Category Archives: Ron Paul

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, Local:  ”Pigeons Beheaded”

Do they get cake along with it?

Turkey, Hurriyet:  ”Sex Consensual Because Victim Didn’t Scream”

If I raise my hands during a robbery does it mean I am greeting the robber?

France, Connexion: “French Genocide Law On Hold”

Now, if we just get genocide on hold!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  ”Baby Looks Like Saddam Hussein”

Does that mean the baby has to shave everyday?

Ireland, Independent:  ”Prostitute Memoirs”

Should I spread my legs when reading it?

Norway, Norway Post:  ”Norwegian Ship Attacked By Pirates”

You are Norsemen, for God’s sake, so what is strange about fighting pirates?

UK, Guardian:  ”Cheetah Seized At Airport”

Don’t pay the fare, pay the penalty!

USA, NY Daily News:  ”King For A Day”‘

For Newt Gingrich, he is king everyday and  you are his subjects!

Republican Follies Go On And On!

Future political  scientists will have a wonderful time writing books and articles about the vaudeville show that has been touring America for the past year. It originally featured Michele, Tim, Rick, Rick, Herman, Newt, Mitt, and grandfathr Ron.  Today, alas, we are left with Rick, Neswt, Mitt and grand dad Ron. Mitt appeared to be in the lead for securing the presidential nomination, but  first Newt got in his  way, and last night, Rick had a hat trick with three  victories.

Evangelicals and Conservatives manned the barriers and halted the Mitt procession on grounds the millionaire was simply a LIBERAL dressed in Conservative clothes. Rick yelled with boyish enthusiasm, ‘I don’t stand here as the Conservative alternative to Mitt Romney, I stand here to be the conservative alternative to Barack Obama.”

Perhaps, the highlight of the evening was watching Mitt use a teleprompter in order to inform his supporters that  Rick had won.

It’s OK To Be Gay In California

A Federal panel of Judges from the 9th US Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that California’s Proposition 8 which banned gay and lesbian marriages violated the US Constitution. It also supported the ideas of Judge Vaughan Walker who initially ruled the ban was illegel since it violated the rights of gays and lesbians. Opponents challenged his ruling on grounds that he was biased due to being a gay person.

If we ruled out judges based on their connections, where would that leave Justice Scalia who is a  well known supporter of  conservative groups? How could Mitt Romney serve as president and sign laws since his heart and soul belong to wealthy and bussinesss people of this land?

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Today is Saturday, I wonder who is ahead in Republican race for president.

I am a kind friend, alas, many are not.

There are those “with ideas,” the problem is all too often we are better off with those without ideas.

Parents tower over children until that magic moment when shorty is the tall one.

I wonder if there are seasons in Heaven.

I am truly impressed by those who wear shorts in winter.

I am the solitary man in life.

When reading, I never hold my hand on a page.

It is important in life to respect the privacy of others.

I never in real life encounter people like those blond haired women on Fox News who carry a perennial smile on their faces.

I would go to hell before eating a McDonald’s hamburger.

I demand of others high moral and ethical standards, that is why I have few friends.

I once stood on a mountain top in the Rockies. So near to God was I.

Santorum New Republican Saint

Rick won big in Minnesota and Missouri and his victorious performance in Colorado indicates that he will continue to be a presence in the Republican race for the presidency. Mitt once again miffed the chance to prove he is popular among Republicans. Actually, it would be wonderful if Mitt actually gained 50% of the vote in any state in the union. Rick gave his normal speech, about his love for America, his love for his wife, his love for his children, his love for his hard working grandfather, his love of standing before a microphone and having people pay attention to his words.

Mitt’s response to getting whipped was to attack Obama and toss around some lies about unemployment. About 10% of Missouri voters voted for Uncommitted. We suggest the Republican Party make contact with this guy and have him enter the race for president.

Dirty Harry Blasts Conservatives

Clint Eastwood, who gained fame in movies depicting a conservative advocate of law and order, has become the enemy of Republican conservatives who dislike anyone uttering a word of praise regarding the American economy.Eastwood narrated a two minute Chrysler ad in which he praised the Detroit automobile industry for staging a comback due to aid from the Federal government. After all, it was President Obama who fought to provide financial aid to General Motors and prevented a collapse of the entire industry.

Karl Rove, the evil genius behind George Bush, says the ad “offended” him. He is upset that auto executives seek to claim they have the industry back on top. Ironically, Clint Eastwood only once voted for a Democrat for office. Of course, he angered some by saying he  wasn’t impressed by Mitt.

In the Conservative world, the sun only shines when a conservative Republican is president.

HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  ”Naughty List”

Is is not nice to have a naughty list.

South Africa, Argus:  ”Time To Look For New Social Vices”

Just check with the Republican party, they know all about vice, in fact, they practice them.

USA, NY Post:  ”Pay Plan Ridiculous”

I assume you refer to paying Congressmen for their work.

Netherlands, Dutch News:  ”Commotion About Headscarf”

We get upset at covering heads, but not upset at uncovering bodies.

France, Connexion:  ”Slimmer Students Get Higher Grades”

I have a hunch professors prefer slim girls.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi  Gazette:  ”What Is A Junk Car Worth”

The more interesting question is what is a Junk Congress worth?

UK, Guardian:  ”Need To Die In Paris”

Personally, I prefer living in Paris.

Barack Breaks Ahead

During most of his administration, Barack Obama has endured constant criticism about wars, about unemployed folk, about whether he was born in America, whether he is a Muslim or Christian and certainly about going into debt. Mitt Romney offers America a solution– make the rich richer and the poor poorer. Why change what is working? Unfortunately, for Mitt, latest polls reveal the president is now more popular than Romney by a vote of 51% to 45%.

The question is: why despite the horrible economic situation do more Americans prefer the current president than a man who claims to be a business genius? Frankly, as long as Mitt Romney gives interviews, talks to audiences, he eventually will say something stupid or insulting to someone. The only reason is Barack Obama is surging ahead is that his opponent is great at surging backward.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

One never has to ask a child twice to jump up and down.

I prefer watching faces on TV rather than listening to the babble of words coming from them.

Newt Gingrich never met an idea that wasn’t his.

So nice to see children eating breakfast with mom and dad.

It has been years since I last saw a rainbow. Where have they gone?

I insist on very hot coffee in the morning.

To think is to require solitude.

Republicans are concerned about Big Government but have no problem with Big Money.

A boss explaining to employees is a boss who is certain.

I have always loved bananas.

Mystery of life: why are there dark clouds?

I encounter few who think as I do. I wonder if that is an example of good or bad news.

There is a moment when it hits 1:15 p.m. when all is quiet.

To be intelligent, one must know the origin of how mind evolves.

To hope is to be alive.

Mitt Makes It In Nevada

It is now clear that Mitt Romney is definitely the choice of women who work in Nevada’s houses of ill repute. Together with his fellow Mormons and those who believe our nation needs wealthy men in charge of our economy, the man from Utah became the man of the hour  in the state of prostitutes and gambling. Ironically, latest polls reveal that 41% of people on Facebook interpreted the endorsement of Donald Trump for his fellow businessman as a negative.

Newt once again got neutered, Ron Paul continued to secure votes from those who have absolutely no idea about modern economics, and Rick Santorum once again told the story of his hard working grandfather. It makes no difference if Rick wins or loses, we must hear THE STORY.

It continues to be symbolic that Mitt Romney has yet to win at least 50% of the vote in any primary. I wonder why?