Category Archives: Rudy Giuliani

The Real Donald Trump

Democrats spent the entire Tuesday night boasting about the wonderful Hillary Clinton. Bill presented a story of the rise to power of his hard working, caring, loving wife who devoted her entire life serving the needs of children. In fairness, we will present a warm and loving tale of Donald Trump.

Donald was born in the wilderness of Queens to a mother and father.

Donald lived in a  nice big house which meant he was deprived of being able to boast of birth in a log cabin out west.

Donald was compelled by his tyrannical father to assist him as he made the rounds getting rent from old ladies and widows. Donald was forced to witness them crying and sobbing. This left an indelible mark on Donald, who has never cried or sobbed.

Unlike, most Americans, Donald was forced to attend a private military school which left him lonely for mom, dad, and his brother and sister.

Donald was thrust into life with ONLY  one million dollars! How many young boys or girls are forced to confront such  a hard beginning of life?

Well, Donald learned the hard way how to stiff people by not paying his bills, and   making clear to workers, if they wanted their pay, sue!

Oh,the gorgeous women who wanted to fuck him, the horror of always having to perform and ejaculate! There is no question this left him with serious problems since Donald had to over and over again fuck women to prove his manhood!

You will note that none of this horrendous events were confronted by one Hillary Clinton!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from the mind of a 25 year old trapped in an 85 year old body

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Some Sanders supporters are crying, and would prefer Trump in power because he is not Hillary Clinton. Great logic.

Sanders supporters should not forget what Ralph Nader did- disruption of the world, and death of millions.

Trump victory means Chris Christie is Attorney General!!

Michelle Obama was not only delightful, but powerful!

Cory Booker has a good message, but he has to lower the voice to get it across.

Al Franken proves we need more professional comedians in Congress rather than the clowns who try being funny–without realizing they are!

Elizabeth Warren must make Donald livid with anger, she hits him in the penis.

I am so tired of, “Lets Make America Great Again.” For God’s sake we have among the best economies in the world, and, the lowest taxes!

A Warren-Trump debate would reduce the pretend tough guy to tears of frustration.

Donald has never banged away for America such as fighting in Vietnam, just bangs away with models.

Elect Me! I Will Solve ALL Problems!!

I have pondered this issue for many months,and reluctantly, very reluctantly, decided that my country needs me. So, I am going to run for president. So, what are my qualifications?

I, alone, without any help from anyone, will wipe out ISIS for once and all. Once ISIS leaders realize they are up against a nice Jewish boy from the south Bronx, they will surrender.

I, promise free college education for each and every person in America. Details are funding for t his project, will follow shortly.

I promise to end ALL terrorist attacks in Europe, in America, in Turkey, and any other country that now endures these terrorist attacks. I have already contacted Superman and have his cooperation.

Want a good paying job for at least $55,000, just vote for the Bronx kid.

I promise to end violence against cops, and  violence by cops against people. All it takes is some warm hugs and plenty of guns and ammunition for one and all.

Want to go back to mining coal? I promise to erect coal sites in every American city,  and anyone can go to the pile and get all the coal they want.

Apology, I do not have blond daughters or any junior to give a speech in my favor. However, I have read all Trump speeches and understand one must promise the moon, and deliver frozen Neptune.

P.S. To all Chicago folks, I promise the Cubs will win the World Series this year!

P.P.S. To all New York Knick fans, I promise the Knicks will win the NBA title!

Oh, I promise to appoint Ted Cruz to head a study on reducing the output of garbage in America.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Dick Cheney is for Trump, what better reason to vote for Hillary?

I assume the Trump children are auditioning to run for public office.

Donald missed a career as a salesman pitching medicine that cures all ills.

In fairness to Donald, he definitely believes America is a white nation, and he loves it.

At least Ted Cruz has the balls to refuse licking boots.

Some day Chris Christie is actually going to spend some time in New Jersey, the state of which he is governor. At this moment, all road construction has ceased in the state–no allocation of money.

Sorry, I  apologize to Chris, it is all the fault of Hillary for halt in road construction.

Description of the audience– a sea of white faces.

Gee, these days I really miss the happy administration of George Bush.

According to Donald, it is midnight in an America enduring storms and hurricanes.

More Republicans On Donald

The most fascinating aspect of the Trump run for the president is how many Republicans are running in the opposite direction. No Bush attended the convention, no John Kasich, no John McCain, hell, no Sarah Palin. Jim Camp, a noted Republican strategist offered a compelling reason why so many Republicans are not in Cleveland.

“Donald Trump is a narcissistic,, self-centered, miserable example  of a human being. Trump is going to be accepting the nomination tonight, and I don’t want to spend  one day in the party with him as its head.”

There is no prior example in the Republican party of so many of its leaders refusing to attend a convention to select a candidate. Of course, Ted Cruz wound up being booed of the stage when he refused to support Trump for the simple reason, “I’m not a servile lap dog.” Gee, I wonder who he was referring to?

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from the mind of a 25 year old man trapped in the body of an 85 year old man.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

No one, and I mean, no one, can out shout the anger of Rudy Giuliani!

Well, at least Ted Cruz got booed by Republicans, who else can match those boos at the convention?

Among the mysteries of my life is–which books has Ben Carson ever read?

Ultimate mystery of our time–can Donald come across as presidential?

I heard from Donald’s wife, his two sons, his daughter, but for some reason, not a word from his cook. Wonder why?

Just think, we now have to await the presidential run of Donald junior.

The crowd at the convention could easily have been the crowd at some ISIS beheading.

 

Courts Prevent Denial Of Voting

One must admit the Republican party is great at creating a scenario of violation of laws when no such crimes ever happened. Among the great myths propagated by the Republican party is that elections are being stolen due to people registering to vote who are not valid American citizens. Over a hundred million people voted in the 2012 election, and there were reports of voter fraud in about 200 cases. There is no record of any election in which voter fraud led to the victory of the minority candidate.

Federal judges in Wisconsin and Texas have struck down state requirements that a voter produce a state issued identify card. Many elderly people cease driving a car which means they no longer have a driving license. Then, again, millions of people do NOT own cars. I  have been voting since 1952, in New York, in Missouri, in California and in Illinois, no one asked me for an ID. The voter ID laws are simply a trick to deny poor people the  right to vote. Thank God we have intelligent judges to protect our right to vote.

Rudy Giuliani–Voice Of Strength

Today, we offer the words of those at the Republican convention who had the power, the right, the intelligence, the voice of America, and why this great nation should elect Donald Trump. We give you former Mayor Of New York City, the one and invincible Rudy Giuliani.

“Im here to speak for the American people, and why they do not want continuation of an African Socialist model of government. Who am I? I’m the man single-handedly saved the city of New York from Muslim terrorists. Without me, the toll of dead would have risen to thousands upon thousands. I’m the  man who ran into those crumbling building, dashed up the stairs, and single handedly saved dozens of firemen and innocent people.

Oh, why am I speaking at the Republican convention? To tell you the truth, this convention would be more certain of producing a winning candidate if they only selected the man who single-handedly saved the city of New York. OH, Donald, I really like the red headed guy, he is wonderful contributor to campaigns of real Americans, that, in itself, is reason why I completely support his candidacy.

Enough of the red headed guy, now, about me, I’m a freaking hero, millions love me, and I urge those millions to vote for the guy who did NOT save New York from Muslim terrorists!

John Kass On Its Great To Be Nuts

Most days of the week, I begin my reading for the day by glancing through the Chicago Tribune in order to discover that columnist John Kass has surpassed his previous nonsense with just incredible nonsense. Mr. Kass is upset at President Obama for failing  until the Baton Rouge killings to finally defend our  wonderful cops. “He didn’t use the deaths–as he has in the  past– to politic for gun control or give wind to the anti-police grievances of the Black Lives Matter movement. This time the president offered a warning to Americans to tone down the rhetoric.”

Let me get this straight. Gun violence arises from anyone being able in this country to get a gun. So, the solution is to cease any and all campaigns against possession of guns! I assume, according to  the Kass logic, if we do nothing to prevent reducing ownership of guns,this will result in the end of gun violence! You have to understand those seeking to reduce access to weapons of destruction are really the ones who are responsible for people having access to high powered weapons! These politically correct characters are the real cause of gun violence.

I hate to inform this politically nonsense writer that MOST POLICE DEPARTMENTS SUPPORT REDUCING EASY ACCESS TO HIGH POWERED WEAPONS. WHY? Because you idiot, THEY are the ones who get killed!!

No Conversations –Action!

Once again another American shooting tragedy and leaders in both parties urge the need for conversations which result in people of all backgrounds coming together as friends. In other words, the apparent problem is that somehow white and black people in this nation are not communicating with one another. President Obama urged the need to “bridge the gap” between people of color. Inherent in this argument is that problems we confront in this nation between those with black skins and those with white skins would cease and desist if only we went out and had a cup of coffee with one another.

1. Most members of police forces are hard working decent people.

2. Yes, there are black criminals who actually spend their days and nights shooting  other blacks.

3. There ARE BAD COPS. They shoot quick and for no reason.

4. How about placing on trial for murder the next cop who shoots without reason? THAT ACTION WILL GO A LONG WAY TO ENDING DEMONSTRATIONS.