Category Archives: Ron Paul

Let’s Play Cards

Donald Trump is sick and tried of the bitch from New York playing that woman card. He is angry because  this broad has stacked the deck so he cannot get a wining hand in the fame of women  Poker. So, we decided to present some card games that might interest Donald:

A game of Trump You which consists of Donald having all the cards and you  only get those he decides.

“Ace  in the Hole.” I get all the votes of those with Giant Pricks  and you get all those with small peckers.

He wants to play with a Royal Flush which consists of playing with a game of Poker with Jeb Bush and Rick Perry, guess who always loses?

Of course, Hillary wants to play the game of  who has the Women Card by pushing for higher pay for women, child care and paid maternity  leave.

Of course no one wants to play Poker with Ben Carson since he has the most difficult poker hand to decipher.

A popular game for Donald is throwing the deck of cards on the floor so Chris Christie can get on his knees and pick them up.

Carly And Ted

Ted Cruz is having some problems attracting women to his side. Why this is so is among the mysteries of this presidential campaign. Perhaps, just perhaps, it might stem from opposing equal pay for women, opposing child care, opposing, maternity leave or for mocking those who support such anti-female laws. In an effort to reach out to women, Ted has decided that when he  runs for president this fall, his running mate will be Carly Fiorina. You know, the woman who was fired by Hewlett Packard because she ran the company into debt.

Anyway, Carly has written a song which shows her fighting spirit for all Americans.

There once was a gal named Carly

Who liberals, she made sorry,

She was fiery and tough

One speech of hers was enough

So cast your ballot for nonsense

For publicly she displays ignorance

Which Is always her best response.

No Guns For Mentally Disabled?

There is a movement even among some in the NRA to deny the right for a gun to those with records of mental disability. Frankly, I believe this is now confirmation the NRA has been captured by liberals seeking to over turn the US Constitution. If people are to be denied their 2nd Amendment right, how about?

1. Those who want to have America go to war. If they really want a war they must volunteer to fight if they want the right to have a gun.

2. Any cop  who can’t hit a standing target by a shot to the leg. No gun!

3. Any and all convicted for at  least one for a  drug offense. No gun!

4. Hillary Clinton because she wants to take OUR guns from us!

5. Anyone who confesses they will vote for Donald Trump since this is clear evidence of a mental disability.

6. Bernie Sanders, since he does not know how to shoot straight on the issue of guns for all.

7. John Kasich since he is so busy balancing budgets he has no time for gun practice out on the range.

So, Where Do I Piss?

I do understand that in an era in which student debt has reached astronomical heights and people have a difficult time getting a good job,  for some strange reason only a few dedicated Americans have their eyes focused on the real issue that confronts America–where do people piss–and shit? Seriously, imagine if no one had an opportunity each day to piss and shit, how we would have one angry and disgruntled society.

In a South Carolina high school a transgender student who has been peeing in the boy’s toilet was informed that he had to use the girl’s restroom or that of the school nurse. Well, this young man  or woman or whoever returned to the boy’s restroom and now is on suspension. I assume this student has now learned the number one rule of school–behave stupidly if a teacher asks you to. And, remember that for many Americans the real issue is–pissing and shitting.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Republican slogan: Ignorance in the defense of freedom is a virtue.

There must be ONE intelligent mind in the Republican party.

I have no idea why this Beyonce is important or who the hell she is.

We need to give every baby a copy of the US Constitution at birth.

Oh, for a day of  silence in Syria.

Only in America do twenty million people get to decide what 200 million want.

I wonder what Dick Cheney is doing these days–then again, is he still alive?

Ted & John Or John & Ted

The Gold Dust twins have decided to form an alliance in order to get rid of the big bad wolf that is always knocking at their door. From now on their fighting agenda will be:

We can balance the  budget of Mexico so Hispanics won’t leave that country.

There is plenty of room in Flint, Michigan for any Hispanic who is thirsty.

Ted now agrees that John loves Jesus as much as he does.

They intend to show America that when Ted and John come together, ISIS will be heading for Iran or any place with their are no Christians.

If Donald can hump his daughter then so can Ted and John.

Ted and John can run faster than the Trump who has sort of  gotten plump.

Ted and John intend to challenge Donald to a praying match as to who can first make contact with the Big Guy up in the sky unless the Big Guy has come to Earth and has the name of Donald Trump.

If John and Ted are the best alternatives to Donald Trump then I want Dick Cheney!

The New Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders has decided to slightly change some of his behavior.

1. From now on Bernie will  not be shouting like someone from Brooklyn, more like someone from the Bronx.

2. Bernie will reduce his attacks on Wall Street to only “Wall.”

3. Bernie will spend one day each week as a member of a hedge fund.

4. Bernie will reduce his comments to Hillary to one millionaire at a time.

5. Bernie will promise to teach a college course –for free– to each person seeking a college degree.

6. Bernie will personally pay off at least one dollar of student debt for each person with student debt.

7. Bernie will promise to lead only ONE revolution per day.

8. From now on Hillary gets one hug a week from Bernie.

9. If elected Bernie promises all American troops will leave Brooklyn.

10. Bernie promises to go on Social Security  to prove how one can live on Social Security.

Koch Brothers Concerned

During the past forty years the Koch Brothers have been supporting every right wing crazy idea in their effort to restore the good old days when those with money could purchase state legislatures and get someone in the White House who was white, Christian and devoted to the principle that this nation was founded  by the wealthy to support whatever the wealthy wanted, and when wealthy folks rule so does democracy rule. There are reports the Koch Brothers are gathering together a war chest to ensure that Republicans  win this November.

So, shock of shock. Charles Koch blasted the candidacy of Donald Trump charging the Donald man ‘s words are ” reminiscent of Nazi Germany.” He even uttered the incredible comment that Hillary Clinton might be looking into. Perhaps, her rhetoric  might be different “from her actions!”

Imagine going from Cruz to Clinton!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old  body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I never could figure out why God wants women to cover up and  not men.

Then again, why does God want heads covered? Makes no sense.

These days major league baseball pays guys who hit 200 at least five million, I am more than willing to do that for one million.

Depression era baseball players ran much faster down the first base line when hitting a ground ball than modern pampered players today.

I really wonder what Ted Cruz is thinking these days.

I never cease wondering if  other life forms in the universe invented the idea of God.

We need a contest to predict the NEW Donald Trump.

Will Donald Make Nice?

These are the April days in which Donald  Trump has to begin deciding how he will conduct his campaign in the fall. Many of his supporters are asking him to behave “more presidential.” So, here is the new Donald Trump:

“I will not call women sluts or bimbos, those terms are now reserved for men.”

“I will build the smallest, the world’s smallest WALL.”

“Ted Cruz is  not a liar, he is more like a schmuck.”

“I got nothing against Hispanics, for all I am concerned they have the right to live in Mexico.”

“Don’t look at Hillary’s face, just look at that dumpy figure!”

“I now second everything Bernie is saying about Wall Street crooks.”

“NO, I do not wish to screw my daughter, just my wife!”

“John Kasich is just a northern version of Jeb Bush.”

“I REALLY love Israel and who the fuck cares about Palestinians, they got no votes in America”

“Megyn, I will even screw you.”