Category Archives: Hilary Clinton

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, Newsday: “I Just Lost Everything”

Today’s lament in America!

Russia, Moscow Times; “Take A Trip To Crimea”

For Putin that means not only a trip but take over Crimea.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Take A Trip To Mars”

Any place just let me escape Donald Trump’s voice!

Australia,Canberra Times: “My Worst Nightmare”

Being forced to spend eternity watching Fox News.

Egypt, al-ahram: Nudists In Despair”

But, not those watching them!

Are Women On Fox News Bimbos?

I rarely find myself in a situation in which Donald Trump is the only one making intelligent comments,but when he is,let me come to his defense. Donald referred to the blond woman named Megyn Kelly as a bimbo. She is very upset,Fox News is very upset,but Donald certainly is not. So,here is a defense of the Donald man.

1. A basic requirement for a woman to be on Fox News is blond hair.

2.A requirement for these blonds is the ability to read the cue cards. Dark haired women are not able to handle this level of intelligence.

3.A female must have ample sized boobs. This is what leads to expressions such as bimbo.

4. The woman must display shinny white teeth.

5. The woman must swear allegiance to the wise man who runs Fox News. As of this point I do not have a clue as to how the decision is made to hire which of the blond bimbos.

6. I wonder why Donald only marries gorgeous women.I assume they all possess a Ph.D.

7. Donald is willing to stack his wife’s boobs up against Megan any day in the year!

Just A Guy Named Joe

For many years when referring to the average American it is quite common to refer to this unknown person by calling him–Joe. Well, the guy named Joe is going to announce that he will run for president. Joe Biden is throwing his hat or name or whatever into the ring of combat. As of yet,I am not clear whether he seeks the Republican or the Democratic nomination.Wouldn’t you just enjoy a parade on stage of people seeking the Republican nomination and one is named–Joe? So,what does Joe Biden have to offer?

1.His name is Joe.

2.His name is not Hillary.

3.He was never married to a guy named,Bill.

5. On the other hand wouldn’t it be fun to have a ticket headed by Joe and Bill?

6. Joe Biden is a decent man. He is an intelligent man.

7. Donald and Joe on the stage would be a fascinating incident. Donald never ceasing to talk and Joe just listening and shaking his head.

8. How come we never have a guy named, Moishe?

P.S.Anyone for a George?

Another Shooting

There is one topic that is always on TV or discussed on social media or completely ignored by the NRA.A man who worked for a TV station was fired because of his strange behavior and, naturally, what else could he do,but prove that he is a man filled with rage and anger. Lester Flanagan had been working on a TV station in Virginia where he drove most people nuts with some rather strange words and behavior.He was finally fired,and, what else could he do to prove that he was not a nut–return to the studio while former colleagues were on the air and shoot them. He later turned the gun on himself.

The only sort of saving grace is that he was not another nut case white guy. Naturally, the NRA interprets this event as proof that guns save lives. If only all people on the set had a gun there could have been a shoot-out at the OK TV studio. There is no question this was one sick dude.The real question is why do people who display weird behavior have scant problems getting gun?

I expect the usual comments about too many guns and the need to regulate them.The only end to this madness is when American voters finally decide that common sense requires and end to gun ownership for most Americans!

Oh, for the record, he was a bona-fide Christian.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I do not believe that 17 is a lucky number for the Republican party.

Dream Republican ticket-Trump and Carson. White on Black.

A piece of paper flew in the window and landed on the desk of Scott Walker, he signed it.

If General Walker can defeat government secretaries why not ISIS?

I wonder if John McCain has thought of returning to the political battle for president?

According to AIPAC, the black dude hates Jews-that is why he sent Israel over $15 billion!

These days those who oppose anti-Semitism are the anti-Semites.

The Turkish Dilemma

President Recep Erdogan is the Donald Trump of Turkey. He takes umbrage at anyone who dares challenge what he does or says. Challenge his policy and one hates the Muslim religion. Complain about human rights abuses,and one is in league with his enemies. His political party was denied a majority in Parliament which prevented him from changing the Constitution in order to give the President even greater power. His latest anger is directed at The New York Times which printed a picture of him leaving a mosque from which at least 100 men went to join ISIS. How dare he connect the President of Turkey with support of ISIS?

Here is the record. After refusing to launch any air strikes against ISIS, the man of action finally allowed–THREE. Of course, his air force launched over 200 air strikes at Kurdish forces which battle ISIS. To Erdogan the enemy is NOT ISIS, it is any Kurdish armed force seeking rights for Kurds in Turkey.

War Of Words Goes On

It is Wednesday and there must be a story in which the Donald Man says something about some female. If one is the Donald Man, then it is pro forma to take on the greatest evil in America–one Megan Kelly. Donald feels hurt, he feels abused,he does not like anyone, and when he says, anyone, that one means the Kelly girl. She is a Bimbo, she is a woman who dares pose questions he does not wish posed. “I do not think Megyn Kelly is a quality journalist. I think her questions to me, despite all the polls saying I won the debate were very unfair.”

I assumed when one engaged in debate that one expected people to pose questions. THAT is what a debate entails. The central issue is that the Donald Man does NOT respond to questions. He assumes a question is meant to allow him to rant and roar with brilliant one liners. “How will you end the ISIS threat?” Response: “Quickly.”

The irony of this entire episode is that Fox News which has smeared the lives of dozens of its opponents is now angry when their star is smeared.

Texas Death Beat

America remains among the few post industrial nations in which the death penalty is a norm.Of course, within the United States there is one state which leads the pack,and can anyone doubt that piece of territory is known as–TEXAS. The land in which one can carry a gun to church, to eat, to play is the land in which more people are executed than any other. Bernardo Tercero entered a store in order to do a bit of robbing. At this point the story gets murky. Somehow he wound up in a struggle and shot a man.

Mr.Tercero is by most standards an individual of limited natural intelligence. But, this is Texas. And, in Texas when your skin is of the dark hue, what else but death awaits. I can guarantee if he was a white millionaire, the struggle would have led to a sentence, but not one entailing death. Many Hispanics have been urging that he be sent to jail, not to death. The Texas Supreme Court ordered a halt to the execution. But, this is Texas, the land of violence. Just make certain when you blast away, your skin is white.

Boom Boom Goes ISIS

There are moments when I believe it is possible to enter the mind of an ISIS follower in order to understand from whence comes his ideas about anything. The recent senseless explosions in Syria which have witnessed the destruction ruins dating back at least two thousand years leave me baffled. ISIS insists it is their Muslim duty to destroy and all relics from the past since they represent idols.

1. Yes, and sort of no, you guys are right. They were built by those who worshipped gods in the sky.

2. The confusing point is that it violates the Muslim religion. Fellas, these things were built BEFORE there was a Muslim religion. So, how in hell can they insult something built before the thing being insulted never was?

3. If you guys want to destroy idols, how about forests. After all, in olden times, they did worship things in the forest.

4. How about you guys getting high on marijuana and forget about blasting anything other than your mind?

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Ukranian Ducks Confiscated”

These western spies were caught in the act of quaking!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “No Swimming At Beach.”

These days the sharks are everywhere.

USA, Newsday: “I Just Lost Everything”

I invested in our stock market?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Stop Topless Show”

These days going topless might make Republicans interesting.

Israel, Jerusalem Post: “I’m Alive”

Yes, Bibi, and raring for action with bombs on Iran!