Category Archives: Dick Cheney

The Stewart-Obma Alliance

I have it on good authority that Fox News will soon expose the secret alliance that was formed by Jon Stewart and Barack Obama in their hidden White House conferences.Why did Jon Stewart secretly meet with Obama without informing his audience? We can no reveal the secret plot that threatens the very foundation of American society.

1. Jon Stewart is Jewish.

2. Barack Obama is an African, not only by birth, but by spirit.

3. Jews want to take over the world and kill all the Christians.

4. White Christians owned most black slaves.

5. It is clear these two men are plotting to end the rule of Christian whites and empower Jews and Black folk.

5. Ted Cruz is right. The Obama government wants to take away our guns and then turn our women over to Hispanic and black criminals.

6. Mike Huckabee is right except it is not Israelis that Stewart wants to bake in the ovens, but white Christian men. After they get rid of white NRA guys, who will be left to protect our virgin white women??

Who Are These Republicans?

After the end of world War II, Americans who termed themselves to be Republicans or Democrats usually came together during what was termed the “Cold War.” When Dwight Eisenhower became the first Republican president in twenty years at his election in 1952, he continued the foreign policies of Harry Truman. St.Ronald Reagan, who Republicans continue to sight as fighter for freedom, negotiated nuclear agreements with the evil empire of the Soviet Union. Of course, Richard Nixon had negotiated with the evil Chinese Communists. But, when Barack Obama does the exact same thing as Nixon and Reagan, he is termed a weak pussy and one seeking to destroy Israel!

Barack Obama finally expressed his mental fatigue with the nonsense that has emerged from negotiations with Iran. Few Republicans note the agreement with Iran was NOT an American agreement,it was negotiated by six major nations. Obama noted that “what historically has made America great,particularly when it comes to foreign policy…(political opponents) “don’t play fast and loose, we have robust debates, we look at the facts.”

Jews For Jerks!

I was raised in an era when Jews were in the front line fighting for social justice and seeking to end hatred and war. But, today, we have Republican Jews who are ready to support any damn idiot who claims to be a Republican. After Mike Huckabee, the man who opposes rights for black, Hispanics, Asians, lesbians and gays, is now on the top list of idiots that Jews in Iowa are ready to support. We American Jews have come a long way from the Rabbis who marched with Martin Luther King or supported the liberal ideas of Franklin Roosevelt.

Will Rogers, chair of the Polk County, Iowa Republican party has made clear that Republican Jews he encounters are pleased with the cray comments of Mike Huckabee who claimed that President Obama was ready to send Jews “to the door of the ovens.” Another Holocaust, and those will not be carried out by Adolf Hitler, but by Adolf Obama.

What the hell has happened to Jews in America??

Great News On Terrorist Front

I understand there are doubters who refuse to believe that we are winning the war against terrorism. Just remember, that George Bush took out and watched die the evil leader of world terrorist–one,Saddam Hussein. Notice how the world became safer and more stable once the evil leader of terrorism was no more. Then along came Barack Obama who promised to carry out the George Bush promise that we would take out all the leaders of terrorism in the Middle East. And, he did so take out Osama bin Laden. And, note how the world has become more calm and terrorists seek some place where they could find refuge.

Well, Great News, our drone masters have taken out Mashbin al Fadhi. I am certain you will feel much safe knowing this evil doer can no longer do evil doing. Pentagon: “his death will degrade and disrupt ongoing external operations.”

Safety at last!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Republican candidates engage in pissing contests as to which one loves Israel the most.

A modern miracle– ONE INTELLIGENT SUGGESTION AS TO THE ALTERNATIVE TO NEGOTIATIONS WITH IRAN.

I continue hoping that Sarah Palin will return from hunting and hunt for the presidency.

I’m for Elizabeth Warren for president.

Ted Cruz is the modern version of Joe McCarthy.

I suggest that Ben Carson return to the hospital and do something he knows about-cut up people.

How about a presidential campaign without a Bush or Clinton?

Narrowing The Field Ideas

When it comes to offering advice to those in the world of politics, I am at the top of the list of those who offer intelligent ideas. So,let me help out Fox News on how to narrow the field:

1. A hot dog contest. One who eats fewest is off the stage.

2. A contest as to who can utter the most cliches in one paragraph.

3. A contest as to who can utter the most hate Obama statements.

4. Of course, a corollary would be the first one who can correctly name the number of times the House of Representatives passed a bill to end Obamacare.

5. Personally,I would go for a farting contest. Most stinky farts in thirty minutes.

Another Donald Day

Well, Donald is at it again, and I do not mean Donald Duck, or do I mean that person? The Donald man is at the Mexican border in order to prove once and for all that a man of action can put a halt to criminals, rapists and drug lords entering the United States of America. For some strange reason he was invited by a group of Border Agents to come by and inspect their work. If anyone offers Donald Trump a chance to be on TV, the answer is always, YES. So, Donald came to the border, he gazed across it. “You look at the crowds outside. Crowds are screaming in favor of me. Everybody wants me.”

In other words, his mere presence on the border sends drug lords fleeing in terror. Actually, there are over a dozen Republicans who do not want Donald Trump. The other fifteen candidates are furious at Donald for hogging the scene and casting them and their ideas into the shadow of being ignored.The Republican nightmare is that this ego will refuse to exit the stage and run as a third candidate.

I assume when Donald gets to Heaven he will ask the Big Guy to get out of HIS SEAT OF POWER!

Republican Line-Up

We offer some comments upon those seeking the Republican nomination for president.

Scott Walker –boy Preacher

Mike Huckabee — Traveling salesman of snake oil.

Rich Perry— Confused dentist

Jeb Bush — My dad makes more money than your dad.

Marco Rubio– I can so beat up Fidel Castro!

Rick Santorum — God is on MY side!

Ben Carson– Care for a heart transplant?

Lindsay Graham –Poor man’s John McCain

Bobby Jidal — Better off selling rugs

Ted Cruz — I am so the smartest kid in the class!

Obama And Stewart

President Barack Obama appeared on the Jon Stewart show and was delightful. He was relaxed, he told jokes an carefully explained the nuclear accord with Iran. Of course, one wonders why he did not go on national television and explain all aspects of the negotiations and make clear there were safeguards. Obama has constantly refused to use the power of television to get across ideas. He never explained the Affordable Care act. In failing to explain these ideas the president allows Fox News to take control of the dialogue. They set the plate,and all must eat the food that is on their table. Every great American president in the 20th century has used the Bully Pulpit of the mass media to explain complex ideas to Americans.

Barack Obama has to the most inept politician of the twentieth and twenty first centuries. Use the media to propagandize your ideas. After all, you are the President. For God’s sake use the power of that office!

It’s Terrible, It’s Horrible!

As I recall about thirty years ago then President Ronald Reagan signed an agreement with the Soviet Government in order to reduce arms and atomic weapons. As I recall, the Communists wanted to destroy capitalist nations and become the dominant power on Earth. As I recall, not a single Republican condemned Reagan for negotiating with a foreign nation that wanted to wipe out America. As I recall, back in 1972, Republican President Richard Nixon negotiated a treaty with Communist China, a country that had killed 25,000 Americans. Congressional Republicans went along with this agreement.

Alas, President Obama negotiated a treaty with a country that has never killed an American, and has never posed any danger to the existence of the USA. Every Republican candidate now condemns the treaty with Iran as horrible, disaster, and so on. And, not a single one has offered an alternative. In other words, when Democrats do what Republicans do, the only conclusion is that whatever they do is HORRIBLE!