Category Archives: Africa

Boko Haram Goes Bonkers

Boko Haram is an organization of fervent Muslims who match ISIS in hate, in anger, in brutality, and in desires to destroy and murder.They continue their fury in various parts of Northeastern Nigeria. Unlike the dramatic rise in unification which has swept through Europe in the aftermath of murders in Paris, whatever Boko Haram is doing about killing hundreds of people seems far away and of no interest to the world.

Yesterday, an eleven year old and an 18 year old girl blew themselves up in market areas resulting in the death of dozens. It is doubtful if these deaths warranted more than a blurb in newspapers and hardly a comment in the media. Those killed were Muslims and these days Kill-A-Muslim for God will not stir anger and cries of revenge.

I wonder if Republicans would allow in Muslim refugees from Muslim terrorists?


We offer samples of headlines from the world press along with our comments.

Russia,Moscow Times: “No Easy Solutions”

Welcome to the real world.

France, Connexion: “Free Advice”

Anything free usually winds up being costly.

Sweden, Local: “Spend Moree, Save Less”

Republican mantra: Spend less and get less to balance things out.

USA, Newsday: “I’m A Sane Guy”

Not if I’m running for president as a Republican.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Heart Found On Campus””

Hopefully it was not broken in half


We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


Aside from speeches, exactly what do Republican want to do about ISIS?

Gee, I so wish we had Rudy Giuliani to lead us in this new crisis. After all, he single-handedly wiped out al-Qaeda.

Barack Obama is among the most inept leaders in a crisis. He never speaks with the American people.

Barack is cool when he should be hot.

Funny, no statements from George Bush on how to handle terrorists.

We ignore poverty and wonder why there are problems.

How about sending in Chicago gangs to handle ISIS?

Donald Trump On ISIS

My name is Donald Trump. I hope every damn Muslim, every cowardly member of ISIS memorizes that name because when I get rid of you pieces of shit, the last damn image in your mind will be that of a red haired man who is personally shooting each and every one of you bastards. Now how will I accomplish this task:

1. I will televise my speeches night and day throughout the Middle East.

2. I will send recordings of my speeches to each and every leader of ISIS.

3. I will give one speech after another in the state of Iowa how I will wipe out ISIS.

4. I will go on Fox News 7/24 every week to denounce ISIS.

5. I intend to visit every state in America to speak about my plan to wipe out ISIS.

I can guarantee my ideas are COLOSSAL. I can guarantee the wall I will build around Iraq is FANTASTIC. And the hot air I will send to the Middle East is HOT.

So, watch out ISIS, your doom awaits!

Rudy Giuliani On Republicans, ISIS And Wetbacks

My name is Rudy Giuliani and I am the only Republican with a proven record of beating up terrorists. In case you forgot, I single-handedly wiped out the Muslim terrorists after 9/11 happened. I walked the streets of New York City,I strode into the stock market and after I rang the bell so people could at least make some money out of tragedy. I am the ONLY Republican who knows how to talk tough,never fight anyone unless they are people on relief and make a fortune out of pretending to be a hero.

So, here’s the deal,ISIS, I promise not to come to Syria and wipe you guys off the face of the Earth,and you guys promise to accept my invitation to become members of the New York City Police Department and walk the streets of New York in safety.Think about the offer, safety,security,and an opportunity to get into my security business and make gobs of money.

ISIS,join the Giuliani business empire and make some loot and–even get some good girls to make life enjoyable. My friends, I promise to help each and everyone a millionaire without doing any work!!

OH,I even promise you guys to meet some red hot Italian girls–talk about Heaven!

Ted Cruz On ISIS

I am sick and tired of the black dude in the White House who hovers in terror inside the oval office and refuses to take a stand against–let’s call it like it is–ISLAMIC TERRORISM! Unlike the Great Wimp I am a man of action. I have had extensive training in dealing with terrorists. I spent four years at Harvard, and if you want to know how wimps act, if you want to know how leftist jihadists behave, just head on up to Cambridge, Massachusetts. One blast of my voice sends these Islamic lovers heading off into the distance in fear.

I am from Texas, OK, so I was not born in Texas, but I have bathed myself in Texas culture. I have my assault weapon, I have my grenades, I have my bazooka, I have my BAR, just point me in the direction of Syria and watch those Muslim terrorists cower in fear!

You twerps, TED is headed your way so either repent and become a Christian or prepare for Heaven and those virgins!

Climate Change Endorsed By So-Called Scientists

Thirty two nations are in Paris, not for the sights but to hold talks about climate change. In the midst of carnage and blood and anger, they will be discussing ideas on how to handle climate change.Naturally, this topic has angered the entire group known as Republican candidates for President.There is an institution in America named the “Environment Agency” whose task is to assist ISIS and other Islamic terrorists destroy the American nation. Their number one target is the American business community. This so-called, “environment” group has nothing to do but drive decent hard working Americans from wealth to poverty.

No Republican ever met a greenhouse emission that was anything but a process of taking jobs away from Americans. Exactly what is wrong about having more “green” in the world?? I thought green was the right color for those seeking to enjoy the outdoor life.And, this “emitting” stuff,each day we emit shit and no one wants to regulate that!

God bless green, God bless emitting, and God bless great Americans like Trump, Cruz and Rubio for standing tall for the American dream!

Ben Carson On Syria

Since Ben Carson is the Republican leader at this moment in time, I decided to interview him on the issue of ISIS in Syria. After all, this man was once a great surgeon and now is a great headcase.

M: So, Dr. Carson, what do you think about the situation in Syria?

C: I want everyone in America to know that I am very interested and want to see you all back my campaign.

M: Sorry, Dr. Carson, I was talking about the nation of Syria, not seeing people.

C: Syria? Is that the place in what they call the Middle East?

M: Yes.

C: I want those in the Republican party to know that I believe strongly in being in the middle of things, I am not the kind of person who insists on going overboard on anything. Stay in the middle is my motto.

M: So, what did you think about Paris?

C: I love Paris. My wife and I were there years ago on our honeymoon.

M: Sir, I was referring to the murders in Paris.

C: Let me recount one time a man who murdered two people was wounded and I did heart surgery to save his life. That’s the Christian that I am, help the afflicted said Jesus, and I always have.But, when the friends of the men he murdered came to the hospital, I held off three of them with a knife that I was holding, yes, all by myself!

M: Thank you, Dr. Carson

Paris The New 9/11

The people of France are angry, the political leaders of America are dying to prove they are ready to take out ISIS tomorrow,and there are dozens of people still suffering from the chaos of the attacks. There is no doubt that the people of France are experiencing the same shock that Americans felt on 9/11. One outcome of the Americans anger was the horrible mistake of George Bush to invade Iraq. If there is one lesson from 9/11 it is to be careful how to respond to terrorists. The worst mistake is to invade the WRONG place. So, what are objectives?

1. Form a coalition of Muslim nations.

2. Seek to create a new Muslim armed force.

3. Only an Arab led armed force can succeed in the desire to end ISIS.

4. Rally together imams committed to ending radical Islam.

5. Be clear that the US or France can only function as support, not those who fight ISIS directly.



We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


There is no question that a President Fiorina will engage in nuclear war to prove that she has balls.

The magic word at any Republican debate is OBAMA. Just say it and then say anything such is that he is the anti-Christ.

Poor Rand Paul is always at the end and always ends with a comment about no war that does not agree with the others.

Jeb wants the world to know that he knows something.

John Kasich wants the world to know that he has actually DONE something.

Ben Carson is the American nightmare candidate who just goes on and on mumbling nonsense.

One day Ted Cruz will make a statement without recalling his brave father who came to America with nothing.