Category Archives: Rudy Giuliani

Same Sex Fears

The United States Supreme Court made a decision and Republican candidates for president–all fifty or so of them, also made a decision. Not a single one agreed with the Supreme Court. Mike and the two Ricks blasted away at the perfidy and tyranny of the Supreme Court which is imposing its will upon the American people. Let me get this clear:

1. The Hobby Lobby decision of the Supreme Court was hailed by each and every Republican as the right decision. No claims of a tyrannical court. I wonder why.

2. When the Supreme Court rules by 5-4 decisions that allow denial of voting rights, Republicans join in the Chorus about that is what our Founding Fathers wanted.

So, what is different about same sex in our land? It is against Christianity and Judaism and Islam. Or, at least what ministers of those faits desire. Why?

1. Firs they allowed men to marry women and women to marry women. What next? Dogs to marry their masters?

2. Just remember that this court could allow male donkeys to make out with male donkeys!

Would you want your daughter to marry a monkey?

Behead Your Drinking Buddy?

Every so often behavior by those seeking to behead infidels sort of gets confusing. Yasmin Salhi, a Muslim Frenchman decided to have a few drinks with his boss and then as sort of a dessert to chop off his head. He drove a truck,he hung around with some guys and came across as just another working stiff seeking to make a living. He was born in France, educated in France, but at this point in time decided that driving a truck loaded with explosives into chemical warehouse would really make his day a notable one.

The only sign of change in his life is the appearance of a beard. But, heck, walk along any street in America and there are bearded men. So,wha led to the change? Frankly, I do not have a clue. Is there something in the water in France that sets off ordinary people and transforms them into beheaders?

The Republican Platform For America

During the coming months Americans will be inundated with countless presentations from the horde of people seeking the Republican nomination for president. In an effort to simplify the enormity of materials we present a short version of what any and all Republicans will utter:

1. Taxation –lower for wealthy in order get the economy booming again.

2. Job creation, lower taxes on the wealthy.

3. Equal rights – we are for them but must ensure that ALL receive equal rights.

4. Racism– please get rid of that old idea,it no longer applies.

5. Police behavior –we support it.

6. Obamacare –we care not.

7. God–He is on our side.

8. Women rights– we believe in women, in fact, we even marry them.

9. Gay rights–religious folk also should have the right to be gay.

10. Benghazi– Just another name for Hillary Clinton

Where Is Turkey?

There is one Middle Eastern nation which has a strong army that is equipped for war and whose government opposes terrorism. The name of this land is Turkey. However, President Recep Erdogan believes that Kurdish forces represent the greatest threat to peace in the region. He refuses to close his nation’s border with Syria to cut off new recruits for ISIS. In fact, Erdogan regards the ISIS nut cases as a good force for peace since they battle Kurds, along with a few other groups.

Erdogan hates President Assad and he will support any and all groups involved in the war in Syria. A problem is that no one today even knows who are the bad or good guys in Syria. Turkey is allegedly a member of NATO but it refuses to cooperate in the immediate task of ending terror groups in the region. KURDS for Erdogan will always be THE enemy.

Donald Rides To Rescue

I realize that many Republicans are rooting for George Pataki, after all he was able to obtain the votes of millions of New Yorkers, and we all know that few other members of the Republican party can make that statement. OK, so at this moment, George is only able to reach the one percent level of voters. But, look at the situation this way:

1. George is from New York

2. Donald Trump is from New York.

3. Hillary Clinton is from New York.

4. Bernie Sanders was born in New York.

If a Republican had to vote for someone from New York who better than Donald Trump? He is the only Republican who can capture votes in New York. He certainly can not only best George, but he would make Hillary fear the man who can best anyone when the battle concerns spouting nonsense. So, ignore the surge of George with his one percent,and focus upon Donald with his 11%. There is no doubt that Donald CAN and will best George.

And, just remember, is there a woman in America who would vote for George over Donald?

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Tragically Botched Birth”

Guess which one in Russia?

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Masturbating Men”

Just note name of any Republican candidate,only they do it with mouths!

France, Connexion: “Nuns Take To Road”

At least they are not flying nuns.

Denmark,Copenhagen Post: “Hate That Hate Producer”

Some produce hate, and some produce love, if a Republican, we know which you like

Canada, Toronto Star: “I’m Deeply Ashamed”

For being a member of the human race?

Helicopter Talk

These days it is sort of unusual to spend an entire day without some tale of police somewhere engaging in activity that sort of does not meet the norms of proper behavior. But, two members of the Canadian police really hit the jackpot for behavior that surpasses the norm. They were flying over Winnipeg seeking some bad people, when the two men engaged in a conversation that was broadcast to those on the ground.

“Can you give me a blow job?”

“Sorry, you have too much body hair.”

The good news is that no one was shot and neither man fired away!

Getting Rid Of Gays

Therein no question that millions of Americans would just love to get rid of evil gays. Many hope this could be accomplished by passing laws or arousing judges to make clear they will not tolerate gay people in the United States of America. There is a group in the state of New Jersey which has come up with an interesting approach to ensuring that gay people do not threaten the life of your son.

Jews Offering New Alternatives For Healing -JONAH–promises that by employing psychology it can rid your son or brother or father of any feeling for another male. Just pay up the $72,000 and the gay infection will disappear. Unfortunately, judges did not agree with this approach and awarded damages to someone who was foolish enough to seek the help of some charlatans.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Now that we are getting rid of Rebel relics, how about taking on English ones?

It is Thursday, I wonder who will announce that he/she is running for president?

I await IT announcing that IT is running for president.

I would welcome an announcement that someone is NOT running for president.

The great mystery of life is how Republicans can differentiate themselves from Republicans.

George H.W.Bush only served one term, I wonder if he will decide to run again?

How about a mile race to get rid of some Republican candidates?

On Flags And Such

There is something rather amusing as political leaders rush to support the end of selling or displaying or honoring those who fought for the Confederacy a few years back in some sort of conflict about the future of the United States of America. It has now resulted in a backlash from those who seek to defend the honor and dignity of their great, great, great grandfathers. And, when they say, “great” they mean great. State Senator John Stevens is rather upset about talk to rename the Nathan Bedford Park. To him, and to people like Bill O’Reilly, all this talk about removing names or flags is simply part of a Muslim plot to destroy the very fabric of this nation.

According to Stevens, “what separates us from ISIS?”Exam the evidence:

1.ISIS blows up statues from the past.

2.ISIS renames things and places to remove infidel ideas.

3. Here in America liberals are demanding to blow up statues and rename things.

Add up one and two and what do you get? ISIS is the only group that is fighting to retain the name of General Bedford Forest! OH, the good General was the one who created the KKK. OH, for the good old days of lynching when darkies knew their place!