Category Archives: Rudy Giuliani

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I think Republicans need Rudy Giuliani to save America just as he single-handedly did on 9/11.

Cruz and Fiorina– a match made in heaven!

In all honesty, Bernie left Brooklyn but Brooklyn never left Bernie.

Donald prefers being Donald to presidential.

A miracle that will never occur is a day of peace in Syria.

Republicans never explain what “Making America Great Again” means,great in which respect?

It becomes increasingly clear the only purpose of Republican primaries is to  help some folks sell their books.

At age 85, I somehow missed the meaning or purpose of the Kardashian age.

These days I have come to conclude that Hell is being forced to sit before a TV set listening to the Republican debates for ETERNITY!

My great regret this year is that Elizabeth Warren did not seek the presidency.

Republican Congresswoman Marsha Blackburn has identified the greatest threat confronting America– the Government wants to regulate our ceiling fans!

First they came for our health care, then they came for our light bulbs, then they came for our ceiling fans, and next, no doubt, is regulation of our toilet seats!!

Speak Right Or Jail

At age 85 I was raised in an America in which one out of four people was an immigrant or the child of an immigrant. It was natural for us to speak another language other than English. So, I knew Yiddish which enabled me to talk with a German. During World War II, many American soldiers could speak Italian while fighting in Italy or German in German. This really helped. But, these days anyone who speaks in a language other than English or Spanish can get into  trouble.

Daljeet Singh was on a  bus  going through the great state of Texas when a passenger heard him speak. Naturally, this made him a terrorist, and naturally this meant he was some sort of “Arab.”  He went off to jail before it became clear that he was simply a person from Asia.

By the way, does Ted Cruz speak Canadian?

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the  human condition from a  25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Republicans have a romance with stupidity.

Carly Fiorina was fired as head of Hewlett Packard, who else would Ted seek to be his running mate?

I await with hope that Republicans will finally turn to Sarah Palin. After all, she sure can shoot straight.

Ah, for a President of the USA who regards women as bimbos!

Of course, in fairness to Donald, a bimbo IS seeking the Democratic nomination.

There are moments when I believe we Americans have a rendevous with disaster.

I wonder what Ben Carson is doing these days–cutting up bodies?

Only In Oklahoma!

During the past thirty years we Americans have witnessed the emergence of people who inhabit the southern climes of our nation who apparently view the world through a different lens than that of normal humans on this planet. In a UNANIMOUS decision of the Oklahoma State Criminal Appeals Court, justices ruled that teen age girl who was drunk was NOT raped when the boy had oral sex with her. This  girl was with a boy who got her completely drunk and her alcohol level was .34.

The boy claimed that she had consented to sex while dead drunk and the justices agreed that since she had consented, regardless of being unconscious, the it did not fall under the category of rape. Ah, to be in Oklahoma, where the winds sweep across its plains and boys rape girls who are unconscious and dead drunk!

No Guns For Mentally Disabled?

There is a movement even among some in the NRA to deny the right for a gun to those with records of mental disability. Frankly, I believe this is now confirmation the NRA has been captured by liberals seeking to over turn the US Constitution. If people are to be denied their 2nd Amendment right, how about?

1. Those who want to have America go to war. If they really want a war they must volunteer to fight if they want the right to have a gun.

2. Any cop  who can’t hit a standing target by a shot to the leg. No gun!

3. Any and all convicted for at  least one for a  drug offense. No gun!

4. Hillary Clinton because she wants to take OUR guns from us!

5. Anyone who confesses they will vote for Donald Trump since this is clear evidence of a mental disability.

6. Bernie Sanders, since he does not know how to shoot straight on the issue of guns for all.

7. John Kasich since he is so busy balancing budgets he has no time for gun practice out on the range.

Hillary Vs Donald

Each passing primary day makes clearer and clearer that Hillary Clinton will be facing one another this fall. So, how should Hillary handle the raving mouth?

1.Refust to take his bait and argue over personalities.

2. If he says, Benghazi, respond with the story of 240 US Marines killed by Muslim terrorists in Lebanon when Reagan was president and pose to Donald: “Mr.Trump, do you believe we need a committee to indict the dead president. After all, it happened on his watch?

3. Play ads which simply replay his comments about women.

4. Never, ever, raise your voice when with him. Let him do the shouting.

5. Discuss the millions of jobs created by exports.

6. Every so often just stare with contempt when you gaze at him.

7. Demand that he specify exactly which jobs are coming back from China.

8. Repeatedly note the fact that more Hispanics leave America than enter it.

9. Demand that he outline the specifics of his Middle East foreign policy.

Wh Owns The eWest?

There is one consistent pattern to ideas presented byRepublicans about the history of America–it is apparent that reading about the past is now allowed if one is a member of the Republican Party. Ammon Bundy who led the seizure of federal land in Oregon when he along with his buddies took over a Federal area  reserved for the protection of wild life, now insists there is a new interpretation of American history. He claims the US Constitution “never meant western land belonged to the federal government since the purposes for the federal government were among things, defense, trade, and to settle disputes between states.”

As I recall it was Republican President Theodore Roosevelt who began the concept of National Parks. Ammon, the idea  of National Parks came from the REPUBLICAN PARTY! The Federal government in 1786, since it owned land in what was then the Northwest Territory set aside land for colleges. And, so on and so on… Read a fucking history boo!k

UP The Rebel Flag

One hundred and fifty years ago soldiers of the Confederate States of America surrendered to the  Union Army and the Civil War concluded. Few Americans realize that more soldiers died in that war than ALL the other wars in which America fought. It was a bloody war  in which over 500,000 men died and hundreds of thousands were wounded. It has  been over for these 150 years  but there still remain thousands in  the South who are proud of their “heritage.” Let me remind them that over 2,00,000 Germans died in World War II but only a handful of Germans today are “Proud” of THAT heritage.

Another fight broke out at the Stony Park in South Carolina when blacks got on buses and paid for their fare with pennies so the entire  highway was blocked and no one could get to Stony Park and participate in another “heritage” ceremony. Reality: there are NO sons and daughters of Confederate soldiers. Reality: there are no sons and daughters of those who were slaves. If one wants to remember their Rebel heritage get a history book and read it. Every month I read at least one book dealing with the Civil War and life goes on.

How About A Palestine?

It has now become part of the Republican mantra that anyone seeking the presidency must get on his knees, lick the boots of Sheldon Adelson and promise never,k ever to mention the word, Palestine. Israel Prime Minister inhabits his own special area of the Twilight zone where there is a nation called, Israel, which covers the entire planet and all who are Jews own every part of the planet. For Bibi Netanyahu under no condition can anyone who claims to be a friend of Israel support the idea of an independent Palestine.

Recent polls in Palestine reveal that over 67% of young people believe that stabbing an Israel Jew is in accordance with the Koran. Who are these young people? They have virtually no prospect for  decent job. They must go through one check point after another to get anywhere. They can be arrested for whatever the Israel police claims is evidence of “terrorism.” Yes, many want to commit some form of violence. That is the norm for people without hope. If Israel wants to end stabbing the first step is to agree on the establishment of an independent state of Palestine.

The details of how to reach such an agreement will take time. But, step one must be an official statement from the Israel government that it accepts this concept.

Ted & John Or John & Ted

The Gold Dust twins have decided to form an alliance in order to get rid of the big bad wolf that is always knocking at their door. From now on their fighting agenda will be:

We can balance the  budget of Mexico so Hispanics won’t leave that country.

There is plenty of room in Flint, Michigan for any Hispanic who is thirsty.

Ted now agrees that John loves Jesus as much as he does.

They intend to show America that when Ted and John come together, ISIS will be heading for Iran or any place with their are no Christians.

If Donald can hump his daughter then so can Ted and John.

Ted and John can run faster than the Trump who has sort of  gotten plump.

Ted and John intend to challenge Donald to a praying match as to who can first make contact with the Big Guy up in the sky unless the Big Guy has come to Earth and has the name of Donald Trump.

If John and Ted are the best alternatives to Donald Trump then I want Dick Cheney!