I realize that many Americans are worried about Ebola or ISIS chopping off heads, but for some reason, no one on Fox News these days is paying attention to events in North Korea. OH, remember, North Korea, a few months ago this nation was frightening Americans who feared atomic bombs zooming over the Pacific Ocean. North and South Korea will be meeting during the coming weeks, and actually discussing issues of concern. But, a new mystery has emerged–what has happened to the Great Leader, Kim Jong-un? Recent pictures showed a small pudgy man who sort of limped his way around. There has not been an announcement from the North Korean press in weeks about a new medical or scientific discovery by the wise leader of humankind. He sort of disappeared from the public view.
1. Perhaps, he is now a water boy for an NBA team so he can pursue his quest to become a great basketball player.
2. Perhaps, he is swimming across the Pacific Ocean to prove his physical prowess.
3. Perhaps, he got confused when trying to fire a rifle and wound up shooting himself.
4. Perhaps, he had a heart attack trying to get it up while having sex?
Of course, there is always good news for North Koreans if there is no news from the small pudgy guy!