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Let Me Shit In Peace

In many respects President Vladimir Putin is the Donald Trump of Russia, o one can say that Donald Trump is the Vladimir Putin of America. One must give credit to Putin for developing a police force that is constantly on the look for suspected Muslim terrorists. The other day in Moscow, Alisa Koschelleca,felt a bit sick in the train station so she went to the toilet.These days in Moscow, the police keep track of  how long one is in the toilet to shit.There is no doubt that when it comes to spotting Islamic terrorists in restrooms, Russian police lead the world.

Alisa was arrested for spending too much time on the toilet seat. She was brought to police headquarters and interrogated for three hours. I assume they checked her ass for explosives. Perhaps, this is a lesson for America. We need a shit force to check on suspicious activities in toilets. Perhaps, some woman or man is planning to blow up  a train station with a shit bomb!

Now, is America needs a shit detector,who better than Donald who nonstop shits on everyone at anytime.

Uncle Tom On Trump

Every so often on CNN there is some black dude, whether it be Ben Carson or some other distinguished looking black guy, but there pitch is that Donald Trump is the black man’s hero. So, I asked Uncle Tom to explain:

“Donald Trump is the only white guy in America, or white gal, for that matter who can create jobs in black neighborhoods. Look at his record: he personally created thousands and thousands of jobs in the private sector so it is simply a matter of time before he creates millions and millions of jobs. Let me cite an example, I was talking with Margaret Jones who works in a Trump hotel.Donald Trump has promised to raise all wages of maids at least TWENTY FIVE CENTS an hour! Do the math. $7.25 an hour, she soon will be making $7.50 an hour! Has Hillary Clinton raised wages for maids one single cent!

I know the liberal media spreads false stories that black folks do not like Donald Trump. Who would you rather have as president, a guy who creates thousands, no, millions of jobs, of some white gal who is crooked and a liar? Let me prove my point. The other day, I met Donald, and he did NOT ask me to carry his bag! He saw my suit, he saw my black face, and he made certain that I was the first person escorted out of the hotel!

Let me point out that Donald will get rid of those Hispanics. This means we black folks can now get high paying jobs picking fruit or being a nanny! God, I love that man, and, in conclusion, let me note that Donald has always welcomed Michael Jordan as guest in his hotels. Has Hillary Clinton done that  for any famous black athlete?”

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Donald Trump would win any election on use of hands during a speech.

Why does Donald continue to point his hands down in making a point?

Jeb Bush son supports Trump in order to win an election in Texas. Another example of how the Bush family will sell soul to win an election.

Democrats this election simply provide ads from Republicans on why Trump is unfit to become president.

Frankly, I await ISIS bombs to aid the Trump drive for president.

Trump supporters on CNN panels always refer to him as “Mr. Trump,” never as Donald. Why?

Donald has taken out babies, what next, dogs?

 

 

GOP Analysts Declare Donald Unfit

A group of about  55 Republican foreign policy experts signed a letter that states Donald Trump is not temperamentally fit to become president of the nation. They were more focused upon his temperament,his inability to discuss issues with experts,listen to advice, balance conflicting  proposals, and reach a conclusion. Naturally, Trump supporters argued these so called “experts”were the ones who got us into the Iraq War, so why listen to their advice about anything? Of course, these “experts” ranged from those who served Ronald Reagan to George H.W. Bush to George Bush.

They have identified a key issue in this election–the temperament of the President. During the Cuba Missile crisis of 1962,the world was very, very close to a  nuclear war that could have ended civilization as we know it. President Kennedy spent two days listening to the ideas of members of the military, foreign policy experts,before he reached a decision to avoid nuclear conflict with the Soviet Union. Every single action of his plan was carefully designed, members of the military were told they could NOT fire any weapon without the consent of the president.

There is absolutely no way that Donald Trump could have handled the Cuba Missile Crisis. I believe Hillary Clinton would have listened, obtained multiple plans,and work to avoid military conflict. Her experience has trained her mind to think in this manner.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

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I wonder why Don Rumsfeld is  silent about his party’s nominee?

Short sure is great when engaged in gymnastics.

I spend my nights thinking about which Cabinet position, Ivanka will fill.

If only Hillary would just say, “I was wrong,” the topic of emails would disappear.

These days Mitt Romney comes across a great statesman.

God, would I welcome one HONEST comment from Paul Ryan!

John Boehner sleeps peacefully these nights.

It apparently is OK for men to hug and kiss in the Olympics.

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Chris Christie said he was upset about the Khan issue, he must have realized Donald will not win.

Donald Trump is the only man in American history to earn a Purple Heart for making money.

I expect a Trump Cabinet consisting of Trump children.

Hillary should learn the art of an apology.

I await a Trump rally in which all his Muslim friends cheer him on.

If John McCain loses his primary, expect an explosion of anger against Trump.

Only in a Trump campaign is the Republican candidate attacking Republicans,  not Democrats.

Turns out Melania is an illegal immigrant, send her to Mexico!

I await Donald citing his grandson as Secretary of Education, after all he knows about schools.

Strange silence from Donald’s other wives, wonder why?

I  wonder what Ted Cruz is thinking these days.

I still think Donald made a mistake in not having Ben Carson as his running mate, a white-black  ticket would  have been powerful.

 

Donald On Cabinet

Many mock Donald Trump for failure to conduct himself in a presidential manner. He was asked by Angela Davis as to who he would place in his Cabinet. Donald responded: “There are so many different ones  to choose. I can tell you everybody would say, ‘place Ivanka in it. Put Ivanka in it. You know that!” I assume there are other noteworthy people  he is considering:

Sarah Palin: Who else but Sarah could be the Secretary of the Interior than a fast shooting person who loves the outdoors?

There is always Chris Christie as Attorney General, he has experience dealing with the law.

Anyone of the Kardashians can handle the job of Secretary of Commerce, they know a lot about making money.

Newt Gingrich could be Secretary of Education, he knows a lot about how to marry women and educate children.

Donald Trump Jr. can handle the job of Secretary of State, he knows how to negotiate with dad.

Rudy Giuliani is perfect for Secretary of Defense, he already saved America after 9/11.

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

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Why is it that Republicans who never served in the armed forces are now the super patriots?

Donald Trump wants to punch out guys, but during the Vietnam war, he sure did not want to punch out any Communist Viet Cong guys.

Saudi Arabia, our  ally, chops off heads, but we never say a word about those executions.

Clint Eastwood is a Hollywood  tough guy, but never fought anyone in war time.

The Internet created these non-stop emails about donating money, but none that donate money to you.

It is Friday, so who did Donald insult today?

The concept of an “apology” is  no longer used in the modern political world.

Football has returned, and so have our dreams of Super Bowls.

Flight Of Republicans

Just about every day one Republican or another declares their inability to support the candidacy of Donald Trump. Meg Whitman, the Republican candidate for governor in California and executive at Hewlett Packard said she would not only refuse to support Trump, but would vote for Hillary Clinton. Republican Congressman Adam Kinzinger served with the armed forces in Iraq,, and made clear: Donald Trump for me is beginning to cross a lot of red lines of the unforgettable in politics. ”

He can no longer support a candidate who “throws put all Republican principles. I am an American before I am a Republican.” I wonder when John McCain will utter such words of patriotism since we know he IS a patriot!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

The real issue in America is whether Rudy  Giuliani or Donald Trump has the biggest ego?

I still await the Bush family announcing it will vote for Hillary Clinton.

To obtain a Purple Heart requires: one is in the Armed forces, one is in a combat zone, and one is wounded. For some reason, Florida is not a combat zone.

Donald Trump has gone from ignorance to stupidity.

Hillary Clinton should simply say, “I made a mistake.”

Some Sanders supporters would vote for Hitler because he is simply “another one of those politicians.”

The real problem in America is not Donald Trump, it is those who want him to be president.

One must admit that Donald Trump is loved by his children.