Category Archives: Dick Cheney

Cop Charged With Murder

It is now a basic belief of Fox News and Republicans that charging police with a crime every time they blast away at an unarmed black boy does irreparable harm to the morale of those who guard our lives against crime. After all,if cops have to hesitate before they shoot the only result is that the bad guys will have an unfair advantage over the good guys. Officer Stephen Rankin encountered an 18 year old black boy outside a Walmart who he believed was a shoplifter. Confession time, I was a shoplifter as a boy and stole comic books. I was taken to the police station and kept there until an Irish politician showed up. He talked with the sergeant, and then grabbed me, took me outside and belted me one in the mouth saying, “you little prick, the next time you shoplift I will handle all punishment”

Let us assume Officer Rankin thought Mr. Chapman was a shoplifter.

1. Place handcuffs on him and wait for other officers.

2. Talk gently to the boy and ask him if he shoplifted saying he might get off with a fine.

3. If Rankin feared for his own life, he had sufficient time to aim at a leg. I assume officer Rankin fires at targets and understands that one does not always have to hit the bullseye. Rankin is now charged with murder. I assume Fox News will regard such action as encouraging criminals to shoplift.

What has ever happened to the spirit of Jesus??

Female Trump Speaks

On occasion I become somewhat confused when Republican discuss issues of world importance. Sarah Palin ran on the ticket with John McCain for the presidency in 2008. As I recall, she embraced McCain as a great man and a born leader. Donald Trump insulted a war hero whose name is John McCain and the woman who ran with McCain now raves about the wonderful Trump man! “Voters crave the anti-status politician. They want results. They need someone who will fire all the politically correct police. Everything about Donald Trump is avant garde.

These comments are so incredibly insensitive toward a man who lifted Palin from being an unknown governor into a major political figure. How low can this woman sink?

A Man Died In Prison

His name was Jamycheal Mitchell and he was 24 years old. I am surprised that you never heard about his infamous crimes.No,he did not blow himself up and lead to the death of dozens. No, he did not spout terrorist talk on social media. No, he did not beat up old people. This man was charged with the heinous crime of: stealing a bottle of Mountain Dew, a Snickers candy bar, and a cup cake. This haul must have cost the grocery store owner at least $5 of his hard earned money.

Anyway, the cops came, grabbed the notorious cup cake robber and took him off to jail. He was there for FOUR MONTHS before dying in his cell yesterday. What the hell has happened to this nation?? Americans just lost ONE TRILLION DOLLARS due to the stock market collapse. Not a single person responsible for that crime will see one minute of jail time.

Are Women On Fox News Bimbos?

I rarely find myself in a situation in which Donald Trump is the only one making intelligent comments,but when he is,let me come to his defense. Donald referred to the blond woman named Megyn Kelly as a bimbo. She is very upset,Fox News is very upset,but Donald certainly is not. So,here is a defense of the Donald man.

1. A basic requirement for a woman to be on Fox News is blond hair.

2.A requirement for these blonds is the ability to read the cue cards. Dark haired women are not able to handle this level of intelligence.

3.A female must have ample sized boobs. This is what leads to expressions such as bimbo.

4. The woman must display shinny white teeth.

5. The woman must swear allegiance to the wise man who runs Fox News. As of this point I do not have a clue as to how the decision is made to hire which of the blond bimbos.

6. I wonder why Donald only marries gorgeous women.I assume they all possess a Ph.D.

7. Donald is willing to stack his wife’s boobs up against Megan any day in the year!

Just A Guy Named Joe

For many years when referring to the average American it is quite common to refer to this unknown person by calling him–Joe. Well, the guy named Joe is going to announce that he will run for president. Joe Biden is throwing his hat or name or whatever into the ring of combat. As of yet,I am not clear whether he seeks the Republican or the Democratic nomination.Wouldn’t you just enjoy a parade on stage of people seeking the Republican nomination and one is named–Joe? So,what does Joe Biden have to offer?

1.His name is Joe.

2.His name is not Hillary.

3.He was never married to a guy named,Bill.

5. On the other hand wouldn’t it be fun to have a ticket headed by Joe and Bill?

6. Joe Biden is a decent man. He is an intelligent man.

7. Donald and Joe on the stage would be a fascinating incident. Donald never ceasing to talk and Joe just listening and shaking his head.

8. How come we never have a guy named, Moishe?

P.S.Anyone for a George?

Dark Days Ahead For Bibi

Recent reports from top Israel officials indicate that back in 2010, Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was ready to launch air attacks on Iran, but was held back by top Israel generals. Goes to show there are Israelis who think like the black dude from Africa. Imagine seeking to resolve issues via diplomacy rather than through bombs! Senator Harry Reid just joined those supporting President Obama and his quest for peace.

Ironically, President Hassan Rouhani in Iran has problems with war hawks, ready to match Bibi bomb to bomb. Rouhani told the people of Iran, “we consider this agreement a stating point for moving forward” toward peace in the region and the world. According to brave warriors such as Ted Cruz of Scott Walker or Marco Rubio, failure to demand bombs is a mark of the coward. As I recall, none of these “brave warriors” has ever served in the US military. British Prime Minister Winston Churchill who was attacked for negotiating with Communist dictator Joseph Stalin respond with: “Jaw, Jaw is better than War, War.”

Pope Francis Comments Upset Catholics

I recognize that Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio and folks like Rudy Giuliani or Rick Santorum are devout Catholics and certainly have a right to be upset these days. What about that stuff regarding “the idolatry of money!” Doesn’t that man know it is the wealthy who create high paying jobs for those working in fast food?? Robert Royal of the Faith and Reason Foundation is real angry at this guy from Italy telling we Americans how to live or think. “I was astonished by some of the things he’s said about public order. He’s the pope least prepared to do public comments in the past 150 years!”

After all, how does he dare to comment when prior popes like Pope Pius XII were willing to negotiate with Italian dictator Benito Mussolini. Then again, he knew enough to keep his mouth shut during the Holocaust. Now, there was a real pope who opposed abortion, adultery, gays,that is those gay of the sexual persuasion. The Catholic church has lost contact with many secular Catholics and silence Pope Francis, and there wille even more silence on Sundays in Church.

Bush Legacy Lives On And On

Let me recite the new Republican fairy tale about Iraq.

1. The famous Surge ended the war in Iraq and the good guys won.

2. Iraq was a peaceful land in 2009 when along came Barack Obama.

3. His inept lack of leadership ended peace and along came ISIS.

4. We should all thank God George Bush was President and his wonderful advisors, Cheney and Rumsfeld.

Reality Check:

1. President Obama DID offer to keep about 10,000 US troops in Iraq.

2. The point of contention was that he could not agree with Iraq demands that American soldiers would be subject to Islamic Law.

3. It was the Maliki government which Bush installed that persecuted Sunnis and led to their becoming friendly to ISIS.

Stand Up For Christians

I frankly do not understand this commotion about ISIS or Iraq or Syria when the real threat to the very existence of the United States lies right here in our own nation. OK, so ISIS beheads a few people,after all they are just a bunch of Muslims, but what about the war on Christianity launched by the Obama administration? Is that to be ignored? Christianity in America now confronts the greatest challenge in its history. Just imagine, the black coated police will soon be knocking on your door and demanding that your son or daughter find someone of their own sex to date and marry!

Ted Cruz is among the few political leaders willing to take a stand for Christians. “What we’re seeing right now is actually Bible-loving Christians being prosecuted” because they do not wish to serve gays!

From now on I intend to refuse paying taxes to a government that protects gays and lesbians. It is my Constitutional right!

I will no longer halt at red lights because I do not intend to support the right of reds to tell me what to do!

God Bless Ted Cruz, living proof that sending your child to Harvard is a one waste of money!

Blame Drought Upon US

To repeat what Marco Rubio responds to any question concerning global warming,”I am no scientist.” But, unlike Marco, I am intelligent enough to listen to scientists. Honest,Marco, if you are not one, please listen to what they say. You know, when the doctor asks your opinion on an operation, I assume you say, “I’m not doctor.” Scientists, not Republican politicians, now report there is conclusive evidence that global warming is a key factor in the drought impacting California. They estimate that global warming has intensified drought by a factor of between 8 to 27% in California.

OK,I do realize that Dr. Joe Schumuck who dwells in a cabin in the mountains does not agree with these so-called,”scientists.” After all,he has a degree in science, astronomy,nuclear physics and biology from the University of Columbia which is located down the road from his cabin. When will this era of stupidity end!!