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Republican Trials And Tribulations

Once upon a  time in American presidential elections, members of Congress welcomed their candidate to visit them during their campaign to get elected.  They wanted a picture of them standing next to the smiling white guy who waved at the crowd and told cheering folks that their Republican candidate was his best and dearest friend, so please elect him. BUT, this is 2016 and Republicans have Donald Trump at the head of their ticket. You know, the guy who is caught in a video extolling his sexual powers over women.

Joe Heck is the Republican candidate for the US Senate seat in Nevada. After he saw the famous Trump picture of the man who loves women, exiting a bus discussing how he would make out with women, Joe simply could not support Trump. “I can no longer look past the pattern of behavior and comments that have been made by Donald Trump.” So, he announced two weeks ago that he would not endorse the Republican candidate. However, Joe soon received angry emails and letters from staunch Republicans who love Donald that uttered threats of voting for his opponent.

So, Joe has now changed his mind. I wonder what Republicans who do NOT like Donald will now say?

Donald Loves The Darkies

I realize the crooked polls show that Donald Trump is only getting about five percent of the black vote in America. BUT, Cory Lewandowski, a key aide of Donald Trump informed me that I should not pay attention to any polls. Of course, if the poll shows Donald ahead, it is one of the accurate polls. “Fred,”  he said to me: “I can show you polls that  place Donald Trump ahead of Crooked Hillary Clinton in  the ghettoes of big cities. The Darkies just love Donald Trump, finally a businessman who understands how to get them high paying jobs. Did you know that black maids in Trump hotels make at least,$7.25 an hour! When Donald appears, the Darkies dance and sing, you do know that Darkies have special dancing abilities, don’t you?”

I did listen carefully to Trump plans for the ghetto folks. He wants to get them Great jobs, just Great high paying jobs, the details will come after the election. He also wants them to understand that some of his best friends are dark skinned guys,  the dark skinned females he sees in his bedroom. There you have it–Donald Trump has promised to get each and every dark skinned person a job in his hotel as a maid, a waiter or a car hop!

Plot To Kill Mike Pence

Something very strange happened in New York City tonight. A plane carrying Indiana Governor Mike Pence mysteriously had problems in landing. The plane skidded as it landed, and finally came to a  stop. There are reports that Rudy Giuliani who single handedly saved New York City on 9/11 jumped into a car, raced to the airport, and single handedly halted the plane before Mike Pence could be hurt. Just another example of why  Rudy is called America’s Number One Hero of all time

This intrepid reporter was able to uncover the real story behind this so-called ‘accident.’ We have uncovered evidence that Crooked Hillary Clinton was frightened because Mike Pence was leading her in the polls. She instructed her team of secret Mafia operatives to spread oil on  the landing area. She was working in conjunction with a group of international Jewish  bankers and Rabbis  to steal the election from our beloved Donald Trump, and his side kick, Mike Pence. What next on the Crooked Hillary agenda to rig the election??


We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.


The last weapon I fired was on June 22, 1953, and I am still alive without a gun.

OH, I was in the US Army in Germany.

We do need to replace Obamacare with National Health insurance for all.

Some Americans seek a rendezvous with stupidity.

The issue for many Americans is saving the jobs of coal miners, what about blacksmiths?

Trump’s idea about a GREAT JOB is making $7.25 an hour.

I truly wonder if Donald Trump has actually read a single book in his life.

Of course, he never actually wrote the books he claimed to author, ghost writers did.

Wake up America, the idiots are at the gates!


Guns Galore

Among the great lies  propagated by Republicans is that Hillary Clinton wants to take away YOUR GUNS!  Wow. Once she becomes president, hordes of black shirted police will enter each and every American home, search thoroughly,and then seize any  gun found, and take them away from crying children and heart broken women and men. According to the Republican mantra, we  need our guns in order to protect ourselves from the hordes of Hispanic rapists and murderers who roam the streets of America.

Three  percent of all Americans own fifty percent of all the guns in this land. Actually, the vast majority of Americans do NOT own a gun. Crooked Hillary wants to have background checks on those who purchase guns. Wow! What next,  not allow children to own guns? Actually, each year about 300 children shoot someone–accidentally. So, how about laws that do not allow anyone but the owner of a gun to use it? It would save the lives of a lot of kids.

Trump On Women Bodies

I confess that for years it has been my assumption that, finally, women had been given the right to decide what happens to their bodies. This election has reopened the anger and hate that accompanies any discussion of abortion. It would be so nice if political leaders actually engaged in a discussion that does raise moral dilemmas. A few months ago, Donald Trump made the comment that women seeking an abortion should be subject to”some sort of punishment.” During the last debate, as usual, Donald went through one of his rambling, wandering discussions, and got into the issue of abortion. “Based on what she’s saying, you can take a out of the womb on the ninth month, and final day.”

Actually, no one is really saying any such thing. Neither doctors nor women want abortions in the ninth month as the baby is ready to be delivered. As always, Donald lacks any conception as to the real issues of abortion. It concerns an earlier period after the fetus has been created. Anti-abortion folks regard that fetus as a human being.That is  an interesting moral issue which can be debated without hysteria. I confess to feeling somewhat confused on this issue.

Watch What You Wear Or Do

The other day Ms. Aegu Terzian was on a bus in Ankara,Turkey, when some guy walked up to her and kicked her in the face. Abdullah Cakisroglu was upset because this woman was wearing shorts. “I wanted her to sit appropriately”and when she refused, he kicked her in the head. Abdullah was simply concerned about the feelings of mothers and fathers. He does raise a point.

1. The next time I see someone with a Trump sign, I should kick them in the face, after all, THEY make me upset. I have a right to defend myself against people who get me angry.

2. Donald Trump has every right to become angry at comments regarding his small hands. His hands are terrific when grabbing pussy, so why should liberals make fun  of them?

3. Hillary Clinton lacks stamina. She must be defeated, do we want a WOMAN to be our  president who can not even  spend a moment, let alone a day, in the men’s gym, hanging out with the guys!

4.Ok, Marco Rubio drinks lots of water when speaking, is that a crime? Did you notice that he makes certain the water bottle label can be seen by all. So, who is the dummy, Marco who makes money over those pictures, or Crooked Hillary, who louses up emails?

Giuliani Defends Trump

Rudy Giuliani, the man who single handedly defeated Islamic terrorists on 9/11 has rushed to the defense of Donald Trump. Remember, it was Rudy who walked the streets surrounded by 100 policemen to show terrorists if they mess with the Rudy man, death awaits them. Anyway, Rudy came to the defense of his buddy, Donald. He told the lying media that Donald Trump is NOT a racist. He has many, many, in fact, hundreds of black and Hispanic friends. Hell, he even plays golf with black guys!

And, and, Donald makes certain that the Hispanic maids earn at least $7.25 an hour! Remember, Donald has a plan, a Great Plan to end poverty in the inner cities. He wants to hire hundreds, thousands of cops for the inner city in order to get rid of the bad hombres who inhabit those regions. Hell,the other day watching a Trump rally I saw a huge sign that said, BLACKS FOR TRUMP! Hell, it was even being carried by two white women! So, how can anyone say that Trump is a racist!


We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.


One day, I will finally learn exactly what constitutes these GREAT DEALS that Donald will negotiate with China.

Name one conspiracy theory that Trump supporters do NOT believe.

Children die in Syria, our concern is with women groped by Donald Trump.

The Chicago Cubs lost the first game, hopefully, the opposite of future games.

This is the Age of Pygmy minds in American politics.

After the Donald man–Ted Cruz as the new hero of idiots?

Just think, Donald Trump has sons to carry on his dynasty.

Oh, and the ever present, Ivanka.

Donald Trump says he loves to “fight,’ as long as it was never in Vietnam.

Megyn Kelly Vs Donald

Blond haired gorgeous Megyn Kelly,who works for Fox news has suddenly become the enemy of Trump supporters. She was interviewing Newt Gingrich, who desires to return in some way to the political scene by supporting Donald Trump, when he suddenly turned on her charging she was  a tool of the Clinton campaign. Imagine, anyone who works for Ruppert Murdoch being a tool of the nefarious Democrats. Trump is Newt’s last chance to get a meaningful job in politics.

So, Newt spoke. “I am sick and tired of people like you using inflammatory language that’s not true. I think that’s what gets me upset.” Newt believes lies are being spread about the alleged sexual advances of Donald Trump. He is really a man of dignity who has never been sexually  active with women. These charges sort of upset Megan Kelly. She mentioned the famous tape of Donald talking with Billy Bush.

“That’s what we saw. Then, we saw 10 women come forward after he denied doing that. We saw reporters, we saw people who had worked for him from Apprentice, and so on and so forth. ” Gingrich retorted: “You are fascinated by sex, you don’t care about public policy.” Amen.