Category Archives: Ron Paul


We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Athletes Banned For Taking Dope”

Who else but a dope would take dope?

France, Connexion: “Police Appeal For Bomber Identity”

OK, bomber, turn yourself in, PLEASE!

USA, NY Post: “Police Issued New Guns”

Great, now they can shoot new people.

Sweden, Local: “Town Hall On Fire”

Did anyone see Ted Cruz in the area?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “I’m A Sane Gun Owner”

I just do insane things.

Let’s Get Together?

There are indications that Secretary of State John Kerry is working a new angle in the Syrian conflict. He is attempting to bring together all opposition forces in Syria aside from al Qaeda and ISIS in a new alliance. He is also ready to accept–for the moment–the existence of President Assad. Most probably reality entails allowing Assad to get a few months as head honcho and then send him on a plane to Saudi Arabia. Not the best solution, but one that just might work.

This is a gamble.This approach could blow up.But, at this juncture in time, there are few other realistic options. Let the bad guy get out of the country. If it takes a few months, that might be the right way to go. Kerry is applying reality politics to a problem.

Blame It On Syrian Refugees

Let me get this straight. Hundreds of thousands of people are fleeing from the murderous groups of Islamic terrorists and now the people who hate ISIS are responsible for ISIS? So far fifteen American governors have made clear they do not want the victims of ISIS to enter their state. Massachusetts Governor Charles Baier recently said: No, I’m not interested in accepting refugees from Syria. We propose a new twist on Syrian refugees.

1. Among the refugees are hundreds of thousands of men who want citizenship.

2. These men are physically able to engage in war.

3. Offer citizenship to any Syrian male who will become a soldier and fight ISIS.

4. If the Syrian male performs two years of combat duty he will become a citizen.

5. This means America can field at least 50,000 boots on the ground who are ready to fight ISIS.

America provides the training, America provides the weapons, America provides the leadership and Syrians provide the troops!

Win Win for All.

Ben Carson On Syria

Since Ben Carson is the Republican leader at this moment in time, I decided to interview him on the issue of ISIS in Syria. After all, this man was once a great surgeon and now is a great headcase.

M: So, Dr. Carson, what do you think about the situation in Syria?

C: I want everyone in America to know that I am very interested and want to see you all back my campaign.

M: Sorry, Dr. Carson, I was talking about the nation of Syria, not seeing people.

C: Syria? Is that the place in what they call the Middle East?

M: Yes.

C: I want those in the Republican party to know that I believe strongly in being in the middle of things, I am not the kind of person who insists on going overboard on anything. Stay in the middle is my motto.

M: So, what did you think about Paris?

C: I love Paris. My wife and I were there years ago on our honeymoon.

M: Sir, I was referring to the murders in Paris.

C: Let me recount one time a man who murdered two people was wounded and I did heart surgery to save his life. That’s the Christian that I am, help the afflicted said Jesus, and I always have.But, when the friends of the men he murdered came to the hospital, I held off three of them with a knife that I was holding, yes, all by myself!

M: Thank you, Dr. Carson

Paris The New 9/11

The people of France are angry, the political leaders of America are dying to prove they are ready to take out ISIS tomorrow,and there are dozens of people still suffering from the chaos of the attacks. There is no doubt that the people of France are experiencing the same shock that Americans felt on 9/11. One outcome of the Americans anger was the horrible mistake of George Bush to invade Iraq. If there is one lesson from 9/11 it is to be careful how to respond to terrorists. The worst mistake is to invade the WRONG place. So, what are objectives?

1. Form a coalition of Muslim nations.

2. Seek to create a new Muslim armed force.

3. Only an Arab led armed force can succeed in the desire to end ISIS.

4. Rally together imams committed to ending radical Islam.

5. Be clear that the US or France can only function as support, not those who fight ISIS directly.


Donald Vs Marco

Since he began the quest for becoming president, Donald Trump has focused on one of his opponents until he thought the person was out of the game. Poor Jeb Bush is most probably the first candidate that was forced into ending his quest, given the disdain and mocking he was subjected to by Donald. Well,now is the turn of Marco Rubio. Trump told CNN Erin Burnett, that “Rubio was always in favor of amnesty. He was always in favor of letting people pour into this country.” Of course when people(that means Iowa conservative voters) found out about his heresy, Marco became one of our greatest opponents of amnesty.

So now Marco has Donald yelling he is an “amnesty traitor” and he has Ted Cruz shouting that he is a friend of terrorists pouring in across the border and God knows what else. After all, Marco is the son of IMMIGRANTS! Has anyone checked to see if he is also a MUSLIM!!

It’s Not Fair!!

There is no question that Ben Carson is the most soft-spoken candidate for president in our history. He speaks quietly, he speaks softly, he speaks utter nonsense. Now, he has finally become upset. He is upset at the attempt by media to listen carefully to his words and check them out. OK, so he said that he had a “pathological temper” while a child. OK,so he said that he hit his mother in her face. Yes, he said that he tried to stab a good friend and the knife hit the belt buckle. These are his words, not those of the media. But, to poor Bennie, THEY are out to get him even though THEY never made any attacks upon the dude from Africa, one Barack Obama.

Donald Trump got into the fray while speaking with CNN analyst Erin Burnett. Donald also heard the words of Ben Carson. He now compares the statements of Carson to those of a “child molester.” Donald does not believe if one has a “pathological temper” it can be cured. He does not believe the American people want their president to be someone who hit his mom in the face. Not that Donald would speak ill of a fellow Republican, but he warns the American people to beware of pathological folks who no more can be cured than can a child molester!

Life In Republican America

I have endured the presidency of George Bush and his two clowns, Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld so the thought of another Republican president is not that crazy. Last night I dreamed that America elected either Carson or Donald or Ted or Marco or even the hapless Jeb.So,what would life be like in that sort of America?

1. Those with wealth would be exempt from paying taxes so the could create gobs of jobs paying $7.25 an hour.

2. There would be a ‘value added tax”of 15% to pay for lower taxes.

3. Gays and lesbians would be denied the right to have babies.

4. Every damn woman who got pregnant would HAVE that baby.

5. President Ben would have an assistant who pointed out places like Syria or Iran.

6.Cops would be urged to shoot first and think later.

7. You want to go to college, work for twenty years to have the money to attend. NO more handouts!

8. Hungry? Go pick peaches, the illegals are now gone.

Debates That Are Not Debates

During the course of my life I participated in debates both in high school and college. I also taught high school social studies and organized debate teams to enable students to hear various points of view. I thought that was the purpose of debates. Now, in my later years I watch something termed a “debate.” Again, the assumption a “debate” is to present differing points of view to an audience so they can select ideas that make sense. So, along comes something which is advertised as a Republican Debate.

If one person on the stage claims to support cutting out all taxes the rest of the crew will immediately claim they want to end even more taxes. If Donald makes clear he is against illegal immigrants and wants them out of the country. The so-called ‘opposite view’ insists they also want them out,but want more time to accomplish the task. If one attacks Putin, Carly will inevitably announce that she is ready to meet him at high noon to see who can make more tough statements quicker.

There has yet to be any “debate.”

Oh,I forgot Ben who always speaks softly and utters words that no one knows what they mean–but, he is SINCERE.

Oh Dem Lesbians!

There is a Mormon judge in Salt Lake City who believes that lesbians are not fit to become parents. Juvenile Court Judge Scott Johansen ruled that a lesbian couple who were foster parents to a child were simply not the right sort of people to be allowed to handle the life of a human being. He removed the child and had him sent to another foster couple. Social worker reports indicated the child was thriving in the home of the lesbians, but, what the heck, remove the boy and send him elsewhere.

The reason cited by the judge was “for the child’s well being.” This is a case in which logic and love have no place in life. Pick up a newspaper any morning and discover evidence of child neglect, child abuse by parents who are “normal” sort of folks. This is simply an example of a judge allowing his religious beliefs to determine a decision.

Such is life in modern America.