Category Archives: Africa

Putin Offers Human Rights Award

At a time when the world is being convulsed by terror and abuse of people, one man, one nation, stands out in the fight for human rights–RUSSIA! President Putin has created a special prize for those fighting to defend human rights. This reporter was able to gain further information about this prize.

1. The prize will go to anyone in Eastern Ukraine who kills a bad person for peace.

2. There is a special prize for the person who beats up gays, lesbians, and sexual deviants.

3. There is also a new category for those brave enough to defend the policies of President Putin in the Ukraine, in Crimea, and so on.

4. There is another category referring to music. Anyone who can drown out the music of Pussy Riot, wins a prize for heroism.

My question: if this was truly a prize for Human Rights, why not give all the prizes to the Prime Minister whose name is unknown, let alone his voice!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion: “End Pornography”

Better to look than to act.

USA, aol.com: “How To Date A Republican?”

Just remember they always want YOU to pay, not them!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Hot Air Balloon Contest”

I will match them up against a Republican debate any day of the year.

Sweden, Local: “Let’s Get Pregnant”

Too bad men cannot.

Russia, Moscow Times: “No Fresh Milk”

Even the cows have turned against Putin!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, Local: “I Need Your Help”

We Koch brothers need some tax relief.

China, China Daily: “She Fakes Pregnancy”

Hell, Megyn fakes blood!

USA, aol: “Forgive The Unforgivable”

So, let’s all forgive the Donald Man.

France, Connexion: “Hot Air Balloon Sets Record”

Hell, Donald can beat this one with one tirade.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Block Pornography”

We can block it online, but not in life.

Forever Donald

Donald is currently wandering into TV programs explaining that when he says the word, “blood,” it simply means that he has blood in his eyes so he assumes that anyone else also has it. And, by golly, it is a good thing to have blood in your eyes because it means you are full of anger and ready to handle anything. For some reason that Megyn bitch did not know that Donald was giving her a compliment.Frankly, this entire episode is simply an attempt by that foreign immigrant Rupert Murdoch to impose his foreign ideas upon the American people. According to Donald, it is time to stand up for America and end the rule of wealthy people like the Koch brothers and who else can accomplish this goal, but a rich guy?

I stand with Donald. He is the only Republican who speaks the truth. He does not give a damn about Student Debt, he does not give a damn about the crumbling infrastructure, he does not give a damn about income inequality, hell, he made it on his own, why can’t everyone else? Big Money is attempting to stifle his fight against Big Money. Yes, I stand with Donald in the fight to end wealthy people taking over this nation, and who else but Donald can accomplish this task???

And, ISIS, watch out because Donald has a plan to send all you nut cases to the women in Heaven!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

America would be better off with 17 clowns from the circus.

Republicans insist that religion is part of our government, that was one of the reasons for the Revolution.

Donald now tastes blood and is ready to fight.

After listening to the Debate, my mind would so welcome Mitt.

I wonder why Rudy Giuliani is not on the stage of combat, after all, he single handedly saved New York City?

The problem for Republicans is they could not stand what Pope Francis says.

I await Republicans asking Megyn Kelly to get on the stage.

We’ve come a long way from Abraham Lincoln to Donald Trump.

ON VACATION TO FRIDAY

HAVE A GOOD ONE

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines from the world press along with our comments.

Sweden,Local: “Serial Rapist Released From Jail”

At least he can cease raping in jail.

Norway,Norway Post: “Need A New Direction”

Name the problem in America, this fits!

France, Connexion: “Protests By Tobacconists”

Let me smoke on this one.

China, China Daily: “Allow Dialects On Air”

Everyone has a dialect!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Road Sign Makes A Point”

I prefer curving away from this one.

Cecil The Tiger

I confess to not being one of those guys who enjoys proving his manhood by blasting away with guns. Me, I was taught by the United States Army that intelligent soldiers avoid combat if it is possible. Heck, once they start shooting in your direction, someone could get hurt. Dr. Walter Palmer is one of those macho macho men who enjoy shooting animals with either a gun or an arrow. He so rises to the sound of combat and is ready and able to take on any unarmed animal in the forest. He claims that it was all a mistake when he initially wounded Cecil the tiger with an arrow and later finished off this terrifying beast with his gun.

How about:

1. NRA sponsored shooting contests in which guys with guns face off at one another and blast away. I will guarantee there is no outpouring of concern for the guy who just got shot. We Americans worry about lions,not people.

2. How about a shoot out between Texans who fear the recent Army maneuvers in Texas was the prelude for a takeover. OK, so Texans, how about taking on the US army and let us find out just how good you Texans are when handling people who can shoot back.

3.Question: when humans confront an animal in battle, on which side is God?

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our observations.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Greatest Gift We Have”

For Democrats, it is none other than Donald Trump

Norway, Norway Post: “Pee Repellant”

Piss on this story.

Sweden, Local: “Is Jesus A Myth”

He sure ain’t a Christian these days.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Need A New Direction”

Boy, do Republicans need this!

Immigrants From Africa

Just about every day there is a story from Europe about people fleeing Africa in search of some form of work that allows children to go to school and escape a life of poverty. The response to this outpouring of people is angry violence and hate. Those in opposition to refugees complain this influx of people has never before been faced. Well, look at the facts:

1. Between 1880 and 1924, about TWENTY MILLION REFUGEES FROM EUROPE LEFT FOR THE UNITED STATES, CANADA, AND NATIONS IN LATIN AMERICA.

2. Make a list of how Africans are depicted by those opposed to immigrants, and every word was said about my immigrant parents from Europe.

3. The prevailing wisdom at the turn of the twentieth century was that Italian and Jewish immigrants were criminals who threatened the lives of decent Americans.

So, why did this immigration finally end? Simple. Europe had an economic boom so why head for the Western Hemisphere? The solution is to aid African nations create viable economies so people will NOT flee.