Category Archives: Mitt Romney


We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


If I were a con man, my aim would be to sell anything to those under age of 30.

For some reason, no one mentions the name of Ben Carson these days.

I assume Marco Rubio hired a new speech writer who is  to come up with a few new sentences for him to say.

Can you just see General Trump handling the Syrian conflict!

I so miss the religious fervor of Mike Huckabee.

Carly Fiorina promises to continue speaking her mind. Who exactly wants to hear this nonsense?

Ted Cruz woke up this morning and had a conversation with God. He told God what to say today.

Hillary-Get Tough!

In last night’s debate Hillary Clinton began for the first time to get tough with Bernie Sanders. She did call him out on some of his promises to end college tuition for young Americans or move to a national health insurance plan. Gee, I agree with Bernie on those goals, but there is also the reality factor. So, here are some questions that Hillary might pose:

Where does the figure 12,000,000 jobs come from? I demand you explain how you arrived at that figure.

You want to end the Affordable Care Act and move to a national government run plan, please explain the process of dismantling one health care plan and shifting to another.

You want to end college tuition. Bernie, if the government paid for college tuition, this group of college presidents would simply raise tuition over and over again. How would you prevent that?

Please explain how the government would assist in creating high tech jobs?

Donald Trump wants to build a great wall, and Bernie Sanders wants to create millions and millions of jobs.

The Suicide Bomber

The concept of a suicide bomber has been part of human history. In modern history  this idea was used by rebels forces in Sri Lanka–the LTTE– and soon became part of that nation’s civil war. Suicide bombers emerged in the Middle East and now scarcely a day goes by without one or another blowing self up. Nigeria has been plagued with a  civil war conducted by Boko Haram which kidnaps young boys and girls, keeps them captive and then sends them out to blow themselves up.

Modu Awami was a young girl held captive by Boko Haram. Among with two friends she went to a refugee camp–which contained her own family– with orders to blow selves up. She attempted to persuade her friends to disobey, they refused and killed 58 people. She tore her vest off her body and turned herself in to authorities.

The suicide bomber is motivated by ideology, religious belief, anger toward those in authority, or like Modu, simple fear that disobeying meant death.  Modi is in the minority of those who choose life to death.

With God On Our Side

There is an educational institution in the suburbs of Chicago known as Wheaton College. It is a college founded upon the ideas of someone called Jesus Christ. IN other words, those in charge of this foundation of knowledge want their students to emerge as devout Christians. A black professor named  Larycia Hawkins was deeply concerned as a Christian at the hate campaign being waged against Muslims. She noted in an email that she would put on a chador to show support for Muslims since they, like Christians, believe in the same God.

This comment did not meet with the approval of those in charge of
Wheaton College. The very idea that a Christian prayed to the same God as did a Muslim was offensive. They have determined to discharge  Professor Hawkins on the ground that she, as a Christian, should never believe that Muslims–or Jews for that matter– prayed to the same God as did Christians!

One question: if Muslims pray to a different God does that mean there are TWO Gods up in the sky?


We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


Donald Trump is living proof that half Americans can be sold bullshit.

John Kasich portrays himself as the poor man’s Ronald Reagan.

OK, Marco, you can now come out and join the crowd at a debate, the big fat loud guy won’t be there.

Ted Cruz comes across as the guy who feels insulted if forced to talk to the average guy since that means the average guy can talk back.

MY dream-a physical fight between Jeb Bush and Donald Trump.

I guess Benny Carson can now pick up his marbles and go home.

Carly Fiorina is living proof you can fail in business, fail in government, and just fail and be somebody important.

At least Bernie Sanders is no Benny Carson.

Jerks In Oregon Still There?

The ongoing mantra of conservative Republicans is that America must crush with deadly force any and all terrorist groups. In other words, if the government encounters armed terrorists then it is time to employ deadly force and show any and all terrorists that we Americans do  NOT tolerate armed militants in this nation. At this moment, there still remains armed terrorists in the state of Oregon who are holding control of American land at the Malheur Wildlife Refuge.

So, let me get this straight. When two armed terrorists invaded a government building and shot up the place, Donald Trump promised that if he was in charge, any such action would end in this great land. How about allowing Donald Trump to handle this act of terrorism and blast these guys to hell! NO terrorist should be allowed to control any piece of our precious American soil!

Just imagine if this group consisted of Mexican illegal immigrants!

It’s Me, Not You!

Marco Rubio informed his followers that “I did not do well tonight.  It’s not on you, it’s  all on me. And, I promise you that I will do better in the future.”

After leaving the hall, Marco was involved in an automobile accident. He jumped from the car, ran to the other driver and said: “I did not do well tonight, it’s not on you, it’s all my fault. I promise the next time I hit a car I will do better than damaging a headlight. Just watch me.”

Marco then went home and in the middle of the night he awoke his wife. “I did not do well tonight. It’s not on you, honey, it’s all on me. I promise to do better from now on. And, when I say that I will come, I damn well will come!”

Chris Calls In The Godfather

Chris Christie has decided to forgo any further trips out of the great state of New Joisey and will get back to the world of common sense and decency. His first call was to the Godfather who wanted to know how come a good New Joisey boy was beaten up by a bunch of pansies from the other side of the track. He did give Chris a hug  for putting down the little queer from Florida who can’t utter a single fucking sentence without repeating the previous sentence.

Chris assured the boys  that New Joisey  is not to be concerned about the bull shit  coming from the clown of Wall Street, one Donald Trump. “He’s full of hot air, he promises the moon and can’t even deliver Hoboken! Godfather, don’t spend a moment concerned about this bull shit artist, hell, he couldn’t even keep the casinos making money!”

There are reports that Chris will now work on closing down the George Washington Bridge and restricting who is allowed to enter the great state of New Joisey.


We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


I continue seeking to find where America has gone since politicians want to return America to its former greatness.

Jeb looked as though he had some passion last night.  Gee, he got 10% of the vote!

2016 rule of politics– the greater the ambiguity of your goal the greater the number of people who will love you.

Those under the age of 30 still believe in the Tooth Fairy.

One must feel sorry for little Benny Carson who looks as though he just lost his toy.

Marco comes across as a son of Donald Trump now out of favor with dad.

Oh, for an Elizabeth Warren to seek the Democratic nomination.

Inside Rubio Headquarters

This intrepid reporter was able to sneak into the headquarters of the Rubio camp  in order to report how Marco and his boys and girls will pursue the fight to become president.

Marco: Well, guys,  I guess using the same speech is not going to cut it this year. I was so hoping to be able to repeat and repeat the same words. I guess this means I have to learn an entire new speech. And, I have to learn this within a week or so. So, let’s get down to the nitty gritty of what I have to say.

Mary: Well,  Marco, how about saying something for the women of America?

M: But, Mary, I do. How many times have I spoken about mom and how she made the trip from Cuba. I love mom, I love my wife, I love my daughter, God, I do love women. What else should I be saying?

Joan: Marco, I think what Mary was getting at was addressing issues that women  face each day of their lives.

M: Oh, I get what you mean.How about this: Women of America, I am the only candidate who believes that each and every woman should have her own dishwasher and dryer in her own home. I am the only one who wants women to give birth to the baby conceived when she was raped. See, how much I care about women!

Mary: Marc, I just don’t think that will play well among young women. How about student loans, that might interest some young women?

Marco: Well, maybe I could tell them to find a wealthy businessman who will pay off their debts and all they have to do in return is sort of do things to please the guy?

Joan: Maybe, Marco, we should get back to the story how your mom escaped from Cuba and the washing machines.