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HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion: “Back To Normal”

Republican gridlock.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Artificial Heart Man Returns Home”

I assume to an artificial wif.

Russia, Moscow Times: Patriarch Says Abortion Solves Population Problems”

Now, if we can just abort Vladimir Putin, the world will be OK.

China, China Daily: “Arrest Man For Selling Unclean Pork”

I am certain you cannot blame this on Jews.

Japan, Japan Times: “Young Adults Going Somewhere”

After student loan payments, just anywhere!

Bibi Joins Fellow Republicans To Save World!

I assume this week anyone who cares about Israel or the United States of America will be glued to their iPads or television sets in order to see still another Republican inform the world how to get peace in t he world. Bibi Netanyahu is here to further the work of his dad in the cause of ensuring that Republicans once again govern the nation. His father was a professor here in America who also doubled as a fervent Republican. The Israel Ambassador to the United States of America used to double as a paid Republican worker. Anyway, Bibi is here to expose American government attempts to avoid a calamity in the Middle East. Bibi will inform cheering Republicans that the only road to peace in the Middle East is to bomb the hell out of Iran. After all, Bibi is an expert on peace in the Middle East. Since becoming prime minister of Israel:

1. The former close ties between Israel and Turkey have ceased after fifty years of close cooperation.

2. Jordan used to support Israel in many situations and now has ended this support.

3. There is not a single European nation that supports the policies of Benjamin Netanyahu.

So, Americans, cheer Bibi and perhaps we can end any and all good relations with nations in this world.

Scott Walker At Battle Of Madison, Wisconsin

Every so often I feel the need to apologize to those whom I have offended with my angry words of criticism. I now humbly apologize to the governor of the great state of Wisconsin for failing to recognize his accomplishments in the war against terrorism. There is no doubt that Scott Walker stands alone among American governors in his gallant stand against the hordes of terrorists who assaulted the capitol of Madison a few years ago. Some are confronted by black hooded terrorists carrying weapons of mass destruction, but Scott single handedly met the enemy and wiped them out. It was just a few years ago when government offices were viciously attacked by social workers, teachers, psychologists, and cops demanding the right to form unions. As Scott recounts the fight, the capitol grew so packed with human bodies, the smell of their bodies hit you as soon as you entered the building. It was over powering.”

After winning this great battle, Scott now believes, “If I can take on 100,000 protesters, I can do the same across the world.”

Caution to ISIS, from now on before engaging in battle with Scott, take a shower and rub the soap in deeply.

Fighting Scott Walker Takes On ISIS

Scott Walker is governor of the state of Wisconsin and he among the bravest men in this fair land. He took on the terrorist unions such as those representing police, firefighters and other government employees and he defeated them. “If I can take on 100,000 protesters, I can so the same across the world.” He is one American who is not afraid of ISIS, he is one American who is ready to stand up and confront any terrorist in the world. I have received, still unconfirmed reports, that ISIS leaders are meeting in order to discuss the threat posed by Scott Walker. Some are preparing to offer terms of surrender before this man comes at them with pen in hand to wipe them off the face of this planet!

Scott is against “special interests” such as unions that serve the interests of police and firemen. He wants to fight in order to protect the interests of “taxpayers.” I trust you know that government employees are not taxpayers. I wonder if Scott is so determined to rid the country of “special interests” will he take on Wall Street. OOPs, sorry, there are no special interests on Wall Street, just wonderful Americans who devote their days creating $7.25 per hour jobs.

Fight For Wealthy Equality!

I am sick and tired of all this talk about the needs of poor people. How often do you encounter an article or TV show that depicts the plight of our top one percent of wealthy people. To be more accurate,w hat about the plight of the 99% of the top 1% of those with large incomes? Do you realize that the top 1% of the top 1% of those with incomes in this land are falling behind the top 1% of the top of wealthy folks. WE need an affirmative action plan to aid the 99% of those in the top 1% of income. Each year they fall further behind the top 1% of the top 1% in income. Do you realize their yachts are half the size of the top 1% of the top 1%? It is time for Congress to recognize the plight of the 99% of the top 1% with money!

I know that not only does President Obama hate America, he also hates the minority who constitute 99% of the top 1% with money. Have you ever heard a single word out of his mouth concerning their plight in being left behind? He hates wealthy people because most of them are white!

Raise income for the 99% of the top 1% and it will result in high paying jobs for all Americans!

On Multiculturalism

There are days when I wonder if somehow or in some way I failed to recognize my bigotry in modern America. Actually, the expression “pluralism” was coined in a New Republic magazine in 1916 in an effort to recognize America in this era. At that point in time, 25% of Americans were either immigrants or children of immigrants, today the figure is about 8%. The issue of creating a society in which people of varying religions, colors and ethnic heritages has long been at the center of how to recognize differences while creating a sense of unity. I laugh when Americans today worry about Hispanic children in schools who come from parents who do not speak English. In my immigrant neighborhood, the merchants like my pop who had a butcher store spoke Yiddish, not English to their customers. Multiply by a factor of ten if you seek to compare the issue of multiculturalism in 1914 with that of today.

So, what happened to we children of immigrants? We joined the army and helped win World War II. We joined the Army and fought in Korea. We got jobs, we invented things, we help create new industries like television and we wound up living in neighborhoods with those who in our childhood were the enemy. Fight to ensure equality for all, but every so often take a deep breath and recognize that times have changed, are changing and will continue to change. The United States of America, for all its failures to aid those at the bottom and those seeking equality HAS made a few strides. Again, what has changed is simply not enough.

Non Education In America

The arrival of social media to the world has brought many wonderful benefits, but it has also spawned the creation of “colleges” or should I say, places that pose as colleges. There is a corporation by the name of Corinthian and this company which poses as a college has over 70 campuses with 110,000 students. They sell education online and they sell dreams to those lacking an understanding of the job market. Thousands of poor people get themselves into enormous debt on the promise that taking this canned piece of crap termed a “college course” leads to good jobs. Latonya Suggs is twenty five with a child and she attended something termed, “Everest College” –owned by Corinthian. She was told her degree would lead to employment as a probation officer. She now works in a hotel as a maid and she owes the federal government, $75,000!

Ms.Suggs and other such victims are demanding cancellation of the debt by the US Department of Education. It was the responsibility of this federal agency to supervise colleges. These debts should be forgiven. Oh, Corinthian is declaring bankruptcy and going out business. Along with its departure goes the dreams of thousands.

Tales Of Bill O’Reilly In Combat

There is one thing that is certain in life, those who adhere to the Republican Party are the bravest folk in our land. They are also the wisest people in our land since they alone know that Barack Obama was born in another land and simply lacks guts to do anything. Bill is still upset because some reporters challenged his accounts of being a man under fire in Argentine during the Falkland Island wars back in the 1980s. It now appears that not only did Bill confront terrorists in Argentine, but he also went face to face with bad people who murdered several nuns in El Salvador. According to Bill: “I was in El Salvador when I saw nuns get shot in the back of the head.” He went on to say that he arrived in El Salvador to work for CBS early in 1981.

Now, this is one great story. Bill arrived in El Salvador in 1981 to see the nuns get shot. There is one slight problem with this story. The nuns got shot in 1980. I do apologize for being picky, but I thought reporters were duty bound to check facts. Oh, in 2009, Bill told WVVH-TV that he arrived in El Salvador just after the nuns got shot.

Now, you know why Fox News hired Bill.

Why Do We Love Guns?

Among the mysteries of my life is the fascination with guns by so many Americans. Actually, the vast majority of Americans do NOT own a weapon of destruction, but for some reason these people link the right to possess a gun with “freedom.” I was raised in the slums of the Bronx in New York City where anyone who has a gun was considered to be sort of crazy. We had the Sullivan Act which made possession of a gun to be a crime. Yes, we did have some gangs which fought with zip guns, but they usually were weapons which could only fire one shot. The very idea of having a weapon that enabled blasting away at other people was simply beyond the imagination of most poor people. After John F. Kennedy was murdered, there were new demands to make possession of any weapons more difficult.

During the past four years Americans have donated nearly $100 million to the National Rifle Association. Each year about 30,000 people in this country are killed by guns. Oh, I did serve in the US Army and learned to fire all sorts of weapons. Of course, in the Army if you said, “gun,” a sergeant would shout, “a gun is your prick, a weapon is your rifle.” I guess that means those loving guns are pricks, in more ways than one.

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, Newsday: “Sue Over Frozen Dinner”

Damn right, who wants to eat a frozen dinner!

Norway, Norway Post: ‘Police Shooting Disconnected”

I guess Norwegian police are learning from American.

UK, Guardian: “Get Terror Camp Active”

NO terror camps, no money spent on military.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Noses Can Be Dangerous”

I give this story three ACHOOS

Russia, Moscow Times: “Is Marriage A Fraud?”

Sort of depends who is your spouse?