Category Archives: Rudy Giuliani

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25  year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

The fight for America is between liberalism vs the Wealthy, not Sanders vs Clinton.

These days Bernie gets a high from being before a large crowd.

These days Hillary raises her voice when she should raise issues.

Americans finally are angry at Wall Street but Americans  elected people who are the servants of Wall Street.

Oh, for a political leader who had an intelligent vision of a 21st century America.

One gets who one elects to public office.

I wonder how a Trump/Cruz ticket would perform.

Catch The Muslim Terrorist!

After a few years of non-stop hysteria about Muslims and terrorists and be on guard because those Islamist terrorists are mighty clever. One must give Donald Trump and the other boys and girls who appeared on the stage in what was supposed to be a ‘debate’ some credit for creating hysteria and madness in our lovely land. From Hispanic ‘rapists’ to Muslims carrying suicide vests to close down the mosques, if one happens to be of the Muslim faith, beware every moment for another experience with madness.

Khairuideen Machzooni is a Muslim and he boarded a Southwest plane on a trip home. He decided to give an uncle who lived in Baghdad a call to let him know what was happening in his life. A woman became frightened and went to call the police. The soon arrived, detained the man who spoke in a funny language and saved the passengers from instant death. Southwest claims the entire incident arose because of “potentially threatening comments.”

Hi uncle, how’s  by you?

Protect America From Criminals

The United States of America was founded upon the concept of rule by law. We Americans believe deeply in the importance of laws,and the importance of ensuring that those who break the law suffer some consequence. Carrol Brooker is a man who served  his country in the armed forces, and is currently disabled due to several illnesses. Oh, thirty years ago,  he did get captured and sentenced to jail for an armed robbery,but since that event, he has been  law abiding individual.

Due to pain, Mr. Brooker has been raising marijuana in his back yard. He has never sold any of it, it is simply to help him endure pain. Well, the cops came one day and discovered that his crop was 2.88 pounds when the law very specifically says that any crop that is over 2.2 pounds means JAIL FOR LIFE since he had a prior conviction. So, Mr. Brooker faces a life sentence unless the Supreme Court rules this is an example of cruel and unusual punishment.

What is wrong with this country when it comes to drug laws??
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Discovery! Another Earth In The Universe!

I was gazing through my telescope the other day when I discovered an unusual sight, there is another  EARTH out there beyond the stars. I am sworn to secrecy so it is impossible for me to reveal how or why I got in contact with the other Earth folk. The only thing I can reveal is something about life on this other Earth.

1. Inhabitants of the planet all speak the same language.

2. The basic directive of this Earth is that all who inhabit the planet are entitled to basic food, shelter, health care and opportunities to develop their inherent abilities.

3. They have never heard of such a thing as WAR. The idea  of killing another human is simply beyond their imagination.

4. There are no ‘rich’ nor ‘poor’ since the concept that a few should possess huge amounts while others lack any is simply beyond their human conception.

5. The object of Education is assisting those who study to attain the highest level of their potential. There are no tests since why give them? Why place any restriction on the path to learning?

6. They informed me they are baffled by the idea of “nations’ or anyone believing that one group of humans are superior or inferior. They do understand that some humans posses superior abilities in thinking or sport or various aspects of human society. The goal of life is empowering each person to attain his or her complete capabilities.

They did inform me that our Earth is now under an embargo from other planets. Until we can attain a level of peace and love, who wants anything to do with us.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

These days Republicans hold their noses when voting.

Not a single candidate from either party has discussed the impact of technology on unemployment–how come?

This is the first presidential campaign in history in which how one pisses or shits is an issue.

Republicans have shifted from the unborn child to the born penis as an issue.

OH well, baseball is back and we don’t have to vote who wins or loses.

Its Monday in Chicago and someone will get shot today.

American politicians talk about wiping out Muslim terrorists but not a single one has a son who will fight in such a battle.

Its Ted Vs Donald

Republicans who rejected such excellent candidates such as:

Jeb Bush –Rand Paul–Ben Carson–Carly Fiorina–Rick  Perry- Rick Santorum-Mike Huckabee –Ben Carson — and add any other name that enters your mind- are now confronted with the likes of Ted Cruz or Donald Trump. So, how do these two stalwarts stack up against one another?

Immigration– both want to deport twelve million

Hispanic terrorists–both want to build a BIG wall.

Taxes– Ted wants to  have everyone pay 10% and Donald wants to make everyone wealthy.

Terrorism–Ted wants to carpet bomb anything that moves–Donald wants to kill every single one of these bastards!

Women –Ted wants to control the bodies of women, Donald wants to insult every woman.

Israel –Ted loves Israel more than anyone, Donald has given more checks to Israel groups than anyone.

IRS–Ted wants to abolish it, Donald has yet to take a stand about it.

Health care–Ted  wants to end all government programs, Donald wants to give everyone a GREAT health care program.

GOD, both are for HIM.

Muslims– both do agree to get rid of them over there and over here.

On the Republican Party– both are disliked, but Ted less so.

 

GOD Vs Jobs

There is no question the Republican party has identified the key issue in the upcoming presidential election. NO, it is not jobs, NO, it is not the border, NO ,it is not high paying wages, NO, it is not income inequality, NO, it is not terrorism. YES, it is our right to pee along with people who were born with the same sex and have lived as that person for their entire lives. States like North Carolina and Mississippi have passed laws to ensure that every public bathroom has a cop on duty to check your birth certificate. Of course, there is need to check the birth certificates of the Penis Cops.

Paypal has just canceled a $3.5 million project that would create new jobs. NISSAN which has thousands of jobs in Mississippi is warning they might cancel new jobs in the South. John Currne, owner of several restaurants in Oxford, Mississippi made it clear: “These assholes talk about gay men and women using the exact language they were using  in the 50s and60s  for segregationist purposes.” But, John, would you want your penis next to a person without one while pissing? We must protect, not only the unborn, but those who want to piss and shit in comfort with their God!

Has anyone considered building walls in the public restrooms?

Republican Alternatives To Be President

In an effort to assist our Republican friends we offer some suggestions as to who might be their candidate in the fall.

1. There is always Rudy Giuliani, a man who can out boast Donald any day in the year. After all, he single-handedly saved America after 9/11.

3. Why have Republicans forgotten Dick Cheney?  A man who was vice -president is eligible to run for president–that’s  lot more than Ted Cruz can say.

3. Rand Paul was the only guy on the debate stage who made any common sense. At least he is not full of hot air and he does have a biting send of humor.

4. Carly Fiorina is a natural born bitch who, unlike Donald Trump, only sent one business into an economic collapse.

5. Gee, I miss good old Rick Perry, at least he was born in Texas unlike the Cruz fellow.

7. Herman Cain has a few plus factors- he is black, he is a business man, he knows how to make pizza, he is a low key bull-shit artist, and he is dying for  another gig on the stage of life.

8. Then again, there is always Don Rumsfeld. OK, so he fucked up in Iraq,  a person is entitled to one more chance to fuck  up in the Middle East!

9.There is a guy named Mitt. He does not need any introduction.

10. Last but not least is the quiet black guy who may not know how to cut up people in a debate, but he sure knows how to cut up people.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Have Republican  leaders thought about Rudy Giuliani–after all, he single handedly saved America on 9/11.

Then again, there is always chubby boot-licking Chris Christie.

I guess a good export we can get into is suicide-bomber vests.

I wonder if Donald understands that if one builds walls, people can build tunnels.

Some day I will figure out who the hell the Kardashians are or what they are.

These days when April arrives we get snow showers in Chicago, not rain showers.

Of course, in south Chicago people get bullet showers every day of the year.

Ted Cruz had a new career as the evil guy in the movie.

I wonder if Ben Carson is available as a foreign policy adviser for Donald?

New title of law School for George Mason University- Antonin Scalia School Of Law -ASSOL.

Ah, for the days of strong unions and high paying jobs!

So now, Hillary and Bernie are having a food fight.

John Kerry is awful quiet these days.

“Right To Work” Aint!

Many years ago Republicans and their slave masters–business men invented a scam that continues to be used in order to depress wages and working conditions. It is the infamous “Right To Work” concept. Under this business friendly approach to those who work, if a union negotiates a contract, any worker  can opt out of the union and receive the benefits of the negotiation. This ploy is simply an effort by Republicans to destroy unions and lower wages. Throughout American history, it is the union which has been the driving engine to higher wages,more money for workers and less for business interests.

Wisconsin Dade County Judge William Foust ruled the “right to work” law in the sate was unconstitutional because it meant unions obtained higher wages and some workers would get this while refusing to pay union dues. Naturally, Governor Scott Walker is upset. Just remember, when America had strong unions, a worker earned enough to buy a house and sent his children to college. End unions and one rewards business to lower wages!