Republican intends to make clear to the Jewish Lobby in this nation that he or she is the best friend for Israel and he or she promises to prevent Israel from being destroyed by Iran. Mike Huckabee, a Christian fundamentalist who believes that only good Christians go to Heaven has now stepped up to make clear that he is Israel’s number one friend. I trust that Sheldon Adelson is now ready to send him a few hundred million bucks.

Mike is upset the security and safety of Israel is being threatened by you-know-who. He accuses President Obama of being “so naive that one day he will take the Israelis and march them to the doors of the oven.” Wow, another Holocaust. Well, examine the facts:

1. Israel has EIGHTY ATOMIC BOMBS. It could obliterate the entire nation of Iran.

2. Israel has submarines which could send missiles toward Iran.

3. Israel has the best air force in the Middle East.

If Iran dropped single atomic bomb, the Israel air force would wipe Tehran off the face of the earth.

Enough with the “surrounded Israel” bull shit.