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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

New Republican debate issue–who has nicer shoes?

I sure will miss Ben Carson and his observations on life.

Ted Cruz would divorce his wife if it got him votes.

I have never figured out why so many Americans without health insurance oppose getting it.

I have never figured out why so many working class white Americans support a wealthy guy who wants to improve life of wealthy guys.

Rand Paul definitely wins the cup for a sense of humor among this group of humorless characters.

Is Carly Fiorina still alive?

Best Dressed For President?

Senator Marco Rubio has finally raised an important issue that confronts the nation and his stand has aroused confusion, bewilderment and anger among those seeking the Republican nomination.  His attire has now become the most important issue facing this nation.  He has been described as possessing mildly unkempt hair, creased black dress pants, a lumpy blue sweater, BUT he has been wearing three inch heels!

Ted Cruz: ” A vote for  Rubio is a vote for  men’s high-heeled shoes.”

Jeb Bush: “They’re not high-heeled shoes.” And, anyway, I am certain that Jeb can out do Rubio’s high-heeled shoes.

Rand Paul: “”Cute new boots.”

Donald Trump, most probably: ” I can wear a great high-heeled shoe that would be welcomed throughout the world.”

Carly Fiorina,most probably: “As the only female candidate,when it comes to high-heeled shoes, I am the one to lead this nation!”

Ben Carson, most probably: “What exactly are men’s high-heeled shoes?”

Chris Christie, most probably: “Given my weighty presence there is no one who can match me when it comes to wearing high-heeled shoes.”

Let’s Ignore The Law

There are moments when one is left baffled by those who are candidates for the presidency of the United States of America. They engage in non-stop complaints that President Obama refuses to adhere to the Constitution while praising a group of nut cases in Oregon who seized FEDERAL PROPERTY in defiance of the law. Under the Obama administration twice the number of illegal immigrants from Mexico have been returned to that land than was accomplished under the administration of President George Bush — but who REFUSES to guard our borders and fails to adhere to laws about immigration–Barack Obama!

The Republican defiance of law and order is a disease that is sweeping the country.  Alabama Chief Justice  Roy Moore has ordered probate judges in the state to refuse issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples. Most judges  prefer to obey the Supreme Court which has created some problems for Moore. They’re’s a great confusion out there as to what orders to obey. I’m not causing the confusion. I’m trying to clarify it.”

How did this person become  judge??

P.S.  I do not have a  doubt if Donald Trump became president that Judge Moore would be headed to the Supreme Court!

The Real Terrorist

The American people are worried about Muslim terrorists who pose a threat to “our way of life.” Since 9/11 fewer than 50 Americans have been killed in the United States by those deemed to be “terrorists.” Actually, each month in the city of Chicago more people are killed by local terrorists than Muslim terrorists have killed since 2001. However, over in Asia there is a real terrorist who has missiles, and claims to have atomic and hydrogen bombs, but none of the Republican presidential candidates are worried about him.

Kim Jong-un, the pudgy guy with weird hair now claims to have tested a hydrogen bomb, and his people are working on placing a nuclear device on a missile that might reach the US. So, who do Republicans claim is the greatest threat to our way of life–IRAN! We do live in strange times when a nation that does not have any nuclear weapons and has agreed not to build them is the greatest threat to our way of life while a nation which DOES possess missiles and is working on nuclear devices is ignored!

Saudi Arabia Vs Iran

There is a battle for power going on in the Middle East between Iran and Saudi Arabia that is more critical to US interests than all the terrorists in the area. Iran is the most important Shiite power and it is challenging Saudi Arabia which is the center of conservative Sunnis. Newly installed King Salman has changed Saudi attitudes and is using its air force to bomb away. But, more importantly, he continues the Wahabbi religious fanaticism which fuels terrorists throughout the region.

These are some possibilities in the Middle East:

1. Saudi Arabia is hit by powerful terrorist groups causing turmoil within the country.

2. Iran clerics finally get the message their best goal is an alliance with the United States to combat Wahabbi fanatics.

3. Both nations financially and militarily support terrorism causing increasing destabilization of the Middle East.

To My Heroes In Oregon

After many years wandering in the political wilderness that is American politics, I finally have met some brave men who deserve the support of the American people–the guys in Oregon who stand for freedom! After all, how many guys would occupy an empty building in the wilderness of Oregon and set up headquarters in order to protect our land. This land is My Land, and this Land will be protected by God-fearing Christian gentlemen.

These are men ready  to freeze their balls off in order to prove they have balls. These are intrepid soldiers who set up camp without bringing along clothes for the winter or enough food to eat. Talk about bravery! Here are my suggestions on how those who love liberty and freedom in America can support those who live in zero degree places arguing for zero degree ideas:

1. These guys should build a wall, and I mean, a HIGH wall in order to keep out Muslim terrorists or Obama agents of death.

2. These guys should set fire to the forest and show the GOVERNMENT that if they mess with OUR land, we will simply use fire to transform it into a desert.

3. We urge one and all who support the Second Amendment to head to Oregon and remain there until the Obama Nazis leave Washington D.C.

4. Lets create a new America and it begins in Oregon and in this America no Muslims or colored folk or LIBERALS are allowed to partake of our land of the free and home of the brave.

5. Just think, first we got a piece of Oregon, and next we will get a piece of downtown Los Angeles where those Muslims live– if they want to behead folks, we will make certain that Muslim heads are rolling.

No More Obama–NO More Liberals–NO more rag heads–NO more females who display their breasts– NO More Atheists–

Just God fearing Americans!

P.S. If one of you illegals tries to cross our border, we will introduce you tot eh American way of hanging.

Trump New Year Resolutions

After a long discussion with Donald Trump we are pleased to reveal his New Year Resolutions:

1. I will no longer discuss female toilet breaks.

2. I will send socks and heavy underwear to the brave men in Oregon who defend America from dudes from Africa.

3.I will do whatever it takes to retain Ben Carson as a candidate, as long as he is around, people think I make sense!

4. I will finally find out where the hell this Syria place is.

5. I intend to set up my presidential headquarters in an abandoned hotel in Atlantic City.

6.I will convert to Judaism and marry a nice Jewish girl– its votes, man!

7. I will begin construction of the famous Wall on the border with Mexico.

8. Perhaps I need to star in a new Star Wars film with me as Captain America who saves planet Earth.

9.  I promise to reveal the famous PLAN the day after I am elected.

10. I intend to challenge Bill Clinton to a fucking contest, the last guy  standing who can shoot from the penis, wins.

Terrorist Government Beheads!

The American government  for years has been fighting a war against Muslim terrorists. Among our key allies in this struggle is none other than the nation which has done more than any other group in the world to arm, assist, and defend terrorists–none other than our  wonderful friend, Saudi Arabia. A few days ago the Saudi government murdered 46 people using methods such  as hanging, cutting off heads and swords.

Among the dead is Sheikh Nimr al Nimr whose crime was to preach a form of fundamentalist Islam. Ironically, the nation which not only preaches this form of fundamentalism, but funds Islamic terrorists and teaches  hatred of the United States and other western powers is –none other than Saudi Arabia. These deaths have aroused anger throughout the Middle East and we can expect some form of terrorism to be the result. Hopefully, if there is terrorism, hopefully, why not at the source of this hatred?

Something To Do About Weather

There is no doubt at least thirty percent of the American people do NOT believe in global warming and the same percent most probably believes this planet is about 10,000 years old. There are constant floods all over the Midwest, there are people dying because of tornadoes and winds of enormous strength. Naturally, to the nonbelievers there have always been floods, there have always been tornadoes, so what to worry about?

Latest figures indicate the temperature in the North Pole at this moment are about the temperature in Chicago. Yes, there have always been states of emergency due to weather so what to worry about? Those who believe what has been in the past will always be in the  present and future inhabit a fairy land in which the Earth has not changed. Of course, these same people believe that God sent a flood and asked Noah to save all the animals on the planet. THAT story they believe!

I would so love to be alive in 2200 and listen to people wonder why we who live in 2015 were such idiots!

Bernie Just Doesn’t Get It

I agree with ideas being expressed by Senator Bernie Sanders during the past few months about income inequality and the need to reduce power of the wealthy. But, his recent comments that he has the ability to gather together those now supporting Donald Trump is not merely wishful thinking, it is completely wrong.  “What Trump has done with some success  is taken that anger  from those fears,  which are legitimate, and unleashed them into anger against Mexicans, against Muslims.”

Bernie, it is not merely income inequality that drives that anger. Its foundation is   hatred toward Hispanics,  hatred toward Muslims, hatred toward those who are socially, if not economically, below the white working class. Yes, these people hate the wealthy, but their hate is more vicious toward minority groups. This is an old pattern in American history. Donald Trump is merely the latest demagogue who uses prejudice to gain political power. If there were no wealthy, these white groups would still be hating Mexicans and Muslims.