Category Archives: Dick Cheney

Bibi Explains Everything

It did not take Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu much time to clearly explain the entire Iran nuclear agreement.As you recall,Bibi told the American Congress that just let him handle affairs and Iran would be begging for mercy and agree to whatever he demands.This is the Netanyahu explanation for what happened last week.

1.If not for Netanyahu denouncing the entire negotiation, the final product would have been much more favorable to Iran.

2. The actual agreement is terrible,and awful.If not for him no one would be using such words to denounce the agreement.

3. It is time for Israel opposition parties that refused to back him to now support him in order to show Iran that Israel is united.

4. In other words when Netanyahu is proven wrong it simply means that he was right all the time and his opponents were wrong until they agreed with his views.

I trust that is clear to one and all.

The Russians Were Here First!

After learning that new evidence makes clear the original inhabitants of the Western Hemisphere came from Siberia,I headed for Moscow to discuss this news with the Great Leader,the one and only Vladimir Putin.

M: Well,Great Leader, what do you think about the new evidence which proves once and for all the original inhabitants of the Western Hemisphere came from Siberia?

P: Just further evidence that all parts of the world were originally settled by people from Mother Russia.

M: How will this news effect your country?

P: I am immediately moving in the Security Council for the United States of America to be declared to be part of Mother Russia.

M: Wait a second, you mean that you will become the Great Leader of Mother America?

P: Not only that, but I am entering my name as the Republican candidate for president.

M: How can you do that?

P: I am an older American and a true American unlike these illegal immigrants like Donald Trump or Rick Santorum, and certainly much more of an American than, oh, I forget his name, you know the guy with glasses who cannot recall who or what is in the Cabinet.

M: Well, we now have seventeen candidates in the primary. I will just head home to warn my gay friends that you might be our next President.

Another Dead Muslim Dude

About one-fifth of my life has been spent while some American President has a media conference in which he boasts of killing off some big shot Muslim terrorist leader and thus set in motion the end of terrorism in the Middle East. As I recall, first President Bush promised to track down and kill Osama bin Laden. Then came along the black dude who showed us pictures of the military getting rid of Osama bin Laden. OK, the big honcho was now dead. So, I was informed by my government that once we got rid of the head guy, then…… The “then”part was never made clear to me. I assume they were promising me that once Osama was gone, then…. Then, what?

There is absolutely no evidence in any guerrilla war that getting rid of one top guy leads to a collapse of the entire group. It is time to end this fiasco about killing off leaders and turn our focus on how to turn young people away from terrorist activities. How anyone considered pushing for major job creation programs in the Middle East?

Why Trump Aids Republicans?

The chairperson of the Republican party in Pennsylvania has come up with a new twist on the Trump mess that impacts all those seeking the nomination for president. He notes that Donald Trump has captured the media and brought attention to the Republican party. At least these days, one or the other Republican candidates is in the headlines. So, we thought it might be beneficial to offer some other ways Republicans can gain notoriety.

1. How about dressing Republican candidates in the Hells Angel uniform and take over a college town and harass the girls?

2. Why not lead a lynch mob against some Muslim or his family?

3. There is always the possibility we can obtain live footage of Donald fucking some beautiful gal.

4. Just remember when Donald Trump stands up for America his entire body is on display. I dare Hillary Clinton to engage in a sex contest with Donald!

Remember Republicans On War Heros?

Members of the Republican party are very upset over comments made by Donald Trump. Trump charged that John McCain was “not a hero” because he was captured during the Vietnam war and underwent horrible torture. Now Perry and Rubio and Jeb Bush are furious that anyone would stoop so low as to insult a man who was a war hero. Gee, as I recall, back during the 2004 election, John Kerry, who had won the Silver Star, the Bronze Star and purple hearts for being wounded was viciously attacked by Republicans for not deserving his medals.

Swift Boat For Truth Veterans attacked John Kerry claiming he never should have been awarded any medals for bravery. President George Bush, who never served in Vietnam, applauded this attack upon a war hero. He wrote Bud Day who led the smear,”I simply can not express in words how much I value your willingness to stand up against John Kerry.”

So,now Republicans are upset at Donald Trump for doing what they once thought was great-insult a war hero!

A Tale Of Three Men In 1968

The year was 19698 and over four hundred thousand young Americans were fighting in a far away place known as Vietnam. One of these young men was involved in the political world and obtained at least four draft deferments because, as he so aptly noted, “I had better things to do”than fight in faraway wars. His name was Dick Cheney. Another young man was attending an Ivy League college, going out with gorgeous women and having wonderful dinners at night clubs. By the time he graduated from college and went to work in dad’s real estate firm he had accumulated $271,000. He also obtained draft deferments and never went to war. His name was Donald Trump.

The third man was in a prison in North Vietnam and had been tortured and beaten and abused for months. He turned down a deal under which he would apologize for fighting against the Viet Cong and then would be allowed to go home. He turned down the deal. His name was John McCain.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Donald Trump, Dick Cheney, and little George Bush, all made certain not to fight for their country during war.

Donald Trump received cheers from the crazies when he insulted Americans who had to surrender.

It increasingly is evident that most Republicans dislike those who serve their country in war.

Donald has seized the favor of those who feel lost in modern America.

Republicans cheer when words of hate are uttered against the President. Such is their patriotism.

Donald Trump’s idea of war is attacking attractive women-without mercy.

Security For Homeland?

The terrorist attack in Chatanooga, Tennessee has raised questions concerning the effectiveness of Homeland Security. From day one of creation of this Cabinet Department, false hopes have been used to defend its performance. First, there is no way, no program, no plan which can result in the absence of terrorist attacks. This is a nation of over 300,000,000 people scattered over three thousand miles so it is virtually impossible to prevent attacks. Republicans constantly worry about our southern border with Mexico while ignoring our 3,000 mile border with Canada. Honestly, any terrorist with even a limited knowledge of geography knows it is easer entering America via a northern route than confronting the heavily guarded southern border.

Homeland Security now claims that over the past year it has thwarted”over 60 terrorist attacks.” I will not dispute this figure,but exactly what constitutes a “planned terrorist attack?” Is the planning process or is it the actual action that ensues. It is horrible that four Marines and a sailor died, but it is impossible to prevent all such attacks. Such is life, and such is death.

Reactions To Iran Surrender

I decided to check with the only loyal people left in this nation after Obama and Kerry sold us out to Iran.

Donald Trump: Elect me president and I will personally lead the invasion of Iran.

Rick Perry: I need a few moments to check exactly what is the location of Iran.

Jeb Bush: My brother had it right, Iran is part of the Axis of Evil–Iraq, North Korea and Iran.

Chris Christie: If I can take out a bridge, just let me take out Iran!

Scott Walker: I stood up to teacher and firemen and police unions, just wait until I stand up against those Iran Muslims!

Rand Paul: Let me check with dad as to what I should be for.

Bibi Netanyahu: Elect me President of the US and just watch those bombers bomb!

George Pataki: Are you really asking me questions about world events?

Ben Carson: I stand for free enterprise and hard work. That solves all problems.

Iran Deal Or No Deal

One of America’s leading authorities on foreign policy has weighed in on the recent deal with Iran,and given his past ability to grasp the subtle aspects of conducting negotiations with other nations, it is time for President Obama to reflect on what he claims to have accomplished. Former Governor Rick Perry’s comments should make Obama pause and reflect for a moment. The man who sort of got confused as to which departments are in the Cabinet is dead sure that Obama made a terrible mistake. “What I saw out of the President today, and this is of great consternation to me, I saw a very naive man who does not know how the world works, who cannot put the dots together.”

President Obama was working with five other important nations who, I assume, have some grasp as to how the world works. Frankly, I doubt if Perry could even locate Iran on the map. His comment is that of just about every man or woman seeking the Republican nomination. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if one of them could actually offer an ALTERNATIVE PLAN! Oops, I forgot, Donald Trump wants to lead soldiers into battle.