Category Archives: Dick Cheney

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I think Republicans need Rudy Giuliani to save America just as he single-handedly did on 9/11.

Cruz and Fiorina– a match made in heaven!

In all honesty, Bernie left Brooklyn but Brooklyn never left Bernie.

Donald prefers being Donald to presidential.

A miracle that will never occur is a day of peace in Syria.

Republicans never explain what “Making America Great Again” means,great in which respect?

It becomes increasingly clear the only purpose of Republican primaries is to  help some folks sell their books.

At age 85, I somehow missed the meaning or purpose of the Kardashian age.

These days I have come to conclude that Hell is being forced to sit before a TV set listening to the Republican debates for ETERNITY!

My great regret this year is that Elizabeth Warren did not seek the presidency.

Republican Congresswoman Marsha Blackburn has identified the greatest threat confronting America– the Government wants to regulate our ceiling fans!

First they came for our health care, then they came for our light bulbs, then they came for our ceiling fans, and next, no doubt, is regulation of our toilet seats!!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the  human condition from a  25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Republicans have a romance with stupidity.

Carly Fiorina was fired as head of Hewlett Packard, who else would Ted seek to be his running mate?

I await with hope that Republicans will finally turn to Sarah Palin. After all, she sure can shoot straight.

Ah, for a President of the USA who regards women as bimbos!

Of course, in fairness to Donald, a bimbo IS seeking the Democratic nomination.

There are moments when I believe we Americans have a rendevous with disaster.

I wonder what Ben Carson is doing these days–cutting up bodies?

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Republican slogan: Ignorance in the defense of freedom is a virtue.

There must be ONE intelligent mind in the Republican party.

I have no idea why this Beyonce is important or who the hell she is.

We need to give every baby a copy of the US Constitution at birth.

Oh, for a day of  silence in Syria.

Only in America do twenty million people get to decide what 200 million want.

I wonder what Dick Cheney is doing these days–then again, is he still alive?

How About A Palestine?

It has now become part of the Republican mantra that anyone seeking the presidency must get on his knees, lick the boots of Sheldon Adelson and promise never,k ever to mention the word, Palestine. Israel Prime Minister inhabits his own special area of the Twilight zone where there is a nation called, Israel, which covers the entire planet and all who are Jews own every part of the planet. For Bibi Netanyahu under no condition can anyone who claims to be a friend of Israel support the idea of an independent Palestine.

Recent polls in Palestine reveal that over 67% of young people believe that stabbing an Israel Jew is in accordance with the Koran. Who are these young people? They have virtually no prospect for  decent job. They must go through one check point after another to get anywhere. They can be arrested for whatever the Israel police claims is evidence of “terrorism.” Yes, many want to commit some form of violence. That is the norm for people without hope. If Israel wants to end stabbing the first step is to agree on the establishment of an independent state of Palestine.

The details of how to reach such an agreement will take time. But, step one must be an official statement from the Israel government that it accepts this concept.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We  offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Has anyone considered bringing back Rudy Giuliani as the Republican candidate?

Then again, there is always Dick Cheney who is still eligible.

Bill Maher is consumed about white people who act like schmucks. No,Bill, they do not speak for “white people.”

I become so tired of expressions such as “blacks” or “whites” or “Asians”but never “idiot Republicans.”

Gee, when was the last time we Americans actually built a great new highway??

I await arrival of the “new” Trump, I assume he  now says “broads” rather than “bimbos.”

Of course, there is always the old Cruz, defender of all that is RIGHT.

We need a new law compelling anyone who votes this year for the Republican candidate to hold his or her nose as they cast the ballot.

Gee, I so wish it was possible to talk with Abraham Lincoln and get his take on the Republican party today.

By the way, what is “white people?”

I would so like to know who George H.W. Bush will vote for this November.

Solution for Republicans —select from wives of candidates the nominee.

End of April and time for something important–the NFL Draft!

 

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old  body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I never could figure out why God wants women to cover up and  not men.

Then again, why does God want heads covered? Makes no sense.

These days major league baseball pays guys who hit 200 at least five million, I am more than willing to do that for one million.

Depression era baseball players ran much faster down the first base line when hitting a ground ball than modern pampered players today.

I really wonder what Ted Cruz is thinking these days.

I never cease wondering if  other life forms in the universe invented the idea of God.

We need a contest to predict the NEW Donald Trump.

The Stages Of Bernie

About sixteen years ago Ralph Nader, the man who believes he is always on the side of virtue and decency obtained enough votes that allowed George Bush to become president of the United States and thus cause the lives of millions  to wind up dead, a refugee or a captive in the hands of terrorists. There is a good chance the candidacy of Bernie Sanders will wind up with similar results.

Stage One: Bernie said he was simply trying to get Hillary Clinton to move further to the  left and come out against the wealthy.

Stage Two: Bernie got prime time to urge America to fight agains the top one percent of bastard who run this nation. At this point, he was not so much focused  on running for president so much as changing the dialogue and getting the Democratic party to live out its liberal credentials.

Stage Three: Today. Bernie is going to do anything he can to become the nominee for president even if it means destroying Hillary Clinton as a candidate.  At this point Bernie most probably believes that a Trump or Cruz president will destroy the Republican party and allow him in four years to become the president. Bernie increasingly is becoming a new Ralph Nader.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a  25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Some cops smile, some cops growl.

Some cops evidence  verify, some cops evidence deny.

Some cops seek peace, some cops do people seek to fleece.

Some cops shoot first, some cops shoot last.

Some cops hate drugs, some cops at crime scene do plant.

Some cops resent any slight, some cops always right.

Some cops walk tall, for some cops being boss is a ball.

Some cops gather evidence, some cops plant evidence.

Some cops do job, some cops just a slob.

Most cops just decent, some cops are indecent.

God Bless most cops!

Let’s Not Vote

The initial expansion of the right to vote in America occurred during the election Andrew Jackson in 1828. The fight to ensure that even women could vote did not occur until a hundred years later when women go the franchise. Of course, what I  just wrote is NOT exactly true because black skinned men and women really did not get the right to vote until the 1960s. Oops, that statement is not exactly true because Southern whites have been fighting for half a century to continue denying the right to vote by blacks and poor people.

A few months ago Arizona held its primaries for Republicans and Democrats. The State government reduced the number of polling places from 200 to 70 so many people never actually got the opportunity to vote. Oh, I forgot that Republicans are concerned about not allowing fraud in voting. In the 2012 election of the over one hundred million who did vote, fifteen cases were uncovered of voter fraud!

So, this year each Republican controlled state will  be working hard to deny the right to vote by THOSE PEOPLE– and you know who are THOSE PEOPLE!

Republican Alternatives To Be President

In an effort to assist our Republican friends we offer some suggestions as to who might be their candidate in the fall.

1. There is always Rudy Giuliani, a man who can out boast Donald any day in the year. After all, he single-handedly saved America after 9/11.

3. Why have Republicans forgotten Dick Cheney?  A man who was vice -president is eligible to run for president–that’s  lot more than Ted Cruz can say.

3. Rand Paul was the only guy on the debate stage who made any common sense. At least he is not full of hot air and he does have a biting send of humor.

4. Carly Fiorina is a natural born bitch who, unlike Donald Trump, only sent one business into an economic collapse.

5. Gee, I miss good old Rick Perry, at least he was born in Texas unlike the Cruz fellow.

7. Herman Cain has a few plus factors- he is black, he is a business man, he knows how to make pizza, he is a low key bull-shit artist, and he is dying for  another gig on the stage of life.

8. Then again, there is always Don Rumsfeld. OK, so he fucked up in Iraq,  a person is entitled to one more chance to fuck  up in the Middle East!

9.There is a guy named Mitt. He does not need any introduction.

10. Last but not least is the quiet black guy who may not know how to cut up people in a debate, but he sure knows how to cut up people.