Category Archives: Ron Paul

What’s New In Republican Politics?

In order to speed up the process of this primary season which will last for over a year before we begin the event known as an election, we thought if might be interesting to offer a preview of what Republicans will be discussing during the coming months

1. Hillary Clinton is a closet lesbian. But, don’t get us wrong, some of our best friends are lesbians.

2. Bill Clinton is the secret lover of George Clooney.

3. At this very moment a giant tunnel is being constructed under the Pacific Ocean to transport Chinese soldiers in their invasion of America.

4. ISIS is behind the government of Iran.

5. Lower taxes, reduce the money coming into the government and raise military expenditures by $150 billion.

6. If elected, Senator Rand Paul will personally lead American troops into battle in Iran. His chief of staff will be Liam Neeson.

7. We need to repeal Obamacare and provide health insurance to those without. Just be patient, we will soon explain our plan.

8. Once Republicans are in control of the federal government the drought will end in California.

9. Unleash Wall Street and economic prosperity will rise for those earning $7.25 an hour, their wages will rise dramatically to $7.75 cents an hour.

10. Jesus will finally return knowing he will be greeted by the Koch brothers.

In Defense Of Conservatives

There is no doubt that the modern civil rights movement should be about the plight of those who are millionaires. Hardly a day goes by without one story after another that describes these wonderful people as some form of evil force. It is the wealthy who created this nation. It is the wealthy who have made sure we have a Congress which works twenty-four hours a day in defense of freedom for the American people. If Martin Luther King was alive today, he would be speaking in defense of the oppressed white people of this nation. After all, who were the people who wiped out the Indians and allowed all this land to be open to all white folks? All we ever hear, day and night is this story or that story about some black gangster kid who wanted to kill whites and Why? The answer is simple, because white is not only beautiful, but more intelligent.

OK, so you may call me a racist. But,someone has to stand up for the oppressed in this nation. Think about it, when was the last public outburst of anger because a white kid was shot by police? OK, so maybe,just maybe white kids do not get shot. The answer is simple, white kids run faster and further than black kids. Have you ever seen President Obama hug a wealthy white guy? How come he only hugs little black kids? Perhaps, it is time for Ted Cruz to lead the fight for white equality in this nation. It is time to return the presidency to white folks.

This article was funded by the Koch Brothers as part of their campaign to restore whiteness to its natural leadership position in America!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer examples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Cat Killer CAn’t Be Jailed”

Unless it is provided with a daily allotment of milk?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Tax Cuts For The People”

In America, that means for homeless millionaires

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Sex-Ed Homework”

And, you are expected to do some hands-on activities.

Norway, Norway Post: “Steal Man’s Semen”

Does it enter the back or front?

Russia, Moscow Times: “Friendly Prison”

A place where you can listen to tapes of Putin explaining the world?

Republican Tough Guys!

These days listening to Republicans boast about their desire for war against evil Iran, one wonders why it is that so many of these tough guys have never served in the US Army? Marco Rubio, who would not know the front end of a bazooka, quoted the words of “General: Liam Neeson, who is a movie actor and has never fired a single shot against anyone other than a blank bullet aimed at another actor. Marco the Brave wants t he world to know that when it comes to Iran, “we will find you,and we will kill you!” Wow, those are strong words of bravery. According to Scott Walker, “we need a commander-in-chief who will call it what it is, and that is radical extremism. We need a president who will affirm that Israel is an ally and start acting like it.”

OK, so here is the Obama record:

1. President Obama provided Israel with its Dome program that destroys at least 90% of missiles aimed at Israel.

2. Under the Obama administration the state of Israel with its seven million people receives more military aid than any other nation in the world!

3. President Obama authorized the dispatch of an additional TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND MARINES TO AFGHANISTAN

Marco, Liam Neeson is an actor. He has absolutely not experience fighting real people. If you really want to get ISIS, just join the US army or go to Iraq and join their army and actually FIGHT BAD GUYS!

Jeb Believes In God

It has now been confirmed that Jeb Bush does believe there is a God up in the sky. He addressed students at Liberty University, a college whose science department teaches students the Earth suddenly appeared about ten thousand years ago because God had nothing to do that day and decided, what the heck, let life begin on this deserted planet. I am certain that in history courses they teach that the Flintstone family was the first human family that believed in God. I was taught some nonsense about Adam and Eve, but now understand those people were really the Flintstones. Jeb put on his best religious hat and spoke about THAT idea which any God fearing Christian knows must be halted–gay marriage!

Hw called ion every person who is “in favor of religious freedom.. to take an aggressive stand against it.” The IT is laws that compel merchants to sell their wares to those who are lesbians or gay. “Somebody here is being small minded and intolerant, and it sure isn’t those nuns,minsters and laymen who only ask to live and practice their faith.” I gotcha, Jeb. Time to return to the Bible. I assume that means let’s get back to the good old days of slavery. Or, how about asking God to strike down each and every Iranian child?

Jeb is always on the side of whatever will get him a vote!

By the way, Jeb, did anyone tell you that Muslim clerics agree one hundred percent with your ideas concerning gays and lesbians. Perhaps, Jeb is a closet Muslim!

North Korea And Iran

I do understand that members of the Republican party seek to force Iran to halt its nuclear program. After all, the only reason for having atomic bombs is to wipe out the innocent and ever loyal land of Israel. Republicans do admit that as of this moment, the nation of Iran does not possess any atomic weapons, but according to Bibi Netanyahu, the driving force in Iran is to send their non-exzistant atomic bombs headed to Israel. Of course, Israel DOES POSSESS EIGHTY ATOMIC BOMBS, but we all know that peace and non-war are fundamental to the governments of Israel.

I do get confused about the Republican concern about atomic bombs. There is a nation which does have atomic weapons, including missiles which can be fired from submarines, but Republicans have absolutely NO interest in such nations. Kim Jong-un, head of North Korea, has repeatedly boasted that his nation is building atomic weapons and recently made clear they now have in their possession atomic weapons which might reach the shores of America. So, who is the nation feared by Republicans?

Iran which does not have a single atomic weapon and has agreed to UN inspection!

Is there any member of the Republican party who has a single intelligent idea about foreign policy?

Oh Them Tunnels

Candidates for the Republican Party do agree on one issue_- the United States government is constructing tunnels under Walmart stores which will allow soldiers in our armed forces to head straight for the state capital of Texas and overthrow their government. This is an interesting idea. I have pondered this idea for several days because there is one minor item that Ted Cruz and other candidates have failed to explain to this person. I admit that while in college any course that involved the study of mathematics sort of escaped my attention. So., let me get this straight:

1. The US army has sent construction crews into tunnels.

2. These men are using massive bulldozers in order to built these tunnels.

3. I assume there is need to move massive amounts of dirt in order to construct a tunnel.

4. So, Ted, could you please explain to me what happens to all the dirt? Where does it go?

The only logical idea that has entered my mind is the dirt is thrown into the air. This may explain the drought conditions in the state of Texas. Or, perhaps, it explains the drought in California!

On the other hand, how about a Day or Prayer to God to take the dirt to heaven.

Truth About Jade Helm 15!

Fortunately for those who read these words, I am the only person on this planet who knows the real story about Jade Helm 15. I do realize Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz and other Republicans have questioned the reason for this military exercise by I know what is behind this so-called military experience. Following is my discussion with Gor Xul, the secret agent for Xullians currently on planet Earth:

M: So, tell me, Gor, what about this Jade Helm 15?

G: Fred, as you know Jade Helm is the name of our beloved leader on Xul.

M: Nope, did not know that.

G: Our master, Jade Helm 15 has decided that it is time to cease fooling around on this strange planet and take over.

M: Do you mean that Marco and Ted and Republicans are right that this exercise means the end of Texas as a free nation?

G: We decided that it was time to aid you backward life forms and put an end to the monstrosity known as the state of Texas.

M: So, you don’t like Texans?

G: I doubt there is any intelligent life form in the universe who regards Texans as intelligent life forms.

M: So, what exactly is Jade Helm 15?

G: We have located a deserted planet in the universe and will transport one and all Texans to it. There they can shoot one another until they are all gone from the universe.

M: So, where does President Obama fit into this story?

G: Oh, you mean Jade Helm 3, our representative on planet Earth. Sorry Fred, he was NOT born in Africa!

So, Who Do We Spy On Today?

As I recall, about six years ago the candidate for the Democratic Party seeking to be elected president repeatedly promised that he would create a new environment in Washington D.C. that he termed to be transparency. I assume that he meant it was time to end nonsense surveillance and allow Americans a taste of freedom to speak with one another. Alas, that was then, and now is now. Along the way, our beloved National Security Agency spied on our allies in Germany, in Brazil, in France and just about every place else. The German national security agency is known as the BND. Let me explain what happened:

The NSA was spying on German sources.

The BND was working with the NSA and unknown to them while they cooperated with the NSA, the NSA was spying on them.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel, our key ally did not know the NSA was spying on her.

The BND did not know the NSA who they were aiding were also spying on their Chancellor.

Oh, the USA and Germany in 2002 signed an agreement about not spying on one another.

Such is the “transparency” that President Obama carried out.

And, this man taught Constitutional law!!

Conservatives Triumph And Conservatives Lose!

This is a story about two Conservative parties and two liberal parties. In England, the Labor party was crushed by Conservatives led by Prime Minister David Cameron. Most polls predicted that Labor and the Conservatives would both secure about 270 seats in Parliament. Cameron has imposed a bitter austerity package upon the British people and made it difficult for young people to even attend college. But, he and the majority of media outlets have been boasting for years that merry England is on the way to recovery. David Miliband, leader of the Labor Party is, most probably, the most inept speaker to run for the position of Prime Minister. He never made clear why Labor should be elected. And, in Scotland the Scottish National Party simply swept to victory gaining over 50 seats. The election was a Conservative victory and a liberal defeat.

Meanwhile in Alberta Province in Canda, Conservatives went from having 51 seats to eleven while the New Democratic Party went from 4 seats to 53 seats and assumed power. They had a program which attracted voters. So, what is the lesson for Hillary Clinton?

Identify FIVE KEY IDEAS AND REPEAT THEM OVER AND OVER! For example”

1. Interest rates on all college loans will be need.

2. The nation needs a minimum wage of $15 an hour.

3. We must rebuild our infrastructure and create hundreds of thousands of jobs.

4. We must create a path to citizenship.

5. We must work through diplomatics sources to assist Muslim nations to defeat terrorism.

Keep it simple, keep it clear and Conservatives will not win.