Category Archives: Dick Cheney

Great Ideas

Someone decided to spoof our beloved Donald Trump by claiming he wants to relocate Palestinians to Puerto Rico. How about:

1. Any woman in America who is not satisfied with laws ending abortion will be relocated to Saudi Arabia.

2. Don’t like our wonderful gun laws,you are on the next boat to Syria.

3. Black Lives Matter,OK, you are on your way to Nigeria and hang around with Boko Haram.

4. Upset with $7.25 an hour, I have a good job for you in Bangladesh.

5. Upset with our wonderful wealthy folk,how about meeting some Greek capitalists, they never pay any tax?

6. You illegals want to come to America, how about Puerto Rico?

Donald, that idea was no joke, send them to Puerto Rico and win all the money from Sheldon Adelson!

So, What About Iraq?

We are now experiencing the resurrection of the triumphant trio of Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld. In the new Republican narrative, these men were not only responsible for the overthrow of evil, terrible Saddam Hussein, but they saved the world from the bad man’s nuclear or chemical weapons of destruction. It was due to the intelligence and bravery of George Bush that peace and prosperity were restored to the people of Iraq. Alas, then appeared the black dude from Africa, whose blunders led to the rise of al-Qaeda, ISIS, and you name the other evil people.

1. It was the dynamic trio who appointed Nouri al-Maliki to the position of Prime Minister. It was this man who transformed the Sunnis who had worked with American forces into the enemy of the Iraq government.

2. The success of the so-called, Surge, depended upon cooperation of Sunnis. Guess who ended that cooperation.

3. President Obama DID offer to maintain US forces. BUT, he refused to allow American troops to be subject to Iraq law. THAT was the reason they left.

I await Jeb Bush publicly saying he was ready to have American forces placed under Iraq law.

Why Do Muslims Go Off On Jihad?

Most people in the West are confused as to why young, frequently educated men and women give up their life in the West and head off to do the jihad dance. So, why engage in such dangerous activities?

1. The main attraction for people in the West is –how much money can I make?The modern heroes are this with huge wealth. Sorry, this is not exactly what Jesus believed.How can any intelligent Christian take pride in the embrace of wealth as the emblem of success.

2. Young people are seeking heroes. Just examine the 17 seeking the Republican nomination, not a single one is a hero. The same applies to young Muslims, is there a single Imam who stands out as a leader of peace?

3. The West has been transformed into a playground for the wealthy. How can a young person feel a sense of pride when told those who lack money are inferior humans?

4. There is simply no version of modern Islam that attracts a high percent of Muslims. What exactly does modern Islam offer the young?

5. All too many young Muslims believe they are trapped in a world that glorifies “things” rather than human values.

Put it this way, most Muslim terrorists are simply an Arab version of Donald Trump–hot and cliches to solve problems!

Blame It On George

Let me get straight the current Republican version as to what happened in Iraq:

After some blunders by President George Bush, he got things straight with the famous “surge” and al-Qaeda was ready to surrender. Then, this black dude assumed the presidency, and refused to support George’s successful ideas. The result was the current chaos.

General Ray Odierno, who was part of the Surge, but is now Chief of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, has a slightly different version. According to the General, “I remind everybody that us leaving at the end of 2011 was negotiated by the BUSH ADMINISTRATION. That was always the plan. We promised them(Iraq government) that we would respect their sovereignty.” The Maliki government insisted that American troops would be subject to Iraq law. When, they refused to back down on this point, President Obama had troops leave.

I can just imagine the reaction of Republicans to President Obama allowing American troops to be subject to Sharia law!

Advise To Republicans

I thought it might be neighborly of me to offer a few words of friendly advice to those running for president as Republicans.

Mike Huckabee: Mike,there is job opening at Tucker’s Used Car Dealership in Hope,Arkansas. They need a fast talking man who can spout bullshit as long as cars are sold.

Rudy Giuliani: Rudy, you are the only man in America who can stand up to Donald Trump. The sound of two hot air specialists would warm the hearts of all Republicans. Just imagine you and Donald on the stage all by yourselves!

Marco Rubio: You continue insisting that “I am not a scientist.” Since I am your buddy, I have purchased a place in a college course in science so you can, at least argue, I have yet to complete my science course.

Jeb Bush: How about promising that if you get the nomination you will go to Mexico and face down the drug lords?

Scott Walker: Scott,we now know that you are a Catholic. From now on have by your side a Rabbi and a Priest.

Rick Perry: Rick, I just don’t think the glasses make you come across as wise. How about a clown face?

Forever Donald

Donald is currently wandering into TV programs explaining that when he says the word, “blood,” it simply means that he has blood in his eyes so he assumes that anyone else also has it. And, by golly, it is a good thing to have blood in your eyes because it means you are full of anger and ready to handle anything. For some reason that Megyn bitch did not know that Donald was giving her a compliment.Frankly, this entire episode is simply an attempt by that foreign immigrant Rupert Murdoch to impose his foreign ideas upon the American people. According to Donald, it is time to stand up for America and end the rule of wealthy people like the Koch brothers and who else can accomplish this goal, but a rich guy?

I stand with Donald. He is the only Republican who speaks the truth. He does not give a damn about Student Debt, he does not give a damn about the crumbling infrastructure, he does not give a damn about income inequality, hell, he made it on his own, why can’t everyone else? Big Money is attempting to stifle his fight against Big Money. Yes, I stand with Donald in the fight to end wealthy people taking over this nation, and who else but Donald can accomplish this task???

And, ISIS, watch out because Donald has a plan to send all you nut cases to the women in Heaven!

Jeb Bushed By Events

During the recent Great Debate, Jeb Bush stood out by not standing out. He had all the impact of one who already has his $100,000,000 and believes that God in His wisdom believes the Bush family is entitled to become a President. In reality, since announcing his candidacy,Jeb has not caused any impact on the race, but stands on the stage with a look akin to the deer caught in the headlight of an oncoming car. He DOES look serious, he Does come across as someone who has no idea why these other people are on HIS stage. Frankly,he does not give a damn about Donald Trump nor does he even know that Marco Rubio is also from the state of Florida.

The only reaction from members of the media is his inability to confront the War in Iraq. OH, sorry, he now admits it was a MISTAKE. Jeb is the only Republican candidate who makes Hillary Clinton come across as a fighter for something. Let me summarize his platform:

1. We have to do something about the Middle East.

2. We spend too much money on women. How about a few bucks for the Koch brother?

3. I do not like the Affordable Care Act. I will eventually inform America about health care.

4. Student Debt? Never heard of this.

5. Hispanics? I married one.

Anyway,Mom and Dad are on my side.

Talk About Nothing

There was a “debate” a few nights ago between ten men in which the great issues confronting America were discussed. Let me list the key issues confronting the United States of America:

1. Illegal immigrants taking jobs away from Americans. Naturally,most college graduates these days are dying to pick peaches, apples and lettuce.

2. I hate Hillary,more than you.

3. Who supports the Republican Party the most.

4. Who hates the dude from Africa the most?

5. Who likes or dislikes Megyn Kelly the most?

6. Who wants to save women from making a mistake the most?

7. The guy named Donald.

Of course, a few minor issues were not discussed.

1. Student debt.

2. Our crumbling infrastructure.

3. Income inequality.

4. Health care for women.

5. Something about that thing about RACE!

Advice To Donald Trump

Donald, I realize that Rudolf Murdoch and the wealthy big shots in the Republican party are out to get you,so let me offer some advice on how to beat these guys.

1. Be a real Populist. Attack, attack, the wealthy in America.

2. Promise if elected to raise taxes on those with wealth in order to pay for rebuilding America.

3. At the next, so called, Debate, look the Murdoch people in the eye and say: “How about asking this group to raise their hand if they are willing to pledge not to take any money from the Koch brothers or any of the other people who will give money if you do their bidding?

4. Promise if elected to end all Student Debt, if we can bail out banks,why not students?

5. Promise if nominated not to run with a vice president in order to show how from day one, you will reduce government expenses.

6. Promise if elected that you will do without a Cabinet, who needs a bunch of ignorant people giving you advice? Are they kidding, someone giving DONALD TRUMP advice!!

7. Promise on day one of your presidency, you will go to Syria and Iraq to personally supervise wiping out these Muslim terrorists.

8. And that wall, instead of a wall you will build a moat five miles deep and supervised by motor boats.

Donald -give them HELL!

Advice To Jeb Bush

Jeb, you need a new narrative about your life,so here it is:

“My real mother was a Jewish seamstress who worked in the slums of New York. She was married to an illegal Mexican farm worker,but they lacked money so my darling mother left me in a basket at the home of some people named Bush. I have no DNA which contains any Bush material, my DNA is solid Jewish and Mexican. My so called brother, George and I had absolutely no close relations when growing up. He was cruel to me and always treated me as not one who belonged to the tradition of being a Bush. So, I was the unwanted brother who endured horrible treatment when growing up. My so called, mother and father, forbid my real mom and dad to see me. That is why from early childhood my sympathies were always with Mexicans. Heck, I even married one. I have always been on the side of those who are poor and persecuted.

Let me put it this way. I am the only COMPASSIONATE REPUBLICAN in this race for the presidency. God bless the poor people of America, I AM your champion!”