I understand that most Liberals and Democrats deride Fox News and charge that it is being unfair to the current President of the United States of America. However, recent events prove conclusively that Fox News has been sounding an alarm about the dude from Africa which not only is true, but understates the case against Barack Obama. For years, Fox News has argued that Obama was not born in America, but in Africa. There is now evidence that Fox News was correct that Barack Obama was NOT born in America. However, I regret to inform the ever vigilant Fox News commentators, particularly those cute pert blond haired damsels, they got the story half right. Examine the following evidence:
1. A top secret spy plane landed at Vandenberg Air base in California.
2. The X-37B mini space shuttle has been hovering above our planet for 674 days.
3. I can now prove that within this space ship are those from the Planet XUL. Those from Planet Xul are dark skinned. They are married to dark skinned females. They only produce dark skinned female children for the simple reason that for every two births of female Xulians, one turns into a male.
4. Barack Obama was not born in Africa. He was born on X-37B. After gestation on the space ship he emerged as an Earth looking male.
To prove my point. Xulians are not impacted by Ebola. Barack Obama has this immunity. That is why he doesn’t care if Ebola spreads. It will not impact his own family.
Once again Fox News is the only outlet really telling the truth to Americans.