Category Archives: Rudy Giuliani

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

It’s Tuesday, another Trump immigration plan!

How about sending blacks back to Africa and creating  high paying jobs for white people?

Colin Kaepernick made his “statement”and prejudice ended in America.

There are statements, and there is action.

I do miss Rand Paul’s biting remarks, whatever happened to him?

God should allow us to turn in old bodies for a new one.

I so miss at age 85 running against the wind.

Donald Trump runs for the presidency, and the KKK is back in the news.

Do you ever get the feeling, God has taken a vacation from this planet?

Shoot To Kill In Philippines

The new  president of the Philippines, one Rodrigo Duterte is  combination of Rudy Giuliani, Don Rumsfeld and Donald Trump all rolled into one. He is bombastic, he wants to kill people, and he has absolutely no respect for law and order  even while boasting that he is restoring law and order. Since he assumed the presidency, over 1,900 people have been killed. About 700 were killed by actions of the police or soldiers, but the other 1200 have been murdered by vigilante mobs.

But, the president is just warming up. “Double your effort, triple your effort. We will not stop until the last drug lord, the last financier”has been put to death. Can’t you just hear President Donald Trump uttering these words? One person decides who is right or who is wrong, and one person is prosecutor, judge, jury,and the judge imposing a sentence. Welcome to Trump America!

Weiner Displays His Weiner–AGAIN!

I am a nice Jewish boy born of nice Jewish parents, but when it comes to Anthony Weiner, there is absolutely no way that I can match his presence on  the public scene. Then again, no one cane match the thing sticking out  of his pants, it  is continually growing and growing, not only in size, but in importance. Four years ago he was forced to resign his seat in Congress when pictures appeared on the Internet of him displaying the thing in his pants for all to see. Then, in the midst of a run for Mayor, the THING once again burst forth in all its glory for all to see.

His incredibly patient and loving wife, Human Abedin, finally said enough is enough. The latest shots show him displaying the THING while holding his little boy!Frankly, his wife deserves the Nobel Prize for love and affection to a sick, sick, man. I salute this woman whose love surpasses anything that I could show. This jerk of a man had incredible love, but  the only thing he really loved was the THING.

Trump To Offer Immigration Plan

It is now August 29, and Donald Trump is once again going to offer an immigration plan. He has a few small problems. Donald has been spouting immigration plans for over a year to joyous acclaim from his followers. He has promised to wipe out the hordes of rapists, the millions of lazy illegal immigrants whose only goal in life is depriving God fearing native born whites from opportunities to work picking fruit and being nannies.

So, what can we expect? Most probably, something like this:

1. I am going to build a Wall. A Great Wall to keep out illegals.

2. There will be some doors in this Great Wall.

3. All I want is for ELEVEN MILLION illegal immigrants to walk through those doors and return to Mexico.

4. After they reach Mexico, the eleven million can apply to return to America as legal immigrants.

5. Naturally, we  don’t want any rapists and drug dealers in our nation.

6. So, if you are not a rapist, if you are not  drug dealer, if you are a nice person, we will be happy to inform you that we do not accept anymore immigrants.

I trust this clears up my immigration policy.

Colin Kaepernick Statement

For those who do not know, Colin Kaepernick is a quarterback who plays with the San Francisco football team. He has decided to make an important statement. Colin will not stand for the national anthem. I assume it is a statement against American racism, and to prove his point,,Colin will remain seated.

The assumption of Colin Kaekpernick is that everything in the present or  past of American history is related to racism and bigotry. However, Martin Luther King or fighters for human rights such  as Elizabeth Gurley Flynn or Emma Goldman or Rosa Parks somehow  do not belong in the American past or present. Mr. Kaepernick falls into the racist trap of assuming that only whites, and they naturally were all bigots, represent the story of America. By the way, Colin, of the 5,000 who were lynched in America, 1,000 were not black skinned.

I would be more impressed with Colin if he promised to give  up football until after the November election and devote all of his time to registering voters and getting them to the polls. Of course, this would mean no millions for Mr. Kaepernick.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25y year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Today is Saturday, so which new Hispanic plan will be unveiled by  the Donald man?

I am confused. Donald wants ELEVEN MILLION PEOPLE  to head back to Mexico, and he then wants the eleven million to return. But, he doesn’t want Hispanics to enter the country. Yes, I am confused, but so is Donald.

Hate roams the fields of America–with fury.

I think Hillary  and Bill wish  they had never created the Foundation.

Then again, I think Hillary wishes they had never invented the computer.

Emails, Foundations, Hispanics leaving or entering the country,  hate someone today,when will candidates get around to discussing minor issues  such as education or specifically  HOW jobs will be created!

Trump henchmen and henchmen on CNN constantly interrupt speakers. Like supporters like Trump.

Somehow, Americans are simply not interested in the fact that millions are dying or lost in Syria.

Why are there not programs aimed at Christians to educate them not to blast away with their weapons of destruction?

Some days when it rains I think it is simply God crying at what he did when  he gave life on this planet.

Is Carly Fiorina still alive and screeching?

 

 

Watching CNN Is Fun

These days I watch at least two hours each night of CNN in order to witness the verbal gymnastics of Trump supporters. I confess, after listening to their weird  defense of Donald, one loses track as to who they are or what they actually are saying. Last night two Trump supporters were defending building a Great Wall, and they are certain it will be the Greatest Wall since the Wall of China. A commentator pointed out that there are two National Parks which would have to witness a Wall being built right through them. He also noted the difficult geographic features of the area.

The response was hilarious. It was clear these two ignorant men had no knowledge there were National Parks in the region, when asked about geographic problems,they responded: “If we can get a man on the moon,we certainly can build a Great Wall to keep out Mexican drugs dealers and rapists. There is one certainty about watching Trump apologists on TV, they lack knowledge about what he just said that day. All too often, they are trapped in his comments of the day before which now have been supplanted by another Trump outburst.

The Body Part Of Texas Are Upon You

There is a famous song known to all inhabitants of Texas, it begins with the line, “The eyes of Texas are upon you.” But, these days students at the University of Texas have changed the meaning of the song. Most students  and faculty members are furious with a new Texas  law that allows any student to enter a classroom, the lunchroom, the office of a professor, the library, heck the student dorm armed to the teeth. As a former college professor, the thought that an angry student upset at his grade could enter my office armed with a gun borders on madness.

University of Texas students decided to fight back. They now carry a toy penis and shout: “Cock But Not Glocks.” They have been informed that carrying a toy penis is not permitted. As students now argue: “We have crazy laws here but this is  far too crazy, that anyone can’t bring a diko, but you can buy a gun.”

All I can say is: “Cock And Load”

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

If everybody in America is Great according to Donald, how come the US is not  A Great Nation?

Not a single Republican seeking office expresses a single word about the needs poor people.

Republicans insist the US paid “ransom” to Iran. This is the first time in history when the group seeking ransom wanted the other guys to pay them their own money in ransom.

So now, according to Republicans, Hillary is mentally unstable. Difficult to believe when a mentally unstable person charges others with being mentally unstable.

I wonder if in France one must take off the towel when in a steam bath to protect French values?

After a speech by Donald Trump I’m ready to listen with sympathy to Ryan Lochte. Ryan has such a soothing voice.

So Donald is going to get “95%” of  the black American vote. Sounds reasonable since Obama only got 93%.

There is one characteristic of Trump that is familiar to this New Yorker, he can’t utter a sentence without waving his arms.

I feel suddenly lost, no Olympic contests to watch, only men and women shouting about how we must vote.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Have Republicans considered Dick Cheney as their substitute for Trump?

It is Wednesday, Donald is for welcoming Mexican rapists, just for today.

Crime is at its lowest level in history, but Americans insist it is rising!

No one ever went broke selling lies to Americans.

It is Wednesday afternoon, Donald just loves Muslims to death.

Rudy Giuliani is a tired, balding angry man who MUST be in the limelight or he goes wild with fury.

Melania Trump is furious some charge her with being an ‘escort’ for men, but what does  she call her ‘marriage’ to Trump?

Say, whatever happened to Ivanka, no pictures of dad holding her close?

If elected president, Donald Trump would fill his Cabinet with members of his family.

No theologian will ever be able to justify to me using children as suicide bombers.