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Donald On Cabinet

Many mock Donald Trump for failure to conduct himself in a presidential manner. He was asked by Angela Davis as to who he would place in his Cabinet. Donald responded: “There are so many different ones  to choose. I can tell you everybody would say, ‘place Ivanka in it. Put Ivanka in it. You know that!” I assume there are other noteworthy people  he is considering:

Sarah Palin: Who else but Sarah could be the Secretary of the Interior than a fast shooting person who loves the outdoors?

There is always Chris Christie as Attorney General, he has experience dealing with the law.

Anyone of the Kardashians can handle the job of Secretary of Commerce, they know a lot about making money.

Newt Gingrich could be Secretary of Education, he knows a lot about how to marry women and educate children.

Donald Trump Jr. can handle the job of Secretary of State, he knows how to negotiate with dad.

Rudy Giuliani is perfect for Secretary of Defense, he already saved America after 9/11.

 

Another Shootout At OK Corral

First, let me offer an apology because I watch so many Law and Order episodes on TV that somehow I got the idea there were police negotiators who worked to avoid shooting incidents. But, day after day, there is always a story in which some person with, or without  a gun, was confronted by police, and the end result was death from police bullets. Here is the latest:

Koryn Gaines, age 23, and her boyfriend were at home when police appeared with warrants for traffic violations. Ms. Gaines,while holding a child in her arms, stood confronting the police with a  shotgun while shouting: “if you don’t leave, I’m going to shoot you.”

1.Yes, she did fire the first shot.

2. Police fired a round.

3. Gaines blasted away with her shotgun, still holding the baby in her arms.

4. Police then discharged their weapons, and she fell to the ground. By some miracle, the baby was not shot.

Questions: Why didn’t police summon a negotiator while they initially faced her? Why didn’t police remove themselves to a distant position and summon a negotiator?

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25y year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Donald Trump has as much knowledge of Crimea as Donald Rumsfeld had about Iraq.

If anyone can make sense of what Trump says, they definitely SHOULD vote for him.

I am growing more comfortable with Tom Kaine, he is a nice guy.

Sanders supporters should understand that in 1932, German people like you guys said, “Hitler is no different than the other politicians!”

Anyone Donald Trump insults must be a “little guy.”

I wonder what the Bush family felt when Donald said we should get out of NATO!

These days I really miss the days of Richard Nixon.

Choice Nixon or Trump–Nixon hands down!

 

 

 

Bloomberg On Trump

Michael Bloomberg gave a speech at the Democratic convention. He did not speak as a Democrat, nor as a Republican, but as an Independent. He also spoke as a successful businessman. He summed up Donald in one sentence: “I’m from New York and I know a con man when I see one.” As one born in the Bronx, New York, one learns from day  one of life never, ever to trust anyone who boasts that he can make everyone rich tomorrow.

Bloomberg raised some points:

1. Why doesn’t Donald reveal his tax returns? What is he hiding?

2. Actually, the Bloomberg business report claims that Donald has about $2.2 billion rather than ten billion. He also has about $600 million in debt.

3. The Trump organization has experienced multiple bankruptcies which allows to end payment to workers and any business that furnished service.

4. As of this date, Trump has NOT provided any figures that explain how he will bring back jobs with high pay. Of course, he has never explained why  businessmen should pay high wages rather than investing in technology.

5. There is no evidence that workers at Trump businesses earn higher wages than at other organizations.

Donald Flunks History–Again

It is rather clear that Donald Trump and a history book never formed much of a friendship.  Donald on the origin of the European Union: “the reason it got together was like a  consortium  so that it could compete with the United States.” Now, if Donald Trump had taken my history course,he would have learned:

1. During World War II, most of Western Europe had been destroyed by the German army,and subsequent battles.

2. The American Marshal Plan was designed to help Europe rebuild itself, a condition for assistance from the US was for European nations to work together and share resources. America feared that unless Western Europe was rebuilt, communism might trump in their nations.

3. European nations came together AT THE REQUEST OF THE UNITED STATES. The last thing on their mind was competing with the United States. Their major reason was to restore the destroyed economies.

4. Actually, there was another  reason, American leaders wanted Europe to rebuild, SO THEY WOULD PURCHASE AMERICAN GOODS!!

Donald, have you tried reading a book?

Why Kids Kill

Another mass killing, another ongoing debate as to why some 18 year old boy who was educated in German schools after coming from Iran decided to blast away at a mall and murder nine people. Ali Sonboly and family  immigrated from Iran and he spent his childhood in Germany, a nation that has accepted a few million people from the Middle East. After his murderous rampage in a mall and at McDonald’s, ‘experts’ are now discussing why he became a terrorist.

Class mates indicate that “at school, Ali was often  bullied by others and really unpopular.  He seemed to have  hardly any friends.” This description fits  the Columbine boys who murdered their class mates in Colorado. The difference this time is that Ali had opportunities to read books such as “Why Kids Kill” and to spend hours engaging in discussions with angry Muslims.

The reason kids kill is clear –they confronted lives in which they came to believe they were outsiders and it was time to get revenge.

 

 

 

 

Elect Me! I Will Solve ALL Problems!!

I have pondered this issue for many months,and reluctantly, very reluctantly, decided that my country needs me. So, I am going to run for president. So, what are my qualifications?

I, alone, without any help from anyone, will wipe out ISIS for once and all. Once ISIS leaders realize they are up against a nice Jewish boy from the south Bronx, they will surrender.

I, promise free college education for each and every person in America. Details are funding for t his project, will follow shortly.

I promise to end ALL terrorist attacks in Europe, in America, in Turkey, and any other country that now endures these terrorist attacks. I have already contacted Superman and have his cooperation.

Want a good paying job for at least $55,000, just vote for the Bronx kid.

I promise to end violence against cops, and  violence by cops against people. All it takes is some warm hugs and plenty of guns and ammunition for one and all.

Want to go back to mining coal? I promise to erect coal sites in every American city,  and anyone can go to the pile and get all the coal they want.

Apology, I do not have blond daughters or any junior to give a speech in my favor. However, I have read all Trump speeches and understand one must promise the moon, and deliver frozen Neptune.

P.S. To all Chicago folks, I promise the Cubs will win the World Series this year!

P.P.S. To all New York Knick fans, I promise the Knicks will win the NBA title!

Oh, I promise to appoint Ted Cruz to head a study on reducing the output of garbage in America.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Dick Cheney is for Trump, what better reason to vote for Hillary?

I assume the Trump children are auditioning to run for public office.

Donald missed a career as a salesman pitching medicine that cures all ills.

In fairness to Donald, he definitely believes America is a white nation, and he loves it.

At least Ted Cruz has the balls to refuse licking boots.

Some day Chris Christie is actually going to spend some time in New Jersey, the state of which he is governor. At this moment, all road construction has ceased in the state–no allocation of money.

Sorry, I  apologize to Chris, it is all the fault of Hillary for halt in road construction.

Description of the audience– a sea of white faces.

Gee, these days I really miss the happy administration of George Bush.

According to Donald, it is midnight in an America enduring storms and hurricanes.

Republicans On Trump

Mark Cuban isa  billionaire who also owns the Dallas Maverick NBA team. He has been an early supporter to Donald Trump,  but for some reason, has sort of turned against the guy from New York.

“I felt at the beginning he was a business person. I wanted to see change from the traditional politician. But, then he went and opened his mouth. He really did have a chance to change things, but, he doesn’t offer any plans. He is lazy.”

In reality, aside from his big mouth and his bombastic style of shouting and threatening and making people become frightened, Donald Trump does not read, he does not listen to others with differing ideas, he is truly intellectually lazy!

Jeff Roe, Cruz campaign manager on Chris Christie: “That guy turned over his political testicles long ago.” Now wait a second, there is nothing wrong with being a valet for a powerful man.

John Kass On Its Great To Be Nuts

Most days of the week, I begin my reading for the day by glancing through the Chicago Tribune in order to discover that columnist John Kass has surpassed his previous nonsense with just incredible nonsense. Mr. Kass is upset at President Obama for failing  until the Baton Rouge killings to finally defend our  wonderful cops. “He didn’t use the deaths–as he has in the  past– to politic for gun control or give wind to the anti-police grievances of the Black Lives Matter movement. This time the president offered a warning to Americans to tone down the rhetoric.”

Let me get this straight. Gun violence arises from anyone being able in this country to get a gun. So, the solution is to cease any and all campaigns against possession of guns! I assume, according to  the Kass logic, if we do nothing to prevent reducing ownership of guns,this will result in the end of gun violence! You have to understand those seeking to reduce access to weapons of destruction are really the ones who are responsible for people having access to high powered weapons! These politically correct characters are the real cause of gun violence.

I hate to inform this politically nonsense writer that MOST POLICE DEPARTMENTS SUPPORT REDUCING EASY ACCESS TO HIGH POWERED WEAPONS. WHY? Because you idiot, THEY are the ones who get killed!!