Category Archives: Africa

Obama Waffles Again!

Once again it is clear that President Barack Obama has the backbone of a chocolate eclair. Just about every expert on how diseases spread is convinced that instituting a ban on travel in the modern age simply makes things worse. Reality: if someone in Liberia wants to come to America, all they have to do is take a plane to Algeria and fly from there. This is not rocket science. At this moment the American government can monitor everyone who comes from Liberia or any West African nation. Ban travel and these people will wind up coming from a dozen other nations. But, Fox News and Republicans are shouting the sky is falling, and Obama does not wish to be responsible for the sky falling. After all, we all know he was born in Africa, so now he must be on guard against Republicans who claim our society is confronting the “greatest threat to our survival that has occurred in our history?” Oh, that Hitler guy, how could you compare him with ONE person who is dead.

President Obama told reporters that he might reconsider the current policy which allows travel from West Africa. He did note that “experts in the field say it(instituting a ban) is less effective than the measures we are already considering.” Mr. President, how can you listen to “experts” when Fox News experts insist we need a ban?

How about a day of National Calm in America??

MADNESS OF EBOLA

The New York Daily News headline proclaimed to a picture of President Obama:

FOR GOD’S SAKE
GET A GRIP

Now, let me get this clear, if there is an illness in our nation, somehow, some way the President can cure the patient. Barack Obama has nothing to do with Ebola, he has no power, he lacks any skill to treat this disease. The Center for Disease Control is in charge. Can we Americans for once, keep politics out of an issue that has nothing to do with politics? Does the Daily News want the President to offer advice to doctors? This is madness become even more madness by the constant nonstop attacks on Obama for every ill in the world.

I hate to inform the Daily News but the Texas Health Presbyterian hospital committed the mistakes. Not the CDC. So, how about another headline directed at Texas Governor Rick Perry:

FOR GOD’SAKE
GET A GRIP

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Biden Says Erdogan Admits Mistakes”
“Biden Apologizes To Erdogan For Comment”

France, Connexion: “Rat Complaints”

We prefer Cheddar over Meunster!

UK< Guardian: “Campaign Targets Breast Cancer”

To get it or cure it is the question?

Norway,Norway Post: “Implant Bionic Eye”

I can see you wherever you go!

China, China Daily: “Kim Jong Un Makes Appearance”

I guess that means some generals will make a disappearance.

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, New Statesman: Riot Club Lads”

How about a Peace Club to handle the Riot Club?

Sweden, Local: “Are Youth Today Boring?”

No, but their iPads sure are!

USA, aol: “Two Shot In Shoot Out”

They were simply exercising their 2nd Amendment Constitutional rights!

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Rat On Rivals”

How about just sending rats to your rivals?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “How Could It Have Been Mislaid?”

In the House of Representatives, they only mislay their sense of ethical behavior!

So, What’s With Ebola?

At this moment in time, exactly ONE nurse has become a victim of Ebola in the United States of America. Naturally, to Fox News pundits, we are confronting a massive threat to the very security of the United States of America. First, one nurse became ill, and then another and so on and so on. Nina Pham was among the nurses who treated the gentleman who brought Ebola from Africa. The pone clear aspect of this story is that procedures in hospitals are still not up to the standard necessary if Ebola is to be halted. Critics already are complaining that nurse Pham failed to adhere to proper safety procedures when she took off her hospital uniform. Something went amiss. How about?

1. Transforming a hospital in each city whose major concern would be to handle Ebola patients?

2. Ensuring that medical workers were provided with the necessary gear required in such an outbreak?

3. Sending the best experts on Ebola to any hospital which has such a patient in order to ensure proper training for staff?

OH, and having President Barack Obama to resign since he is the cause of this disease from Africa!!

Can Democrats Win Next Month?

Just about every Democratic candidate for US Senator is fighting of his life this autumn, and guess who is the cause of this distress? From day one of his administration, Barack Obama has regarded “politics” as beneath his responsibility as a leader of the nation. In many respects, Barack Obama is an Ivy League professor who prefers lofty thinking than dealing with mundane issues of governance. His disregard for the world of politics has virtually destroyed the ability of Democrats in many states to win an election. Ironically, Barack Obama is the perfect leader in terms of what young people seek in a leader. They abhor “politics” which is something that people who lack high standards of performance become involved in. So, what can, if anything, Obama do?

1. He can initiate a monthly, “Report to the Nation.” How about explaining in clear terms that the Affordable Care Act IS working?

2. He can send every American a report about the health care act.

3. He can challenge Republican leaders in Congress to monthly debates about current issues. This could be done via social media.

He can appoint a special commission to offer views about Middle Eastern policy and ask Senator John McCain to chair it.

Act like a leader, for God’s sake!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

As dictator of America, I will decree the end of cars and emergence of bikes in urban areas.

I have never drunk a latte. Am I late for a good thing?

If you see a group of Japanese in a large city, they will be carrying at least one camera.

Saw little girls in Chicago holding brown faced dolls.

No more delightful sight than one year old chasing birds on grass.

I wonder why elderly women reject white hair, it is beautiful.

Mystery of one young man and five attractive girls.

I saw a man with tee shirt, “Keep Dodgers In Brooklyn.” Only sixty years too late.

If three people walking, chances are the one in middle does more of the talking.

I have only been on a tour bus about three times in life, three times too many.

Ebola Is Here-Republicans In Joy!

Candidates for public office this fall has uncovered a new issue that concerns failure on the part of the Obama administration. Republicans and Fox News blast away daily on the issue of Ebola. Examine the record:

1. There was not a single case of Ebola when George Bush was President.

2. The evil of ISIS did not exist when George Bush was President.

3. Mr. Duncan who came from Africa with the disease was NOT halted at the border.

4. A nurse who treated the Ebola victim at Texas Health Presbyterian hospital now has Ebola.

5. She got this disease while Barack Obama was in the White House.

6. Barack Obama was born in Africa. Ebola is an African disease.

Add up the FACTS and one is left with one conclusion: Elect Republicans and Ebola will be defeated!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Guardian: “Police Chief Silent About Shooting Teen”

I don’t think the teen was silent when he got shot.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Tax Credit For Fit Children Doubled”

I think we need more like tripling the credit.

France, Connexion: “Disneyland Paris Needs Bailout”

How about putting it in Berlin?

China, China Daily: “Stranglers Plan Move”

Just keep them out of Chicago where I live!

Norway, Norway Post: “Strike By Cleaners”

This is one dirty story not fit to be printed.

Bad Days Of October?

The past several months have been a continuous outbreak of bad news for President Obama. Someone gets sick, it is all his fault. A new terrorist group emerges, it is all his fault. There is drought in the land, blame it one the black dude. Cops blast away at young black teens,and there is no one else to blame but the man in the White House. Michelle Obama can’t even get the name right of the candidate for whom she is campaigning, and this one definitely was caused by her husband. We have come to the conclusion that President Obama must change his approach to politics.

1. Declare openly his apologies for whatever goes wrong on weekdays.

2. Declare a weekend moratorium on blaming the President.

3. Appoint Joe Biden as acting mistake guy of the week.

4. Offer to play golf with John Boehner and when he refuses, take the issue to the people of America.

5. Announce that after prayer, God told him that Ebola was planned by the Republican party to get him into trouble.

Just remember, get God on your side and troubles disappear.