Former Vice President Dick Cheney continues traveling the nation spouting his claims the invasion of Iraq was justified because Iraq possessed WMD and it had links to Osama bin Laden. When asked why the WMD have not yet been uncovered, Dick emphasizes just because they have not yet been found, that doesn’t mean they never […]

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Following are jobs that certain people should never take.
Mitt Romney: Cast member of Jon Stewart show.
Oprah: Director of Ms. American pageant.
President of Harvard: Principal of a high school in Harlem.
Ron Paul: Move On Coordinator
Osama bin Laden: Cantor in Orthodox Jewish synagogue.
Kobe Bryant: Coach of New […]

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Following are comments thought but never expressed:
Member Minutemen America Defense: Show me in the 2nd Amendment where it says I can’t shoot defenseless immigrants!!
GOP Chairman Steele: We are the party of morality. Please get the spelling correct. That is– immorality.
Michael Jackson: I think I’m dead. It’s hard to tell.
Farrah Facett: […]

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Each day we offer a selection of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Doctor Accused Of Sex With Patient”
This is termed hands-on healing.
Sweden, The Local: “Inmates Commit Crimes Using Prison Phones”
I believe prison phones are for the exclusive use of […]

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Rudy Giuliani, “America’s Mayor” has not ceased since 9/11 spouting his rhetoric of BS in order to rake in money. At a recent Motivational speech, the former New York mayor, told an audience “if you want to be a leader and you want to communicate with people, you have to love people.” The politician who […]

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We offer the views of a 78 year old man about the state of humanity.
There is a minister who encourages his flock to come to church with guns. I never knew Jesus Christ was a member of the NRA.
A requirement for getting into Hell is spending a summer in St. Louis.
There is always a hesitancy […]

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At a hastily called press conference by the Angel Gabriel, two former Republican stalwarts announced to the shocked members of the media they were resigning from the Republican Party. Mr. Abraham Lincoln said he was shocked at the failure of current day Republicans to stand for moral principles and termed their current leaders as devoid […]

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Following are jobs that would be wonderful for certain people.
South African President Jacob Zuma: Shower attendant in house of prostitution.
Tony Blair: Pope Tony I.
Miley Cyrus: Star in silent films.
Don Rumsfeld: Stand up comic.
Judge Judy: Mediator of Middle East Conflict. Choose anyone.
Bagel Shop Owner: […]

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Following are comments thought but never spoken.
Joe Biden: “Great, I got through the month without shooting off my mouth.
George Tiller: Yes, I’m dead. Isn’t it ironic that those who believe in the sanctity of life murder in the name of God and life?
Bill Clinton: I bet within a year Barack Obama […]

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Each day we offer a selection of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
China Daily: “Kim Song Il Puts Son As Head Of Spy Agency”
To spy on him or the government?
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Shoe Shine Boys Face More Jail Time”
I guess the prison […]

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