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Let’s Investigate

The Republican Party wants to have investigations. Well, let me suggest some topics that would lend themselves to an investigation.

1. Mitt Romney once tied his dog to the top of the car. I believe we must investigate how to prevent such cruelty to dogs.

2. Republicans have spent twenty million dollars and eight investigations on Benghazi. How about investigating the 1985 Hezbollah bombing in Beirut that resulted in the death of TWO HUNDRED FIFTY AMERICAN SOLDIERS! Of course, we can not recall President Reagan to explain why he ALLOWED this to occur.

3. Well, we could always go back to the Watergate investigation. It NEVER got eight investigations. Only ONE.

4. Shouldn’t we find out why Benedict Arnold turned traitor during the American Revolution?

5. As I recall, four thousand Americans have died as a result of the invasion of Iraq. How about an investigation to prevent such tragedies?

6. Carly Fiorina was fired as head of Hewlett Packard. I want to investigate WHY!

7. As of this point there has not been an investigation of the Benghazi investigations!


Asa follow up to the story of how Hillary Clinton caused the death of four people, we offer some insights into how other events occurred in the world that DO require a congressional investigation.


Abraham Lincoln wrote the Emancipation Proclamation because he met a little Negro boy who asked him to write it.

Theodore Roosevelt got the idea for the Progressive Party from a lion he shot, it was so courageous, he decided that he had to go home and begin a new political party.

Adolf Hitler decided to carry out the Holocaust because a Jewish art critic in Vienna made a negative comment about one of his paintings.

Vladimir Putin got the idea for sending Russian troops into Libya during his sex encounter with President Assad.

Donald Trump got the idea to get rid of illegal Hispanic immigrants after he was rejected for a date by Jennifer Lopez.

Kim Jong un was inspired to build atomic weapons after seeing NBA star Dennis Rodman dunking a basketball.

Paul Ryan Guest Speaker

Latest reports indicate that someone named Paul Ryan from the great state of Wisconsin is going to be the next Speaker of the House. Well,to tell you the truth he is going to be the next Speaker but then again he might not be the Speaker come next spring. The Freedom Caucus which really is another name for a bunch of lunatics who escaped the asylum and want to go back and run the damn place.Let me see:

1. 70% of the Freedom Caucus will vote for Ryan, at least this moment.

2. There are a few dozen nut cases who would prefer that the government default on its debts so the whole rotten government collapses.

3. Actually, there are a few logical Republicans in Congress who know come budget time, poor Paul will not be able to control anything.

How about a new approach to the Speaker of the House–lottery and winner takes all!

The good news is that Paul Ryan WILL be able to spend time with his family.


We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


Mystery of life –Ben Carson is getting 22% of Republican votes.

Without question,Ben Carson is the most ignorant person ever to seek the presidency.

I remain baffled, how did clowns become transformed into political leaders?

These days I now admire Warren Harding, at least he fucked in the White House, instead of fucking the American people.

So, what ever happened to the Carly Fiorina boom?

Jeb Bush should quit shaking his head while defending his brother.

Frankly, I now feel genuine sorrow for Jeb, he needs a shoulder to cry upon.


We offer examples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

China, China Daily: “Becoming More Chinese”

We dress from China, we play with technology made in China, now we should learnt to speak Chinese.

Turkey,Hurriyet: Crime Against Humanity”

You got me, which of the hundreds are you referring to?

USA, NY Post: “Free Advice From Notary”

If a millionaire, don’t pay any taxes, that is for poor folk.

Sweden, Local: “Town Hall Set On Fire”

Was Ted Cruz in the neighborhood?

USA, Newsday: “I’m A Sane Gun Owner”

Finally, we found one!

Trump Seeks To Fire On Bush

These are not the best of times for any member of the Bush family. A great majority of Americans have finally reached the conclusion the invasion of Iraq under the administration of George Bush was an incredible foreign policy blunder. Jeb Bush is now trapped in a quandary, which comes first –gaining the Republican nomination or protecting the name and reputation of his brother. Donald Trump, as always, smells blood. He knows that coming after George Bush gains voting support. He is now attacking George Bush and casting blame upon him for 9/11 and the World Trade Center disaster. He blasted Jeb by saying: “you are pathetic for saying that nothing happened during your brother’s term when the World Trade Center was attacked and came down.”

Jeg is absolutely furious. “It looks as he is an actor playing the role of President.” Jeb insists that his brother “united the country and kept us safe.” Sorry, Jeb, that no longer is what most Americans believe. One awaits the next Republican debate when these two men are on the stage and each is ready to blast the other. I have a hunch,Donald will win any such encounter.

Church Vs Life

A woman had a life threatening tumor which required her doctor to tie the fallopian tubes and end her ability to give birth a child. The doctor felt that another pregnancy might be deadly to her own life. However, administrators at the Genesys Regional Medical Center in Grand Blanc, Maryland said such procedures were simply another form of abortion and refused to allow this procedure.

I always find it fascinating how those insisting the “evil government’ should cease interfering in the lives of people also insist that a church can interfere in the life of an individual. Conservatives continually proclaim the right of people to have guns,but for some strange reason they do not support the right of the individual to control his or her personal life. For some reason, freedom halts at the door of a church.

We return to the issue of life of the adult vs life for the unborn.

The Immigrant Dilemma

The influx of immigrants that now absorbs the attention of European nations is not a new issue for humanity. From the moment that we humans departed from our Africa birthplace, we have been wandering across new areas of the world. The still young American nation in the years 1880-1924, absorbed over twenty million people, in most years about a million arrived. At this juncture, the vast majority of Americans were white Protestant, but suddenly millions of Catholics and Jews arrived. They came from other cultures, they did not speak English. But, they were allowed to work, to send their children to schools, and to become American. At least 30% of US soldiers in World War II were the children of these New Immigrants.

This approach to immigration is the best one for European nations. Assume the immigrants will be the workers performing jobs that native born people do not wish to pursue. Get them into schools and ensure they become a German or a Pole or an Austrian or whatever. They not only will become workers, they also will become consumers purchasing products and stimulating the economy.

The American approach to immigration–WORKED!

Vladimir, Welcome To Bomb Town

Well,the Putin boys have arrived in town only to receive a warm welcome from ISIS,the Free Syrian Army and just about every bomb crazy person in the Syrian conflict. Captain Mustafa of the Free Syrian Army is happy at the opportunity to blast away at Russians,and over at ISIS headquarters, the welcome mat is out for any and all Russians. Since the Russians are more interested in democratic forces opposed to President Assad, their main focus has been upon groups that seek the end of Assad rather than on ISIS which seeks the end of everyone, and that includes Russians.

Back in 1980, the Russian army marched into Afghanistan feeling they were on a picnic. Eight years later, after the death of thousands–of Russians, the Russian army meekly marched out. Captain Mustafa noted about Russians: “you don’t know what you’ve got yourself into.”

Ben Carson On Holocaust

I Do understand that Ben Carson is a wonderful surgeon and can really cut into a body. His basic problem is that every time he opens his mouth it is quite apparent this man running for president has absolutely no grasp of any aspect of American history, let alone of that dealing with foreign lands such as Germany. He offered an explanation about a man called Adolf Hitler.

“I think the likelihood of Hitler being able to accomplish his goals would have been greatly diminished if people had been armed.” This man has absolutely no understanding that millions of Germans adored Hitler. Members of the SS fought to the last bullet defending their beloved leader. Ben, my little idiot, the Holocaust could not have happened without the support of millions of people who agreed with Hitler.

By the way,Ben, during the Warsaw Uprising Jews did have some guns, but, Bennie, guns against tanks and artillery only ensure your death.