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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

A brocken clock is right twice a day.

Some place today an illegal immigrant will commit a crime.

Some place today, a native born American will commit a crime.

If you blast away with  your AR-15 at a shooting range you will hit the bullseye.

Chris Christie IS a great valet.

I sure want one of those high paying jobs Donald promises one and all.

Brett leads one from one group of insane people to another such group.

You don’t want David Cameron handling your retirement funds.

A duck knows when to put head in or out of water.

I always wind up behind the old lady at the check-out line.

Whoever said ‘age wears well’ sure was never old.

Some like intelligent leaders, some like Trump.

The silence of Jeb Bush is deafening.

I miss Ted Cruz pretending to be a fighting sheriff.

Whatever happened to Carly Fiorina?

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from an 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Actually, Donald DOES have small hands, but no one talks about his small brain.

Only in America can someone seeking to lead the land have his main advisors be his family.

The New York Yankees have gone from being the Bronx Bombers to the Bronx Slumbers.

Anger towards immigrants will lead England to leave the EU.

Strange, ever since we Humans left Africa we have become angry to those who arrive in an area after we did.

I last fired a rifle in June, 1953 when  leaving the Army. Never once since then felt the need to fire the damn thing.

Bullets kill people, not praying.

My nightmare –Ivanka Trump as president!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Donald wants advice, has he considered the clowns in the Ringling Brothers circus?

I wonder which city is next on the LeBron James list to save?

Say, whatever happened to Chris Christie– never hear from him these days?

My advice to Donald, quit waving around those tiny hands.

Gee, I wonder what advice Donald’s daughter, Ivanka  can offer?

Future historians will term America in 2016, the era of ANGER.

I await the next Hillary fuck up.

Trump Family Takes Over

Well, it is now clear that Donald Trump has finally decided to seek the advice of key political analysts and retool his campaign. He got rid of his campaign manager, the notorious Corey Lewandowski who had gained fame pushing around female correspondents. So, who did Donald take advice from in seeking new blood in his campaign? Naturally, another Trump! His daughter Ivanka and her husband are now the key political experts.

Since we believe that Donald needs some assistance, what else can we do, but offer our own advice.

Chris Christie has an approval rating in New Jersey of about 27%. Why not consult him?

The Bush family is sulking, since you want to consult family members, why not ask the elder Bush for some help?

I believe the NRA is the best source of new ideas to get your campaign on the road to success.

LeBron James just made Cleveland a happy place, perhaps, he can save you.

You know, Donald, you constantly do ISIS many favors, perhaps, they can do one for  you with some advice.

Rudy Giuliani once saved America after 9/11, he can easily match you with bullshit, only he has new bullshit.

Then again there are always the Kardashians.

Interesting Headlines From World Press

In our daily reading of newspapers from throughout the world it is common to encounter some interesting headlines. We offer a sample of what we encountered yesterday:

“School Hunting For Unicorns”

Have they checked with Republican Party headquarters?

“Ivory Queen In Jail Over 700 Tusks”

Tisk, tisk, I guess an elephant stamped its feet on someone.

“Free AR-15 With Purchase of Car”

Now,the driver can blast away with car and gun!

“Patients Try Older Drugs First”

Sounds like another attack on Obamacare.

“Ban Foreign Bananas”

See, Donald told you, elect him and there will be jobs gathering bananas!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We  offer observations on the human condition from a 25 y ear old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Not a single person seeking high  office in America, actually served in the armed forces but all are gun-slinging good shots.

We live in an age of rhetoric, not action.

Once there were giants in the land, today,  mental pygmies.

ALL religions are used to justify killing.

Bill Maher is a liberal who believes only the Muslim religion contains terrorists has he ever heard of Catholic Adolf Hitler?

Well, LeBron James proved he IS the greatest!

Finally,  football will soon enter our lives.

Donald Trump Fastest Gun In Florida

Among the most common ideas propagated by Republicans is that if every person was armed, then all bad people would be dead. Donald Trump explained how to end terrorism such as the Orlando murders.  “People are dead.   A lot of people are dead. So, if everybody wants to be politically correct.  If people had guns and this son-of-a-bitch comes out shooting. POW. A bullet in his head. That would have been a beautiful sight.”

General S.L.A. Marshall, once conducted a study as to how many US soldiers actually fired their weapon in combat. He was studying WWII in Europe. His research indicated that thirty percent of soldiers did NOT fire their weapon due to fear of revealing their position. Perhaps, his figures are not accurate, but ask any soldier who has been in combat and they will admit some soldiers did not fire their weapon. They would also admit that firing a weapon when someone is firing at you leads to jerk of hand and fear.

Then again, Donald Trump DID have an opportunity during the Vietnam War to display his bravery in combat. Of course, being Donald Trump he made certain  that the got a deferment from serving in the US Army. Heck, there were guys shooting at you! Who the hell wants to take on a bunch of guys shooting at you? Much better dining and dancing at  great club.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Finally, Chris Christie has found his moment of glory– valet to Donald.

Many Republicans await Donald to calm down. Ha, Ha.

I do expect a Republican response to Orlando– every child at birth is given an AR-15 to play with in the  crib.

When Christians murder people in America, no one says: “Radical Christian extremists.”

During the 20th century, Christian nations such as Germany and Italy murdered over forty million people. Is there something connecting Christianity and murder?

I have never seen a Trump speech without him waving around his arms.

I am amazed that people want to gaze at alligators.

LeBron James is really angry these nights.

Has anyone checked out whether the alligator which killed the  child is of the Muslim religion?

I would so love seeing a debate between Trump and Elizabeth Warren!

Trump’s dream world –Hispanics are Muslims!

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year  old body.

NOBODY ASKED  ME BUT

If we oppose immigrants, I guess that means we all should leave America and leave it to the animals.

It is not a gay life being in gay hating Putinland.

LeBron James and Cavaliers are really angry and determined to win.

Say, whatever happened to Carly Fiorina-is she still alive?

As one born in the 1930s, any and all mechanical devices are a mystery.

When will Americans realize it is robots who take their jobs away?

How about banning all robots from entering America?

Republicans On Gays

First, let me make clear that Donald Trump just loves gays and lesbians, in fact, some of his best friends are sort of gay. So, when the murder of dozens of gay people happened, here are how Republicans reacted to this tragedy:

Donald: I told you there would be more Muslim attacks, I told you so. OK, so a few gay people sort of got shot. But, remember who told you  so!

Marco Rubio: I have decided in light of this tragedy in Florida to once again seek the US Senate seat. OK, so something happened in Orlando, what does that have to do with the US Senate?

Ben Carson: I have gone to Disneyland in Florida many, many times. I always had a gay time when there. I truly am sorry some gay people are not gay today.

Paul Ryan: No comment on anything Donald says about anything.

John McCain: I just have to win in Arizona, so the only way is to get Obama. Blame it on the black dude and thousands cheer.

Jeb Bush: I wasn’t gay in those silly debates, and I’m still not gay so who really got murdered in Orlando– me or a few guys and gals?

Carly Fiorina: Too bad I wasn’t at that night club, I would have charged the shooter and shouted into his ears until he stopped shooting to cover his ears. NO one messes with the Carly gal!

John Kasich: As soon as I finish this ice cream cone, I will comment on Orlando.