Category Archives: Ron Paul

The Stopsky Law

We offer a new law to explain any discussion of American politics in which the name of Hillary Clinton or Bill Clinton appears.

1. Within a sentence the following words will appear: sex maniac, Monica Lewinsky

2. Within a sentence the following words will appear: Liar, Hillary, Benghazi.

3. Within a sentence the following words will appear: not trustworthy, can’t be trusted.

4. Within a sentence the following words will appear: women hate her, allowed Bill to fuck women.

5. Within a sentence the following will appear: serial sex maniac, hates America.

6. Within a sentence the following will appear: Goldman Sachs, Wall Street, speeches.

It is impossible for American media to just report what Hillary Clinton actually says or believes.

A Plane Crashed

This is definitely what we know for certain: An Egyptian plane crashed shortly before reaching the African mainland. So, now allow the “experts” to sort out what happened:

Donald Trump: ISIS is blowing up planes in the Middle East and Obama is in Vietnam!

Ted Cruz: If I was the one running for President, no ISIS would dare challenging a two pistol God fearing Texan who wore boots!

Bernie Sanders: You will note that not a single Wall Street banker was on the plane? Why?

Jeb Bush: Oh, for God’s sake, just leave me alone, plane, shmane, who cares anymore?

Megyn Kelly: I can confirm from very authoritative sources that Donald Trump had nothing to do with this plane crash. Oh, he DOES have such darling red hair!

Ben Carson: I would be more than willing to provide my opinion if you would just purchase some books of mine.

The Egyptian government: Hell, don’t look at us! We just fly the planes. No one can give a 100% guarantee that  a plane will land all the time.

Bernie’s Gamble With History

In the election of the year 2000, Ralph Nader decided that  he alone knew the truth. He entered his name in the race for president and the end result was that votes he obtained in the state of Florida enabled George Bush to become president. The end result of that Nader decision was the disastrous invasion of Iraq which played a key role in the current debacle of the Middle East.Untold thousands have died as a result of the Nader decision. A few million people have endured horrible lives as a result of the Nader decision. Naturally, to this day, Ralph Nader in all his smugness and sense of righteousness insists he was RIGHT.

Bernie Sanders is the current Ralph Nader. He is on a crusade that is heading toward disaster. A President Donald Trump will result  in further disaster in the Middle East and here in America. But, Bernie alone knows THE TRUTH. He is constantly damaging the reputation of Hillary Clinton in his quest to arouse young people to follow in his path toward disaster. The only ultimate “success” for Bernie Sanders is to go down in history as the 2016 Ralph Nader!!

Recep Is Angry At EU!

Over the past fifteen years Recep Erdogan has gone from being a mayor in Turkey to its prime minister and when that got boring, he decided to become President of Turkey. When he became prime minister there actually were newspapers and magazines that were legally allowed to write about the government without having  to clear things with Recep. His Justice and Development party now rules the nation. In an election held early in the year, this party fell to only receiving 39% of the vote. Well, if one is the Big Guy in a nation, he created a “threat” from Kurdish groups seeking to obtain their rights and transformed them into a terrorist group bent on taking over the nation. Two months ago his party gained over 40% of the vote.

The European Union led by German Chancellor Angela Merkel has reached out to Erodgan with a plan. The EU would give Turkey over $8 billion if they prevented Syrian immigrants to head for Europe. One condition of this agreement was that Erdogan would adhere of EU guidelines on freedom of the press. Turkey now has the most journalists in jail of any society in the world. Well, Recep is furious at this example of “colonialism” which seeks to take away his right to take away the freedom of Turks!

The Hillary File

If one reads the media or engages in any aspect of social media it is quite clear that millions of Americans believe that Hillary Clinton is:

A liar

Untrustworthy

Violates security laws

Engages in secret violations of the law regarding her income

Has a shady past

At present, she is  under investigation for security breaches since she sent emails that might have been illegal. As one who was once cleared for US Army Top Secret, and NATO Top Secret, the charges against her are a farce. At this moment, there are over TWO MILLION PEOPLE who are cleared for Top Secret. In other words, there is NO Top Secret that is Secret!

We have heard over and over, the word, BENGHAZI. As Secretary of State, Clinton was technically responsible for over 100 Embassy sites. In 1983, while Ronald Reagan was president, Hammas Islamic terrorists blew up a Marine barracks in Lebanon and killed 250 Marines. NOT A SINGLE DEMOCRAT IN CONGRESS BLAMED THE PRESIDENT OR ASKED FOR AN INVESTIGATION! If we adhere to Republican claims that the Secretary of State is responsible for every criminal act in or around an Embassy site, why not just arrest every Secretary of State?

As of this date, Hillary Clinton has NEVER been charged and convicted of any crime. The former Republican Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert, has now been convicted of molesting several children. For some reason, no Republican is blaming Mrs. Hastert as an “enabler.”

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the national debt from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Say one thing about Donald Trump, he sure is not a “Conservative” in his economic thinking.

I sure miss Ted Cruz discussing guns and immigrants.

Fire burns up an entire Canadian city and Americans just give the news a ho-hum reaction.

Some day someone will explain this thing called, the Kardashians.

I really miss Jon Stewart, Noah Trevor just is not another Stewart.

I wish Stephen Colbert was back with his original  comedy show.

Strange, but attacks upon Barack Obama are not that frequent these days.

 

 

“I Love Debt”

THE fundamental principle of the Republican party is that national debt is among the most horrible events in human history. For years, Republicans have been blasting President Obama for the ever increasing national debt. Of course, the debt doubled under the administration of George Bush, another enemy of national debt. Then again, the national debt doubled under the administration of St. Ronald Reagan. But, ask any Republican about the national debt, and the response will be any rise in the national debt is the first step on the road to hell.

So, where does Donald Trump stand on the issue of a national debt? “I love debt. First of all, you never have to default because you can print money.” That certainly makes economic sense. Just tell the Treasury to print a few more billion dollars and there goes the national debt. Oh well, this is Donald Trump expressing his views on economics.

Rodrigo, Filipino Donald!

We Americans are worried about Donald Trump becoming president of the USA, but what about the people of the Philippines? The candidate who probably will become the next president has made some promises:

He plans to kill thousands and thousands of  criminals–but, not one is from Mexico.

An Australian missionary was raped in his town. Rodrigo Détente was offended because she was “pretty” and the rapists never asked him to participate in the rape.

Rodrigo plans to rewrite the Constitution so the president can do whatever the hell he wants to do.

Oh, a few other of his plans: No loud Karoke music because people have to get a good night’s sleep.

No  one is allowed to get drunk because they have to go to work the next day.

Does Donald now seem OK?

Who Wants To Go To Heaven?

Once upon  a time, a few months ago, there was a teacher named Reince Priebus who had a class of 16 boys and one girl. One day, he told the students about the wonders of this wonderful place high up in the sky which is called, Republican Heaven. He asked how many of them wanted to go to  Heaven. A red haired boy named Donald shot his hand into the air and said: “Me, only Me, because I am the most intelligent in this class, and I know the most and when I get to heaven I’m going to build the largest, the biggest wall so that no one will ever again get in without an OK from me.”

Benny Carson said:”that’s OK with me as long as you buy the story of my life.”

Carly said: “Nobody, and I mean no guy is getting there before me. I’m the smartest in this whole  class of dumb bells.”

Little Marco said: “If I get to heaven will it mean that I will never again sweat so much?”

Jeb said: “Well, Donald, my big brother already got there and he said that I’m going to be the next one to get into Heaven, so there!”

Randy Paul said: “Heaven, schmeaven, who cares. Frankly, I really don’t want to go with Donald.”

Johnny Kasich said: “Can I get lots of food to eat in Heaven?”

Mikey Huckabee said: “I promise to pray for  all in this class to get to heaven. God almighty already said I’m going.”

Teddie said: “There is no way I’m going to heaven if Donald goes!”

What the rest said, no one cares about.

Donald Is The King!

There is no question that Donald Trump is now king of the hill. Imagine being loud mouth bully who has been yelling for the past seven months without uttering a single specific plan how to do anything, and winding up beating what goes for the cream of the Republican party? So, let the Donald man speak his mind.

“I beat the whole pack of losers, I am now the BOSS and when Donald Trump says he is the BOSS that means BOSS of the whole damn country. I love you  Hoosiers for giving me this victory. Heck, I even know that it is called a “hoop” not a “ring” like the immigrant from Canada says. I love everyone, and when I get through making America Great Again, we will be the Greatest Country in the whole fucking world.

Now, how do I make America Great Again? Easy, I just send our Navy over to China, fire a few shots, and they will shit in their pants. Then, we’ll get our jobs back again. Just imagine, great jobs making clothes, making things and everyone in America who wants a job making clothes will have one! And, that ISIS, once they know Donald Trump is in charge, they will shit in their pants and come begging me not to blast them to heaven or wherever they go.

And, the WALL, the biggest Wall since they built one in China.And, then we’ll load up the whole eleven million and send them back to Mexico. Think about it, eleven new Great Jobs for we Americans! Talk about being a job creator, in one moment, I just created eleven million new Great Jobs working as a nanny, picking fruit, or handling meat in meat packing places.

Don’t thank God, thank ME!