Category Archives: Dick Cheney

Republicans On Banning Muslims

If there is one thing that members of the Republican party are famous for is taking a strong stand on controversial issues. Donald Trump promised when he becomes President to ban entry into America of anyone who is of the Muslim religion.

Mitch McConnell: “I am not going to comment on this issue.”

Paul Ryan: So, what’s new about that?

Senator Johnny Isaken: “I hate to comment on something that I didn’t hear.”

Senator Bob Corker: “I continue to be discouraged by the direction of this campaign.”

Jeb Bush: NO comment now, and no comment on anything that Trump says.

Herman Cain: I just love that hucky ducky guy. Whatever he says, I am for it.

Rudy Giuliani: Donald, keep on telling it like it is!

Donald Trump: I won’t quit saying wha is needed to make this country great again! So, Muslims, bye, bye.

Reince Priebus Gathers Party Together

Republican National Chairman organized a gathering of leading Republicans in order to restore hope and glory to the candidacy of their candidate for president, the one and only Donald Trump.

To kick off the event, he invited Herman Cain, a black skinned guy who ran for president four years ago. So, let Herman express his feelings: “This is a wonderful hucky ducky day and I’m here to support the candidacy of that great hucky ducky man, the one and only DONALD TRUMP!

Ben Carson also made an appearance: “Donald, I must confess it was sort of strange being on a stage where you talked all the time. Since, I am one of those creatures who do not like you, let me express my support for your victory, and I’m certain you will purchase a few thousand of my books.”

Rudy Giuliani: “Donald, I love you. But, let’s get one thing clear. I am the only New Yorker who is allowed to bullshit night and day about what a great man I am, after all, I, all by myself saved New York City on 9/11.”

Rand Paul: “I think Donald is an ignorant bombastic moron, but I do support his candidacy for president. God help America.”

George Bush: “Donald, I visited a mosque the day after 9/11 to ensure Americans did not blame Muslims for that event. OK, you are right, there were thousands and thousands of Muslims cheering the disaster. I guess I just missed their noise.

Paul Ryan: “OK,OK, you can now untie my hands and remove the covering over my mouth. I promise to support the most intelligent person running for president in 2016. Do what you wish with that endorsement.”

Ted Cruz: “God revealed to me last night that he wanted Donald to run this year, lose, and guarantee that I will be the candidate in 2020.”

Marco Rubio: “Before I speak I need a bottle of water. I will be back after I satisfy my thirst. Don’t wait forever for me.”


Shoot And Kill If You Are A Christian

During the past thirty years there have been one after another mass shooting in schools. From Columbine to children in an elementary school a white person who was of the Christian faith walked into a school and blasted away. As far as I know, NOT A SINGLE MEMBER OF THE MEDIA IDENTIFIED THE KILLERS AS CHRISTIANS! There have been mass shootings in American schools during the entire 20th century. FACT: the killers in every single case were white Christians. Actually the worse bombing of a school occurred during the 1920s when a janitor exploded a bomb.

I  realize during the coming days and weeks and months, Republicans will insist there is something violent about the Muslim religion. For some reason, Muslims lack the peaceful feelings, attitudes and behavior of those who practice the Christiaan religion. Well, examine the record:

World War I– about twenty million Christians killed by Christians.

World War II: Over thirty million Christians and Jews murdered by Christians.

World War II — over seven million people killed by the Japanese Army which was did not contain a single Muslim.

The Vietnam War–Over four million killed by Americans, Vietnamese and not a single Muslim in the armed forces.

Statistically, the Christian religion holds the record for the  most mass killings of any religious group in history.

Go Easy On Rapists

There is an  ongoing trend in many courts in America to find some excuse why a college student who rapes just should not be severely punished. Brock Allen Turner is a college swimmer who raped a women and when he was convicted the court of Judge Aaron Persky i Santa Clara County in California the crime wound up imposing a severe SIX MONTH SENTENCE on the rapist! There is now a movement to have a recall referendum that would send the Judge back home and stay out of any court.

The real issue is why have so many college rapists not been sentenced to long sentences? The answers are apparent:

1. There still persists the theme of ‘college boys just have to get their excess energy out and sex is one good way.

2. The defendants usually are from the middle or upper classes and who wants nice white boys in jails with bad black or Hispanic rapists?

Who Would You Save?

There was a recent incident at a zoo when a four year old boy fell into a cage where there was a gorilla. The issue became: who should live–the boy or the gorilla. Alas, the boy lived.

So, in the following incidents, who would you allow to live and who to die?

A gorilla with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton–who lives?

Its either Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio — who lives on to speak Spanish?

Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren– who survives?

Ron Paul or Rand Paul– which one is the more important paul?

President Putin or President Assad–whose bombast lives on?

George Bush or Jeb Bush–which bush survives?

Kim Jong un or Dennis Rodman–which basketball player makes the playoffs?

Steph Curry or LeBron James–who makes the last winning shot?

ISIS vs Al Qaeda–so who lives on to chop off the other guy’s head?

A Syrian refugee or an Hispanic illegal immigrant–which hits the jackpot?



The Stopsky Law

We offer a new law to explain any discussion of American politics in which the name of Hillary Clinton or Bill Clinton appears.

1. Within a sentence the following words will appear: sex maniac, Monica Lewinsky

2. Within a sentence the following words will appear: Liar, Hillary, Benghazi.

3. Within a sentence the following words will appear: not trustworthy, can’t be trusted.

4. Within a sentence the following words will appear: women hate her, allowed Bill to fuck women.

5. Within a sentence the following will appear: serial sex maniac, hates America.

6. Within a sentence the following will appear: Goldman Sachs, Wall Street, speeches.

It is impossible for American media to just report what Hillary Clinton actually says or believes.

Bernie On Democracy

Up until the past year I doubt if there were more than a few million people in this nation who even knew that Bernie Sanders was a US Senator from Vermont. But,these days, Bernie is declaiming and declaring his views on just about any and all subjects. So, here is the Sanders take on the state of democracy:

“Democracy is not always nice and quiet and gentle, but that is where the Democratic party should go.Democracy is messy. Every day my life is messy. But, if you want everything to be just and orderly and allowing, you know just things to proceed without more debate, that is not what democracy is all about.” Frankly, this is the sort of comment one might hear from the great Donald Trump. Reality, Bernie: as of this date Hillary Clinton has secured three million more votes than you have. I assume in your version of democracy, the one with the most votes, wins.

“Oops, I Was Wrong”

In 2003, the dynamic duo of George Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair were the ones who set in motion the great invasions of Iraq. A decade later, Tony finally got around to sort of explaining what went wrong. “For sure, we underestimated profoundly the forces that were at work in the region. To be honest, (I sure am glad he is being honest)  my understanding of the Middle East is a lot deeper today than when I was Prime Minister.”

I would assume, a Government in England had something known as a “Foreign Office” staffed by people who did have some understanding of the Middle East. The real question is: was Tony Blair urged to go a different path by Middle East experts in the Foreign Office?

Score One For USA!

As you recall  or don’t recall, a fundamental  belief of the Bush administration and the Obama administration and the yet to arrive Trump administration is the key to success in destroying evil Muslim terrorists is to kill –or should we say–murder the leaders of these evil people. Get rid of them and then what–according to Bush, Obama, Clinton and Trump:

1. All the bad Muslim terrorists will be so very, very upset, they will  pack up their explosives and head for home or someplace where they will not go boom, boom any more.

So, the CIA now claims they killed–murdered that is– the Taliban leader, Mullah Athfar Mansoor and that means there is no Taliban left in Afghanistan.

Oh, as you recall how happy President Obama when they got Osama bin Laden since he could now announce the end of the Taliban.

Mr. President,your announcement appears to have NO effect on the Taliban in Afghanistan!

Just Another Day In Iraq

The good news from Iraq these days is that one knows the day before what will be the news from Iraq tomorrow. A majority of people in Iraq are Shiites and a minority are Sunni Muslims. Under Saddam Hussein, the Sunnis ran Iraq. Now, that he is gone, Shiites are making up for lost time with discrimination against Sunnis, including arresting Sunni political leaders. So, one can daily expect the following:

Yesterday in Baghdad, 67 dead and 87 wounded in a Shiite marketplace. Later in the day, a suicide bomber wearing a vest blew himself up and murdered 17 Shiites and wounded a few dozen. We can expect tomorrow that suicide bomber will blow himself up in a Sunni marketplace area.

And, so on, and so on, and so on. Will this madness ever end?