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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year  old body.

NOBODY ASKED  ME BUT

If we oppose immigrants, I guess that means we all should leave America and leave it to the animals.

It is not a gay life being in gay hating Putinland.

LeBron James and Cavaliers are really angry and determined to win.

Say, whatever happened to Carly Fiorina-is she still alive?

As one born in the 1930s, any and all mechanical devices are a mystery.

When will Americans realize it is robots who take their jobs away?

How about banning all robots from entering America?

Republicans On Gays

First, let me make clear that Donald Trump just loves gays and lesbians, in fact, some of his best friends are sort of gay. So, when the murder of dozens of gay people happened, here are how Republicans reacted to this tragedy:

Donald: I told you there would be more Muslim attacks, I told you so. OK, so a few gay people sort of got shot. But, remember who told you  so!

Marco Rubio: I have decided in light of this tragedy in Florida to once again seek the US Senate seat. OK, so something happened in Orlando, what does that have to do with the US Senate?

Ben Carson: I have gone to Disneyland in Florida many, many times. I always had a gay time when there. I truly am sorry some gay people are not gay today.

Paul Ryan: No comment on anything Donald says about anything.

John McCain: I just have to win in Arizona, so the only way is to get Obama. Blame it on the black dude and thousands cheer.

Jeb Bush: I wasn’t gay in those silly debates, and I’m still not gay so who really got murdered in Orlando– me or a few guys and gals?

Carly Fiorina: Too bad I wasn’t at that night club, I would have charged the shooter and shouted into his ears until he stopped shooting to cover his ears. NO one messes with the Carly gal!

John Kasich: As soon as I finish this ice cream cone, I will comment on Orlando.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Have Republicans considered a ticket of Herman Cain and Ben Sanders? It certainly would give them some color.

Republicans have to face reality–he will never change.

It is not that Americans love guns, it is that SOME nut cases love guns.

I can never understand how anyone who loves hunting needs an assault rifle to kill a deer.

So Marco Rubio is seeking to return as Senator. What next, Jeb becoming governor of Florida?

I do not understand why God so loves Ted Cruz that He speaks with him daily.

There must be some group that Donald has not insulted

 

White Men Speak On Election

Let’s get one thing clear, it is clear that we white guys will support a white man who runs against that crooked  Hillary Clinton. So, I must point out that I am a white man. My pop was a white man. My grandfather was a white man, and we white men have to stand up for white rights. So, what are my criteria for how I will cast my ballot:

1. I want someone who will make we white guys great again.

2. I want someone who protects my right to an AR-15 assault rifle because when I go hunting those damn deer run too damn fast.

3. Frankly, I never met a Muslim that I could trust. Then again, I have never met a Muslim. I can’t always be perfect.

4. I am sick and tired of my wife voting for someone without my permission. We need a president who makes certain women respect their husbands–and boy friends.

5. Yes, I am gay, yes, I enjoy gay moments in my life, but kissing some guy is NOT one of them!

6. I know Hillary Clinton did something with her emails. Frankly, at age 85, I really don’t know what emails are.

7. The last time I had anything to do with some white haired guy who waved his arms was when I visited the looney bin.

8. I want someone who tells it is like it is. Now, hopefully, someone will tell me what “it is” is.

9.Donald tells me that he will bring back those jobs making sweaters and underwear. Actually, I used to work in a steel plant.

10. I love my wife, I  love my daughters, but when it comes to running America, it is a man’s JOB.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

The source of Islamic terrorism is from our allies, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia.

So, what now, Bernie, eating Ben & Jerry ice cream in Vermont?

Republicans have to confront reality -Donald will not shut up.

For someone who regards himself as a tough guy, Donald waves his arms around some like fairy.–as we say in the Bronx.

It is Wednesday, Donald must be insulting someone. Hey, Paul Ryan, just remember that Donald must insult someone.

I have a hunch that Bernie so regrets not starting his crusade ten years ago.

Barack let Donald get  to him, so what, it  is  fun having the president blasting the fool from New York.

 

The Real Obama Story

Due to my contacts in the Trump headquarters I have been able to get a copy of the latest news about the man from Africa who claims to be born in Hawaii. Examine the situation:

Muslim terrorists murder American citizens.

All terrorists these days are from the Muslim religion. I am not saying all Muslims are terrorists, just that all terrorists are Muslims.s

A Muslim terrorist just murdered 49 people in Orlando. If we had a Trump administration no Muslim from anywhere would be allowed to enter this great nation. This Muslim named Mateen was the son of Afghan immigrants. If we followed the ideas of Donald Trump and never allowed any Muslim to migrate, there never would have been a slaughter of the innocent in Orlando!

Barack Obama has dark skin.

People in Africa have dark skin.

His father came from Africa and has dark skin.

Figure it out, Barack Obama loves dark skinned people.

Millions of Muslim terrorists have dark skin.

Barack Obama refuses to say, “Islamic terrorism”

Muslim terrorists refuse to term themselves terrorists.

One plus one equals two– BARACK OBAMA IS A SECRET MUSLIM TERRORIST!

Donald Being Presidential

In fairness to Donald Trump one should note that he never stated that President Obama was a Muslim nor did he say that Obama was a charter member of ISIS. However, he did remind one and all that Obama’s father was African born. So, what did he say:

“He doesn’t get it o he gets it better than anybody else. It’s either one or the other  and either one is unacceptable. This man has no clue. They’re something going on, He doesn’t want to see what’s happening. And, that could be.” Donald wanted to make clear that he alone knows how to stop bad guys. He alone know-how to halt terrorism. I am a bit confused. Back during the Vietnam war he had a chance to wipe out the communists, but for some reason, he begged for a deferment. I do not understand this man.He calls John McCain a loser for getting captured, but when he had the chance to be brave, he sort of went the other way.

I guess if President Trump issues the call to war, we know where he will be–fucking some broad far, far, away from the action!

NODOBY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

The party of hate is now ready to engage in real hate.

I do admire Mitt Romney for speaking like an American, rather than as a Republican.

Every school shooting was by a Christian, but no outcry to send Christians back to where they came from.

Thirty thousand Americans died from guns last year, and still  no desire to curb gun use.

Mr. Marteen walked into a gun shop and legally purchased weapons of mass destruction.

The coward Donald Trump who dodged the draft during the Vietnam war is now ready to explain how to fight terrorism!

America is prepared to lose its soul to hate and anger.

Donald Given Summer Present

I do not have a doubt in the world that each night when little Donald gets on his knees to pray his prayer is always the  hope that some nut case who is of the Muslim religion massacres some people in America. Actually, he has no concern if those who are slaughtered are in the Middle East. When such killings occur, as far as Donald is concerned, ‘good riddance to bad rubbish.” His only hope is that Muslim terrorists are on his side.

We know that Omar Marteen purchased weapons of mass slaughter in a legal manner, after all this is the United States of America where any deranged person can invoke his Second Amendment right to shoot and kill. We know that he is or was a Muslim. According to his father, Omar was also very upset that he saw two men kissing. We now have a great debate that will rage for months to come. Was this a HATE CRIME? Was this a crime committed by a MUSLIM TERRORIST?

Regardless, this is THE event that Donald Trump prayed would occur in order to divert attention from his crude racist statements. Well,thanks to ISIS, he received a summer present.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Hate has become the food of Republicans, against anyone, at any time.

I feel sorry for Paul Ryan, each day he has to figure out how to resolve his anger toward Donald Trump.

The American people do not suffer from the Zika virus, but the hating virus.

There ARE days when I want to go to Canada.

Frankly, there is no Democrat who would not be hated by Republicans, even Thomas Jefferson.

I have been around for presidential campaigns for 76 years and do not recall anyone referring to their opponent as “Crooked.”

These days ISIS comes across as reasonable folks.

I see pictures of Syrian people fleeing and realize many in America do not regard them as humans fleeing.

Hillary Clinton has aroused incredible hate as one who is crooked, but she has never been charged with any crime.

Poor Bill Clinton, he is losing his once mellow voice.

Bernie one day must wave his arms for the final salute.

I await a miracle, Donald Trump will actually specify what he will do as president.

Whatever happened to Secretary of State John Kerry?