Welcome to the world of Donald Trump where reality is a another word for whatever Donald terms reality. This is a man who spent the past year and a half lying just about every day, and no one, particularly Hillary Clinton ever challenged the lies he told since she was too busy denouncing his personal behavior. So, today, Donald invented a new reality. He informed America that after talking with Ford executives, they have decided to keep their auto plant in Kentucky, and not move it to Mexico. Fantastic. Wonderful. Now, we know why we need Donald Trump as our president so he can keep jobs here at home. OH, it turned out that Ford months ago signed a contract with the UAW union which promised to retain the plant in Kentucky.
Trump runs and wins the race for president and the Chicago Cubs finally win the World Series. Chicago fans thank Donald Trump for the victory.
Not a single American soldier was wounded or killed in Afghanistan yesterday, thank you so much Donald Trump.
I have been informed by X, the representative of the planet Xul, that ALL aliens are departing from planet Earth. They have concluded there are no intelligent life forms on this planet. Thanks, Donald, for getting them to leave!
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As you recall or do not recall, Ben Carson was a candidate of the Republican party seeking the nomination for president. Mr. Carson’s name has been mentioned for positions in the Trump Cabinet, including Secretary of Education. He declined to accept any Cabinet position because “he did not consider himself qualified to be in charge of a Federal agency.” Let me get this straight, Ben Carson believed himself qualified to be president of the United States, but did not consider himself qualified to run a single government agency!
Ben, let me write very slowly, very slowly, but, believe it or not, if you had become president, that job entails running ALL FEDERAL AGENCIES! The real humor in this crazy Carson statement is that MILLIONS OF REPUBLICANS WANTED THIS IGNORANT MAN, THIS UNQUALIFIED MAN AS THIER PRESIDENT!!
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