Category Archives: Hilary Clinton

Shut Down Abortion Clinics

Thee is a state in America which goes by the name of Alabama. Yes, it is a physical entity, but it is also a mental entity. Those who reside in this state, at one point or another encounter strange alien creatures who have seized control of the government. Governor Robert Bentley signed into law SB 205. This law forbids any abortion clinic that is not over 2000 feet from a school building. In case you are wondering why the ‘2000’ figure, that is the distance for sex offenders.

We soon expect new Alabama laws:

Only married people can engage in sex if they are less than 2000  feet from a school.

A transgender person must pee more than 2000 feet from a school building.

If two lesbians are engaged in kissing one another they cannot engage in such weird behavior if they are less than 2000 feet from a school.

OH, any Muslim must be over 2000 feet from a school if they wish to pray.

Donald’s Being Persecuted

Candidate Donald Trump was recently asked  about why he does not wish to reveal his tax returns. Which of the following was his response?

A

1. Red headed males do not have to reveal tax returns.

2.  No one asked George Washington to reveal his tax returns so why should I?

3.  It’s because the IRS hates Christians and I’m one Big Christian!

 

Donald was asked how his meeting with Paul Ryan went. Which was his response?

1. OK, I agreed not to call him, “lying Paul.”

2. We had a good talk.

3.  I gave my promise not to fuck his wife!

Donald was asked his ideas about the new mayor of London being a Muslim.

C

1. He can enter as long as he strips to naked.

2. At least he speaks English so he can’t be all bad.

3. Sure, he can enter, some of my best friends are Muslims.

Correct answers: A-3, B-2, C-3

Jan Brewer Likes Donald

Jan Brewer is governor of Arizona and thinks Donald Trump is the greatest, and she means, the Greatest thing or person in America.

“Donald Trump is going to make this nation Great Again. First, he is going to build this great great wall and stop all those drug dealers and rapists and criminals from coming into this nation and forcing us to take drugs! I  adore Donald, I want to get under his sway, I want to get under him in every way. Heck, I want to spread my body so he can get into my head and other parts of my body. Oh, what I great thing when those twelve million illegal immigrants are packed in buses and sent south!

Donald loves America, he is not like that lying bitch, Hillary Clinton. OK, I know she wants to get under Bill, but that is nothing like getting under Donald who  has the biggest, the greatest you know what and when it enters you, OH, OH, what joy! Won’t it be great when every American woman can get under the spell of Donald and finally become a great American woman!”

Interview With Suicide Bomber

This is the record of a suicide bomber ho wakes up above.

I: Hi Kassem, feelling OK?

K: What happened where am I? How come I’m all together, I thought by blowing myself up, I would now be in pieces?

I: Well, right now you are in what we  call, Limbo. Sort of a way station on your voyage to a destination.

K: But, I did a real nobel act. So, I must be headed to Heaven, isn’t that right?

I: Well, not sort of right. Come with me into the next room. See those broken bodies, well,  your first task is to put them together. Oh, they are the people you blew up.

K: Put them together? ?Why, I did something courageous.

I: Let me get this straight. You blew up  children, and think that is what God desired to happen to His creations?

K: But, they were evil Shiites. I am  confused.

I: Well, let me clear eternity for you. First, you will spend years in this room putting  together bodies of those you destroyed.When, that task is completed, you will spend eternity in a room with those you blew up and they will simply gaze at you in silence. You are doomed to a silent eternity.

K: But,..

I: Sorry, no ‘buts’ just get to work making whole what you destroyed– for eternity in silence!!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Since Donald believes a candidate can change ideas, I assume he will have an Hispanic running mate.

Drought, fires, storms and Republicans just say, weather changes.

The word, “Socialist” used to be an insult, today, many young people shout it out with joy.

Mystery of my life, when did it become normal for criminals to kill kids?

Then again, when did it become normal for kids to kill kids?

Then again, when did it become normal for kids to kill themselves with guns?

All members of Congress should be compelled to read a history of the Constitutional Convention and learn what our Founding Fathers actually believed.

Oh well, its Thursday in Chicago and who gets killed today?

So, What Now Bernie?

It is now quite clear that Bernie Sanders will not win the presidential primary and become the Democratic candidate this fall. It is also quite clear that Bernie Sanders has been pushing and pushing Hillary Clinton to the left on issues such as minimum pay or confronting income inequality. Bernie intends to continue pushing and pushing right up to the first day of the convention. So, what has Bernie proven to the Democratic party?

1. People are tired of the same old faces running for public office.

2. People are just pissed off at their stagnant wages while a small group makes gobs of money.

3. People have no idea as to what is happening in human society as we move ever closer to technology driving out workers and replacing them with machines. Unfortunately, Bernie has no answer to this question, but it IS the question of modern times. Someone, has to educate Americans as to this shift in human society.

4. Young people want someone to believe in. Sorry, Hillary, at this point you are not that person.

So, what now Bernie?

If Hillary Clinton  has a political brain in her head she will ask Bernie Sanders to run with her this fall as candidate for the vice presidency. In so doing, she will arouse young people and get them to the polls!

Just Another Day In Iraq

The good news from Iraq these days is that one knows the day before what will be the news from Iraq tomorrow. A majority of people in Iraq are Shiites and a minority are Sunni Muslims. Under Saddam Hussein, the Sunnis ran Iraq. Now, that he is gone, Shiites are making up for lost time with discrimination against Sunnis, including arresting Sunni political leaders. So, one can daily expect the following:

Yesterday in Baghdad, 67 dead and 87 wounded in a Shiite marketplace. Later in the day, a suicide bomber wearing a vest blew himself up and murdered 17 Shiites and wounded a few dozen. We can expect tomorrow that suicide bomber will blow himself up in a Sunni marketplace area.

And, so on, and so on, and so on. Will this madness ever end?

A Leader For All Seasons

It increasingly becomes clear that Donald Trump has hit upon a novel approach to seeking the presidency. Ordinarily, those who are candidates for president lay out their ideas and defend those ideas during the campaign. But, Donald has discovered a new twist to seeking the presidency. He recently told Bill O’Reilly, “I’ve been pro-life. I was a meek fashioned pro-choice, but I’ve become pro-life.” He  promised to appoint pro-life justices to the Supreme Court.

I assume that Donald will now campaign for:

I am for lower taxes on the middle class before I decide to favor higher taxes.

I used to be for gun restrictions, but these days, I just say: “Blast away and watch out”

OK, so I screwed some broads, but from now on I’m for one broad at a time.

OK, so I said some nasty comments about Hispanics and wanted to build a Great Wall, but from now on I want everyone to eat tacos made by Hispanics and I want to build a bridge from Mexico to the US.

OK, so I once hugged and kissed Hillary, but from now on, I’m going to screw that bitch until she shouts, “I surrender!”

Oh, and I will visit a mosque.

When Will It End?

I was raised in New York City during the 1930s and 1940s when some of the most famous criminals were around–Lucy Luciano, Meyer Lansky, Bugsy Siegel, the Baldi mob, and dozens of others. But,  in that era of major criminals, there were some basic laws followed by anyone out to murder anyone. One left alone women and children. Of course, in that era, most states such as New York had strict gun laws like the Sullivan Act which was generally accepted as in accord with the 2nd Amendment.

Throughout the first half of the twentieth century, the Supreme Court interpreted the 2nd Amendment to allow State governments to pass gun laws. Since the Supreme Court changed its views, we have witnessed non-stop murder due to the fact anyone can get a gun. In Detroit the  other day, a five year old came home from school, found her grandmother’s gun lying under the pillow and shot herself. I assume Ted Cruz will emphasize she was just carrying out her Constitutional rights under the 2nd Amendment.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the national debt from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Say one thing about Donald Trump, he sure is not a “Conservative” in his economic thinking.

I sure miss Ted Cruz discussing guns and immigrants.

Fire burns up an entire Canadian city and Americans just give the news a ho-hum reaction.

Some day someone will explain this thing called, the Kardashians.

I really miss Jon Stewart, Noah Trevor just is not another Stewart.

I wish Stephen Colbert was back with his original  comedy show.

Strange, but attacks upon Barack Obama are not that frequent these days.