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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I await Donald holding aloft a rifle and shouting–“off with her head!”

Ironically, every poll shows the vast majority of Americans want gun control laws, but they can not be passed.

The Republican party is on the road to a split up. Crazies vs thinkers.

Emails have created more political problems than phones ever did.

Rule of political life, never write insulting things, just say them.

Miracle in Chicago, a single day without someone getting shot.

Then again, miracle in America, a single day without someone getting shot.

Uncle Tom On Trump

Every so often on CNN there is some black dude, whether it be Ben Carson or some other distinguished looking black guy, but there pitch is that Donald Trump is the black man’s hero. So, I asked Uncle Tom to explain:

“Donald Trump is the only white guy in America, or white gal, for that matter who can create jobs in black neighborhoods. Look at his record: he personally created thousands and thousands of jobs in the private sector so it is simply a matter of time before he creates millions and millions of jobs. Let me cite an example, I was talking with Margaret Jones who works in a Trump hotel.Donald Trump has promised to raise all wages of maids at least TWENTY FIVE CENTS an hour! Do the math. $7.25 an hour, she soon will be making $7.50 an hour! Has Hillary Clinton raised wages for maids one single cent!

I know the liberal media spreads false stories that black folks do not like Donald Trump. Who would you rather have as president, a guy who creates thousands, no, millions of jobs, of some white gal who is crooked and a liar? Let me prove my point. The other day, I met Donald, and he did NOT ask me to carry his bag! He saw my suit, he saw my black face, and he made certain that I was the first person escorted out of the hotel!

Let me point out that Donald will get rid of those Hispanics. This means we black folks can now get high paying jobs picking fruit or being a nanny! God, I love that man, and, in conclusion, let me note that Donald has always welcomed Michael Jordan as guest in his hotels. Has Hillary Clinton done that  for any famous black athlete?”

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind,trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I wonder why Don Rumsfeld is  silent about his party’s nominee?

Short sure is great when engaged in gymnastics.

I spend my nights thinking about which Cabinet position, Ivanka will fill.

If only Hillary would just say, “I was wrong,” the topic of emails would disappear.

These days Mitt Romney comes across a great statesman.

God, would I welcome one HONEST comment from Paul Ryan!

John Boehner sleeps peacefully these nights.

It apparently is OK for men to hug and kiss in the Olympics.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Why is it that Republicans who never served in the armed forces are now the super patriots?

Donald Trump wants to punch out guys, but during the Vietnam war, he sure did not want to punch out any Communist Viet Cong guys.

Saudi Arabia, our  ally, chops off heads, but we never say a word about those executions.

Clint Eastwood is a Hollywood  tough guy, but never fought anyone in war time.

The Internet created these non-stop emails about donating money, but none that donate money to you.

It is Friday, so who did Donald insult today?

The concept of an “apology” is  no longer used in the modern political world.

Football has returned, and so have our dreams of Super Bowls.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

The real issue in America is whether Rudy  Giuliani or Donald Trump has the biggest ego?

I still await the Bush family announcing it will vote for Hillary Clinton.

To obtain a Purple Heart requires: one is in the Armed forces, one is in a combat zone, and one is wounded. For some reason, Florida is not a combat zone.

Donald Trump has gone from ignorance to stupidity.

Hillary Clinton should simply say, “I made a mistake.”

Some Sanders supporters would vote for Hitler because he is simply “another one of those politicians.”

The real problem in America is not Donald Trump, it is those who want him to be president.

One must admit that Donald Trump is loved by his children.

Intervention For Trump

There is now growing evidence that leading Republicans will hold an Intervention for Donald Trump in order to get him  back on message. Or, more accurately, offering a  coherent message. Following are those who will assist the Republican candidate:

Sarah Palin: Donald, you just come across as too fat. How about some shots with me blasting away at deer? Or, we can show pictures of you skinning a wolf. Then again,  sure winner is you and I having a shooting contest. You don’t have to worry, I will miss the target by a mile. I was also thinking about  an arm wrestling contest between you and me. Women would go wild if I beat you, and you gave me a hug. See, it will show you as a considerate, caring male.”

Rudy Giuliani: Donald,I am the man who really “Saved America.” From now on you have to role play me with  my boasts and displays of pseudo toughness. From now on, begin each speech with: “I am endorsed by Rudy Giuliani,the man who saved America after 9/11! Rudy has promised to head our Armed forces after I become president. You want action, just wait until those atomic bombs destroy ISIS along with the entire nation of Syria!”

Newt Gingrich: “Donald, let’s be honest, when it comes to boasting and leaving wives, you don’t compare to me. First, we have to go after Hillary the right way. I will arrange for a man to come forward who claims to have fucked Hillary while Bill was working in the Oval office. I then will arrange for a women to claim that she is the wife of Hillary, and display a marriage certificate from Mexico. This will keep Hillary answering questions, which means no more attacks on you!”

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I some Sanders followers were in Germany in 1932, they would say: “So, this Hitler, just like the other politicians, who cares if he wins?

Donald continues to refer to “I’ve been hearing.” So, who does he hear this stuff from–his mind?

This is the first presidential election in which children spoke up about their parents being qualified to be president. What a surprise!

Reality, ISIS will help determine who is the American president. Guess who  they want it to be!

Perhaps, we have to arm police with stun guns.

Police need more time on the firing range learning to hit legs and arms.

Two boring groups— the Kardashians and the Trumps.

Donald says he would love to date Ivanka, the question is– would she want to date dad?

 

 

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old mind.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I await with glee the debate between Pence and Kane.

So Donald, when will you reveal TAX RETURNS?

Trump has violated the law with calls for Russia to hack government documents.

Of course,who wants to read Trump emails?

Bloomberg offered Independents a reason to vote this year.

Bernie Sanders children must grow up and vote for Clinton.

This is the first  convention  era in which children talked about their parents.

When Obama speaks, sunshine fills the world.

Obama On America

According to Donald Trump and Fox News, these are the worst of times, these are the most terrible times, these are the days of gloom and peril. President Obama presented to the American people a different version of reality. He described what IS, not what IS NOT.

1. Crime is at the lowest level in American history. People are safer now then they  have ever been in this country. Example: Fifteen years ago, about 2,200 people were murdered in New York City. Last year the figure was about 330. Except for a few cities like Chicago, most cities report similar results.

2. Over fifteen million jobs have been created since he became president. When Obama took office, the United States was LOSING 800,000 JOBS EACH MONTH.

3. Twenty million people now have health insurance that they lacked eight years ago.

4. Gay rights have been achieved.

5. For the first time a woman is running for president.

6. America is respected, that is why millions would love to enter it.

7. As a result of trade deals, the average American saves over $5,000 a year.

8. Unemployment is less than 5%.

9. We no longer torture prisoners of war.

10. ISIS has lost over 40% of the land it once controlled.

YES, this is reality,not the gloom picture of Donald Trump!

Putin On Evil Doers

There is one wonderful aspect to being dictator of Russia, when you make claims there are no voices in parliament, nor in any media outlets still around that might contradict what you say. During the past year, there have been several stories about how Russian athletes were given dopes that enabled them to win many victories.Putin is furious at these claims, calling them “discrimination”and assuring Russians that we are “not going to put up with it.”

In fairness to our beloved leader, our noble father, let me explain what he is describing. There is overwhelming evidence that black American athletes were born in Africa, not America. Since there are few major highways in Africa, these men–and women–ran for miles each day in order to get from point A to point B. That is why they are so fast.

There is proof that American athletes have been drinking specially made “coffee”at Starbucks. Actually, this “coffee” is really a special mix of marijuana and other drugs which enhance the muscle strength of athletes.

Since America had slavery  this gives America a special advantage in athletics. It has been proven that black slaves are more muscle bound than white folks. Since they are more primitive, these blacks have greater speed that is needed to escape tigers and panthers.