Category Archives: Dick Cheney

The Great Dick Fight

I was distressed that at the last Republican debate an important issue finally, finally, was being discussed by the panelists. I also was very, very sorry, that some men who could have brought some light and flesh to the debate were not present on the stage. Oh, for Chris Christie or the black dude who has a large you-know-what that all black men possess, or Don Rumsfeld or the greatest dick of the last century–Dick Cheney– was not around.

Finally, Republican candidates got down to an issue that is number one for Americans seeking jobs or health care or the money to purchase a home–the size of dicks! Marco insisted that Donald did not have one large Dick, but Donald noticed the bottom portion of his body and smiled. Finally, Republicans got down to REAL ISSUES! The man who has the largest Dick will have the balls to challenge ISIS and pee on them until they flee in terror.

This means there is only one Great DICK in the Republican party. Who else but a big, big, Dick could build a big, big wall?? Donald, come to center stage. As far as Hillary Clinton is concerned– he will just piss on her!

The Childrens Hour

Like millions of Americans I have now heard a dozen of what passes for a “debate.” As of this moment, these “debates” increasingly have deteriorated in to insults and wild claims and boasts as to who should be the leader of the free world. Last night, Donald responded to insults from Marco about his “small hands” with a ringing boast that he did possess a large you-know-what in the lower extremities of his body. This is perhaps the first time in American political history that an issue centers upon penis size.

At another point while Donald refused to calm down, the adult in the room, Ted Cruz gently whispered, “now Donald, take a deep breath, breathe easy, relax” I do not recall during my 75 years watching political conflicts every having a candidate talk to an opponent as though he was a raving little boy who simply had lost control of his temper.

The sum total, as usual were promises to:

1. End Obamacare and bring back millions of jobs. Which jobs has never been made clear.

2. Make businessmen bring back jobs from China or Vietnam or Mexico. How a president in a free enterprise system does that is never made clear.

3. As always, “Make America Great Again.” In which way is never explained.

After all, this is a group of little kids who are boasting.

Poor Days For Wealthy Folks

These are not the best of times for those who possess a few billion dollars. OK, so these are not exactly the worse of times for the beleaguered wealthy men and women. Bernie Sanders day after day attacks them as selfish. Donald Trump promises to end their rule of money and replace it with his rule of money,and heck, even Hillary Clinton has joined in the assault on those who are the job creators for humankind. Imagine the conversations these people must have with their children who  come home with tears in their eyes having to endure taunts from classmates?

To make matters worse, latest figures indicate the wealthy elite are getting poorer and poorer.  The world’s 20  richest people are now SEVENTY BILLION DOLLARS POORER than they were the year before! They fell from having $899 billion to only $827 billion. For God’s sake, how can they make it with only $827 billion? Just think, Carlos Slim of Mexico a telecom tycoon went from $77 billion to only $50 billion! We definitely need a government relief program to aid these afflicted and attacked minority.

Ben Carson Still In Race

There were over a dozen Republican primaries yesterday and Dr. Ben Carson got his allowed 4%. Oh,to be honest, in a few states he actually got 6%. So, the question on the minds of many Republicans is why does the doctor continue in this pursuit of something he can never obtain? Let us explain:

1. This race, for Ben, is a race to sell books. As long as he runs, the more books he sells.

2. Who in God’s name would either listen to the mumbler who utters nonsense unless he was on a stage with a group of fellow idiots?

3. God Himself, called Ben and told him that he had to continue this pursuit of preaching the gospel of Christianity.

4. He does get all expenses paid while seeking the Republican candidacy.

5. OH, he also travels First Class.

Then again, if he said the campaign was over, who would even know he said this?NO one can hear a word he utters!!

We Need A Republican Candidate

There is no doubt that Donald Trump will sweep the famous March primaries and head on to the Republican convention as the man who has captured the imagination and enthusiasm of millions of Americans. He is the voice shouting, “Bring America Back Again” from wherever it has gone. We offer our Republican friends some possible alternatives:

1. Dick Cheney has been a Secretary of Defense, a Vice President, but never a President. When is comes to dirty tricks, he makes Donald look like a good fairy.

2. Donald Trump has never run for President. He, more than anyone, knows how to create a mess in Iraq, so who else would know how to end a mess in Syria?

3. Jeb Bush might be damaged, but he is still a BUSH. How about a ticket of Jeb for President and George for Vice President??

4. Let’s not forget Chris Christie. He is the only Republican who can out -bully the bully.

5. O f course, there is always David Duke. Or, how about a Trump-Duke ticket??

Another Shooting In America

All we have to report is some old boring news–another shooting, this time in Kansas. An employee at Excel Industries, became upset at something or other, or whatever, and took out his assault rifle–perfectly legal in America– and blasted away. After all, in America  any and all guns are legal. Just read the 2nd Amendment which refers to MILITIA, not people. The shooter–we will not mention his name because he is simply a symptom of all shooters–wandered around the place shooting and shooting. He killed at least three and wounded over a dozen.

This story is absolutely boring, absolutely meaningless because the crazy American people somehow believe anyone –or everyone– should have a gun. I assume there will be a new law that mandates placing a small gun in the crib so little tikes can get used to blasting away. I have reached the breaking point about gun deaths, They will occur tomorrow and the day after and the week after and the month after and no one has the guts to stop this madness.

Hell, Justice Scalia was on  a hunting trip when he died!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Ah, for the glorious days of another Donald, Rumsfeld, that is.

One must admit that Dick Cheney looks better and better these days.

The problem is not Donald Trump, it is that millions of Americans actually believe he has a single intelligent idea.

Sorry, the current mess is PARTLY the result of a president who never talks with the American people about issues.

Then again, who does Barack Obama talk with?

Sorry, Black Lives Matter folks, Martin Luther King was concerned about ALL LIVES.

I have no idea how people in Syria survive this madness.

We have become a nation of slogans rather than solutions.

What passes for religion these days is a bunch of old guys with old ideas that make no sense.

The most abused word in the English language is –racism.

I wonder what the Bush family talks about these days.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

These days I fondly recall the good old days with George Bush.

Who would have believed six months ago that John Kasich was the only logical thinking Republican??

Marco DOES try so hard to come across as a grown up.

Ted Cruz just has to be himself to play the villain in a movie.

Ben Carson is not giving up as long as he can sell  his books.

Say, what ever happened to Carly Fiorina?

How about this for the Republican ticket in 2020–Jeb Bush for president and George Bush for vice president?

 

Marco Win AGAIN!!

I  have devoted my life to sports and am a longtime lover of baseball, football, and basketball. I was raised to believe the goal of any sport was to win the game. Little did I understand that in the political world of 2016, the winner is the one who does NOT win the game. Of course, since there originally were seventeen players in a game designed for two or three, it is not amazing that no candidate in the Republican party has yet to gain a majority of votes in any election. There is a new game in town, and the winner in this competitive sport is to get some votes and shout, “I Won the Game!”

Marco Rubio came in third in Iowa and proclaimed, “I won a sweeping victory.” Marco Rubio came in fifth in New Hampshire and proclaimed that he again had won the election. Now, in the state of South Carolina Marco came in second   gaining 100 votes more than Ted Cruz and is joyous at this fantastic victory. Even as a I write these words, dozens of donors are rushing to support this front runner in the race for president. After all, a third, a fifth, and a second in any sport is victory! I assume if Marco runs for president against Sanders or Clinton, his goal will be to come in second and win the election!

Scalia Death Will Never Disappear

Little did Justice Antonin Scalia realize that in dying he was creating a new American business that will last for the next fifty years and produce hundreds of books and provide employment for thousands. Scratch an American and you will soon discovered a person who is dying for a new secret plot, a new plan by some evil government agency to take over the government. The Scalia death has now introduced material for each and every conspiracy nut case.

So, what is the present scenarios for the Scalia death?

1. It was a secret Obama plot to get access to control of the Supreme Court.

2. It was a plot by aliens to put one of their people on the Supreme Court.

3. It was a plot by the Clintons to give Hillary something to scare liberal voters about.

4. Or, it was a plot by Bernie Sanders to scare liberals into voting.

5. Or, it was a plot by book  publishers to get a best selling book on the market.

6. Or ,it was a plan by Ted Cruz to arouse right wingers to vote for him.

7. Or, it was a plot by rabbis to get another Jew on the Supreme Court.