Category Archives: 2008 Elections

Save Morality In France!

There is a picture in daily newspapers of four French policemen standing over a Muslim woman on a beach in Nice, France. They are ordering her to TAKE OFF CLOTHES because it is against French law, it is against French values, for women to be on a beach and wearing lots of clothes. For most of my 85 years of life, the issue was that women were taking off TOO MANY CLOTHES ON A BEACH. But, apparently, I did not get the message.

These days in France, somehow, what one wears is a matter of national security. In a nation that has endured several terrorist attacks, how in the hell did they ever reach the conclusion that mistreating Muslim women will result in FEWER terrorist attacks? I thought that in a democracy, one had the right to go swimming wearing a bathing suit. The French had bought secularism to a new level of insanity!

Donald To Do List

During the next week, this is the list of things Donald Trump will do?

Crush ISIS.

End violence in Chicago.

Welcome with OPEN ARMS HISPANIC RAPISTS

WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS HISPANIC MURDERERS

Display his love for Muslims.

Expose the Hilton Foundation Charity.

Challenge Crooked Hillary Clinton to a duel of words.

Repeat, “What Have You Got To Lose”

Welcome African Americans who love him to join his Crusade.

Make out with Ivanka.

Sheriff Donald Will Soon Arrive

I spent many  years in St. Louis which was the murder capital of the US. Now, I am in Chicago, a town which has had nearly 400 murders within a half year.  Each weekend, there are at least 60 shootings and several dead people. Well, Sheriff Donald Trump has promised that once he becomes president, this nonstop death spiral will end. He notes that he talked with a top Chicago cop, who told him the solution was to “get tough”–whatever that means.

“Violence will end within a week, that’s a promise.” As usual, when Donald Trump makes a “promise” there are words, but never anything specific as to how he will end the weekly carnage of death. Chicago police claim that not one of its top policemen ever spoke with Mr. Trump.  Naturally, his response is that he talked with a cop. So, proceeds the drama of a man who talks and talks, but never produces any specific plans as to how to transform words into deeds.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Have Republicans considered Dick Cheney as their substitute for Trump?

It is Wednesday, Donald is for welcoming Mexican rapists, just for today.

Crime is at its lowest level in history, but Americans insist it is rising!

No one ever went broke selling lies to Americans.

It is Wednesday afternoon, Donald just loves Muslims to death.

Rudy Giuliani is a tired, balding angry man who MUST be in the limelight or he goes wild with fury.

Melania Trump is furious some charge her with being an ‘escort’ for men, but what does  she call her ‘marriage’ to Trump?

Say, whatever happened to Ivanka, no pictures of dad holding her close?

If elected president, Donald Trump would fill his Cabinet with members of his family.

No theologian will ever be able to justify to me using children as suicide bombers.

Trump Weekly Slogans

These days it is increasingly difficult to determine what Donald Trump will be shouting about so we offer next week’s daily list of slogans

Monday: “Build A Great Wall” or, “Would  A Ditch Be OK?”

Tuesday: “Keep Mexican Dope In Mexico” or “Keep The Dope In America”

Wednesday: “All Lives Matter” or “All Billionaire Lives Matter”

Thursday: “What Have  You Got To Lose?” Or “Elect Me and Lose The Ball Game”

Friday: “Make America Great Again” or “No More Losing Olympics Such s In 2016″

Saturday: “I Love Hispanics” or “Maid Jobs At $7.25 Open To Any Hispanic!”

Sunday:”Paul Manafort–You’re Fired” or “Vladimir Putin–You’re Hired!”

 

The Clothes Police

The people of Iran, particularly young people, are confronted every day  by the “moral police” whose job is to prevent anyone from displaying too much skin. I understand that many conservatives in America hate Iran because it seeks to control what individuals, particularly women, can or cannot wear in public. However, those who oppose Iranian efforts to control what can be worn, have no hesitation in imposing clothing bans on Muslim females. Nations such as Germany or France make wearing the burqa in government offices a crime, as well as wearing one in public.

There is now a huge outcry against the burkini which some Muslim wear while going swimming. Of course, throughout the nineteenth and early twentieth centuries in America the vast majority of women who went swimming were completely covered with clothes. Don’t people have better things to do with their time than worry about how a female is dressed while swimming. Of course, as a sexual freak, I want to see the entire  body naked, oh to gaze at the boobs!!

So, Muslim women stay out of my dreams!

The New Hillary Mystery

These are difficult times for Rudy Giuliani, after he single-handedly saved New York City, NO,how he saved the United States of America after 9/11, he is no longer in the news. So, what else to do, but invent a new terror that he single-handedly will crush. He has now become the leading fighter to make certain that American know how Hillary Clinton is a feeble minded, crazy person who has been mentally ill for years. He now describes the “Hillary Illness.”

As a I gather back in 2011 Hillary Clinton stumbled, fell, and hit her head.  I doubt if anyone reading these words has ever stumbled, fallen, and hit their head. But, it you had, it is  clear such a horrible event leads to dementia rather quickly. The reason Hillary Clinton will not tell the real story about her emails is because they  contain EVIDENCE of her mental instability. Look, if Rudy says she is a nut case, it must be true. Remember, he single handedly saved New York City, and he is now attempting to save this nation from the horror of a president who is crazy!!

Medicine And Rights

Several Catholic health care providers have launched a lawsuit agains the federal government because their rights –as Catholics, I assume– have been violated because the EVIL GOVERNMENT insists they treat transgender patients. Somehow, they have reached the conclusion that if transgender patients are  provided medical care, this translates into the EVIL GOVERNMENT forcing them to operate in order to transform a boy into a girl or vice versa.

As I read this story the image of Pope Francis entered my mind. Can anyone, and that anyone includes Catholics, imagine Pope Francis denying medical care to a transgender person? One can imagine an Orthodox Jewish doctor arguing he cannot work at a hospital because they do not serve kosher food.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

If stupidity was a crime, requiring deportation, this country finally would get rid of its Republicans.

Donald has “plans,” and Hillary has emails. Which of these two is the more boring story?

I must confess that Ryan Lochte does look sincere. However, he reminds me of the kid who mom found in the cookie jar.

How come Sanders and Trump people always talk about IMPORTS but not a word about EXPORTS?

Ironically, the Clinton model was Donald Trump–make gobs of money rather than the Jimmy Carter model of engaging in service to others–without any thought of pay.

Not a word from Donald about the fantastic performance of our Olympic squad–they certainly made Americans feel Great.

How come Great Britain almost passed the one billion Chinese in medals?

Trump supporters on CNN always refer to him as “Mr. Trump” while Clinton supporters frequently say, “Hillary.”

Trump went to Baton Rouge to hand out packages, for some reason, he just never got the urge to go to Vietnam and hand out bullets.

If being a  coward was a virtue, Donald Tump, the draft dodger during the Vietnam war would be a Saint.

I wonder why Donald Trump never once has cited his German ancestry.

Hillary –Just Shut UP!

These days the two most boring, the two most obnoxious stories about life in modern times is the tale of emails and the words of Ryan Lochte. Mr. Lochte can not cease repeating the word, “exaggerate” which somehow explains away his drunken episode that he and his buddies carried out in a Brazilian gas station. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton just cannot cease talking about her infamous emails. She now claims Colin Powell urged her to have a private server, he denies the story. Back to the merry-go-round of person A says X, while person B says Y.

Advice to Hillary Clinton:

1. Quietly, and loudly say: “I made a terrible mistake in having a private server. To tell the truth, I really did not know why I should have one,  but I went and got one.
2. As of this date, despite the constant clamor about emails, not a single email has emerged that indicated it was something important.

3. I repeat, I made a serious mistake.That is the bad news, the good news is there is no evidence any secret was obtained by foreign sources.

I learned my lesson. Never again any private server.