Category Archives: Rudy Giuliani

Magic Number Is 16!

It is now official –there are fifteen men and one woman seeking to become president. So, the new magic number for Republicans is: SIXTEEN!

Sixteen blind people stumbling through the maze of political ideas.

Sixteen people who believe they are an expert on foreign policy, domestic policy, policy towards Uganda, and a few other nations they could locate on a map.

Sixteen mouths fuming with anger and hate.

Sixteen people engaged in the contest as to who can shout the loudest.

Sixteen people seeking to outdo the other in expressing hatred of Barack Obama.

Fifteen people seeking out shout Donald Trump.

Sixteen people who could not pass a test on American history.

Solution: Why can’t all sixteen be on the ballot?

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

American Jews now believe Mike Huckabee is an expert on foreign policy!

American Jews now believe Ted Cruz is an expert on foreign policy!

American Jews now believe Rick Perry is an expert on foreign policy!

For seventy years US Presidents negotiated with evil doers!

Where are American rabbis who once fought for peace?

Iran has never invaded a single nation in the Middle East.

Kerry Talks Blunt Reality!

Secretary of State John Kerry offered Congress a trip into the world of reality, not the world of nonsense in which they live.

“If Congress rejects this, Iran will go back to enrichment, the Ayatollah will not come back to the table. I don’t know how I go out to another country if that happens and say you ought to negotiate with us cause they will say, ‘well, you have 535 secretaries of state in the US. We don’t know who we are negotiating with.”

If the deal is rejected, then Iran will go back to enriching and seeking to make an atomic bomb. At that point, this is what will occur:

1. The US will bomb Iran.

2. Hezbollah in Lebanon will send off its THIRTY THOUSAND MISSILES. The Dome, built with money from Obama, will knock out 90% of the missiles. This means about 1500 missiles will hit Israel and cause thousands of deaths.

3. Suicide bombers will make life horrible for Israelis.

THAT IS REALITY!

Republicans On Iran

Members of the Republican party are very upset because Barack Obama has negotiated with some very, very bad people. Where did this guy get the idea that America should engage in discussions and negotiations with evil leaders? Heck, Representative Ed Royce made clear that when the US negotiates with evil doers, “Iran grows stronger, and we will be weaker to respond.”

1. As I recall, Richard Nixon reached out to Communist China, a nation that had killed over 20,000 American soldiers. Look what happened when Nixon helped China become a great industrial nation!

2. As I recall, St. Ronald Reagan, the great tough president, negotiated nuclear agreements with Russian leader, Mikhail Gorbachev and no Republicans accused him of betraying America, let alone Israel.

3. From the beginning of the Cold War in 1946 until its end in the 1990s, EVERY American president negotiated with Communists who proclaimed their desire to end capitalism!

4. In the real world, not the world of Republicans, nations negotiate with one another.

Sexual Moves The Cosby Way

There is no doubt that Bill Cosby was, and most probably is, a great comedian. Not only is her a comic, but he has refined the manner in which men and women interact to ensure the needs and aspirations of women are fulfilled. He made clear that he is an expert, extraordinaire when it comes to making a move on a female. “I think that I’m a pretty decent reader of people and their emotions in romantic sexual things or whatever you call them.” In other words when he spikes a drink for a female, he just knows this dame is simply dying to be doped up in order to enjoy sex with him.

Of course, the expression, “doped up” can be interpreted in many ways. Let me explain the Cosby move:

1. If she looks directly at you, there is only one response you can make–jump on her and blast away.

2. If she sighs, what other reason could there be but her expression of the desire to have you in her?

3. Let’s face it, Bill Cosby is a man for all time when it comes to drugging and humping women!

Jews For Jerks!

I was raised in an era when Jews were in the front line fighting for social justice and seeking to end hatred and war. But, today, we have Republican Jews who are ready to support any damn idiot who claims to be a Republican. After Mike Huckabee, the man who opposes rights for black, Hispanics, Asians, lesbians and gays, is now on the top list of idiots that Jews in Iowa are ready to support. We American Jews have come a long way from the Rabbis who marched with Martin Luther King or supported the liberal ideas of Franklin Roosevelt.

Will Rogers, chair of the Polk County, Iowa Republican party has made clear that Republican Jews he encounters are pleased with the cray comments of Mike Huckabee who claimed that President Obama was ready to send Jews “to the door of the ovens.” Another Holocaust, and those will not be carried out by Adolf Hitler, but by Adolf Obama.

What the hell has happened to Jews in America??

Great News On Terrorist Front

I understand there are doubters who refuse to believe that we are winning the war against terrorism. Just remember, that George Bush took out and watched die the evil leader of world terrorist–one,Saddam Hussein. Notice how the world became safer and more stable once the evil leader of terrorism was no more. Then along came Barack Obama who promised to carry out the George Bush promise that we would take out all the leaders of terrorism in the Middle East. And, he did so take out Osama bin Laden. And, note how the world has become more calm and terrorists seek some place where they could find refuge.

Well, Great News, our drone masters have taken out Mashbin al Fadhi. I am certain you will feel much safe knowing this evil doer can no longer do evil doing. Pentagon: “his death will degrade and disrupt ongoing external operations.”

Safety at last!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Republican candidates engage in pissing contests as to which one loves Israel the most.

A modern miracle– ONE INTELLIGENT SUGGESTION AS TO THE ALTERNATIVE TO NEGOTIATIONS WITH IRAN.

I continue hoping that Sarah Palin will return from hunting and hunt for the presidency.

I’m for Elizabeth Warren for president.

Ted Cruz is the modern version of Joe McCarthy.

I suggest that Ben Carson return to the hospital and do something he knows about-cut up people.

How about a presidential campaign without a Bush or Clinton?

Ever “Endangered” Israel!

Among the great myths of modern times is that Israel is “surrounded by enemies and in danger of being destroyed.” Each and every Republican intends to make clear to the Jewish Lobby in this nation that he or she is the best friend for Israel and he or she promises to prevent Israel from being destroyed by Iran. Mike Huckabee, a Christian fundamentalist who believes that only good Christians go to Heaven has now stepped up to make clear that he is Israel’s number one friend. I trust that Sheldon Adelson is now ready to send him a few hundred million bucks.

Mike is upset the security and safety of Israel is being threatened by you-know-who. He accuses President Obama of being “so naive that one day he will take the Israelis and march them to the doors of the oven.” Wow, another Holocaust. Well, examine the facts:

1. Israel has EIGHTY ATOMIC BOMBS. It could obliterate the entire nation of Iran.

2. Israel has submarines which could send missiles toward Iran.

3. Israel has the best air force in the Middle East.

If Iran dropped single atomic bomb, the Israel air force would wipe Tehran off the face of the earth.

Enough with the “surrounded Israel” bull shit.

Narrowing The Field Ideas

When it comes to offering advice to those in the world of politics, I am at the top of the list of those who offer intelligent ideas. So,let me help out Fox News on how to narrow the field:

1. A hot dog contest. One who eats fewest is off the stage.

2. A contest as to who can utter the most cliches in one paragraph.

3. A contest as to who can utter the most hate Obama statements.

4. Of course, a corollary would be the first one who can correctly name the number of times the House of Representatives passed a bill to end Obamacare.

5. Personally,I would go for a farting contest. Most stinky farts in thirty minutes.