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ALL LIVES MATTER!

Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton were asked if they could  understand what it is  like to be a black person in America.Each stumbled over words which,in essence, conveyed the idea the black experience in America was unique. Both tried very hard to convey THE important  issue confronting modern America is racism in our society.

1. First, let me make clear that racism against black skinned and Hispanic people  is a critical issue. The experience of being black in America is unique to those who experience hate, violence and even death.

2. However, being a human who must confront hate, violence and death is NOT only the experience of those with black skins. Half the entire population which originally lived in what we call-the United States of America–were murdered by those from Europe.

3. One million Armenians died in mass murders in Turkey during World War I.

4. Six million Jews were murdered in Europe,and for two thousand years, Jews have endured every form of hate experienced by black skinned people in this country.

5, I could describe the prejudice against Catholics, Italians, or the Irish in this country, including formation of the Know Nothing Party in the 1850s who wanted to ban the arrival of Catholics in America–it got 20% of the vote.

If Americans seek to end prejudice and hate,the best way is to connect modern Americans with how THEIR ancestors confronted this issue in their daily lives.

Inside The Mind Of Marco Rubio

Since I do enjoy embarking on voyages into the unknown, the thought of seeing the inside of Marco Rubio was an experience that I could not turn down.

There were a lot of dollar bills floating around when I finally got to the center of the Rubio brain. “Fred, I want you to know that I will not cease my campaign even if I lose the primary in Florida. Fred, do you understand how much dough I take in each day from frightened Republicans who fear the very idea of a Trump presidency? I get free plane trips, I get great meals, and I do not have to pay a penny. A big difference from the days of my youth.

I have been working on my latest Trump attack. OK, I went for the  penis, and made him look sort of foolish. Then again, when Donald looks foolish,he believes that he just got more votes. Now,Fred, I am of Cuban heritage, but that does not mean I love Hispanics. We Cubans start from the bottom and get to the top, those wetbacks from Mexico, never leave the fields. OK, so once I was for them before I came out agains them.Fred, this is the ear of Trump politics, just say anything that comes into your mind. There are always idiots out in the audience who will applaud.

Anyway,I am in this race to the end of the dollars. Then, again, maybe Donald needs a VP who sweats and makes him look cool?”

A Voyage Inside The Brain Of Chris Christie

Having nothing better to do with  my time, I decided to embark upon a voyage inside the brain of Chris Christie. Frankly, getting to the center requires swimming through a lot of fat. Finally, I came to the conscience center.

“OK, Fred, so you want to know why I gave up running for president? Look, I am a sort of chubby  guy who carries a  heck of weight, and I have to stand and listen to a bunch of idiots scream and shout. Man,it was killing my feet. How would you like to stand there and try  like heck to understand what the whisperer is saying, not that I would understand a word if I actually heard his words. I do know that he is for God. For God’s sake the entire crew, except for the red headed shouter,is for God and they speak to God, and God loves them.

And,that Cruz character. The poor man’s tough guy. One day here in New Jersey talking like he is a big shot would lead some of the guys to place his body in a hunk of cement and send it off the pier. What a bull shit artist. Too bad Al Capone isn’t around to shut him up. And, the little kid who is always sweating and talking about a penis–the kid from Cuba. God, what a little prick!

So, why for Donald. Look, I got two more years here in New Jersey where most people wish I never left New Hampshire. OK, I looked sort of goofy standing behind the red-headed bullshit king. Look,if the candidacy went to the guy with the biggest prick,me, I am the winner! So, maybe I eat a little bit of shit, but,then again which is worse,–shit or two more years in New Jersey??

The Great Dick Fight

I was distressed that at the last Republican debate an important issue finally, finally, was being discussed by the panelists. I also was very, very sorry, that some men who could have brought some light and flesh to the debate were not present on the stage. Oh, for Chris Christie or the black dude who has a large you-know-what that all black men possess, or Don Rumsfeld or the greatest dick of the last century–Dick Cheney– was not around.

Finally, Republican candidates got down to an issue that is number one for Americans seeking jobs or health care or the money to purchase a home–the size of dicks! Marco insisted that Donald did not have one large Dick, but Donald noticed the bottom portion of his body and smiled. Finally, Republicans got down to REAL ISSUES! The man who has the largest Dick will have the balls to challenge ISIS and pee on them until they flee in terror.

This means there is only one Great DICK in the Republican party. Who else but a big, big, Dick could build a big, big wall?? Donald, come to center stage. As far as Hillary Clinton is concerned– he will just piss on her!

General Trump Ready For Action

There is  no question that Donald Trump regards himself as a man of action. Last night he revealed himself to be a man who lacks any sense of reality regarding employing members of the US Armed forces. Among the crazy comments from Trump were:

1. He would murder family members of terrorists in order to make clear that America will wipe out terrorism once and for all.

2. He insisted that wives of 9/11 terrorists were in America and were sent home before their husbands went of to murder. They were at home watching them blow up buildings which enables him to order their murder.

3. If a member of the US Army refused to murder civilians he would give them a direct order. Naturally, his followers applauded with enthusiasm.

Reality Check:

1. Only two of the 9/11 terrorists were married.

2. The two who were never brought their wives to America.

3. Killing civilians is a crime under the US Military Code.  A member of the US Armed forces when ordered to violate the Military Code has the right to refuse.

4. The US Armed Forces has adopted the Geneva Convention which makes it a crime to murder civilians.

Donald Trump is not fit to lead anyone, let alone the US Armed Forces.

Poor Days For Wealthy Folks

These are not the best of times for those who possess a few billion dollars. OK, so these are not exactly the worse of times for the beleaguered wealthy men and women. Bernie Sanders day after day attacks them as selfish. Donald Trump promises to end their rule of money and replace it with his rule of money,and heck, even Hillary Clinton has joined in the assault on those who are the job creators for humankind. Imagine the conversations these people must have with their children who  come home with tears in their eyes having to endure taunts from classmates?

To make matters worse, latest figures indicate the wealthy elite are getting poorer and poorer.  The world’s 20  richest people are now SEVENTY BILLION DOLLARS POORER than they were the year before! They fell from having $899 billion to only $827 billion. For God’s sake, how can they make it with only $827 billion? Just think, Carlos Slim of Mexico a telecom tycoon went from $77 billion to only $50 billion! We definitely need a government relief program to aid these afflicted and attacked minority.

Ben Carson Still In Race

There were over a dozen Republican primaries yesterday and Dr. Ben Carson got his allowed 4%. Oh,to be honest, in a few states he actually got 6%. So, the question on the minds of many Republicans is why does the doctor continue in this pursuit of something he can never obtain? Let us explain:

1. This race, for Ben, is a race to sell books. As long as he runs, the more books he sells.

2. Who in God’s name would either listen to the mumbler who utters nonsense unless he was on a stage with a group of fellow idiots?

3. God Himself, called Ben and told him that he had to continue this pursuit of preaching the gospel of Christianity.

4. He does get all expenses paid while seeking the Republican candidacy.

5. OH, he also travels First Class.

Then again, if he said the campaign was over, who would even know he said this?NO one can hear a word he utters!!

We Need A Republican Candidate

There is no doubt that Donald Trump will sweep the famous March primaries and head on to the Republican convention as the man who has captured the imagination and enthusiasm of millions of Americans. He is the voice shouting, “Bring America Back Again” from wherever it has gone. We offer our Republican friends some possible alternatives:

1. Dick Cheney has been a Secretary of Defense, a Vice President, but never a President. When is comes to dirty tricks, he makes Donald look like a good fairy.

2. Donald Trump has never run for President. He, more than anyone, knows how to create a mess in Iraq, so who else would know how to end a mess in Syria?

3. Jeb Bush might be damaged, but he is still a BUSH. How about a ticket of Jeb for President and George for Vice President??

4. Let’s not forget Chris Christie. He is the only Republican who can out -bully the bully.

5. O f course, there is always David Duke. Or, how about a Trump-Duke ticket??

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I wonder if Christie can take Donald’s place on the stage and rip poor Marco to pieces?

I guess the eyes of Texas are upon Ted Cruz, and am confident the other blind Americans can not look in his direction.

There are moments when I want to put Marco Rubio in a  play pen with the other kids.

I guess we can cease referring to modern Republicans as the party of Lincoln.

I wonder if Donald Trump was in Nazi Germany exactly which job he would have under Hitler?

I sometimes think modern America is covered by a huge cloud of hate.

I wonder these days what Republicans mean when they recite the Pledge Of Allegiance.

Oops, sorry Republicans, the Pledge was the creation of an American Socialist!

Another Shooting In America

All we have to report is some old boring news–another shooting, this time in Kansas. An employee at Excel Industries, became upset at something or other, or whatever, and took out his assault rifle–perfectly legal in America– and blasted away. After all, in America  any and all guns are legal. Just read the 2nd Amendment which refers to MILITIA, not people. The shooter–we will not mention his name because he is simply a symptom of all shooters–wandered around the place shooting and shooting. He killed at least three and wounded over a dozen.

This story is absolutely boring, absolutely meaningless because the crazy American people somehow believe anyone –or everyone– should have a gun. I assume there will be a new law that mandates placing a small gun in the crib so little tikes can get used to blasting away. I have reached the breaking point about gun deaths, They will occur tomorrow and the day after and the week after and the month after and no one has the guts to stop this madness.

Hell, Justice Scalia was on  a hunting trip when he died!