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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from the mind of a 25 year old man trapped in the body of an 85 year old man.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

No one, and I mean, no one, can out shout the anger of Rudy Giuliani!

Well, at least Ted Cruz got booed by Republicans, who else can match those boos at the convention?

Among the mysteries of my life is–which books has Ben Carson ever read?

Ultimate mystery of our time–can Donald come across as presidential?

I heard from Donald’s wife, his two sons, his daughter, but for some reason, not a word from his cook. Wonder why?

Just think, we now have to await the presidential run of Donald junior.

The crowd at the convention could easily have been the crowd at some ISIS beheading.

 

Let’s Have A Dialogue

These days the normal event on CNN or other newscasts is to offer the ideas of people who allegedly represent views of people ranging from frustrated, angry whites, to blacks demanding Black Lives Matter.

COPS ARE OK

Usually, this speaker was once a cop or is a recognized “expert”on cops. He (I have yet to hear, she)begins with assurances that he cares about blacks and Hispanics. At some point in the presentation he will emphasize: “Yes, we do see the policeman pointing and shooting his revolver. Yes, we do see the black man slumped on the seat apparently dead. BUT, we do not have the entire series of events. We don’t see the entire situation because certain angles are not shown. If we had those scenes, it would make clear the policeman was only trying to save his life. NO cop wants to kill innocent black people, but being a cop is a dangerous occupation,and sometimes one must fire before the criminal fires in order to save a life–that of the policeman.”

This “expert” always emphasizes in concluding his concern for all black folks,and makes clear it is the police who prevent black criminals from killing black people.

BLACK LIVES MATTER

A spokes person for Black Lives Matter insists any dialogue concerning the murder of black people by white copes must focus on these murders, and any reference to how the majority of black Americans die as a result of  violence must  be halted. The belief is that any discussion as to how most African Americans die violently must only deal with white cops or evil white businessmen. If someone  uses the expression, ALL LIVES MATTER it is refuted as an attempt to lessen the murder of blacks by white cops. Of course, in numerous cases of such killings,the cop in question was a black cop.

WE HAVE A PROBLEM

The latest person to enter this debate is the calm, usually, black commentator who believes it is time for ALL Americans to confront THE problem of racism in America. Repeatedly, the listener hears that America has a PROBLEM. The answers are:

All Americans must come together.

All Americans must engage in a dialogue.

The nation is DIVIDED.

Cops must become more community centered.

Somehow, in some way, if we Americans will begin to discuss the issue of racism, we could see some light at the end of the tunnel.

ME

Without law there can be no Order.

I would like to see presented some concrete new laws that address these issues.

Of course, what I would really welcome is One NEW idea!

My Buddy, Saddam Hussein

Donald Trump once again displayed his incredible knowledge of the Middle East an its leaders. There is no question when it comes to understanding what has transpired in the Middle East, Donald is our best guide to the war in Iraq that was begun by George Bush. As you recall, Bush had this incredible misunderstanding of Saddam Hussein, and invaded Iraq and murdered a champion of human rights.

Only Donald really understands why Saddam Hussein was a wonderful man who fought for human rights. “Saddam Hussein was a bad guy, right” But, did you know what he did well? He killed terrorists.He did that so good. They didn’t cared about rights. He didn’t talk. They were a terrorist, it was over.”

Huh? There was no al-Qaeda. There was no ISIS. The “terrorists” were people fighting for human rights!! If ignorance was a virtue, Donald Trump would be an angel.

Oh, That Iraq War

Unlike the United States which has refused to examine reasons for the Iraq War, the English government established the Chilcot commission several years ago in order to determine the how and why  of England’s entry into the war. Former Prime Minister Tony Blair testified and he did recall informing President Bush “I will be with you what ever.” He now makes clear he regrets making such a pledge. “I express my sorrow more than you can ever believe.”

Let me get this clear. Over four thousand American soldiers died in the war in Iraq and over 30,000 were wounded. So far, our Congress has empowered seven committees to examine the death of FOUR Americans at Benghazi. But, the death of four  thousand is of no interest to Congressional Republicans!!

Experts Discuss Benghazi

We decided to obtain the ideas of important people regarding the latest Bemgjazi report.

Unemployed auto worker: “Thank God for Donald Trump. Finally, we will have someone in leadership who personally will carpet bomb those damn people in Benghazi. Just imagine, four Americans killed right on our border–by those damn Mexican rapists and murderers. We have to protect our border to stop these damn Benghazi attacks.”

Paul Ryan: “Yes, we do need at least eight Congressional investigations this great American tragedy. Just think about it–FOUR PEOPLE DEAD! Now, as to this so-called Zika problem, we need a Zika bill which closes down Planned Parenthood facilities. How else to stop the Zika problem?”

Sarah Palin: “Well, my son and I are ready to go to this Benghazi place and wipe out ISIS or any other group that kills Americans. I have my trusty shot gun, and my son has his AR-15. Come on you Muslim bastards, get some American lead in your damn faces!”

Donald Trump: “I told you, I  predicted the Benghazi horror, just check my emails. I said they were coming after us. I told the State Department, I told the NYC police, but no one listened to the only man who can make this country great again

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Republicans On Banning Muslims

If there is one thing that members of the Republican party are famous for is taking a strong stand on controversial issues. Donald Trump promised when he becomes President to ban entry into America of anyone who is of the Muslim religion.

Mitch McConnell: “I am not going to comment on this issue.”

Paul Ryan: So, what’s new about that?

Senator Johnny Isaken: “I hate to comment on something that I didn’t hear.”

Senator Bob Corker: “I continue to be discouraged by the direction of this campaign.”

Jeb Bush: NO comment now, and no comment on anything that Trump says.

Herman Cain: I just love that hucky ducky guy. Whatever he says, I am for it.

Rudy Giuliani: Donald, keep on telling it like it is!

Donald Trump: I won’t quit saying wha is needed to make this country great again! So, Muslims, bye, bye.

Reince Priebus Gathers Party Together

Republican National Chairman organized a gathering of leading Republicans in order to restore hope and glory to the candidacy of their candidate for president, the one and only Donald Trump.

To kick off the event, he invited Herman Cain, a black skinned guy who ran for president four years ago. So, let Herman express his feelings: “This is a wonderful hucky ducky day and I’m here to support the candidacy of that great hucky ducky man, the one and only DONALD TRUMP!

Ben Carson also made an appearance: “Donald, I must confess it was sort of strange being on a stage where you talked all the time. Since, I am one of those creatures who do not like you, let me express my support for your victory, and I’m certain you will purchase a few thousand of my books.”

Rudy Giuliani: “Donald, I love you. But, let’s get one thing clear. I am the only New Yorker who is allowed to bullshit night and day about what a great man I am, after all, I, all by myself saved New York City on 9/11.”

Rand Paul: “I think Donald is an ignorant bombastic moron, but I do support his candidacy for president. God help America.”

George Bush: “Donald, I visited a mosque the day after 9/11 to ensure Americans did not blame Muslims for that event. OK, you are right, there were thousands and thousands of Muslims cheering the disaster. I guess I just missed their noise.

Paul Ryan: “OK,OK, you can now untie my hands and remove the covering over my mouth. I promise to support the most intelligent person running for president in 2016. Do what you wish with that endorsement.”

Ted Cruz: “God revealed to me last night that he wanted Donald to run this year, lose, and guarantee that I will be the candidate in 2020.”

Marco Rubio: “Before I speak I need a bottle of water. I will be back after I satisfy my thirst. Don’t wait forever for me.”

 

Shoot And Kill If You Are A Christian

During the past thirty years there have been one after another mass shooting in schools. From Columbine to children in an elementary school a white person who was of the Christian faith walked into a school and blasted away. As far as I know, NOT A SINGLE MEMBER OF THE MEDIA IDENTIFIED THE KILLERS AS CHRISTIANS! There have been mass shootings in American schools during the entire 20th century. FACT: the killers in every single case were white Christians. Actually the worse bombing of a school occurred during the 1920s when a janitor exploded a bomb.

I  realize during the coming days and weeks and months, Republicans will insist there is something violent about the Muslim religion. For some reason, Muslims lack the peaceful feelings, attitudes and behavior of those who practice the Christiaan religion. Well, examine the record:

World War I– about twenty million Christians killed by Christians.

World War II: Over thirty million Christians and Jews murdered by Christians.

World War II — over seven million people killed by the Japanese Army which was did not contain a single Muslim.

The Vietnam War–Over four million killed by Americans, Vietnamese and not a single Muslim in the armed forces.

Statistically, the Christian religion holds the record for the  most mass killings of any religious group in history.

Go Easy On Rapists

There is an  ongoing trend in many courts in America to find some excuse why a college student who rapes just should not be severely punished. Brock Allen Turner is a college swimmer who raped a women and when he was convicted the court of Judge Aaron Persky i Santa Clara County in California the crime wound up imposing a severe SIX MONTH SENTENCE on the rapist! There is now a movement to have a recall referendum that would send the Judge back home and stay out of any court.

The real issue is why have so many college rapists not been sentenced to long sentences? The answers are apparent:

1. There still persists the theme of ‘college boys just have to get their excess energy out and sex is one good way.

2. The defendants usually are from the middle or upper classes and who wants nice white boys in jails with bad black or Hispanic rapists?

Who Would You Save?

There was a recent incident at a zoo when a four year old boy fell into a cage where there was a gorilla. The issue became: who should live–the boy or the gorilla. Alas, the boy lived.

So, in the following incidents, who would you allow to live and who to die?

A gorilla with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton–who lives?

Its either Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio — who lives on to speak Spanish?

Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren– who survives?

Ron Paul or Rand Paul– which one is the more important paul?

President Putin or President Assad–whose bombast lives on?

George Bush or Jeb Bush–which bush survives?

Kim Jong un or Dennis Rodman–which basketball player makes the playoffs?

Steph Curry or LeBron James–who makes the last winning shot?

ISIS vs Al Qaeda–so who lives on to chop off the other guy’s head?

A Syrian refugee or an Hispanic illegal immigrant–which hits the jackpot?