The Gold Dust twins have decided to form an alliance in order to get rid of the big bad wolf that is always knocking at their door. From now on their fighting agenda will be:
We can balance the budget of Mexico so Hispanics won’t leave that country.
There is plenty of room in Flint, Michigan for any Hispanic who is thirsty.
Ted now agrees that John loves Jesus as much as he does.
They intend to show America that when Ted and John come together, ISIS will be heading for Iran or any place with their are no Christians.
If Donald can hump his daughter then so can Ted and John.
Ted and John can run faster than the Trump who has sort of gotten plump.
Ted and John intend to challenge Donald to a praying match as to who can first make contact with the Big Guy up in the sky unless the Big Guy has come to Earth and has the name of Donald Trump.
If John and Ted are the best alternatives to Donald Trump then I want Dick Cheney!
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During the past decade we Americans have fought for attaining the goal of schools in which children learn without any fear of being subjected to physical violence. The state of Texas has gone even further with legislation that enables each and every student to, not only bring their books to school, but bring their guns. Just think how safe teachers will feel knowing each and every kid is carrying a loaded weapon. Pose a question,inform the student he is wrong, and then duck or run for your life!
Schools in Douglas County, Colorado have taken another step to securing a safe school environment. They are now arming security personnel with assault rifles. So, when a shooter blasts away, he will face a response from a dozen assault rifles. Perhaps, it is time to train children in how to protect themselves from those who allegedly are there to protect them. I got the solution: Arm each student with an assault rifle and let everyone blast away!
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We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.
NOBODY ASKED ME BUT
Once upon a time we Americans built great roads and bridges, today we can’t even repair those roads and bridges.
Some day Ted will explain how we ensure people pay accurate taxes when there is no IRS.
These days I wish George Bush was still president, I mean a Republican president.
I would so wish to see Bernie and Donald face off against one another.
I can just see it, my dream is greater than your dream!
I wonder what Abraham Lincoln thinks about his party up in Heaven.
Some days I wish we could have a great political debate about absolutely NOHING!
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