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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped i a 86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Funny, no one yells and screams these days about the FOUR men killed at Benghazi.

I assume someone will show Ben Carson where the men’s toilets are in HUD.

Exactly what are the qualifications of Ivanka Trump for dealing with issues other than dad says she is a “good piece of ass?”

Some days I  ponder about creating some weird conspiracy event.

Ah, Pearl Harbor day, founder of Conspiracy Theories.

Is there anyone who has NOT been contacted by Trump about nothing?

Imagine if Hillary Clinton had challenged Trump about his crazy economic ideas!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I wonder if we should not begin to offer medals for those wounded in the Trump tweet wars.

I still wonder if Donald Trump has actually ever read a book from cover to cover.

One must admit the Trumps enjoy linking business and pleasure.

I suspect if Kim Jong un offered Trump the right to build hotels in his country, Donald would OK atomic bombs for him.

The Trump slogan, never ignore any opportunity to make a buck.

I still am confused why Ben Carson was not made Chief of Staff of our armed forces, he is so SINCERE.

I wonder which Cabinet position Trump’s grandson will get, Secretary of Education, after all, he goes to school.

Welcome To Trump Madness

I was watching CNN when a Trump supporter explained why Doctor Ben Carson should be the new Secretary of Housing and Development–HUD.

1. He spent part of his childhood in public housing.

2. He was among the most foremost doctors able to separate joined twins.

3. We have a housing problem in this nation, so we need someone with new ideas who lacks any knowledge about housing.

4. Dr. Carson is a devout Christian, he is a man of God, so, most probably God will help him make the right decision.

5. He definitely will appoint his Under Secretary from among those currently in homeless shelters in order to have someone who knows about rats and poverty.

6. Ben promises to be awake most of the day, ready for whatever he is supposed to do, just  give him a  year or two to figure out what the Secretary of HUD actually does.

7. His name is NOT Hillary Clinton.

8. Anyone who can do open heart surgery, certainly can do whatever one is expected to do at HUD.

9. As a child, Ben Carson played for hours with his blocks, building things.

10. Thank God, Ivanka is not the Secretary of HUD.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

San Francisco quarterback Colin Kaepernick threw 20 yards in passing, perhaps he might kneel when he throws passes.

These days idiot Sarah Palin is making more sense than idiot Donald Trump, what next, a five year old becomes our Secretary of State?

I guess Donald Trump would tell Hitler, “Adolf, you are doing a fantastic job ending unemployment.”

Donald angers China, what next, a nuclear match to see which nation  is more adventurous?

Some newly elected presidents read books and reports, Donald Trump watches SNL to tweet.

Perhaps, they need to construct a play pen in the White House for Donald.

These are not the best of times.

 

Trump Loves Fantastic Guys!

If there is one thing that Donald Trump is great at is expressing his love of people who are famous. He just spoke with President Narsultan Nazarbayev, the guy who runs the country of Kazakhstan. As  Donald expressed to this leader, “Hi, I hear fantastic things about you, folks say you are one great, no, fantastic leader to your country, excuse me, I just can’t pronounce its name, but, it must be a fantastic country, wonderful, and having you as its boss man, must be fantastic for the people. I am sure they just adored their fantastic leader.”

Oh, President Nazabayev has been the dictator for over twenty  years. Yes, Donald, he is a fantastic guy. If you get on his hit list, this fantastic leader offers you two choices: in the vat of boiling water or in the vat of acid. In either case, you wind up without any skin. Yes, Donald, a fantastic guy!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

The US government will now have a TWEET ROOM for national emergencies.

“Hatred” is the primary characteristic of Trump appointments.

These will be dark days for those who respect democracy in America.

One wonders how Sanders supporters who did not vote for Clinton, NOW FEEL.

Welcome to the  United States of Trump Kleptocracy.

I still doubt if Donald Trump has ever read the US Constitution.

I wonder how many Republicans in Congress will place nation before politics?

 

Rumors Are Flying

The advent of Donald Trump as president-elect has ushered in a series of rumors  that might or might not be true. We offer some samples.

1.It is rumored that Donald Trump, in his desire to return free enterprise to America, will auction off the White House.

2. It is rumored that Melania Trump is being given speech  lessons on how to speak with an American accent.

3. It is rumored a new play room will be established in the White House to provide the new president with an area in which he can  play with mud and throw it against the wall when he gets upset.

4.It is rumored that Rudy  Giuliani will conduct a sit-down strike until Trump makes him Secretary of State.

5. There are unconfirmed rumors that Donald Trump is investigating the possibility of selling the United States to China, on the condition, Trump Enterprises gets a finder’s fee for arranging the sale.

6. It is still unclear as to whether Ivanka has her own bedroom in the White House or does she share one with dad.

7. There is no truth to the  rumor that Trump will substitute the Nazi flag for the Star Spangled Banner.

8. However, Steve Bannon IS fighting for the change!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We now have a Commander of Twitter as head of our armed forces.

The White House needs a play room for the new President.

What a wonderful experience  to witness Rudy shouting and Donald throwing mud pies as they discuss foreign affairs.

If ignorance was bliss, then President Trump would be continually happy.

Trump is the only president to be elected by a LANDSLIDE while losing the popular vote by two million votes.

Mitt Romney must be smiling these days wondering why Donald might want him as Secretary of  State.

Trump will sign veto acts until someone tells him that Congress first has to pass laws.

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

These days single Jewish men are seeking to marry a Trump girl so they can become Secretary of State.

Boeing has a 50 billion contract to build planes for Iran, oh well, France has promised to do the building after Donald cancels the contract.

Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway says Trump supporters feel ‘betrayed’ by Donald talking with Romney about a Cabinet position. Wonder why?

Rudy Giuliani admits to giving speeches to Qatar businessmen, the same ones who gave money  to Osama bin Laden.

Whatever happened to Chris Christie, is he still alive?

Ben Carson may not accept a Cabinet position until someone explains to him what is this thing called–CABINET.

I have a hunch that Senator Rand Paul is the only Republican who will not be bought off by Donald Trump.

Fidel Finally Died

I recall in January, 1959 sitting with a group of University of California students as we watched Fidel Castro drive out the hated dictator, Batista, and hopefully bring democracy to the people of Cuba. He came across as a modern Robin Hood who was going to bring peace and prosperity to Cubans. Alas, that was the dream, and the reality was different. He  preached for a new world in which the under class  finally was able to share the riches of society. He promised to end dictatorship and replace it with a democracy.

The years passed, and Fidel became much of what he had overthrown. Yes,  he did bring education to all, yes, he did bring excellent medical care to all. BUT, his economics changed Cuba from a  nation in which the top five percent lived in comfort to a nation in which ALL(except for government bureaucrats) lived a life without comforts. He never was able to create a Communist economy that resulted in high standard of living for all. His promise of ‘democracy’ was transformed into a dictatorship in which those who disagreed did so in prison.

Yes, many Cubans will feel sad that the only ruler they had known for fifty years is now dead. It is up to his brother, Raul, to return to the  original promise of a democracy and a dynamic economy that brings a good life to ALL CUBANS.