Category Archives: Rudy Giuliani

Chris Christie On Bravery

As Chris Christie wanders the roads of New Hampshire in quest of votes he is now selling the line that it was he, not Rudy Giuliani who saved New York City in the dark days of 9/11. His story goes something like this:

“I was there on 9/11. I saw the towers coming down and I was furious. I was determined to wipe out those terrorists with my own hands. My best friend, Mike, or maybe it was Phil or whoever, was murdered by those Muslim terrorists and I swore vengeance. I talked with his widow and little children and promised that if I ever became president, those killers would all be killed. My mother died of cancer about this time, she was killed by this terrorist cancer and I promised revenge, and I will get revenge on those murderers.
So, if you want someone who knows all about terrorists, someone who is ready and willing and able to destroy terrorists, just cast your vote for Chris Christie.
Remember I may be slightly overweight but this weight gives me strength to single-handedly wipe out terrorism just as I wiped out terror on the George Washington Bridge!”

Rudy Giuliani On Republicans, ISIS And Wetbacks

My name is Rudy Giuliani and I am the only Republican with a proven record of beating up terrorists. In case you forgot, I single-handedly wiped out the Muslim terrorists after 9/11 happened. I walked the streets of New York City,I strode into the stock market and after I rang the bell so people could at least make some money out of tragedy. I am the ONLY Republican who knows how to talk tough,never fight anyone unless they are people on relief and make a fortune out of pretending to be a hero.

So, here’s the deal,ISIS, I promise not to come to Syria and wipe you guys off the face of the Earth,and you guys promise to accept my invitation to become members of the New York City Police Department and walk the streets of New York in safety.Think about the offer, safety,security,and an opportunity to get into my security business and make gobs of money.

ISIS,join the Giuliani business empire and make some loot and–even get some good girls to make life enjoyable. My friends, I promise to help each and everyone a millionaire without doing any work!!

OH,I even promise you guys to meet some red hot Italian girls–talk about Heaven!

John Kasich At Debate

There were moments at this debate when I wondered how this guy John Kasich got stuck with these weirdos Not that John is a fountain of knowledge or wisdom,but he does understand that if you abolish the IRS then one does have a minor problem collecting money for the government. Then again, the group on the stage wants to get rid of any and all government agencies.I was wondering if they wanted to end the Post Office or the FBI or the Treasury or the Education Department and so forth. Kasich describes the tax plans of Trump or Carson or Cruz as utter nonsense. AS a governor of a state he had to use tax money to keep the place going.

John wants everyone to know and he repeats this time after time–I am the only one who actually balanced a budget, I am the only one who served on congressional committees and actually understood something about budgets and how to conduct government. I am certain that anyone with actual experience has no place on this platform of ignorance.

Rand Paul In Debate

Rand Paul stands at the end of the group in more ways than physically. He is completely the opposite of others on the stage. Actually, Rand Paul is the only traditional conservative in the crowd. He opposes any military effort in the Middle East, he points out in a very quiet voice that if one does what Carly desires and creates a “No Fly” are in Syria, that means some Russian planes might get shot down. Has anyone informed Carly that Russia has in its possession a few hundred atomic bombs. Rand understands the consequence of doing something in the name of being tough that ends up destroying the world.

Rand is against regulations.Then again, so is every Republican on the stage against “regulations.” Listening to him and the others blast any and all regulations leads one to wonder would they allow regulations in sport activities? Rand mumbled something about returning power to the states. I hate to inform this group but we once did that–the Articles of Confederation–which worked exactly as Republicans desire –no federal government and power to the states.

The result of this fiasco was the Constitutional Convention which created a strong federal government.

Carly Fiorina At Debate

Carly Fiorina is on a crusade to “rebuild the American military” and use this powerful force to make certain that Vladimir Putin knows who can wipe out whom. She wants to destroy the Caliphate in Iraq and Syria and she willing to send in the boys from America to do the job. Gee, Carly, as I recall we sent in a hundred thousand into Iraq, had four thousand die and over thirty thousand wounded and it didn’t do one bit of good. She mumbled something about getting back the land we had in Iraq, but for the life of me, I don’t recall we ever had any land in Iraq. But, it is clear that she is ready to wipe out Caliphate.

I remain confused concerning her desire to “rebuild the American military.” The current count is the US Navy has TWELVE CARRIER GROUPS–that means a fews aircraft carriers accompanied by destroyers and other ships. At this moment, China has ONE AIRCRAFT carrier–they bought it from another nation. So, Carly, exactly who is the US Navy going to fight on the high seas?–North Korea or Andorra?

Bibi Feels OK?

Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is currently in Washington D.C. visiting his arch enemy, Barack Obama and for the very briefest of moments, the man from Jerusalem is not upset. At the heart of this conflict between the Israel leader and the American leader is the reality that no intelligent American president can allow another nation to determine its foreign policy. Netanyahu has met with Republican leaders, he has made clear during an election in the United States that he would prefer the election of a Republican. From the perspective of Netanyahu this is normal behavior, but from the perspective of ANY American politician, this is a blatant interference in the political life of the United States.

The guiding principle of American foreign policy is that our leaders are motivated by the interests of the United States. America seeks to end conflict in the Middle East and that requires the cooperation of ALL nations, including Iran. As long as any Israel leader refuses to negotiate in good faith, there can not be peace in the region. As far as Israel is concerned, there is one basic fact. Unless there is a two-nation conclusion, by 2030 the Jewish people will be a MINORITY within their own nation. That is a piece of reality.

Wither Bernie?

Bernie Sanders is a Socialist, I’m a Socialist. Bernie Sanders wants to do something about income inequality, so do I. Bernie Sanders believes ALL Lives Matter, so do I. So,what is the future of this nice guy?

1. If nominated, he would lose a presidential election. White haired, Socialist, loud booming voice, for guns, decent guy who should know better than to waste his time seeking the presidency.

2. His task at this point is to get young people angry about American society and ready to head off Republican victory.

3. His task is to shove Hillary Clinton further and further into fighting Wall Street and income inequality.

4. His task is to provide young voters with the image of a man who will not be bought off. This alone ensures more will vote in the next election.

5. His task is to die so that Hillary Clinton can live to triumph.

U. Of Missouri Students Take Stand

These days I tend to get confused as to who are the bad or the good guys in life. Athletes on the University Of Missouri football team are taking a stand for something. Exactly what they are protesting is somewhat vague. “The athletes of color on the University of Missouri football team believe injustice Anywhere is a threat to Justice Everywhere. We will no longer participate in football related action until President Tim Wolfe resigns or removed due to his negligence towards marginalized student experiences.”

As one who distrusts most college presidents because they rip off gobs of money without stimulating critical thinking, I’m all for getting rid of an incompetent college president. But, as of this moment,these athletes have yet to explain what exactly is “negligence” of “marginalized students.” What in God’s name is a “marginalized student?” The protesters claim to represent athletes of “color.” Last time I checked, “white” is a color. No specifics, no acts other than there are examples on the campus of derogatory statements about black skinned people. If we fired every boss because someone insulted a black person, there would not be a boss left anywhere.

Transgender Rights?

The issue of transgender rights was dealt a blow in Houston when a majority voted against laws that would ensure those who classified themselves as -transgender enjoy equal economic and social rights. Here in the Chicago area there is a controversy over the refusal of a school district to allow a transgender person who calls herself a female to have equal access to the girl’s locker room. The district is willing to allow the girl–who still retains her penis– to use the girl’s locker room but be separated by a curtain.

We agree with the school district. The girl still has male genitals and that is not what is expected in a girl’s locker room. After she has the penis removed and has the anatomy of a female, welcome to the girl’s locker room.


We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


I expect that at any moment,Rudy Giuliani will enter the presidential election. After all, he single-handedly saved America in 2001.

I so wish to give Ben Carson a simple quiz on American history.

Not in his wildest nightmares did Donald think he would be behind Carson in a poll.

Dick Cheney is eligible to become president. I would so love to see him on the stage of clowns.

I bet Carly is on a strict diet. She looks so trim.

I wonder if Donald Trump can have his wife run for vice president with him.

Jeb Bush has become the poor man’s Bush in hand.