Category Archives: Rudy Giuliani

Republicans On Guns

We tend to forget there is one party that is completely united in the task of preserving our beloved Constitution and our way of life –or, if you prefer, our way of death. Republicans are ready to stand up for freedom,democracy,and the right to shoot.Just listen to these voices of calmness in the midst of anti-gun hysteria:

Bill O’Reilly: These shooting are simply “the cost of our freedom that allows insecure people to kill so many people.”

Jeb Bush: “Stuff just happens. There is always a crisis and the impulse is always to do something. But,it’s not necessarily the right thing to do.”

Donald Trump:”Because you have sick people. They happen to be intelligent.And you know,they can be as sick as hell and they’re geniuses in a certain way. They are going to be able to break the system.”

I must confess that Donald Trump has way of explaining issues so that one is left wondering how in hell did I wind up on the other side from Donald!

Why ISIS Wins?

Latest figures indicate that during the past two years nearly 30,000 new recruits have entered Syria and Iraq to assist ISIS in its goal of creating a Muslim society in those countries. The US military just spent FIVE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS to train Syrian soldiers to fight ISIS or any other bad group opposed to President Assad. The end result was NINETY SOLDIERS who fled at the first sign of the enemy. I believe we now have five men ready to fight. So, what went wrong for us and right for ISIS?

1. ISIS establishes law and order in a city. After fifteen years of terror and chaos most just want some law and order in their lives.

2. ISIS ends all corruption. If you own a business, no more paying out to terror groups.

3. ISIS restores basic services like electricity.

4. ISIS establishes schools for children. OK, they just study the Koran, but they are in a school

5. ISIS restores traditional roles for women–cook, clean and have sex with your hubby.

6. ISIS emphasizes they are Muslims.

In other words, ISIS establishes some form of normality for people.

And, best of all, ISIS is composed of fellow Muslims, not those associated with Western forces.

IN other words, ISIS soldiers are fighting for their beliefs,not for money!

Death In Georgia

No, this is not another story about shootings and deaths in our major cities.NO, this is not another story about kids playing with guns and somehow shooting one another. This is simply a story about how Pope Francis was unable to persuade some folks down in Georgia to behave like Christian men and women. Ms. Kelly Gissendmer is now dead and there is joy in Georgia because this evil woman is responsible for a murder. Since she helped to murder one person, it is only Christian to murder another.Pope Francis urged clemency and behavior as Christians, but this is Georgia and the Parole Office is out for death.

To sum up this story,Ms.Gissendmer hired a hit man to kill her husband. The hit man is still alive because the person who actually did the killing was never sentenced to death. The woman who paid for the killing is now dead. Her last words were: “I just want to say, ‘God Bless you all and I love you, Susan. You let my kids know I went out singing, Amazing Grace.”

Another bad person is dead. God Bless you all–the Killers!

So, What’s With Hillary?

Within a few weeks there will be a debate among Democrats which will number about four men and a woman. Guess who will be the damsel on the stage? Yep,it will be Hillary. Of course, Bernie will be around to talk about social justice and inform the others on that platform that to be a Democrat for decades was to be the candidate for social justice. So, how does Hillary confront this reality?

1. Yes,she must pound away at the rising cost of drugs and present a plan of action.

2. Instead of the slogan of “Black Lives Matter”how about some concrete suggestions. Here in Chicago over a fifteen hour time period six people were murdered by gang members and over a dozen wounded. So, Hillary, how about fighting for strict gun control laws?

3. Hillary has to confront the student debt issue and propose specific ways of reducing the amount as well as new approaches to paying them off.

Hillary, come out fighting and be forceful and direct.

More Troops On The Ground?

The ongoing mantra of Republican candidates is the need for “more boots on the ground.” If we just send a few thousand American soldiers the war against ISIS will be over within a few months. As I recall, that was the promise of George Bush, Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld who assured the American people we would be welcomed by joyous crowds. Latest figures indicate that during the past three years at least 30,000 new recruits have joined ISIS. Send in our boys and we can double that numbers.

There is a city in Afghanistan named Kundiz. It was attacked by Taliban forces numbering less than a thousand soldiers. Inside the city were over FIVE THOUSAND AFGHAN SOLDIERS. The Taliban took the city and the soldiers are now on a mountain top protecting an air base. After all, planes can fly them quickly away from actual fighting.There are plenty of boots on the ground, but few contain the feet of soldiers who want to fight for their country.

Donald Has A Plan

There is good news in America, Donald Trump finally informed the American people as to exactly what one of his “plans” would actually cost this nation. Donald wants to end income tax for anyone earning under $50,000,he wants to cut taxes on our poor rich folk who now might, if they have an incompetent tax prepared pay the figure of 39.6%. As you recall, Mitt Romney never paid more than 16%. Anyway,the great Donald Trump plan would result in a deficit over a ten year period of TEN TRILLION DOLLARS!

Oh,I forgot, Donald is going to avoid this deficit by “reducing waste in government and ending loopholes.” I have been following American politics since 1940 and each and every person running for president has promised to “reduce government waste.” Donald,please give us the details how reducing government “waste” and which loopholes will prevent the TEN TRILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT. Just asking.

Vladimir On Center Stage

There is only one place that makes Vladimir Putin feel comfortable or welcome,and that is center stage on the world. He went to the United Nations and actually,not only talked with President Obama, but shook his hand. Putin is ready for action, whether it be attacking gays and lesbians in Russia or attacking ISIS in Syria. Of course, the great Russian army has yet to actually take the stage in fighting people since the 1990s when it bombed to hell ‘terrorists’ in Chechnya. Since then it has handled gays and lesbians with firmly, as well as women who sing songs that Vladimir does not like.

Anyway, there are now Russian planes in Syria,and Vladimir is ready to have his ‘advisors’ empower Syrian soldiers to bomb the hell out of Syrian towns, kill some thousands of civilians, and somehow, end the war in Syria. At this point in time,Obama is ready to welcome just about anyone to fight against ISIS. Has he considered:

1. Ted Cruz might lead fervent Christians into battle for the Lord.

2. Or, Scott Walker now has time to actually fight someone who can shoot back. After all,he handled unions with great talent.

Just imagine, Ted Cruz and Vladimir Putin leading Christians into battle for the Lord!

Let’s Get The Baby Killers!

Republican congressmen had their knives ready for the arrival of Cecile Richards, President of Planned Parenthood. Among other attacks on Ms. Richards, Republicans were upset that she earned $520,000! Day after day men and women from Wall Street appear in Congress and they ordinarily earn millions of dollars, heck, some earn $100,000,000 but not a squeak out of Republicans –they probably want to solicit some of those millions in campaign donations.

Cecile Richards was calm,she spoke with clarity, she responded to their questions with a sense of dignity. “Planned Parenthood has been in the news recently because of deceptively edited videos released by a group dedicated to making abortion illegal.”

She displayed dignity and responsibility. Sorry, those qualities are not ordinary ones found in this Congress.

Ben Carson On Anything!

There is not a doubt in my mind that future historians of American history will be baffled at the fact Ben Carson received ANY votes for a nomination for president. In the history of American politics, Ben has few rivals. Perhaps, he might surpass Warren Harding who fucked in the White House or Millard Fillmore who hated Catholics and didn’t want them in America. Any time Ben opens his ignorant mind, incredible stupidity emerges.

He was asked about the flying of Confederate flags and this was his response:
“There are Swastikas in museums. If a majority of people in that area who want to fly it, I certainly wouldn’t take it down.”

Ben, the idea of a “majority in an area” being allowed to do what they desires was EXACTLY WHAT SOUTHERN OPPONENTS OF CIVIL RIGHTS ARGUED!!

This man is not stupid, he is ignorant. His presence in the Republican primary simply proves that modern Republicans belong on another planet.

Water On Mars!

NASA has now reported the presence of water on Mars.I now expect the following proposals from Republicans>

1. Donald Trump, we no longer need that wall, just send them to Mars, there is water to drink, go plant peaches.

2. Ben Carson: Where is this place named Mars?

3. Chris Christie: I can foul up the George Washington Bridge, just watch what I do on Mars!

4. Jeb Bush: Thanks to my brother providing funds for NASA we now have water on Mars.

5. Carly Fiorina: I can lick any Martian with a hand tied behind my back.

6. First,Obama opened up Cuba and now he wants us to have relations with Martians!

7. Rand Paul: I oppose any foreign entanglements.