We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
China, China Daily: “Chinese Officials Charged With Graft”
I never knew that taking graft was wrong. After all, they run the entire government.
France, Connexion: “Ferry Hits Wall”
We are able to report the wall is in fine shape and will recover.
UK, Guardian: “More Storms On Way”
You ain’t seen nothing yet until this Republican Congress gets started helping the wealthy!
Australia, Canberra Times: “Sex At 72″
Frankly, not much since it is hard getting you know what, up!
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “91 Year Old Dead Woman Awakens”
Did FDR Win the election??