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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Bernie Sanders has the TRUTH and no one else does.

Donald Trump each day is more presidential, or at least he tries so very, very, hard.

Megyn Kelly threw her body under that of Donald Trump and gave herself one big screwing.

American “liberals” so enjoy losing elections as long as they  are right!

Ralph Nader gave us George Bush and the death of millions in the Middle East, so what will Bernie Sanders give us?

Hillary Clinton suffers from pundits repeating over and over lies about her.

No, Hillary Clinton is not perfect, but she will appoint Supreme Court Justices who will protect human rights!

Surprise! Donald is going to have Megyn Kelly as his running mate!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Some want to fuck Donald Trump, Carly Fiorina would fuck anyone who gave her a job.

Question: Which of his three wives would become the First Lady?

This is the first election in memory where voters say,”I really don’t like the candidate I’m voting for, but the  other candidate I hate.”

I assume at one point, ISIS will chop off the head of ISIS when they run out of heads to chop off.

Bill Clinton has really lost his voice, he sounds old.

Hillary continues to make idiotic comments, how come?

Are Republicans positive they don’t want to take another look at Mitt Romney?

 

So Cover Up On TV!

Each and every night on television one can see in black and white or in technicolor, people having their heads blown to pieces. We witness horrific beheadings of innocent people by mad men. We see scenes of floods that leave people clinging to pieces of wood. We see scenes of fire burning up homes and leaving children with burned bodies. Name the horror and its on your nightly television station.

However, none of these scenes could match what appeared the other night on KLTA in Los Angeles. Meteorologist Liberte Chan was wearing a black cocktail dress that revealed parts of her body. Someone rushed over to her and demanded that she put  on a sweater so the viewing public would not be shocked! Thank God in this era of Obama and political correctness someone has stood up for the rights of common decency!!

Ignorance IS A Virtue!

The Kenya dude who somehow became president of the United States once again demonstrated his hatred of our noble land. He made this incredible statement while addressing students at Rutgers University: “In politics and life, ignorance is not a virtue. It is not cool to not know what you’re talking about.” Huh? Let me get this clear,is the President of the United States arguing that one should KNOW what he is talking about? Huh?

During the past nine months we have had over 17 intelligent and wise Republicans making clear that being ignorant IS a virtue and a necessity to become president. If I say, “there is NO climate change’, and I make that statement with dignity and certainty and add that God is on my side, how can what I say be incorrect? Since when did anyone seeking the presidency have to know what the hell he is talking about? We Americans want leaders who are boastful, who make promises that can never be kept, but leave us feeling happy and content. That is the essence of the American Dream.

Example: “figures indicate that MORE Hispanics are leaving America than entering. BUT, if I believe those alleged “facts”how the hell can I want to build a Great Wall and give jobs to millions??

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

As ye sow, so shall ye reap, vote for Donald and get the results you do not want.

Republicans will rally around anyone who is not Hillary. Adolf is really not a completely bad guy.

Social media is usually not so social.

Schools have become a giant testing center for memorizing trivia.

I wonder what Washington, Lincoln and Jefferson think about their creation these days up in Heaven?

Strange how fear of ISIS has shifted to another fear.

Social media creates “truth” by simply repeating lies.

Bernie has to organize his folks to go on and on into the fall.

In my youth many years ago, we admired scientists since they knew more than we did. Times have changed.

These days people boast about their ignorance as a sign of intelligence!

I so wish Elizabeth Warren had sought the presidency.

 

 

 

 

Voice Of America

Edward Tucker is an68 retired carpenter and  he is very angry. “I think Trump is nuts, but I’d love to have him as president to see what happens. I wouldn’t want to end up in some kind of war or anything. But, something is going to change if he’s president, we just don’t know what.”

1933: “OK, so this guy Adolf Hitler is some kind of nut and says crazy things about Jews, but I’d love to have him as leader of Germany. I wouldn’t want to end up  in some kind of war or anything. But, something is going to change if he’s our Leader, we just don’t know what.”

By the way, exactly who did Edward Tucker vote for these past twenty years? I’ll be he voted for Republicans who created the inequality that bothers him!

Interview With Suicide Bomber

This is the record of a suicide bomber ho wakes up above.

I: Hi Kassem, feelling OK?

K: What happened where am I? How come I’m all together, I thought by blowing myself up, I would now be in pieces?

I: Well, right now you are in what we  call, Limbo. Sort of a way station on your voyage to a destination.

K: But, I did a real nobel act. So, I must be headed to Heaven, isn’t that right?

I: Well, not sort of right. Come with me into the next room. See those broken bodies, well,  your first task is to put them together. Oh, they are the people you blew up.

K: Put them together? ?Why, I did something courageous.

I: Let me get this straight. You blew up  children, and think that is what God desired to happen to His creations?

K: But, they were evil Shiites. I am  confused.

I: Well, let me clear eternity for you. First, you will spend years in this room putting  together bodies of those you destroyed.When, that task is completed, you will spend eternity in a room with those you blew up and they will simply gaze at you in silence. You are doomed to a silent eternity.

K: But,..

I: Sorry, no ‘buts’ just get to work making whole what you destroyed– for eternity in silence!!

A Leader For All Seasons

It increasingly becomes clear that Donald Trump has hit upon a novel approach to seeking the presidency. Ordinarily, those who are candidates for president lay out their ideas and defend those ideas during the campaign. But, Donald has discovered a new twist to seeking the presidency. He recently told Bill O’Reilly, “I’ve been pro-life. I was a meek fashioned pro-choice, but I’ve become pro-life.” He  promised to appoint pro-life justices to the Supreme Court.

I assume that Donald will now campaign for:

I am for lower taxes on the middle class before I decide to favor higher taxes.

I used to be for gun restrictions, but these days, I just say: “Blast away and watch out”

OK, so I screwed some broads, but from now on I’m for one broad at a time.

OK, so I said some nasty comments about Hispanics and wanted to build a Great Wall, but from now on I want everyone to eat tacos made by Hispanics and I want to build a bridge from Mexico to the US.

OK, so I once hugged and kissed Hillary, but from now on, I’m going to screw that bitch until she shouts, “I surrender!”

Oh, and I will visit a mosque.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

First Donald went for the  working class vote, then he went for the transgender vote and now the women’s vote.

I have no idea how an entire city of 88,000 can be evacuated due to fire.

It is May and I’m cold in Chicago,and conservatives argue there has always been cold days in May.

The one good piece of news these days is that we spend our days worrying about Trump and not the Middle East.

I am 85 and modern people argue about who can piss with you.

Few baseball players these days sprint down the first base line when hitting a grounder to second.

Sorry, books open the mind to wonder, not tweets.

DuPage United Likes “Muslims”

There are many groups in America seeking to form connections to members of the Muslim community in order to make Christians and Jews realize there are some nice Muslims, as well as make Muslims get to know some nice Christians and Jews. I have never believed there are “good” Muslims or Christians or Jews or atheists. There are some nice people and some jerks in this world. Bringing together Muslims with Christians and Jews to prove in the goodness of a person based upon their religion or non-religion is the height of ignorance.

I meet someone who mentions they are a Muslim, and like or dislike the person, not because of their religion– or lack of one- but due to their innate personhood. I find ironic that no one ever says, “Christian Nazism” or “Catholic Fascism” or “Christian-Jewish Communism.” Adolf is simply one bad Nazi  dude, not some bad dude Christian Nazi dude. Please don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with reaching out to meet interesting “People,” but seeking “nice” people based upon their religion is a certainty to backfire. Why? Because in ANY group of humans, there are nice folks and jerks.

So, how to counter hatred toward a group?

1. VOTE.

2. Organize as many people as possible to vote for those seeking to  undo democracy.

3. Seek to get people voting in 2018 when there are no presidential candidates and make certain they vote in 2020 when election districts are redone.

4. THE most important issue today is getting people to VOTE against Trump this year, and in 2018 against the bigots seeking to control our state legislatures and congressional districts.

If along the way you meet a nice  person who is of the Muslim faith–great, hopefully, you will meet people of all backgrounds and beliefs.

My mother-in-law was from Branson, Missouri, a good Southern Baptist who was nice to the first Jew she ever met. We did not agree on ANY political or social ideas, but, when Norma met A person, she interacted with that person based upon their human qualities.