Category Archives: Ron Paul

Just Another Day of Murder In America

It was just another April evening in Seattle, people were sitting before their apartment buildings when all hell broke loose. Suddenly, gun shots echoed in the evening air. People scattered as bullets whizzed by their heads. Life in the Federal Way apartments is not exactly like living in upper class suburban housing. It soon became clear that people within the complex were blasting away at one another so someone got around to calling the police. They arrived as shots were still passing through the night air. What else could the cops do but join in the merry exchange of gun fire?

At least five are dead. Several are wounded. Men and women were found dead in apartments and no one knows why or exactly when. At least eight policemen fired their weapons, but it is unclear how many civilians also blasted away.

Just another night in Seattle. Who needs that silly thing called a law to regulate guns??

American Gutless Wonders

I am an inhabitant of the United States of America. In this land of 313,000,000 people about two million are members of the armed forces. In other words, less that one  percent of these brave, noble folk are willing to place their bodies on the line in order to defend their own nation. But, there are millions of brave folk who would gladly place their votes or bodies on the  line to protect the National Rifle Association. Americans are very brave and nobel. They protect the right of mass murderers to spray a movie theater with bullets because to force the shooter to reload takes away his Constitutional right to kill. As Senators refused to proceed with a reasonable law that provides background checks, a mother of a son who was killed in a massacre shouted, “they need to be ashamed of themselves, they have no souls. They have no compassion.” But, they will have money to use in getting elected.

We Americans will allow a gunmen to spray bullets without having to reload his weapon-it says so in the Constitution! Unfortunately, President Obama is a gentleman and did not call these men who they are-COWARDS. Or, should we really call them who they are-SCUMBAGS!

Aliens–Stay Away!!

The NASA Kepler telescope has discovered the presence of at least two planets in a distant galaxy that appear capable of sustaining life. 62-e and 63-f are trillions of miles away from we humans, and one can only say, “thank God” you life forms have no contact with life forms who term themselves to be “human.” If you life forms have any semblance of intelligence, stay far, far away from we humans. In theory, we are intelligent life forms, but any definition of the word, “intelligent” has nothing to do with we creatures. I do not  know what you aliens call yourselves, but do you really want to visit life forms who:

1. Engage in nonstop wars in which they kill one another.

2. Allow a few to possess enormous quantities of goods while most people go hungry.

3. Claim some nice Jewish Rabbi or some nice Arab are somehow connected to a thing that allegedly lives up in the sky.

4. Allow countless people to lack health care because they don’t have enough money!

5.  Are very capable of hating and killing those who look different.

6. Actually, differentiate one from the other based on skin color rather than hair or eye color!

PLEASE, STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM HUMANS!!

Blame It On The Poor

The never ceasing mantra of members of the Republican Party is that our economic woes stem from “entitlement” demands  of poor people who insist of robbing those who work of their entitlement to keep 100% of whatever that sum turns out to be. President Obama, once again, in the spirit of “compromise” with Republicans has proposed cuts in Social Security payments. He is willing to change the process by which yearly Social Security rates are planned. Obama’s hope is this will please Republicans and lead to some sort of compromise. Dream on Barack.

In reality the norm for those on Social Security is about $1500 a month. That is the sum many wealthy folk pay to park their car in a month. Reality is that wealthy folk during the past twenty years have gained enormously in money while middle class and poor people have barely kept even. Few in America who exist on Social Security are living in a lavish fashion.

I believe that President Obama and members of Congress can reduce their own income.

Clown Time In Italy

I am an inhabitant of the United States of America in the year 2013 so I hestiate making any saracastic remarks concerning political leaders in other nations. I live in a nation in which the Republican party insists that if one reduces taxes it results in more jobs for all and enables the government to balance its budget. So, why is it suprising that Italians believe a skirt chasing incompetent like Silvio Berlusconi who led Italy into an economic disaster is now the man who will bring prosperity to the land? Latest polls show that his coalition would receive 30% of the vote if an election were held right now. Of course, his numbers just barely exceed those of the Five Star Movement which is headed by an ex-clown.

Perhaps, we can make a deal. We Americans will take one clown in exchange for a hundred clowns in the House of Representatives who belong to the clowns known as the Tea Party. Heck, we will even throw in a  guy who chops wood in Texas.

Provoke Government -Go To Jail

Every so often I wish the United States of America had a leader like Vladimir Putin in Russia. Critics of Putin wind up in a law court facing charges they insulted the Great Leader and in Russia, there is no more horrid crime then claiming the Great Leader is not a Great Leader. Prosecutors informed the media that Alexi Navainy is going to jail because he will not shut up about his dislike of the Great Leader. “When someone uses all energy to bring attention to himself” and “provokes the government” it makes certain that a trial will be accelerated in order to rid the nation of those who cast aspersions on our Great Leader.

If only  we employed the Putin rule in America:

1. Michele Bachmann would be rotting in some cell where she spends her day studying the life of Barack Obama in order to learn where he really was born.

2. Newt Gringrich would be sitting in a first grade classroom studying the history of America. Honest Newt, the GOVERNMENT built roads, canals, placed tariffs on foreign goods to aid the American business community.

3. Rick Perry would be standing in a corner of a second grade classroom in order to learn the multiplication table.

4. Mitt Romney would be compelled to give his famous speech about “those people” to audiences across the nation.

Shoot Black Dude, Save Guns

My name is John Rifle and I was born in a Christian owned gun factory in Connecticut. I want to emphasize that since birth my heart and soul has been for Jesus Christ and the American way of life. I know there are peple who hate me, particularly this black skinned dude who was not even born in this blessed United States of America. He, along with other Socialist, Communist, Muslims want to take away my life in order to take away the rights of all God fearing decent Christian folk in this wonderful nation. I do acknowledge there are some  decent Jewish folk, but I sure wish they would accept our Lord, Jesus Christ.

Why do they hate me? I possess the power to protect the American people aganst the black booted military forces that seek to end our right to kill. If you take away my right to kill, what is left? An America without guns!! An America without guns like me is a weak America that will soon lose its basic rights. I am what protects the Bill of Rights. I am what protects your Second Amendment rights.

Just remember that this Christmas give a gun for Christ to all you love.

Iraq Redeux

We are coming to the tenth anniversary of American troops entering  Baghdad in 2003 and overthrowing the dictatorship of Saddam Hussein. John Howard was Prime Minister of Australia in 2003 and warmly supported the war in Iraq. Today, ten years later, he claims disbanding the Iraq army in 2003 “was a mistake” and getting rid of anyone who belonged to the Baath party “went too far.”Howard went on “the post invasion conflict, especially between Sunnis and Shiites..did more damage.. to the credibility o f the coaliton operation in Iraq than the failure to find stockpiles of WMD.”

Like his buddy George Bush, the prime minister continues to insist invading Iraq was the right thing to do. He went on to argue that Arab Spring was an outcome of the Iraq war. Dream on, John, dream on.

No Room At Inn For Jesus?

Peter and Hazelmary Bull are devout Christians or at least Christians with specific points of view. They run a Bed and Breakfast establishment which is open to the public. One day two strangers showed up at their Inn, no, the strangers were not Jesus and his parents, but two gay men. Martyn Hall and Steven Preddy wanted to spend the night at the Chymovah Hotel in the same room! Wow! Imagine two men in the same room sharing a bed! The Bull family made clear they were Christians and thus did not allow two men to share the same room if they were going to sleep.

The Bull family was sued and paid a fine. They have gone to higher courts still clinging to their “religious beliefs.” In an effort to avoid their hotel being contaminated with “gay people” it has been transformed into a not-for-profit establishment.

The Bull pair insist they are Christian. As I recall, we celebrate at Christmas time when the Jesus family finally got a room in the stable.

Sorcery-New Guinea-Washington?

A teacher in Bougainville, Papua, New Guinea was accused of using sorcery to kill another teacher and then beheaded for this horrible crime. This is the second person accused and then killed because they engaged in sorcery. I wonder if  this punishment should be inflicted upon  those in America who engage in sorcery. Of course, that would result in mass killing of hundreds of important Republican officials who spend their days and nights honing their sorcery skills.

1. George Bush and  his buddies who invented Weapons of Mass Destruction which never existed but he was able to get quite a few people  killed in the process.

2. Paul Ryan who can reduce our deficit and at the same time reduce taxes  on the wealthy. Paul, never go to New Guinea-they know how to handle those engaged in sorcery.

3. Mitt Romney, who opposes a health care plan  that is similar to one he proposed, but according to Mitt, what was the same is really different. Sorcerer, First Class.