Category Archives: Don Rumsfeld

Female Trump Speaks

On occasion I become somewhat confused when Republican discuss issues of world importance. Sarah Palin ran on the ticket with John McCain for the presidency in 2008. As I recall, she embraced McCain as a great man and a born leader. Donald Trump insulted a war hero whose name is John McCain and the woman who ran with McCain now raves about the wonderful Trump man! “Voters crave the anti-status politician. They want results. They need someone who will fire all the politically correct police. Everything about Donald Trump is avant garde.

These comments are so incredibly insensitive toward a man who lifted Palin from being an unknown governor into a major political figure. How low can this woman sink?

A Man Died In Prison

His name was Jamycheal Mitchell and he was 24 years old. I am surprised that you never heard about his infamous crimes.No,he did not blow himself up and lead to the death of dozens. No, he did not spout terrorist talk on social media. No, he did not beat up old people. This man was charged with the heinous crime of: stealing a bottle of Mountain Dew, a Snickers candy bar, and a cup cake. This haul must have cost the grocery store owner at least $5 of his hard earned money.

Anyway, the cops came, grabbed the notorious cup cake robber and took him off to jail. He was there for FOUR MONTHS before dying in his cell yesterday. What the hell has happened to this nation?? Americans just lost ONE TRILLION DOLLARS due to the stock market collapse. Not a single person responsible for that crime will see one minute of jail time.

Just A Guy Named Joe

For many years when referring to the average American it is quite common to refer to this unknown person by calling him–Joe. Well, the guy named Joe is going to announce that he will run for president. Joe Biden is throwing his hat or name or whatever into the ring of combat. As of yet,I am not clear whether he seeks the Republican or the Democratic nomination.Wouldn’t you just enjoy a parade on stage of people seeking the Republican nomination and one is named–Joe? So,what does Joe Biden have to offer?

1.His name is Joe.

2.His name is not Hillary.

3.He was never married to a guy named,Bill.

5. On the other hand wouldn’t it be fun to have a ticket headed by Joe and Bill?

6. Joe Biden is a decent man. He is an intelligent man.

7. Donald and Joe on the stage would be a fascinating incident. Donald never ceasing to talk and Joe just listening and shaking his head.

8. How come we never have a guy named, Moishe?

P.S.Anyone for a George?

Dark Days Ahead For Bibi

Recent reports from top Israel officials indicate that back in 2010, Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was ready to launch air attacks on Iran, but was held back by top Israel generals. Goes to show there are Israelis who think like the black dude from Africa. Imagine seeking to resolve issues via diplomacy rather than through bombs! Senator Harry Reid just joined those supporting President Obama and his quest for peace.

Ironically, President Hassan Rouhani in Iran has problems with war hawks, ready to match Bibi bomb to bomb. Rouhani told the people of Iran, “we consider this agreement a stating point for moving forward” toward peace in the region and the world. According to brave warriors such as Ted Cruz of Scott Walker or Marco Rubio, failure to demand bombs is a mark of the coward. As I recall, none of these “brave warriors” has ever served in the US military. British Prime Minister Winston Churchill who was attacked for negotiating with Communist dictator Joseph Stalin respond with: “Jaw, Jaw is better than War, War.”

Bush Legacy Lives On And On

Let me recite the new Republican fairy tale about Iraq.

1. The famous Surge ended the war in Iraq and the good guys won.

2. Iraq was a peaceful land in 2009 when along came Barack Obama.

3. His inept lack of leadership ended peace and along came ISIS.

4. We should all thank God George Bush was President and his wonderful advisors, Cheney and Rumsfeld.

Reality Check:

1. President Obama DID offer to keep about 10,000 US troops in Iraq.

2. The point of contention was that he could not agree with Iraq demands that American soldiers would be subject to Islamic Law.

3. It was the Maliki government which Bush installed that persecuted Sunnis and led to their becoming friendly to ISIS.

Stand Up For Christians

I frankly do not understand this commotion about ISIS or Iraq or Syria when the real threat to the very existence of the United States lies right here in our own nation. OK, so ISIS beheads a few people,after all they are just a bunch of Muslims, but what about the war on Christianity launched by the Obama administration? Is that to be ignored? Christianity in America now confronts the greatest challenge in its history. Just imagine, the black coated police will soon be knocking on your door and demanding that your son or daughter find someone of their own sex to date and marry!

Ted Cruz is among the few political leaders willing to take a stand for Christians. “What we’re seeing right now is actually Bible-loving Christians being prosecuted” because they do not wish to serve gays!

From now on I intend to refuse paying taxes to a government that protects gays and lesbians. It is my Constitutional right!

I will no longer halt at red lights because I do not intend to support the right of reds to tell me what to do!

God Bless Ted Cruz, living proof that sending your child to Harvard is a one waste of money!

Blame Drought Upon US

To repeat what Marco Rubio responds to any question concerning global warming,”I am no scientist.” But, unlike Marco, I am intelligent enough to listen to scientists. Honest,Marco, if you are not one, please listen to what they say. You know, when the doctor asks your opinion on an operation, I assume you say, “I’m not doctor.” Scientists, not Republican politicians, now report there is conclusive evidence that global warming is a key factor in the drought impacting California. They estimate that global warming has intensified drought by a factor of between 8 to 27% in California.

OK,I do realize that Dr. Joe Schumuck who dwells in a cabin in the mountains does not agree with these so-called,”scientists.” After all,he has a degree in science, astronomy,nuclear physics and biology from the University of Columbia which is located down the road from his cabin. When will this era of stupidity end!!

Great Ideas

Someone decided to spoof our beloved Donald Trump by claiming he wants to relocate Palestinians to Puerto Rico. How about:

1. Any woman in America who is not satisfied with laws ending abortion will be relocated to Saudi Arabia.

2. Don’t like our wonderful gun laws,you are on the next boat to Syria.

3. Black Lives Matter,OK, you are on your way to Nigeria and hang around with Boko Haram.

4. Upset with $7.25 an hour, I have a good job for you in Bangladesh.

5. Upset with our wonderful wealthy folk,how about meeting some Greek capitalists, they never pay any tax?

6. You illegals want to come to America, how about Puerto Rico?

Donald, that idea was no joke, send them to Puerto Rico and win all the money from Sheldon Adelson!

Mike Huckabee In Israel

There is one propensity that Republican candidates for president share, just give them some time to speak about any issue in the world,and their basic ignorance will emerge. Mike Huckabee decided to visit Israel, most probably courtesy of Sheldon Adelson. Just remember if you desire money from the rich Jew in Las Vegas, head for Israel and kiss the butt of Bibi Netanyahu. Mike made the mistake of allowing Israel reporters to pose questions.

1, He denounced the “Soviet Union” until someone persuaded him the name of that country was–Russia.

2. He insisted to Israelis that Israel bordered on a nation that was a sworn enemy of Israel– sorry, Mike. Jordan and Israel have lived in peace for over twenty years.

3. Naturally, one must blame Barack Obama for all evil in the world. “It is insulting to me that our government has put pressure on the Israel government to stop building bedrooms in their neighborhoods than on Iran.”

Mike,the West Bank was assigned to Palestinians by the United Nations. The following US presidents supported that decision:

Republican Dwight Eisenhower.

Republican Richard Nixon.

Republican Saint Ronald Reagan

Republican George H.W. Bush

Republican George Bush

So, What About Iraq?

We are now experiencing the resurrection of the triumphant trio of Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld. In the new Republican narrative, these men were not only responsible for the overthrow of evil, terrible Saddam Hussein, but they saved the world from the bad man’s nuclear or chemical weapons of destruction. It was due to the intelligence and bravery of George Bush that peace and prosperity were restored to the people of Iraq. Alas, then appeared the black dude from Africa, whose blunders led to the rise of al-Qaeda, ISIS, and you name the other evil people.

1. It was the dynamic trio who appointed Nouri al-Maliki to the position of Prime Minister. It was this man who transformed the Sunnis who had worked with American forces into the enemy of the Iraq government.

2. The success of the so-called, Surge, depended upon cooperation of Sunnis. Guess who ended that cooperation.

3. President Obama DID offer to maintain US forces. BUT, he refused to allow American troops to be subject to Iraq law. THAT was the reason they left.

I await Jeb Bush publicly saying he was ready to have American forces placed under Iraq law.