Category Archives: 2008 Elections

Orlando Voice of Reason

I understand the liberal media seeks to portray Republicans as lacking any sense of balance and using Islamic terrorism in Orlando to prove that we Republicans lack a sense of law and order. Well, Assistant District Attorney  Kenneth Lewis in Florida proved that when it comes to being call, cool, and collected, there is no one in the Democratic party who can match the call to responsibility that America seeks in this tragedy.

Lewis condemned those who got killed as simply representing “miscreants and ghetto thugs.” Of course last month he did wish a Happy Mother’s Day to  “the crack hoes out there.” In the view of Lewis, this killing of fifty odd people simply HELPED the city of Orlando by riding of those who represented the filth of society.

Now liberals, have to admit this is a unique take of this shooting. Say what you wish about faults of Republicans, one must admit they view the world through their own lens.

Donald T Meets Ronald R

Since anyone and every  one who seeks the Republican nomination these days insists that HE is the anointed her of Ronald Reagan. We stepped into our time machine and organized such a meeting between the two men.

DT: So, glad to meet the only guy who can claim to be the Greatest Man in the Republican Party. Of course, there really is only one Greatest Guy.

RR: Donald, I do recall meeting you once when I was walking down a line of visitors and shook your hand. What is this stuff about being a Great Man? Heck, you never once even got elected dog cather!

DT: Now, wait a second.I have built the Greatest hotels, I have build the Greatest golf courses, I have built the Greatest Casinos, certainly, that is worth two terms of governor.

RR: Have you ever actually got a law passed? God, I had to play poker and drink with Democrats like Tip O’Neill. I had to become their buddy in order to get laws passed. What the heck do you know about getting street lights replied?

DT: You know, Ron, I didn’t realize that you were part of the Establishment and did things with the Establishment. Let’s face it, Ron, when you left office the national debt had been doubled!

RR: I can not even imagine you negotiating with Russian leader Gorbachev. I turned an enemy into a friend and got things done. Heck, you have made enemies of just about every Republican!

DT: They are just a bunch hot losers.Heck, when I get  a chance to be with a winner like Putin, I’ll get him kissing my ass to avoid the destruction of his country!

RR: Where the heck did they find you? I think the Casino world is waiting for you. I knew the difference between talking tough and making peace.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Finally, Chris Christie has found his moment of glory– valet to Donald.

Many Republicans await Donald to calm down. Ha, Ha.

I do expect a Republican response to Orlando– every child at birth is given an AR-15 to play with in the  crib.

When Christians murder people in America, no one says: “Radical Christian extremists.”

During the 20th century, Christian nations such as Germany and Italy murdered over forty million people. Is there something connecting Christianity and murder?

I have never seen a Trump speech without him waving around his arms.

I am amazed that people want to gaze at alligators.

LeBron James is really angry these nights.

Has anyone checked out whether the alligator which killed the  child is of the Muslim religion?

I would so love seeing a debate between Trump and Elizabeth Warren!

Trump’s dream world –Hispanics are Muslims!

 

Don’t Blame The Gators

I must confess that about forty years ago I did take my kids to Disneyland in California. These days there is a nice Disneyland in Orlando. For some strange reason this Disneyland had lots of alligators. Why people would go  to a place with alligators is simply beyond my way of thinking. Yes, they have alligators in the lagoons and they sort of swim around. Tragically, a gator jumped up and grabbed a two year old and drowned him.

So, don’t blame the gators. I checked with some Republicans about this tragedy.

Ted Cruz: If only dad carried a gun with him at all times, he could have shot the gator

Donald Trump: I told you,we need a Great Wall, a Great Wall, and then no more gator deaths.

Jeb Bush:  I guess things happen.

Carly Fiorina: That gator is lucky I wasn’t around, I would have shouted and yelled until he let go of the child.

Mike Huckabee: Jesus works in miraculous and strange ways.

Chris Christie: Is the alligator in need of someone to help out? I’m ready to help anyone who will allow me to be important.

It’s Just Another Day In Texas

There is Austin, Texas, and then there is the rest of Texas. Austin does contain several thousands of people who have some connection with human decency, and then there is the rest of this state which has descended to a modern version of the Old Wild West. Want to bring  a gun to daycare, just go to Texas? Want to bring a gun to church, where else but the God fearing gun-toting place known as Texas.

There is a private school in Waco, Texas, which for some reason actually has a black student among those attending. The kids were out on a camping trip when this little 12 year old black girl suddenly realized that her classmates had placed a rope around her neck and were jerking on it. Oh well, boys will be boys. They just wanted her to recall the good old days when blacks not only had a rope placed around the neck, but the rope was around a tree branch. Ah, for the good old days in Texas, where a black knew her place.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year  old body.

NOBODY ASKED  ME BUT

If we oppose immigrants, I guess that means we all should leave America and leave it to the animals.

It is not a gay life being in gay hating Putinland.

LeBron James and Cavaliers are really angry and determined to win.

Say, whatever happened to Carly Fiorina-is she still alive?

As one born in the 1930s, any and all mechanical devices are a mystery.

When will Americans realize it is robots who take their jobs away?

How about banning all robots from entering America?

On Immigration-Then And Now

The most continual source of conflict within America for over two hundred years has been the arrival of immigrants from nations throughout the world. A perennial complaint of those who were here is that new people posed a threat to their economic and social lives. During the 1830s and 1840s, over two million poor people from Ireland arrived with nothing but a desire to take any job for any wage as long as they had work. This new CATHOLIC group encountered prejudice, hatred and violence. In fact, the Know Nothing Party was formed –it captured nearly 15% of the vote. Its platform was -end any further Catholic immigration and require Irish Catholics to wait fifteen  years before becoming citizens.

Similar attitudes were encountered by the eight million Jewish and Italian immigrants who arrived between 1880-1924. So, along comes Donald Trump with the oldest argument in American history–its them damn immigrants who are the problem. As to the Muslims, according to Donald: “we have no idea where they come from. Who the hell are they?

Actually, fewer than 15,000 have arrived. Canada, with a much smaller population has welcomed over TWENTY THOUSAND MUSLIMS. And, of this date, not a single act of violence.

Sarah Palin Speaks About Anything

It has been a few months since we last spoke with Sarah Palin, and in light of recent events we sought her insights on just about anything. So, let her rip:

Sarah: God dammit if only I was in Orlando, I would have grabbed my AR-15 and  gone right after that Muslim bastard. Just imagine the gun duel between straight shooting Sarah Palin and some Muslim coward? The only way to take out a Muslim terrorist is with a true-blooded one hundred percent American.

Frankly, if you want to end this radical Islamic terrorism, just allow me to confront the head of ISIS, the head of al-Qaeda and any other bunch of Muslim cowards. AR-15s at one hundred yards and the winner takes all, and I mean ALL!

I just think its wonderful we finally got an American running for president. Donald is right, we have to get tough, we have to send all these Muslims back to where they came from and make America once again a Great Nation. God, I’m so mad at those spineless characters who run the Republican party. We have to clean up the stink at Republican headquarters and make America Great Again!

So Donald,  don’t let up. Go after the cowards and then take on Crooked Hillary!

Republicans On Gays

First, let me make clear that Donald Trump just loves gays and lesbians, in fact, some of his best friends are sort of gay. So, when the murder of dozens of gay people happened, here are how Republicans reacted to this tragedy:

Donald: I told you there would be more Muslim attacks, I told you so. OK, so a few gay people sort of got shot. But, remember who told you  so!

Marco Rubio: I have decided in light of this tragedy in Florida to once again seek the US Senate seat. OK, so something happened in Orlando, what does that have to do with the US Senate?

Ben Carson: I have gone to Disneyland in Florida many, many times. I always had a gay time when there. I truly am sorry some gay people are not gay today.

Paul Ryan: No comment on anything Donald says about anything.

John McCain: I just have to win in Arizona, so the only way is to get Obama. Blame it on the black dude and thousands cheer.

Jeb Bush: I wasn’t gay in those silly debates, and I’m still not gay so who really got murdered in Orlando– me or a few guys and gals?

Carly Fiorina: Too bad I wasn’t at that night club, I would have charged the shooter and shouted into his ears until he stopped shooting to cover his ears. NO one messes with the Carly gal!

John Kasich: As soon as I finish this ice cream cone, I will comment on Orlando.

Russia NO Gay Spot For Gays

Islam Abdullbeckov and Felix Glyukman are two gay men who live in Russia. They heard about the shootings in Orlando and decided to do something symbolic in order to express their sorrow. They went to the US Embassy in Moscow and placed a candle and left a sign that said: LOVE WINS. Of course, in most ordinary nations in the world, this simple expression of love would be welcomed. But, these two gay men live in Putin Russia.

They were arrested and taken to jail on grounds they were holding an unauthorized demonstration. As Islam commented: “we only wanted to  put a poster and light a candle.” Ah, but this is Putinland and only the Boss can light candles or place posters.