Category Archives: Africa

Let’s Build A Wall–Real High

I wonder if the Donald man has considered the possibility of also running for president of the European Union. There are millions of people in Hungary or France or Poland or Germany who would welcome a political leader anxious and willing to build a giant wall to keep out those people, and when they say,”those people” they are not referring to Hispanics. They mean those from the Middle East and darker folk from Africa. At this moment, Hungary is engaged in building a wall to keep out Muslims and Christians of any and all color.

After all, how would you like some damn foreigner who takes your job collecting garbage? I realize that you are dying to work in the fields harvesting crops, but these dark folk and these Muslims want YOUR JOB! There is no question the economic problems of Europe stem from foreigners taking away good paying jobs in meat factories.

The only problem confronting Europe is how to build a wall over water. I strongly advise them to check with Donald. I am certain he has a solution.

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, Newsday: “I Just Lost Everything”

Today’s lament in America!

Russia, Moscow Times; “Take A Trip To Crimea”

For Putin that means not only a trip but take over Crimea.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Take A Trip To Mars”

Any place just let me escape Donald Trump’s voice!

Australia,Canberra Times: “My Worst Nightmare”

Being forced to spend eternity watching Fox News.

Egypt, al-ahram: Nudists In Despair”

But, not those watching them!

Are Women On Fox News Bimbos?

I rarely find myself in a situation in which Donald Trump is the only one making intelligent comments,but when he is,let me come to his defense. Donald referred to the blond woman named Megyn Kelly as a bimbo. She is very upset,Fox News is very upset,but Donald certainly is not. So,here is a defense of the Donald man.

1. A basic requirement for a woman to be on Fox News is blond hair.

2.A requirement for these blonds is the ability to read the cue cards. Dark haired women are not able to handle this level of intelligence.

3.A female must have ample sized boobs. This is what leads to expressions such as bimbo.

4. The woman must display shinny white teeth.

5. The woman must swear allegiance to the wise man who runs Fox News. As of this point I do not have a clue as to how the decision is made to hire which of the blond bimbos.

6. I wonder why Donald only marries gorgeous women.I assume they all possess a Ph.D.

7. Donald is willing to stack his wife’s boobs up against Megan any day in the year!

Boom Boom Goes ISIS

There are moments when I believe it is possible to enter the mind of an ISIS follower in order to understand from whence comes his ideas about anything. The recent senseless explosions in Syria which have witnessed the destruction ruins dating back at least two thousand years leave me baffled. ISIS insists it is their Muslim duty to destroy and all relics from the past since they represent idols.

1. Yes, and sort of no, you guys are right. They were built by those who worshipped gods in the sky.

2. The confusing point is that it violates the Muslim religion. Fellas, these things were built BEFORE there was a Muslim religion. So, how in hell can they insult something built before the thing being insulted never was?

3. If you guys want to destroy idols, how about forests. After all, in olden times, they did worship things in the forest.

4. How about you guys getting high on marijuana and forget about blasting anything other than your mind?

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Ukranian Ducks Confiscated”

These western spies were caught in the act of quaking!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “No Swimming At Beach.”

These days the sharks are everywhere.

USA, Newsday: “I Just Lost Everything”

I invested in our stock market?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Stop Topless Show”

These days going topless might make Republicans interesting.

Israel, Jerusalem Post: “I’m Alive”

Yes, Bibi, and raring for action with bombs on Iran!

Pope Francis Comments Upset Catholics

I recognize that Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio and folks like Rudy Giuliani or Rick Santorum are devout Catholics and certainly have a right to be upset these days. What about that stuff regarding “the idolatry of money!” Doesn’t that man know it is the wealthy who create high paying jobs for those working in fast food?? Robert Royal of the Faith and Reason Foundation is real angry at this guy from Italy telling we Americans how to live or think. “I was astonished by some of the things he’s said about public order. He’s the pope least prepared to do public comments in the past 150 years!”

After all, how does he dare to comment when prior popes like Pope Pius XII were willing to negotiate with Italian dictator Benito Mussolini. Then again, he knew enough to keep his mouth shut during the Holocaust. Now, there was a real pope who opposed abortion, adultery, gays,that is those gay of the sexual persuasion. The Catholic church has lost contact with many secular Catholics and silence Pope Francis, and there wille even more silence on Sundays in Church.

Great Ideas

Someone decided to spoof our beloved Donald Trump by claiming he wants to relocate Palestinians to Puerto Rico. How about:

1. Any woman in America who is not satisfied with laws ending abortion will be relocated to Saudi Arabia.

2. Don’t like our wonderful gun laws,you are on the next boat to Syria.

3. Black Lives Matter,OK, you are on your way to Nigeria and hang around with Boko Haram.

4. Upset with $7.25 an hour, I have a good job for you in Bangladesh.

5. Upset with our wonderful wealthy folk,how about meeting some Greek capitalists, they never pay any tax?

6. You illegals want to come to America, how about Puerto Rico?

Donald, that idea was no joke, send them to Puerto Rico and win all the money from Sheldon Adelson!

Prostitutes Attacked

There is no doubt that among the oldest jobs in the world is that of being a prostitute. It brings cash into the house of poor women,it enables them to feed their children, and it allows many to at least control their own destiny. Prostitutes in the town of Amansea in Nigeria were confronted by armed men bent on destroying their homes, and ending their occupations. The Prostitutes became furious and fought back. “How can they destroy our homes without notice? They are very wicked.”

Prostitution is not an occupation that enables a women to feel dignified. However, for many women in this world, it is work, it is funds for the children or he family. Of course,there would not be a single prostitute in the world if men ceased to use their bodies in exchange for money. Blame it on the men, not the victims!

Every day women sell their bodies.Every day on Wall Street and in corporation headquarters, men and women are selling their souls for money,but no one describes them as-PROSTITUTES!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark,Copenhagen Post: “Naked Man Discovered In Bed”

Me, I would rather enjoy a naked woman.

UK, Guardian: “Who Controls The World?”

Easy one–those with gobs of money!

Israel, Jerusalem Post: “Rabbi Fired”

I assume this is Kosher.

USA, aol: “I will Deliver A Budget”

What is in it, is another question.

Sweden, Local: “I’m Alive”

So, fellow Republicans, just wait for some other comments!

Top Places To See In Life

As a boy I would often sit on Coney Island gazing out to sea wishing that some day I would cross it to see the origin of my parents. Many of us had some places we wanted to see in our lives.

1. Rocky Mountains at dawn.

2. Sailing into New York harbor to see the Old Lady with arm outstretched.

3. Walking the banks of the Seine.

4. Watching dawn beak in San Francisco.

5. Walking the streets of London.

6. The Grand Canyon.

7. The Pyramids of Egypt.

8. Just being in Rome.

10. Kissing the ground of Israel.

So, what are the places you desire to see or experience?