Category Archives: Education

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

If everybody in America is Great according to Donald, how come the US is not  A Great Nation?

Not a single Republican seeking office expresses a single word about the needs poor people.

Republicans insist the US paid “ransom” to Iran. This is the first time in history when the group seeking ransom wanted the other guys to pay them their own money in ransom.

So now, according to Republicans, Hillary is mentally unstable. Difficult to believe when a mentally unstable person charges others with being mentally unstable.

I wonder if in France one must take off the towel when in a steam bath to protect French values?

After a speech by Donald Trump I’m ready to listen with sympathy to Ryan Lochte. Ryan has such a soothing voice.

So Donald is going to get “95%” of  the black American vote. Sounds reasonable since Obama only got 93%.

There is one characteristic of Trump that is familiar to this New Yorker, he can’t utter a sentence without waving his arms.

I feel suddenly lost, no Olympic contests to watch, only men and women shouting about how we must vote.

The Speech Hillary Should Give

We offer a speech for Hillary Clinton to give about the Clinton Foundation.

“The Clinton Foundation is an institution that is dedicated to improving the lives of poor people.  It works to improve the health of children throughout the world. The goal of this Foundation is to ensure that each poor child in areas such as Africa obtain improved health, further opportunities to further their education, and a world in which they do not confront the prospect of war and rape and disaster.

Here are the facts:

Neither my husband nor I have received a single penny from this Foundation.

If the Foundation ended tomorrow, not a single penny would wind up in our  pockets.

Yes, I arranged meetings with prominent people, BUT not to gain any favors for myself. The goal of these meetings was obtaining  financial support for children. Would I meet these wealthy people again? YES, because the needs of poor and frightened children is THE only important issue that most concerns me.

Has Donald Trump with all his alleged “billions” ever spent a single dollar to aid hungry and frightened children in Africa? My thoughts are children, his ONLY thought is making MONEY for HIMSELF!”

Donald Meets Great People

Donald Trump sat down with Sean Hannity of Fox News to engage in a sophisticated dialogue concerning the American political situation. They eventually wandered onto the topic of Hispanics. As you recall, last year Donald Trump warned the American people to beware of hordes of Hispanic rapists and murderers swarming across our border and  heading straight for your home to rape your wife, your daughter, your mistress, and God knows who else.

Donald: I have a great meeting with great Hispanic leaders, and there certainly could be a softening, because we’re not looking to hurt people. We have such great people in this country. We have some great  people in this country.”

OK, We now know that we have  some Great people in this country.

OK, we now know that Donald has gobs and gobs of Hispanic friends who simply adore him.

I wonder if Donald Trump could actually express a single sentence without employing the word, GREAT!

Ooops, I forgot, we no longer have a Great Nation.

Save Morality In France!

There is a picture in daily newspapers of four French policemen standing over a Muslim woman on a beach in Nice, France. They are ordering her to TAKE OFF CLOTHES because it is against French law, it is against French values, for women to be on a beach and wearing lots of clothes. For most of my 85 years of life, the issue was that women were taking off TOO MANY CLOTHES ON A BEACH. But, apparently, I did not get the message.

These days in France, somehow, what one wears is a matter of national security. In a nation that has endured several terrorist attacks, how in the hell did they ever reach the conclusion that mistreating Muslim women will result in FEWER terrorist attacks? I thought that in a democracy, one had the right to go swimming wearing a bathing suit. The French had bought secularism to a new level of insanity!

Donald To Do List

During the next week, this is the list of things Donald Trump will do?

Crush ISIS.

End violence in Chicago.

Welcome with OPEN ARMS HISPANIC RAPISTS

WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS HISPANIC MURDERERS

Display his love for Muslims.

Expose the Hilton Foundation Charity.

Challenge Crooked Hillary Clinton to a duel of words.

Repeat, “What Have You Got To Lose”

Welcome African Americans who love him to join his Crusade.

Make out with Ivanka.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Have Republicans considered Dick Cheney as their substitute for Trump?

It is Wednesday, Donald is for welcoming Mexican rapists, just for today.

Crime is at its lowest level in history, but Americans insist it is rising!

No one ever went broke selling lies to Americans.

It is Wednesday afternoon, Donald just loves Muslims to death.

Rudy Giuliani is a tired, balding angry man who MUST be in the limelight or he goes wild with fury.

Melania Trump is furious some charge her with being an ‘escort’ for men, but what does  she call her ‘marriage’ to Trump?

Say, whatever happened to Ivanka, no pictures of dad holding her close?

If elected president, Donald Trump would fill his Cabinet with members of his family.

No theologian will ever be able to justify to me using children as suicide bombers.

Trump Weekly Slogans

These days it is increasingly difficult to determine what Donald Trump will be shouting about so we offer next week’s daily list of slogans

Monday: “Build A Great Wall” or, “Would  A Ditch Be OK?”

Tuesday: “Keep Mexican Dope In Mexico” or “Keep The Dope In America”

Wednesday: “All Lives Matter” or “All Billionaire Lives Matter”

Thursday: “What Have  You Got To Lose?” Or “Elect Me and Lose The Ball Game”

Friday: “Make America Great Again” or “No More Losing Olympics Such s In 2016″

Saturday: “I Love Hispanics” or “Maid Jobs At $7.25 Open To Any Hispanic!”

Sunday:”Paul Manafort–You’re Fired” or “Vladimir Putin–You’re Hired!”

 

The Clothes Police

The people of Iran, particularly young people, are confronted every day  by the “moral police” whose job is to prevent anyone from displaying too much skin. I understand that many conservatives in America hate Iran because it seeks to control what individuals, particularly women, can or cannot wear in public. However, those who oppose Iranian efforts to control what can be worn, have no hesitation in imposing clothing bans on Muslim females. Nations such as Germany or France make wearing the burqa in government offices a crime, as well as wearing one in public.

There is now a huge outcry against the burkini which some Muslim wear while going swimming. Of course, throughout the nineteenth and early twentieth centuries in America the vast majority of women who went swimming were completely covered with clothes. Don’t people have better things to do with their time than worry about how a female is dressed while swimming. Of course, as a sexual freak, I want to see the entire  body naked, oh to gaze at the boobs!!

So, Muslim women stay out of my dreams!

The New Hillary Mystery

These are difficult times for Rudy Giuliani, after he single-handedly saved New York City, NO,how he saved the United States of America after 9/11, he is no longer in the news. So, what else to do, but invent a new terror that he single-handedly will crush. He has now become the leading fighter to make certain that American know how Hillary Clinton is a feeble minded, crazy person who has been mentally ill for years. He now describes the “Hillary Illness.”

As a I gather back in 2011 Hillary Clinton stumbled, fell, and hit her head.  I doubt if anyone reading these words has ever stumbled, fallen, and hit their head. But, it you had, it is  clear such a horrible event leads to dementia rather quickly. The reason Hillary Clinton will not tell the real story about her emails is because they  contain EVIDENCE of her mental instability. Look, if Rudy says she is a nut case, it must be true. Remember, he single handedly saved New York City, and he is now attempting to save this nation from the horror of a president who is crazy!!

Medicine And Rights

Several Catholic health care providers have launched a lawsuit agains the federal government because their rights –as Catholics, I assume– have been violated because the EVIL GOVERNMENT insists they treat transgender patients. Somehow, they have reached the conclusion that if transgender patients are  provided medical care, this translates into the EVIL GOVERNMENT forcing them to operate in order to transform a boy into a girl or vice versa.

As I read this story the image of Pope Francis entered my mind. Can anyone, and that anyone includes Catholics, imagine Pope Francis denying medical care to a transgender person? One can imagine an Orthodox Jewish doctor arguing he cannot work at a hospital because they do not serve kosher food.