There is one certainty in life, allow a day or so of silence in the Republican war for a nominee to become president and Donald Trump will capture the headline. Donald is concerned the will of the American people will be thwarted by THE ESTABLISHMENT! And, when Donald speaks about THE ESTABLISHMENT, he is referring to those member of the Republican Party who are scared shit that he will represent the party of Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt as their candidate for president.
In case those evil people do anything to halt his march, “I think you’d have riots. I’m representing a tremendous many, many, of people. I think that would be an absolute disaster.” Most probably Donald is absolutely correct, HE will become the nominee of the Republican party. The only disaster confronting America is if he won the election.
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I do understand that Donald Trump is a world class business man so he might be interested in a new insurance plan that would bring him millions–in cash, that is. Here are some features of the Trump Audience Insurance Plan:
1. As you enter a Trump rally, please fill out the form which ensures that if you punch someone in the face, your insurance plan covers all legal costs.
2. We also offer a special at each rally, if Donald Trump points to you and says, “take care of that bastard,” you win the $50,000 punch award!
3. We offer a family special insurance plan that covers any costs arising from any member of your family accidentally discharging a weapon that wounds or kills someone in the audience. A special feature of the plan is that you receive an additional $50,000 if the victim is holding a Bernie Sanders sign.
4. We also offer a free entry to each and every person in the LARGEST SHOUT FOR DONALD CONTEST. Winners receive an introductory lecture from a distinguished member of Trump University.
5. We also sell bottled TRUMP BOTTLED WATER which contains hot air ingredients that were taken from a real speech from Donald Trump!
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