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In Defense Of Conservatives

There is no doubt that the modern civil rights movement should be about the plight of those who are millionaires. Hardly a day goes by without one story after another that describes these wonderful people as some form of evil force. It is the wealthy who created this nation. It is the wealthy who have made sure we have a Congress which works twenty-four hours a day in defense of freedom for the American people. If Martin Luther King was alive today, he would be speaking in defense of the oppressed white people of this nation. After all, who were the people who wiped out the Indians and allowed all this land to be open to all white folks? All we ever hear, day and night is this story or that story about some black gangster kid who wanted to kill whites and Why? The answer is simple, because white is not only beautiful, but more intelligent.

OK, so you may call me a racist. But,someone has to stand up for the oppressed in this nation. Think about it, when was the last public outburst of anger because a white kid was shot by police? OK, so maybe,just maybe white kids do not get shot. The answer is simple, white kids run faster and further than black kids. Have you ever seen President Obama hug a wealthy white guy? How come he only hugs little black kids? Perhaps, it is time for Ted Cruz to lead the fight for white equality in this nation. It is time to return the presidency to white folks.

This article was funded by the Koch Brothers as part of their campaign to restore whiteness to its natural leadership position in America!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer examples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Cat Killer CAn’t Be Jailed”

Unless it is provided with a daily allotment of milk?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Tax Cuts For The People”

In America, that means for homeless millionaires

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Sex-Ed Homework”

And, you are expected to do some hands-on activities.

Norway, Norway Post: “Steal Man’s Semen”

Does it enter the back or front?

Russia, Moscow Times: “Friendly Prison”

A place where you can listen to tapes of Putin explaining the world?

Republican Tough Guys!

These days listening to Republicans boast about their desire for war against evil Iran, one wonders why it is that so many of these tough guys have never served in the US Army? Marco Rubio, who would not know the front end of a bazooka, quoted the words of “General: Liam Neeson, who is a movie actor and has never fired a single shot against anyone other than a blank bullet aimed at another actor. Marco the Brave wants t he world to know that when it comes to Iran, “we will find you,and we will kill you!” Wow, those are strong words of bravery. According to Scott Walker, “we need a commander-in-chief who will call it what it is, and that is radical extremism. We need a president who will affirm that Israel is an ally and start acting like it.”

OK, so here is the Obama record:

1. President Obama provided Israel with its Dome program that destroys at least 90% of missiles aimed at Israel.

2. Under the Obama administration the state of Israel with its seven million people receives more military aid than any other nation in the world!

3. President Obama authorized the dispatch of an additional TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND MARINES TO AFGHANISTAN

Marco, Liam Neeson is an actor. He has absolutely not experience fighting real people. If you really want to get ISIS, just join the US army or go to Iraq and join their army and actually FIGHT BAD GUYS!

Jeb Believes In God

It has now been confirmed that Jeb Bush does believe there is a God up in the sky. He addressed students at Liberty University, a college whose science department teaches students the Earth suddenly appeared about ten thousand years ago because God had nothing to do that day and decided, what the heck, let life begin on this deserted planet. I am certain that in history courses they teach that the Flintstone family was the first human family that believed in God. I was taught some nonsense about Adam and Eve, but now understand those people were really the Flintstones. Jeb put on his best religious hat and spoke about THAT idea which any God fearing Christian knows must be halted–gay marriage!

Hw called ion every person who is “in favor of religious freedom.. to take an aggressive stand against it.” The IT is laws that compel merchants to sell their wares to those who are lesbians or gay. “Somebody here is being small minded and intolerant, and it sure isn’t those nuns,minsters and laymen who only ask to live and practice their faith.” I gotcha, Jeb. Time to return to the Bible. I assume that means let’s get back to the good old days of slavery. Or, how about asking God to strike down each and every Iranian child?

Jeb is always on the side of whatever will get him a vote!

By the way, Jeb, did anyone tell you that Muslim clerics agree one hundred percent with your ideas concerning gays and lesbians. Perhaps, Jeb is a closet Muslim!

Conservatives Triumph And Conservatives Lose!

This is a story about two Conservative parties and two liberal parties. In England, the Labor party was crushed by Conservatives led by Prime Minister David Cameron. Most polls predicted that Labor and the Conservatives would both secure about 270 seats in Parliament. Cameron has imposed a bitter austerity package upon the British people and made it difficult for young people to even attend college. But, he and the majority of media outlets have been boasting for years that merry England is on the way to recovery. David Miliband, leader of the Labor Party is, most probably, the most inept speaker to run for the position of Prime Minister. He never made clear why Labor should be elected. And, in Scotland the Scottish National Party simply swept to victory gaining over 50 seats. The election was a Conservative victory and a liberal defeat.

Meanwhile in Alberta Province in Canda, Conservatives went from having 51 seats to eleven while the New Democratic Party went from 4 seats to 53 seats and assumed power. They had a program which attracted voters. So, what is the lesson for Hillary Clinton?

Identify FIVE KEY IDEAS AND REPEAT THEM OVER AND OVER! For example”

1. Interest rates on all college loans will be need.

2. The nation needs a minimum wage of $15 an hour.

3. We must rebuild our infrastructure and create hundreds of thousands of jobs.

4. We must create a path to citizenship.

5. We must work through diplomatics sources to assist Muslim nations to defeat terrorism.

Keep it simple, keep it clear and Conservatives will not win.

My Dream

There are moments when I dream of seeing a line of Republican candidates discussing their ideas for the United States of America. Some desire to see comedy on television, I desire to see comedy in real life. Just imagine the dialogue between Mike Huckabee and Ted Cruz! I would cherish the idea of Marco Rubio once again standing up for Israel. Of course, does he even know where that country is located, let alone knowing that 20% of its citizens are Muslims or Christians. You know, he so loves Christians as long as they don’t challenge them Jews in Israel. Of course on the stage if one woman, you know, the woman who was fired for being incompetent by Hewlett Packard, but she now wants to get fired by the American people for being incompetent.

I do admire Rand Paul who once upon a time wanted to reduce the amount spent on military spending but after a session with Sheldon Adelson, realized that would men less money for Israel,the land he so loves. Then again, there is always Doctor Ben Carson who does not believe we humans could ever understand anything about a brain since God alone knows such stuff. Imagine him operating on my brain! Perhaps, we should line up this group and have them dance and sing. It would be more entertaining then anything they could say.

On with the show. America awaits this performance!

Conversations With Izanians

I have been in contact for decades with some representatives from the planet of Izan. It is located light years away from this minor planet. I asked my friends for their reaction to Republican candidates fro president.

Ted Cruz: You are not joking, are you? He really attended what you term to be a prestigious university? So, what do inferior universities produce?

Mike Huckabee: He appears sort of out-of-shape to combat any foreign soldiers, doesn’t he? On the planet of Izan we term such people, “those who speak the wind, and fart from the ass.”

Ms.Fiorina: Let me get this straight. She was fired from running a corporation and has never even been elected dog catcher and she wants to rule your land? On Izan, one must have previously been elected head dog catcher before seeking a position dealing with intelligent life forms.

Rand Paul: He appears to have a tendency to say one thing on Monday and another thing on Friday. On Izan, we term such life forms: “One who can not make up his mind.”

Jeb Bush: He looks sort of tired and is for something but it is unclear what he desires. OH, we do know he desires to be this president.

Marco Rubio: For some reason he has a deep affection for the people of Israel. He does not look very Jewish or is it the money of this evil looking creature, Sheldon Adelson that prompts his comments?

The question posed by my contacts on Izan is what ever happened to Sarah Palin. They found her delightfully weird. They know she does not know anything about planet Earth, but she is very good at looking out of her window and seeing Siberia. In terms of gazing, she is superior to anyone on Izan. They also miss Herman Cain and that man from Texas who does not even know who is in the Cabinet.

By the way, they really want to meet this guy named God who everyone loves.

Oh, Am I Tough!

It has has now become the accepted approach by all Republican candidates for president to display a verbal toughness to any and all evil forces in the world. Mike Huckabee promised that Iran would never get an atomic bomb and he is ready to do something about that future event. His words of defiance, promise of military action, are simply what each and every person seeking the presidency as a Republican is promising the American people. This is one group of really tough warriors who are ready to dispatch Americans into dangerous combat at the drop of a hat. As I recall, a few years ago there was a Republican president who was gung ho for war and destruction. Remember how he stood on an aircraft carrier with the announcement: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Not a single one of these Republicans has ever tested the horror of war. Rick Perry did serve in the military but never got close to anyone firing back at him. Yes, Mike, you are one tough dude. However, if you desire to bomb Iran, the people doing the bombing will not be named, Mike Huckabee. Some will die but you will be the one who talks about war and death. It is time for Republicans to send their own children into harm’s way before sending other young people to their deaths.

The main issue today is: Jaw, Jaw, Not War, War!

Does America Have Moral Responsibilities?

There is fighting in Iraq, there is fighting in Yemen, there is fighting in Syria, there is fighting in Somalia there is fighting in Nigeria, three are hundreds of immigrants drowning in the sea as they desperately seek peace in some European nation. Once again, the United States of America has been drawn into fights and wars around the world. So, the question must be posed: “Does America have moral responsibilities to people of the world?” Examine the record of the 20th century

1. We came late to World War I and did play a role in the Allied victory. Most historians today agree that Imperial Germany did initiate the war. But, was the only solution to send American troops into combat? What would have happened if those fresh American soldiers had not arrived? Most likely both sides would have worked out a peace agreement.

2. The US was attacked by Japan in 1941 and entered World War II. Russian troops carried the main burden in the war along with British and American forces. There is no doubt we had to fight and end the threat of Nazi Germany winning.

3. After the end of WWII, the famous Cold War began. The theory of Containment was NOT to engage in war against the Soviet Union but to wait until internal forces within that nation ended communism. The
Vietnam war violated this theory. And, what happened? Internal forces changed the Soviet Union.

In other words, a nation can be a moral leader without engaging in war. We have never focused upon economic development in the Middle East. Perhaps, if we assisted the economic growth of Muslim societies there would not be wars now raging in the Middle East. Perhaps, peace and jobs is a the right moral stand for the US?

Turkish President Explains How To Prevent ISIS

Until the advent to power of President Recep Erdogan and his Justice and Development Party, the Muslim nation of Turkey had created a balance between civil rights and religious rights. Although a majority of Muslims in Turkey are Sunni there are minor Muslim groups, Christians and Jews along with a sizable number of Muslims who are really not that religious. Once assuming power Erdogan did end the power of the Turkish military to interfere in the political process. However, he also moved to impose greater and greater religious ideas throughout the school system, the judiciary, and the world of politics. With each passing day there are steady changes in Turkey such as imposing required religious classes in school which are controlled by imams who support the government.

President Erdogan issued a challenge to his political enemies and argued the reason there was no ISIS or Boko Haram was due to his fight to expand religious education and practice in Turkey. One has nothing to do with the other. Turkish Muslims inhabit a society with a booming economy and have no interest in crazy imams urging a jihad or suicide bombers. Create a dynamic economy, have the semblance of democracy and few seek ISIS.