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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a  25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

No political candidate these days ever discusses the situation in Afghanistan. We still have thousands of soldiers in it.

I confess to being absolutely bored with the lack of any coherent discussion concerning the Middle East.

I wonder if there is another Earth out there in the universe which contains intelligent life forms?

Republicans rant and rave about ending relations with Iran over the nuclear accord while there is North Korea which IS working on a-bombs.

If Ted Cruz is the BEST alternative for Republicans, why not just close down this political party.

These days I really miss the intelligence of Rick Perry.

I think Republicans should book a circus to entertain people during their convention.

Then again, they already have booked a circus!

 

Rick Snyder–Come Home

It was just a year ago that former business executive and current governor of Michigan, Rick Snyder entertained ideas of seeking the Republican nomination for president. Just think if we had a Rick Snyder who does not believe in any government agencies telling states what to do this nation would have millions and millions of more high paying jobs. Unfortunately, along the road to this  dream goal, Rick sort of got side tracked. Flint, Michigan wound up with contaminated water because Rick and the anti-EPA crowd wanted to end government telling we people how to behave and how to get water.

Fortunately, for Rick he changed the law which originally said that citizens had 90 days to secure  names on petitions for a recall election. Now they must accomplish this task in 60 days. So far, there are 108,000 who have signed up of the 790,ooo needed. Of course, this entire mess was created by a bunch of people who for one reason or another do not want to drink flavored water.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

These days Republicans hold their noses when voting.

Not a single candidate from either party has discussed the impact of technology on unemployment–how come?

This is the first presidential campaign in history in which how one pisses or shits is an issue.

Republicans have shifted from the unborn child to the born penis as an issue.

OH well, baseball is back and we don’t have to vote who wins or loses.

Its Monday in Chicago and someone will get shot today.

American politicians talk about wiping out Muslim terrorists but not a single one has a son who will fight in such a battle.

Its Ted Vs Donald

Republicans who rejected such excellent candidates such as:

Jeb Bush –Rand Paul–Ben Carson–Carly Fiorina–Rick  Perry- Rick Santorum-Mike Huckabee –Ben Carson — and add any other name that enters your mind- are now confronted with the likes of Ted Cruz or Donald Trump. So, how do these two stalwarts stack up against one another?

Immigration– both want to deport twelve million

Hispanic terrorists–both want to build a BIG wall.

Taxes– Ted wants to  have everyone pay 10% and Donald wants to make everyone wealthy.

Terrorism–Ted wants to carpet bomb anything that moves–Donald wants to kill every single one of these bastards!

Women –Ted wants to control the bodies of women, Donald wants to insult every woman.

Israel –Ted loves Israel more than anyone, Donald has given more checks to Israel groups than anyone.

IRS–Ted wants to abolish it, Donald has yet to take a stand about it.

Health care–Ted  wants to end all government programs, Donald wants to give everyone a GREAT health care program.

GOD, both are for HIM.

Muslims– both do agree to get rid of them over there and over here.

On the Republican Party– both are disliked, but Ted less so.

 

GOD Vs Jobs

There is no question the Republican party has identified the key issue in the upcoming presidential election. NO, it is not jobs, NO, it is not the border, NO ,it is not high paying wages, NO, it is not income inequality, NO, it is not terrorism. YES, it is our right to pee along with people who were born with the same sex and have lived as that person for their entire lives. States like North Carolina and Mississippi have passed laws to ensure that every public bathroom has a cop on duty to check your birth certificate. Of course, there is need to check the birth certificates of the Penis Cops.

Paypal has just canceled a $3.5 million project that would create new jobs. NISSAN which has thousands of jobs in Mississippi is warning they might cancel new jobs in the South. John Currne, owner of several restaurants in Oxford, Mississippi made it clear: “These assholes talk about gay men and women using the exact language they were using  in the 50s and60s  for segregationist purposes.” But, John, would you want your penis next to a person without one while pissing? We must protect, not only the unborn, but those who want to piss and shit in comfort with their God!

Has anyone considered building walls in the public restrooms?

Republican Alternatives To Be President

In an effort to assist our Republican friends we offer some suggestions as to who might be their candidate in the fall.

1. There is always Rudy Giuliani, a man who can out boast Donald any day in the year. After all, he single-handedly saved America after 9/11.

3. Why have Republicans forgotten Dick Cheney?  A man who was vice -president is eligible to run for president–that’s  lot more than Ted Cruz can say.

3. Rand Paul was the only guy on the debate stage who made any common sense. At least he is not full of hot air and he does have a biting send of humor.

4. Carly Fiorina is a natural born bitch who, unlike Donald Trump, only sent one business into an economic collapse.

5. Gee, I miss good old Rick Perry, at least he was born in Texas unlike the Cruz fellow.

7. Herman Cain has a few plus factors- he is black, he is a business man, he knows how to make pizza, he is a low key bull-shit artist, and he is dying for  another gig on the stage of life.

8. Then again, there is always Don Rumsfeld. OK, so he fucked up in Iraq,  a person is entitled to one more chance to fuck  up in the Middle East!

9.There is a guy named Mitt. He does not need any introduction.

10. Last but not least is the quiet black guy who may not know how to cut up people in a debate, but he sure knows how to cut up people.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Have Republican  leaders thought about Rudy Giuliani–after all, he single handedly saved America on 9/11.

Then again, there is always chubby boot-licking Chris Christie.

I guess a good export we can get into is suicide-bomber vests.

I wonder if Donald understands that if one builds walls, people can build tunnels.

Some day I will figure out who the hell the Kardashians are or what they are.

These days when April arrives we get snow showers in Chicago, not rain showers.

Of course, in south Chicago people get bullet showers every day of the year.

Ted Cruz had a new career as the evil guy in the movie.

I wonder if Ben Carson is available as a foreign policy adviser for Donald?

New title of law School for George Mason University- Antonin Scalia School Of Law -ASSOL.

Ah, for the days of strong unions and high paying jobs!

So now, Hillary and Bernie are having a food fight.

John Kerry is awful quiet these days.

“Right To Work” Aint!

Many years ago Republicans and their slave masters–business men invented a scam that continues to be used in order to depress wages and working conditions. It is the infamous “Right To Work” concept. Under this business friendly approach to those who work, if a union negotiates a contract, any worker  can opt out of the union and receive the benefits of the negotiation. This ploy is simply an effort by Republicans to destroy unions and lower wages. Throughout American history, it is the union which has been the driving engine to higher wages,more money for workers and less for business interests.

Wisconsin Dade County Judge William Foust ruled the “right to work” law in the sate was unconstitutional because it meant unions obtained higher wages and some workers would get this while refusing to pay union dues. Naturally, Governor Scott Walker is upset. Just remember, when America had strong unions, a worker earned enough to buy a house and sent his children to college. End unions and one rewards business to lower wages!

Republicans On Foreign Policy

We have now been treated to several months of Republican candidates pontificating on how they would handle foreign policy. Let me sum up their “ideas.”

1. Bomb whatever is moving. Who the hell knows how or why bombing guys who are hiding will result in their deaths.

2. Restore the American military to what it once was. The US military  budget is nearly $60o billion. That is greater than the next six nations. Oh, we have 12 Carrier groups and the Chinese navy has ONE old aircraft carrier.

3. Ted insists that he even knows where the Middle East is, but the only one that he surpasses in knowledge is Donald Trump.

4. Let’s build a wall on our southern border. I assume that is an example of foreign policy.

5. Let’s NOT build a wall on our northern border. Gee, do you think terrorists might figure out it is OK to get in by the northern border?

6. Be tough with China. Whatever that means.

7. Fuck NATO. Now that is a great example of foreign policy.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 854 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I await a Trump promise to nuke the entire Middle East and end the Islamic threat.

I spend hours attempting to identify SOME Republican who would make a good president–just a blank.

John Kasich tries so hard, so very hard to come across as someone who could lead something.

Ted Cruz  could easily  get a movie role as the evil guy in the flick.

Baseball, and finally SOMETHING that has a beginning and an end!

I await a Trump claim that he could hit the GREATEST home run in history.

We Americans can learn something from Europe and have a campaign season that runs a month.