We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.
NOBODY ASKED ME BUT
I eagerly await Dick Cheney’s comments on the Middle East,who else but him is an expert?
Fear reigns in America and Europe, thank God it is less scary than Adolf Hitler.
When it comes to inane comments about the world nobody can trump Trump.
Hats off to Colorado Spring cops who thought before firing.
A leaf blew in the window and Ben Carson signed it.
Ben was told he was going to see Jordan, he got out his pen to get the autograph of Michael Jordan.
Between the immigrant stories about the parents of Cruz and Rubio and their attitudes toward immigrants, now we know the reason for their anger toward immigrants–once we got here –fuck you all!
Following are words that will not emanate from the lips of Republicans seeking the presidency.
Donald Trump: About that Plan. There is none, but I can build a wall of bullshit.
Ben Carson: OK, I admit it. I don’t have the faintest idea what a president does.
Jeb Bush: OK, OK, so my brother was a damn idiot!
Carly Fiorina: I’m a fuck up artist, and I would screw anyone, and that includes the American people.
Ted Cruz: If I encountered a man holding a gun pointing at me, I would run for my life!
John Kasich: I can’t win this damn primary, but I sure enjoy the attention.
Rand Paul. How did I get stuck on this platform with these fools?
Chris Christie: I’m a big fat fuck up.
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I asked a group of Republican candidates to offer their solutions on handling the ISIS threat:
Marco Rubio –I want a comprehensive program unlike the Obama partial program.
Ted Cruz– Bomb the shit out of these infidels.
Jeb Bush –give me a moment while I check with George. He knows all about such stuff.
Carly Fiorina –Stand Tough. Stand Tall. Stand American. That’s the way to defeat ISIS. Anyone who can fire thousands of employees has the guts to take on ISIS.
Rand Paul –Do nothing, let all the Arabs fight among themselves.
John Kasich–I handled problems as governor of Ohio and I assure one and all I can handle ISIS.
Lindsay Graham –Send in the troops, let’s get some boots on the ground!