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Newt Is Spacy

Posted on January 27, 2012 by Fred Stopsky | Leave a comment

I did not imagine printing a story concerning Newt Gingrich which praised any idea he could propose for this nation. However, Newt decided to go spacy and urge launching a new space program that would send humans to a base on the Moon by 2020. If elected, he may not provide jobs to Americans residing in the United States of America, but he guarantees a job on the Moon for anyone voting for him. “By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon and it will be American.” He forsees “activities that include science, tourish and manufacturing.”

I find surprising that Newt wants to send illegal aliens to the Moon but opposes allowing illegal immigrants to arrive in the USA. Anyway, for a political party which is so concerned about illegal folk in this nation, it is pleasant to know they really want to send illegal Mexican people to the Moon!

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Austerity Leads To Poverty

Posted on January 25, 2012 by Fred Stopsky | Leave a comment

Republican candidates insist the United States of America needs a conservative president and a conservative legislature if this nation is to become once again an economic powerhouse. The United Kingdom is led by Conservative David Cameron who has instituted just about every Republican idea in his nation including firing government employees, reducing aid to the poor and, of course, refusing to raise taxes on the wealthy. If you did, all would flee to countries like Andorra which do not tax the wealthy.

So, what are the results of Conservative government? The economy once again grew smaller, unemployment increased and the wealthy are making more money than ever before. Critic Brendan Barker noted: “the grand austerity plan is failing to tackle the deficit, causing unemployment to spiral out of control, and is now dragging the country towards a recession.”

Oh, David Cameron is “very disappointed.”

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Rick Perry vs John McCain

Posted on January 17, 2012 by Fred Stopsky | Leave a comment

Rick Perry has made clear to the American people that he not only is an ignorant fool, but will say anything in order to obtain votes from right wing conservatives. He was addressing a conservative audience in South Carolina when Perry attacked the Obama administration over its handling of videos which depict US Marines urinating over the dead bodies of Taliban soldiers. “What’s really disturbing to me is the over-the-top rhetoric from this administration and their disdain for the military.”

Senator John McCain, a Vietnam war hero who was tortured by Viet Cong soldiers, responded to Perry’s comments. “The Marine Corps prides itself that we don’t lower ourselves to the level of the enemy. So it makes me sad more than anything else… I can’t tell you how wonderful these Marines are. And it hurts their reputation and image.”

I regret to inform the Texas fool that the US has signed the Geneva Conventions which makes illegal any desecration of enemy dead bodies.

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Making Monkeys New GOP Goal?

Posted on January 10, 2012 by Fred Stopsky | Leave a comment

A national primate center at Oregon University has successfully genetically modified monkeys by fusing cells of up to six embryos. There have been previous efforts to create “knock-off mice” which enables scientist to work with life forms lacking certain genes. This enables new ventures into discovering how to cure diseases.

We suggest that scientists proceed to even further new ventures such as modifying genes of several Republican leaders in order to create a Republican who understands life in the 21st century. We suggest the genes of Theodore Roosevelt, Wendell Wilkie, Thomas Dewey, Dwight Eisenhower and even the tough minded and ruthless Richard Nixon. For a slight touch of rhetoric there might be the genes of Ronald Reagan.

Think of how such a candidate would make Barack Obama come across as a monkey!!

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Circus Back In Town

Posted on January 3, 2012 by Fred Stopsky | Leave a comment

The people of Iowa are blessed with being able to attend the circus without spending a penny since Republican candidates are performing acts of valor. Newt Gingrich offered the audience a long rambling analysis of brain science. “My whole emphasis on brain science comes in directly dealing with real problems of real people.” Of course, Barack Obama, being a Muslim, deals with the problems of aliens from outer space. That is why he is so concerned about alien immigrants. Frankly, I would not wish Newt to operate on my brain even though he is an expert on brain science.

Over in the corner is Mitt Romney proclaiming that he alone knows about world affairs and issues of unreal people. He blasted Ron Paul for possessing ideas “out of the mainstream” of Republican thinking. Ron blasted Mitt and Newt and Rick and Rick and the gal from Minnesota who want to militarily intervene in Iran to prevent that nation from getting nuclear weapons. He “can’t conceive” of any military action against Iran.

Eventually, the circus will leave town leaving people none the wiser about anything that deals with real people.

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Psycho On Subway

Posted on January 3, 2012 by Fred Stopsky | Leave a comment

The greatest con played on the American people is the “right” to carry guns in public. There are those who even defend carrying weapons into churches or schools, “because our Founding Fathers wanted it that way.” As I recall, even Western pictures show the Marshall requiring men to check their guns with him when entering the town. Reggie Allen is from the great state of South Carolina which allows guns, bombs, missile launchers and whatever in order to allow people to “defend themselves.” After all, it a terrorist wanted to fire a missile, shouldn’t I have the right to also fire one?

Reggie was on a trip to New York City when he entered a subway station, became confused with the prospect of paying money to get on the subway and simply hopped over the turnstiles. When police arrested him, they discovered he had a machine gun and a handgun. Reggie insisted he had 2nd Amendment rights to carry weapons any damn place he wanted. Reggie was arrested and booked. I guess everyone has the right to carry weapons on subway trains.

If you doubt that is a right, read the Constitution where it says people canbring their guns to church.

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2012 PREDICTIONS

Posted on December 31, 2011 by Fred Stopsky | Leave a comment

We offer the first annual Impudent Observer predictions for the new year.

1. The Chicago Cubs will NOT win the World Series.

2. Newt Gingrich will be caught in another love triangle.

3. Mitt will gain the Republican nomination for president and in October will announce that he is now in favor of abortion, and government job programs because polls show most Americans want those things.

4. Michele Bachmann will be barred from calling God anymore.

5. Sarah Palin will kill a bear–with a gun, that is.

6. December, 2012 Wall Street Xmas bonus payments will not exceed $200 billion. Wall Street folk will have to endure another year of poverty.

7. Jobs will boom for those willing to work for $8 an hour.

8. America will fall even further behind nations in life expectancy.

9. Green Bay Packers will win the Super Bowl.

10. Dominique Strauss-Kahn will be caught taking a shower with young Boy Scouts.

11. Tea Party stalwarts will be forced to drink castor oil after being defeated for their jobs in Congress.

12. Rick Perry will forget where the governor’s office is located but will be found by some good hearted unemployed folk.

13. Ron Paul will announce that henceforth he will not make use of anything built by “government.” He will walk to work to avoid using government built roads.

14. Rick Santorum will announce God told him to become a gay Muslim.

15. On June 23, 2012 not a single American will watch any TV show. The end of the world!

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PERFECT IOWA REPUBLICAN PITCH

Posted on December 29, 2011 by Fred Stopsky | Leave a comment

Ladies and gentlemen, and, fellow Christians if I may without having agents of the Federal government arrest me for publicly praising the words and deeds of our Savior, Jesus Christ, today we face a struggle between the forces of the Devil and the forces of Christianity. I want everyone to know that not only was I baptized as a Catholic, but I also was baptized as a Baptist and a Lutheran and a born again Christian. Unlike our Muslim president, I believe in Jesus Christ. I believe that life begins from the moment a male injects a female with his fluid, even if it is in the condom. In fact, we need a Constitutional amendment that declares anything in a condom is life itself.

I oppose abortion even if my wife, my sister, my daughter was raped by one of those evil Muslims. I believe we must fire a few million government workers in order to take the first step in creating jobs. We must end all taxes on those who earn over a million dollars a year in order to assist job creators to create more jobs. I believe we must end taxes on those who work and allow those who work to keep all they earn from the work they do. Ending taxation is the first step on the road to prosperity and jobs.

Oh, I know some will wonder how we can pay for police or firemen. Simple, if you use their services then you pay for their services. If you want your child educated, don’t pay school taxes, educate the child and end secular tyranny from preventing our children to learn about Jesus Christ. Once job creators are creating new jobs in oil then we can simply charge a slight fee for extracting oil from federal lands and that will take care of funding the federal government.

Before I conclude, let me assure my Jewish friends, that while we are a Christian nation, we will protect Israel. You should have the right to educate Jewish children in Jewish schools. And, as for those who are Mormon, my question is: why are you?

So, give a prayer for Jesus, give a prayer urging our armed forces to kill a Muslim for Christ and let’s get America great again!

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Kill A Christian For Christmas

Posted on December 29, 2011 by Fred Stopsky | Leave a comment

Boko Haram is a Muslim group which is centered in the northern part of Nigeria which contains about 80 million Muslims. The group initially became active in fighting to impose Sharia law among Muslims in the north, but increasingly they have branched out to kill Christians in the north, south, east or west of Nigeria. A few days ago they bombed the Catholic St. Theresa church which led to the death of dozens of people. It is clear Boko Haram wants everyone to obey Sharia law, Muslim, Christian and whoever.

There is increasing evidence that Boko Haram is connected to al-Qaeda in the Maghreb region. The Islamic Maghreb(AQIM) has not accepted praise for these murders, but it has issued statements approving work of Boko Haram. It is difficult dealing with militants in the vast Sahara. If one steps back for a moment to reflect on another unintended outcome of the Bush invasion of Iraq which dramatically increased the power of al-Qaeda, simply look to the northwestern part of Africa for evidence of violence and militants.

Oh well, George is chopping wood in Texas where any nut case can get a weapon and kill someone. At least you can’t blame those murders on al-Qaeda.

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Santa’s Gifts For New Year

Posted on December 27, 2011 by Fred Stopsky | Leave a comment

We offer Santa gifts for the New Year.

1. Chicago Cubs win the World Series. OK, a hundred years late, but it finally arrived.

2. For American teachers. A new law requires members of Congress to pass the 11th grade American history test prior to writing new laws concerning accountability.

3. Sarah Palin, her own bank.

4. Herman Cain, a monopoly on selling Rolex watches to tourists on 42nd Street.

5. Rick Perry, a magic wand makes him able to count from one to ten.

6. Barack Obama awakes to discover he actually has a set of balls.

7. England receives the gift of ending the Conservative/Liberal coalition.

8. Israel discovers Jews don’t steal land nor do they treat others as second class citizens.

9. Newt Gingrich gains the gift of seeing his self as others see it.

10. Mitt Romney awakes to begin acting as the Mitt Romney of years ago.

11. Nancy Pelosi gains the Speaker role once again.

12. Donald Trump goes bald.

13. All American soldiers return from Afghanistan–alive, that is!

14. Michele Bachmann discovers the God she has been speaking with is really the Devil.