Category Archives: Rudy Giuliani

Stay Away From My Land!

There is one idea that is at the bottom of the list of concerns for Vladimir Putin. He does not like any soldiers from any land getting too close to his land. Of course,it is OK for Vladimir to send his troops across the Russian border into Ukraine or to send gobs of weapons of destruction to rebels in that land, but he will not tolerate event the mention of NATO troops getting close to the border of Mother Russia. When he heard that America was sending military weapons to store in east European nations, the Supreme Leader of Russia sent a message of defiance.

“We may be forced to arm our forces at those territories from where the threat comes..It is NATO that is moving towards our border and we aren’t moving anywhere.” I assume the dead Russian bodies of soldiers found in Ukraine were simply placed there by NATO criminals. I also wonder why Putin has yet to “arm our forces.” For God’s sake they are soldiers, aren’t they always armed?

“Stay away from my land,
Go play in your band,
If not, then I will have to
wave my wand and make you go away!”

Jeb VS Pope Francis

Jeb Bush wants to make it clear to the voters of America,”I am no scientist.” Jeb Bush wants to make it perfectly clear to any Catholics that he is a devout Catholic, unlike that dude in the Vatican. In response to the encyclical that Pope Francis is issuing pertaining to climate change, Jeb Bush is issuing his own statement to Catholics all over the world. “I hope I’m not going to get castigated for saying this by my priest back home,butI don’t get economic advice from bishops or cardinals or my Pope. I think religion ought to be about making us better as people endless about things that end up getting into the political realm.”

Jeb, if climate changes impacts the world, it does impact those who are Catholic. I trust you understand that Jesus devoted his life to issues concerning economics. Just read his statement about the rich and the poor. Believe it or not,the guy who founded Catholicism, was on the side of poor people!


We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.


I assume the most important issue confronting the Republican party is finding a stage that can hold all candidates.

Abraham Lincoln told about his life in a log cabin, Donald Trump tells about his billions of dollars.

I still await the coming of Sarah Palin. At least she can handle bears. Look out Putin!

Say,whatever happened to Herman Cain,at least he was amusing.

I urge Republicans to seek the advice of NY Knicks leaders,they understand failure as good as anyone.

LeBron James just proved that one player can not win the NBA finals, it takes a team.

Chicago Cub and NY Knick fans always are assured, just wait to next year for a championship.

Jeb Stands In Front Of Bush!

Theere is good news in America today. Jeb Bush has decided to offer his profound insights to the American People with promises that once another Bush is in place, security and prosperity will return to this land just as it did the last time we supported having a Bush in hand. Jeb noted that the “progressive agenda” has demonstrated failure. Yes, he is right. There are now 12 million Americans who have lost the opportunity to utilize the Emergency Room and are condemned to go to a doctor’s office! Jeb noted that as Governor of Florida he cut taxes. As I recall, his brother cut taxes and we went from a debt of about $3 trillion to one that was nearly ten trillion when he left office.

Oh well, Jeb continues insisting that our beloved Wall Street folks have only one thought in mind–how to trickle down jobs and wealth to those below. OK, so thanks to the other Bush we now have half those who graduate from college unemployed,underemployed or living with dad and mom. See, Jeb believes in family values. A family that lives together and prays together is jut one group of happy folk. They devote Sunday to offering prayers for the health and welfare of those who work on Wall Street.

Hi Donald!

Well, the event of the century has finally happened. Donald Trump announced that he is seeking the presidency. I was completely absorbed listening to his comments about why people should vote for him. We finally have an honest Republican seeking the highest office in the land.Let me review what Donald told American voters:

1. I have ten billion dollars, how many other Republicans can match my dough!

2. I own many important buildings such as Trump Tower.

3. I just sold my apartment for $15 million to someone from China. I assume this means he knows how to make money off the Chinese.

4. He also promised to control our border with Mexico and prevent those wetbacks from taking jobs away from Americans who are dying to pick peaches.

The good news is we now have a Republican candidate who does NOT have to suck up to Sheldon Adelson.

His announcement was greeted with joy by every comedian in America. They can pull out their Trump file and laugh away the time.

We Killed Another Bad Guy!

I do understand that Republicans believe that President Obama is a weakling. Well, this is one dude leader who knows how to kill the bad guys.R Just remember that he took out Osama bin Laden and look what happened after the bad leader got smoked! Well, the American air force was back fighting and killing the bad leaders in Yemen and Libya. Algerian militant bad leader Mokhtar Belmokhtar was killed in an air attack in Yemen. Nasir al-Wuhayshi was wiped out in another air strike in Libya. I now assume any fighting has ceased in those places. Al Qaeda just collapsed once Osama was dead. Really!

There is simply NO evidence from any guerrilla was that killing off leaders results in an end to conflict. Never happened in Algeria, never happened in Vietnam, never happened in China and it sure did not happen during the American Revolution. Heck, during the Civil War over twenty Confederate generals died and the war continued. Perhaps, it might help if President Obama actually read the history of guerrilla wars.

P.S. As I recall, we did kill Saddam Hussein. Just check who are among the key leaders of ISIS-former Saddam generals!

Recep The Great

Turkish President Recep Erdogan enjoys having conversations with the Great Leader of Russia, one Vladimir Putin. The other day he arranged to have Vladimir come over for a cup of coffee, and he waited, and he waited and he waited. Finally, Vladimir decided to head over to the hotel and meet with the man who so desires to run Turkey in the same manner as Vladimir runs Russia. Following was the conversation:

V: So, how goes it my friend?
E: I had an election and instead of gaining 95% of the vote, I wound up with 41%.
E: Yes, the opposition parties all together received 59%.
V: What kind of election was this? How can one only receive 41%? That has never occurred in Mother Russia.
E: So, how do you always win by such large margins?
V: Simple, decided BEFORE the election what you will receive and ensure that is the final vote?
E: But, what if the opposition receives votes?
V: Who ever heard of an opposition receiving votes that I had not planned?
E: You mean that you fix elections?
V: Of course, that is what we mean by a free election. All are able to vote. I decide the outcome.That is what we term a free election in Mother Russia.
E: Gee whiz, you are a Great Leader, I hope one day to be as wise and Great as you!


We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Japan, Japan Times: “Injured Robot Limps”

OK, so give one to we humans, we can avoid limping.

Norway, Norway Post: “Norwegian Troops To Iraq”

I assume they will be throwing snow balls at ISIS.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Man Mistakes Son For Deer”

Big deal, the Russian people mistake Putin for a leader of peace.

Australia, Canberra Times: “Deplorable Behavior”

Just a normal day in the US Congress.

Israel, Jerusalem Post: “Life Is Crap”

NO, more like a crap shoot.

Playing The Stage In Blackface?

When I was a child in the 1930s, there was still the vaudeville and white men would frequently color their face black in order to play t he role of a happy-go-lucky black man since it was proverbial that black folk loved to dance and be happy, even when they were in slavery. It was definitely OK to put on the black face if one wanted to portray the good lives of black folk. We now have the case of Rachel Dolezal who works for the NAACP who has been claiming for years that she was a black person. Unfortunately, mom and dad say she is a natural born, 100% white gal. So, examine her right to be black:

1. She definitely is a “person of color.” I do believe that white is a color.

2. She has the right on her census report to declare herself whoever she is.

3. She does present a happy face, that fits vaudeville presentation of blacks.

4. She enjoys being black. After all, all have a “black mood” at one point or another.

Frankly, who gives a damn as to how people portray themselves! Oh, when Rachel is walking the street please carry a sign that indicates she is a black woman in case she wants to get herself shot by some angry cop!

So, Who Is Jeb Bush?

There is no doubt as the game of claiming to be “moderate” or conservative or radical has become a popular one among Republicans, that our dear Bush is among those claiming to be both a conservative and a moderate. After all, Jeb has to set himself apart from others in the crowd by claiming that he is a staunch defender of all that Tea Party folk believe, but, he is also a moderate when it comes to something or other. As Governor of Florida he did cut taxes-definitely conservative. As Governor, he did insist that those placing a baby up for adoption had to publicly list their medical history. He does not believe there is climate change, is unclear about gay marriage, and does not want colleges to have all that money to waste.

So, where is the “moderate” part of this life? Is it his desire to support moderate amounts of money for the disabled or for health care? Oh, I do know that he does not like pollution, and believes if you just leave this issue alone, things will work out and pollution will disappear. Given these stands, there is no doubt, given the clowns running for president,compared to their ideas, his are somewhat moderate.