Category Archives: Hilary Clinton

There HE Goes Again

Once again HE uttered some words of hate against Christians in America because He does not love this nation nor does he love the Christian religion. President Obama uttered a few words about the duty of one who is a Christian. He expressed his concerns when Christians utter “less than loving expressions” about other people. Only in Fox News world could these words be construed as an attack on Christianity. The basic vales of Jesus Christ were to love those who express hatred toward you. He wanted a Christian to turn the other cheek. He preached love, love and love. However, according to Megyn Kelly of Fox News, HIS remarks were an invitation for Muslim fanatics to murder Christians! “His remarks came as Christians are increasingly being targeted by terrorists worldwide.” Let me get his straight:

If one utters words from Jesus Christ then one hates Jesus.

Let us examine the record as to why Christians are dying in the Middle East.

When US forces invaded Iraq there were about 800,000 Christians who had lived in that area for nearly 2,000 years. Today, there are about 300,000 left because the American invaders allowed violent Muslim groups to gain power. In other words, the invasion that Fox News supported is the cause of why Christians are fleeing for their lives in the Middle East.

George Bush destabilized the Middle East and that event led to the death of Christians. By the way, Jesus OPPOSED war!

Wither My England?

There will be an election in England next month which will determine in one way or another whether or not that nation remains in the European Union. On the right is the UKIP whose goals is hating immigrants and getting the UK out of the EU. Conservative leader David Cameron will say anything in order to get elected, but who knows what he will do if he is elected? Ed Miliband of the Labor Party has many interesting ideas but lacks the skill to get across his ideas. He definitely opposes leaving the EU. Former Prime Minister Tony Blair told Miliband, “a decision to exit Europe will say a lot about us, and none of it would be good.”

The fight in England is similar to the fight in America about illegal immigrants. We need these people in order to go about our daily lives but many hate what they need. Immigrants to the United Kingdom have helped to raise its economic growth and they do the dirty work that those born in the UK will not do. Another example of how hate blinds people about the reality of their lives. I am certain that if Cameron wins, he will NOT exist the European Union and he will NOT halt immigration. Without immigrants, who picks up the garbage of our daily lives??

Just Wash Your Hands

The Turkish Directorate of Religious Affairs has just issued a fatawa. NO, it is not against the bad people who are murdering thousands of Muslims in the Middle East. NO, it is not against beheading of Muslims, No, it is not against bombing hospitals or schools, this fatawa is about an important issue for the Muslim people of Turkey. The fatawa states that under certain conditions it is OK for Muslims to use toilet paper when wiping their behind after a shit. Ordinarily, according to this religious group, one must wipe the behind with water, but then again one might be in the desert so this does allow for bringing along some toilet paper to do the wiping. But, if you live in a city then please wipe the behind with water in order to avoid doing something bad.

Here are some other pieces of advice from this organization.

People who beg in order to get money beyond their immediate needs are “demanding the fire of Hell.”

If substances containing alcohol spill on a dress or the body they must be washed before uttering a prayer.

I guess God really does observe what we do!

With God On Our Side

With God’s blessing, Rand Paul is running for president, Ted Cruz insists that he is merely dong what the Lord told him by seeking to become the next president, Jeb became a Catholic in order to do what God wants, Rick Perry can not make a statement without invoking the Lord. Sarah Palin talks with God every day and Marco Rubio thanks God for getting his family our of Cuba. Here are some other examples of how
God has blessed the American people.

With God on their side, Europeans wiped out the Indians with guns and germs.

With God on both sides, 600,000 died in the Civil War.

Naturally, God was on the side of those who kept slaves.

With God on our side we went to Asia in order to uplift some folk.

With God on both sides World War I led to the death of millions.

We had God on our side as we defeated Nazi Germany and then we asked God to get on their side to beat the Russians.

Where does God get the time to be on our side?

Oh, I forgot, God is on the side of Muslim fanatics!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Why is it OK to hack other nations but it is not OK for them to hack us?

Rand Paul is not a chip off the block of his dad.

Some day someone will explain the fighting in Yemen so I can understand it.

Long time since I head from Rick Santorum.

Whatever happened to Herman Cain?

Then again, when does Rick Perry speak out about something?

We live in strange times with strange people.

Oh Yemen, You Must Suffer

The situation in Yemen has gone from sad to ridiculous. There are so many conflicting groups shooting at one another it is simply impossible to know who is on which side of this madness.

1. The Houthi originally were opposed to their enemy, al-Qaeda. Today, the Shiite Houthi work with this group.

2. Former President Saleh once worked closely with the CIA. Today, he is working with al-Qaeda.

3. Former President Hadi is now against the former president and Houthi while years ago he worked with them.

4. Al Qaeda which was fighting the Houthi and Shiite Iran is now working with these groups.

5. Saudi Arabia which was on the sidelines is now leading the fight against the Houthi.

6. The Americans used to support Saleh and Hadi but now are unclear who to support.

The only thing that is clear is that thousands of innocent people are dead and thousands more will die.

The entire issue is a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

Oh, I forgot, blame this on Obama

Bibi, Foreign Policy Expert?

Members of the Republican party and a lot of Democratic Senators regard Israel Prime Minister as an expert on the Middle East. Here is the record:

1. In 1992, Bibi insisted that Iran was a few years away from having an atomic bomb.

2. In 2002 Bibi insisted that America had to invade Iraq and end the menace of Saddam.

3. In 2003, Bibi insisted that Iran was a few years away from an atomic bomb.

4. When Bibi took over leadership of Israel, its closest ally was Turkey and the IDF and Turkish army units conducted joint exercises. Today, Turkey is furious at Israel due to attacks on its ships and murder of
Turkish citizens.

5. In 2010 Bibi insisted that Iran was close to having an atomic bomb.

6. Bibi believes the solution we should follow is to bomb Iran.

7. Hezbollah in Lebanon has 30,000 missiles which will be sen toward Israel in case of war.

8. The prior three heads of Mossad insist that attacking Iran would be a mistake.

So, why is Bibi an expert??

Another Day, Another Murder

We know for certainty that night will fall, and we know for certainty that somewhere in this blessed land a man whose skin is black will be shot in the back. Policeman Michael Slager pulled over a driver for some infringement of the motor vehicle code which definitely made that man a potential killer on the loose. The incident occurred in North Carleston, South Carolina. Somehow, for some reason, Mr. Walker Scott decided to run away from the scene of his crime. Naturally, what else could Mr. Slager do since his life was threatened by an unarmed man who did something while driving his car. We have the video which clearly shows Scott running with his back to Slager and guess what?

Slager put EIGHT bullets into the back of a fleeing man who had no weapons. Mr. Scott is dead. Mr.Slager insists that he “followed all the proper procedures of the Charleston police department.” Thank God, Mayor Keith Sumney does not believe this are the procedures of his police department. “I don’t care if you are behind the shield or a civilian in the street, you have to live with that decision.” Mr. Slager will be charged with the crime of murder.

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Ban Lifted On Delays”

Of course, no packages will be sent, so no delays.

Japan, Japan Times: “Shut Down Minstrel Show”

You mean, close Congress down?

France, Connexion: “Man Married Bride’s Twin”

One out of two is not a bad average.

UK, Guardian: “Stuck In Train Toilet”

A heck of a lot better than being stuck in Texas with Ted Cruz!

Russia, Moscow Times: “First President Transplant”

I assume they were placing a heart in Putin.

Report On Iran

Erich Follath was sent by the German newspaper, Der Spiegel, to Iran and here is his report.

1. He met many students who were listening to the Bob Dylan song, “The Times They Are Achanging.’

2. Young boys and girls walked the streets holding hands.

3. Many young girls were pushing their chador back so the boys could so the boys could see their hair.

4. He was told that “many mosques are empty but malls are packed with people.”

5. He was told never to stand by a cleric when seeking a taxi because they do not want clerics in their cab.

6. Students told him: “we have lost the world’s respect through our excesses.” He encountered clerics who said the same thing.

Students want their right to be a land in which peaceful use of atomic energy is allowed. They are proud of their country and want to live in peace with the world.

This report will never appear on Fox News!