Category Archives: Ron Paul

So, Who Killed John Kennedy?

Critics of Donald Trump may claim that he sometimes goes too far in his comments, but the Donald man really scored a hit when, after decades of conflict and turmoil as to who killed John F. Kennedy, we now–finally– know the answer. Donald demonstrated his brilliance by spotting a man in a picture who is with Lee Harvey Oswald and that man is none other than— THE FATHER OF TED CRUZ! As Donald notes: “his father was spotted with Lew Oswald. I mean what was he doing with Lee Harvey Oswald shortly before the shooting?”

OK, we now know the REAL killer was none other than Rafael Cruz. However, let me bring to the attention of Americans there was an Hispanic flying with Japanese aviators on December 7, 1941 and you just take ONE guess as to who that illegal Hispanic immigrant was!!

Carly Fiorina On God

We allow the woman from California who was fired by Hewlett Packard and lost a Senate race in California to explain why Ted Cruz should be the next president.

“I just love you wonderful, so wonderful people here in Indiana, I mean, you are just wonderful Hoosiers, and no other state in this great nation can say they are Hoosiers. I know God at this very moment is looking down from up high and thinking what a wonderful group of people are the Hoosiers of Indiana. As Ted said the  other day, who but you Hoosiers can put the basketball through the ring and score some points? Well, God is with us at this very moment, He so loves you Hoosiers because each and every one is behind the wonderful, beautiful, Ted Cruz who is God’s anointed son even though he might come from Canada.

I just love Ted, and Heidi and their two wonderful, darling daughters for whom I sing a lullaby each night. God loves those children, God loves, YES, God not only loves Ted, but He wants Ted to be the next president of this God loving nation! So,let’s now bow our heads and say a prayer for Ted, for Heidi,for the two sweet, lovely girls and let’s make them happy tonight. And, remember, a vote for Ted is a vote for God, and a vote for God is a blow against ISIS. So, join me in this one last prayer for God, oops, I meant,Ted!”

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85  year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

A great opener for the Republican convention is a good old fashioned food fight between Donald and Ted. John can be the referee.

I just do not believe ANY of the Founding Fathers would support any candidate today.

Heidi Cruz says Ted is an immigrant but she never said from which country.

My TV went dead on me, just another example of Chinese and Hispanics taking things from we God fearing Americans.

After listening to college graduates running for president, I am left wondering exactly what is being taught in college?

Do you ever wonder what John Kasich really thinks about anything?

How about substituting political conventions for a beauty pageant  and having candidates display their bodies? Makes a lot more sense than displaying their minds.

Let’s Play Cards

Donald Trump is sick and tried of the bitch from New York playing that woman card. He is angry because  this broad has stacked the deck so he cannot get a wining hand in the fame of women  Poker. So, we decided to present some card games that might interest Donald:

A game of Trump You which consists of Donald having all the cards and you  only get those he decides.

“Ace  in the Hole.” I get all the votes of those with Giant Pricks  and you get all those with small peckers.

He wants to play with a Royal Flush which consists of playing with a game of Poker with Jeb Bush and Rick Perry, guess who always loses?

Of course, Hillary wants to play the game of  who has the Women Card by pushing for higher pay for women, child care and paid maternity  leave.

Of course no one wants to play Poker with Ben Carson since he has the most difficult poker hand to decipher.

A popular game for Donald is throwing the deck of cards on the floor so Chris Christie can get on his knees and pick them up.

Carly And Ted

Ted Cruz is having some problems attracting women to his side. Why this is so is among the mysteries of this presidential campaign. Perhaps, just perhaps, it might stem from opposing equal pay for women, opposing child care, opposing, maternity leave or for mocking those who support such anti-female laws. In an effort to reach out to women, Ted has decided that when he  runs for president this fall, his running mate will be Carly Fiorina. You know, the woman who was fired by Hewlett Packard because she ran the company into debt.

Anyway, Carly has written a song which shows her fighting spirit for all Americans.

There once was a gal named Carly

Who liberals, she made sorry,

She was fiery and tough

One speech of hers was enough

So cast your ballot for nonsense

For publicly she displays ignorance

Which Is always her best response.

No Guns For Mentally Disabled?

There is a movement even among some in the NRA to deny the right for a gun to those with records of mental disability. Frankly, I believe this is now confirmation the NRA has been captured by liberals seeking to over turn the US Constitution. If people are to be denied their 2nd Amendment right, how about?

1. Those who want to have America go to war. If they really want a war they must volunteer to fight if they want the right to have a gun.

2. Any cop  who can’t hit a standing target by a shot to the leg. No gun!

3. Any and all convicted for at  least one for a  drug offense. No gun!

4. Hillary Clinton because she wants to take OUR guns from us!

5. Anyone who confesses they will vote for Donald Trump since this is clear evidence of a mental disability.

6. Bernie Sanders, since he does not know how to shoot straight on the issue of guns for all.

7. John Kasich since he is so busy balancing budgets he has no time for gun practice out on the range.

So, Where Do I Piss?

I do understand that in an era in which student debt has reached astronomical heights and people have a difficult time getting a good job,  for some strange reason only a few dedicated Americans have their eyes focused on the real issue that confronts America–where do people piss–and shit? Seriously, imagine if no one had an opportunity each day to piss and shit, how we would have one angry and disgruntled society.

In a South Carolina high school a transgender student who has been peeing in the boy’s toilet was informed that he had to use the girl’s restroom or that of the school nurse. Well, this young man  or woman or whoever returned to the boy’s restroom and now is on suspension. I assume this student has now learned the number one rule of school–behave stupidly if a teacher asks you to. And, remember that for many Americans the real issue is–pissing and shitting.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Republican slogan: Ignorance in the defense of freedom is a virtue.

There must be ONE intelligent mind in the Republican party.

I have no idea why this Beyonce is important or who the hell she is.

We need to give every baby a copy of the US Constitution at birth.

Oh, for a day of  silence in Syria.

Only in America do twenty million people get to decide what 200 million want.

I wonder what Dick Cheney is doing these days–then again, is he still alive?

Ted & John Or John & Ted

The Gold Dust twins have decided to form an alliance in order to get rid of the big bad wolf that is always knocking at their door. From now on their fighting agenda will be:

We can balance the  budget of Mexico so Hispanics won’t leave that country.

There is plenty of room in Flint, Michigan for any Hispanic who is thirsty.

Ted now agrees that John loves Jesus as much as he does.

They intend to show America that when Ted and John come together, ISIS will be heading for Iran or any place with their are no Christians.

If Donald can hump his daughter then so can Ted and John.

Ted and John can run faster than the Trump who has sort of  gotten plump.

Ted and John intend to challenge Donald to a praying match as to who can first make contact with the Big Guy up in the sky unless the Big Guy has come to Earth and has the name of Donald Trump.

If John and Ted are the best alternatives to Donald Trump then I want Dick Cheney!

The New Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders has decided to slightly change some of his behavior.

1. From now on Bernie will  not be shouting like someone from Brooklyn, more like someone from the Bronx.

2. Bernie will reduce his attacks on Wall Street to only “Wall.”

3. Bernie will spend one day each week as a member of a hedge fund.

4. Bernie will reduce his comments to Hillary to one millionaire at a time.

5. Bernie will promise to teach a college course –for free– to each person seeking a college degree.

6. Bernie will personally pay off at least one dollar of student debt for each person with student debt.

7. Bernie will promise to lead only ONE revolution per day.

8. From now on Hillary gets one hug a week from Bernie.

9. If elected Bernie promises all American troops will leave Brooklyn.

10. Bernie promises to go on Social Security  to prove how one can live on Social Security.