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Another Donald Day

Well, Donald is at it again, and I do not mean Donald Duck, or do I mean that person? The Donald man is at the Mexican border in order to prove once and for all that a man of action can put a halt to criminals, rapists and drug lords entering the United States of America. For some strange reason he was invited by a group of Border Agents to come by and inspect their work. If anyone offers Donald Trump a chance to be on TV, the answer is always, YES. So, Donald came to the border, he gazed across it. “You look at the crowds outside. Crowds are screaming in favor of me. Everybody wants me.”

In other words, his mere presence on the border sends drug lords fleeing in terror. Actually, there are over a dozen Republicans who do not want Donald Trump. The other fifteen candidates are furious at Donald for hogging the scene and casting them and their ideas into the shadow of being ignored.The Republican nightmare is that this ego will refuse to exit the stage and run as a third candidate.

I assume when Donald gets to Heaven he will ask the Big Guy to get out of HIS SEAT OF POWER!

Republican Line-Up

We offer some comments upon those seeking the Republican nomination for president.

Scott Walker –boy Preacher

Mike Huckabee — Traveling salesman of snake oil.

Rich Perry— Confused dentist

Jeb Bush — My dad makes more money than your dad.

Marco Rubio– I can so beat up Fidel Castro!

Rick Santorum — God is on MY side!

Ben Carson– Care for a heart transplant?

Lindsay Graham –Poor man’s John McCain

Bobby Jidal — Better off selling rugs

Ted Cruz — I am so the smartest kid in the class!

Obama And Stewart

President Barack Obama appeared on the Jon Stewart show and was delightful. He was relaxed, he told jokes an carefully explained the nuclear accord with Iran. Of course, one wonders why he did not go on national television and explain all aspects of the negotiations and make clear there were safeguards. Obama has constantly refused to use the power of television to get across ideas. He never explained the Affordable Care act. In failing to explain these ideas the president allows Fox News to take control of the dialogue. They set the plate,and all must eat the food that is on their table. Every great American president in the 20th century has used the Bully Pulpit of the mass media to explain complex ideas to Americans.

Barack Obama has to the most inept politician of the twentieth and twenty first centuries. Use the media to propagandize your ideas. After all, you are the President. For God’s sake use the power of that office!

It’s Terrible, It’s Horrible!

As I recall about thirty years ago then President Ronald Reagan signed an agreement with the Soviet Government in order to reduce arms and atomic weapons. As I recall, the Communists wanted to destroy capitalist nations and become the dominant power on Earth. As I recall, not a single Republican condemned Reagan for negotiating with a foreign nation that wanted to wipe out America. As I recall, back in 1972, Republican President Richard Nixon negotiated a treaty with Communist China, a country that had killed 25,000 Americans. Congressional Republicans went along with this agreement.

Alas, President Obama negotiated a treaty with a country that has never killed an American, and has never posed any danger to the existence of the USA. Every Republican candidate now condemns the treaty with Iran as horrible, disaster, and so on. And, not a single one has offered an alternative. In other words, when Democrats do what Republicans do, the only conclusion is that whatever they do is HORRIBLE!

Bibi Explains Everything

It did not take Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu much time to clearly explain the entire Iran nuclear agreement.As you recall,Bibi told the American Congress that just let him handle affairs and Iran would be begging for mercy and agree to whatever he demands.This is the Netanyahu explanation for what happened last week.

1.If not for Netanyahu denouncing the entire negotiation, the final product would have been much more favorable to Iran.

2. The actual agreement is terrible,and awful.If not for him no one would be using such words to denounce the agreement.

3. It is time for Israel opposition parties that refused to back him to now support him in order to show Iran that Israel is united.

4. In other words when Netanyahu is proven wrong it simply means that he was right all the time and his opponents were wrong until they agreed with his views.

I trust that is clear to one and all.

The Russians Were Here First!

After learning that new evidence makes clear the original inhabitants of the Western Hemisphere came from Siberia,I headed for Moscow to discuss this news with the Great Leader,the one and only Vladimir Putin.

M: Well,Great Leader, what do you think about the new evidence which proves once and for all the original inhabitants of the Western Hemisphere came from Siberia?

P: Just further evidence that all parts of the world were originally settled by people from Mother Russia.

M: How will this news effect your country?

P: I am immediately moving in the Security Council for the United States of America to be declared to be part of Mother Russia.

M: Wait a second, you mean that you will become the Great Leader of Mother America?

P: Not only that, but I am entering my name as the Republican candidate for president.

M: How can you do that?

P: I am an older American and a true American unlike these illegal immigrants like Donald Trump or Rick Santorum, and certainly much more of an American than, oh, I forget his name, you know the guy with glasses who cannot recall who or what is in the Cabinet.

M: Well, we now have seventeen candidates in the primary. I will just head home to warn my gay friends that you might be our next President.

Another Dead Muslim Dude

About one-fifth of my life has been spent while some American President has a media conference in which he boasts of killing off some big shot Muslim terrorist leader and thus set in motion the end of terrorism in the Middle East. As I recall, first President Bush promised to track down and kill Osama bin Laden. Then came along the black dude who showed us pictures of the military getting rid of Osama bin Laden. OK, the big honcho was now dead. So, I was informed by my government that once we got rid of the head guy, then…… The “then”part was never made clear to me. I assume they were promising me that once Osama was gone, then…. Then, what?

There is absolutely no evidence in any guerrilla war that getting rid of one top guy leads to a collapse of the entire group. It is time to end this fiasco about killing off leaders and turn our focus on how to turn young people away from terrorist activities. How anyone considered pushing for major job creation programs in the Middle East?

Why Trump Aids Republicans?

The chairperson of the Republican party in Pennsylvania has come up with a new twist on the Trump mess that impacts all those seeking the nomination for president. He notes that Donald Trump has captured the media and brought attention to the Republican party. At least these days, one or the other Republican candidates is in the headlines. So, we thought it might be beneficial to offer some other ways Republicans can gain notoriety.

1. How about dressing Republican candidates in the Hells Angel uniform and take over a college town and harass the girls?

2. Why not lead a lynch mob against some Muslim or his family?

3. There is always the possibility we can obtain live footage of Donald fucking some beautiful gal.

4. Just remember when Donald Trump stands up for America his entire body is on display. I dare Hillary Clinton to engage in a sex contest with Donald!

Remember Republicans On War Heros?

Members of the Republican party are very upset over comments made by Donald Trump. Trump charged that John McCain was “not a hero” because he was captured during the Vietnam war and underwent horrible torture. Now Perry and Rubio and Jeb Bush are furious that anyone would stoop so low as to insult a man who was a war hero. Gee, as I recall, back during the 2004 election, John Kerry, who had won the Silver Star, the Bronze Star and purple hearts for being wounded was viciously attacked by Republicans for not deserving his medals.

Swift Boat For Truth Veterans attacked John Kerry claiming he never should have been awarded any medals for bravery. President George Bush, who never served in Vietnam, applauded this attack upon a war hero. He wrote Bud Day who led the smear,”I simply can not express in words how much I value your willingness to stand up against John Kerry.”

So,now Republicans are upset at Donald Trump for doing what they once thought was great-insult a war hero!

A Tale Of Three Men In 1968

The year was 19698 and over four hundred thousand young Americans were fighting in a far away place known as Vietnam. One of these young men was involved in the political world and obtained at least four draft deferments because, as he so aptly noted, “I had better things to do”than fight in faraway wars. His name was Dick Cheney. Another young man was attending an Ivy League college, going out with gorgeous women and having wonderful dinners at night clubs. By the time he graduated from college and went to work in dad’s real estate firm he had accumulated $271,000. He also obtained draft deferments and never went to war. His name was Donald Trump.

The third man was in a prison in North Vietnam and had been tortured and beaten and abused for months. He turned down a deal under which he would apologize for fighting against the Viet Cong and then would be allowed to go home. He turned down the deal. His name was John McCain.