Category Archives: Rudy Giuliani

Gee Adl Is Upset

The Anti-Defmation League has operated in life with one guiding principle –whatever that Israel does  one must find some, any, reason to defend the action. To do other is simply to play into the hands of anti-Semites. The ADL is very sensitive about anti-Semites since, we all know, that most European nations hate Jews and one must defend Israel. Of course, there is Israel and there are Jews, they are not synonymous.

Well, finally, the ADL decided enough was enough.  They have now identified Israel conservative leader, Bentzi Gopstein as a  bigot, first  order.  The man’s Facebook contains hateful comments about Muslims, about the Palestinian government and, to throw in one other group, the man hates gays and lesbians. But, let’s not forget that Bentzi is a friend of Prime Minister Netanyahu, who is never wrong for many Jews. Anyway, at least the ADL has come out against one bigot. A step forward.

Send Them To Jail With Baby

Finally, finally; we have a governor who is willing to stand up to those damn women who want to have a baby and then decide they don’t want to have a baby. Nikki Haley has signed into law a bill that makes it a crime to  obtain an abortion after the pregnancy has reached  twenty weeks. The bill is termed an attempt to prevent the fetus from undergoing pain and discomfort. Of course, there is no evidence that the fetus could feel pain until the third trimester. Another facet of this bill to protect women is there are NO exceptions, even for rape or incest.

What I find confusing is somewhere in my life I was taught that it requires both a man and a woman to create a baby. But, for some reason, NO one ever refers to the guy who did the impregnation. If Republicans are do determined to  prevent women from having an abortion, how about some laws that make it a crime to impregnate a woman who does not want to have a baby??

True Story Of Vince Foster

On July 20, 1993, shortly after the Clinton regime grabbed power in Washington D.C. a man was found shot to death next to a cannon in Washington D.C. The man’s name was Vice Foster, an alleged childhood friend of Bill Clinton. Naturally the Clinton gang immediately claimed the death was a suicide. However, this reporter intends to present the TRUE story of this –MURDER!

Fact One: The day previously, Vice Foster was seen secretly exiting the office of Hillary Clinton. Why the SECRET departure?

Fact Two: It is now well known that Hillary Clinton was having a secret affair with a well-known red headed New York businessman.

Fact Three: It is now established that Vince Foster saw Hillary and her red headed lover in a restaurant on 22nd street. Hillary caught a glimpse of Vince as he tried to quickly depart.

Fact Four: Vice Foster was a happy man, a man with a good job, and, allegedly, in the midst of this happiness, this nice, decent man suddenly decided to kill himself!!

Fact Five: The only question is WHO ordered the murder of Vince Foster? Was is liar, liar, Hillary, or Bill-trying-to-untangle-his-love=affairs? Or, was it the mysterious red headed man?

Thank God America now has a Blunt Speaking Bull-Shit candidate who wants to get to the bottom of this MURDER!

Finally, The Court Speaks For Black Rights!

Anyone who has the faintest knowledge of American history knows there has been a consistent pattern for over 150 years of denying  black skinned people equal rights to a fair trial. The pattern is simple, just make certain that if a black skinned man is on trial for anything, particularly when the alleged crime involves white skinned people, that the jury is all white. The Supreme Court in a  7-1 vote declared the trial of  Timothy Tyan Foster was unconstitutional. There was considerable evidence the prosecution had noted during jury selection that any potential juror who was black would not be allowed to sit on the jury.

Justice John Roberts declared: “The focus on race in the prosecution’s file  plainly demonstrates a concerted effort to  keep black prospective jurors off the jury.” Oh, the only negative vote,naturally, came from the only black justice, and who else but Clarence Thomas was in the negative. He has a black body and a white mind that denies equal rights to black Americans.!

Donald Is For ME!

One continues to read how millions of Americans believe that Donald Trump understands ME, that Donald Trump is for ME, and when he is elected president then finally we will have a president who does things for ME. Oh, and, Donald Trump will make America GREAT AGAIN. When pressed for details as to how he will accomplish these things, people make clear they know he will do these things because he is NOT like those other politicians. If further pressed these folks say that Donald will BRING BACK HIGH PAYING JOBS from those foreign nations that have taken those away from us.

I can assume those “high paying good jobs” are found in factories that produce clothes and machine made products. Let’s assume the following about those “high paying jobs in Mexico:”

1. The average wage in Mexican automobile factories is about $8 an hour.

2. So, we double the wage when the same product is made in America to $16 an hour. That comes to: $640 a week and $2560  a month. Take out for housing and utilities and that means one has about $1200 a month for all other expenses. Yes, indeed, Donald has made America Great Again!

Oh, I won’t get into how he will “wipe out ISIS”– by repeatedly saying it, I assume.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Has ANY person seeking the presidential nomination ever read a history of America??They are completely oblivious as to what happened in the past.

Is it true that Donald Trump is a secret Muslim? Just wanted to begin an interesting rumor.

I wonder how many young people who adore Bernie Sanders will vote in state elections in 2018?

The worse insult to direct at any politician seeking the presidency is to charge the  person has EXPERIENCE!

A man just got a penis transplant, I wonder who is the woman who will boast she was impregnated by the first transplanted penis?

This generation of Americans is a fantastic market for con men. They will buy anything, just shout!

I spend my nights worrying what Marco Rubio will do to make money.

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human experience from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

These days Mitt Romney comes across as presidential.

Then again, these days we miss  the administration of George Bush.

There is a raging fever in the body of the Republican party.

I was most shocked when Rand Paul came out for Trump. I thought he had moral  principles.

Somewhere in this promised land the sun shines bright upon happy Americans. Just don’t know where or why?

Not a word from Donald Trump about student debt–why?

Ah, poor Adolf, you just were born too early and in Germany.

If you want to help American Muslims, then register and VOTE!

 

 

Joe Saves Arizona!

Joe Arpaio is the man who single-handedly has saved the state of Arizona from he rapists and murderers who  swarm over the border and rampage through the streets of Phoenix. Of course if you wish to know who  is “America’s toughest Sheriff” just ask Joe. Of course, if you ask Donald Trump he will be glad to make clear that if elected president, Joe is the guy who will be in charge of our border to the south. Of course, one of those “liberal judges” who the immigrant from Kenya appointed, has a different view. According to Judge Jack Murray, Joe has “demonstrated a persistent disregard for the orders of this court.”

Joe is accused of racially profiling Hispanics and sending them to jail for the crime of being an Hispanic. Let’s be fair to Joe. For each Hispanic he sends to jail, there is one fewer rapists out there raping to their heart’s content. Just imagine how many Hispanics will wind up in prison once President Trump takes power?

Oh, I await Joe taking on the Islamic terrorists who want to swarm over our southern border.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

As ye sow, so shall ye reap, vote for Donald and get the results you do not want.

Republicans will rally around anyone who is not Hillary. Adolf is really not a completely bad guy.

Social media is usually not so social.

Schools have become a giant testing center for memorizing trivia.

I wonder what Washington, Lincoln and Jefferson think about their creation these days up in Heaven?

Strange how fear of ISIS has shifted to another fear.

Social media creates “truth” by simply repeating lies.

Bernie has to organize his folks to go on and on into the fall.

In my youth many years ago, we admired scientists since they knew more than we did. Times have changed.

These days people boast about their ignorance as a sign of intelligence!

I so wish Elizabeth Warren had sought the presidency.

 

 

 

 

Who Wants To Go To Heaven?

Once upon  a time, a few months ago, there was a teacher named Reince Priebus who had a class of 16 boys and one girl. One day, he told the students about the wonders of this wonderful place high up in the sky which is called, Republican Heaven. He asked how many of them wanted to go to  Heaven. A red haired boy named Donald shot his hand into the air and said: “Me, only Me, because I am the most intelligent in this class, and I know the most and when I get to heaven I’m going to build the largest, the biggest wall so that no one will ever again get in without an OK from me.”

Benny Carson said:”that’s OK with me as long as you buy the story of my life.”

Carly said: “Nobody, and I mean no guy is getting there before me. I’m the smartest in this whole  class of dumb bells.”

Little Marco said: “If I get to heaven will it mean that I will never again sweat so much?”

Jeb said: “Well, Donald, my big brother already got there and he said that I’m going to be the next one to get into Heaven, so there!”

Randy Paul said: “Heaven, schmeaven, who cares. Frankly, I really don’t want to go with Donald.”

Johnny Kasich said: “Can I get lots of food to eat in Heaven?”

Mikey Huckabee said: “I promise to pray for  all in this class to get to heaven. God almighty already said I’m going.”

Teddie said: “There is no way I’m going to heaven if Donald goes!”

What the rest said, no one cares about.