Category Archives: Education

Colorado Time In Prison

James Holmes entered a movie theater in the Denver area and blasted away with his legal guns.Naturally, his lawyer argued that he was sick in the head.He was found guilty and sentenced to 3318 years in jail.

1.I wonder if he will get time off for good behavior as a 110 year old.

2. I wonder what the sentence in Denver is for stock market guys who drive people to commit suicide?

3. What happens if he lives out his sentence?

4. I wonder if the NRA will now argue that he was only carrying out his 2nd Amendment rights!

5. So,how many people was George Bush responsible for killing?

I would so love to be around if he lived out the 3318 years and hear the discussion that would take place!

Attacker Acquitted

There is a private school in New Hampshire in which those with money ensure their children, who are born to money, get the free passage to an Ivy League education and a swell job that pays. Owen Laurie was accused by a high school girl of assault and rape, but the jury found him innocent of rape but guilty of a few misdemeanors. At this point, no one knows if he will go to jail or if he does, for how long.It is clear the girl was delighted to be invited for the Senior Walk, unfortunately she did not understand Owen’s idea of a walk was a walk through her body.

The most interesting aspect of this cade is: what if the boy had been a black teen? What if the black boy said the white girl encouraged him to have sex? Guess what that sentence would have been!!

Does Obama Hate Jews, Israel and So On?

I continually encounter Jews who insist the following:

1. Barack Obama is the worst president in history.

2. President Obama hates Jews.

3. President Obama hates Israel.

4.President Obama wants Iran to wipe out Israel.

Then again,there is the record of President Obama

1. He has numerous Jews surrounding him every day.

2. Under his administration Israel has been given $15 billion in military aid.

3. Under his administration the Dome was built which can knock down incoming missiles.

4. Secretary of State John Kerry has spent months attempting to assist Israel to reach an agreement with Muslim leaders.

If such actions represent, HATE, please get Obama to hate me!

I Don’t Serve Gays!

Members of the Republican party are among them most rapid defenders of the US Constitution and continually remind one and all about our FOUNDING FATHERS. The very first amendment to the US Constitution was a clear statement that religion had no place in the government. They had witnessed during colonial times efforts by the British government to require support for the Anglican Church. The essential theory of the new government was that each person had a right to practice an individual religion but when it came to government, none was allowed.

There are some county clerks in the state of Kentucky who refuse to issue marriage licenses to gays and lesbians because their religion forbids them to do anything that would support such individuals. Of course, the same people who support this action are terrified at the prospect of Sharia law. Idiots, you can not oppose imposing religion upon government employees while defending the right of government employees to impose their religion upon citizens!

Let’s Build A Wall–Real High

I wonder if the Donald man has considered the possibility of also running for president of the European Union. There are millions of people in Hungary or France or Poland or Germany who would welcome a political leader anxious and willing to build a giant wall to keep out those people, and when they say,”those people” they are not referring to Hispanics. They mean those from the Middle East and darker folk from Africa. At this moment, Hungary is engaged in building a wall to keep out Muslims and Christians of any and all color.

After all, how would you like some damn foreigner who takes your job collecting garbage? I realize that you are dying to work in the fields harvesting crops, but these dark folk and these Muslims want YOUR JOB! There is no question the economic problems of Europe stem from foreigners taking away good paying jobs in meat factories.

The only problem confronting Europe is how to build a wall over water. I strongly advise them to check with Donald. I am certain he has a solution.

Jeb Does It Again!

Let me get this straight–the grandfather of Jeb Bush was a distinguished US Senator,his father was a President, and his brother was sort of a President. One would assume with that political background, Jeb would understand something about the world of politics. Jeb was down Texas way when someone raised the issue of “anchor babies,” those born to mothers who were not American citizens at the moment of their birth. Jeb wanted to make clear his position on anchor babies. When he refers to those babies, he means “those born to Asian parents.”

Jeb, Jeb, my little Jeb boy. There are a few million people in this nation who come from Asian societies and are working to become US citizens. So, my little Jeb boy, when you refer to “Asians” you just insulted a few million people.

Jebbie, my boy, a bit of advice: Whatever the Donald man says,you say the opposite. At least you will not wind up insulting people –who vote!

Ted Cruz Story Of Immigration

TedCruz is very concerned about securing our border. Of course, when he refers to “our border” he only gazes South, but never North. I realize that Ted is one of those immigrants who came from way up north.

1. Ted Cruz was born in Canada.

2. His father was NOT an American.

3. His mom was an American which makes him a 50% American at birth.

4. As of this date in our history, no one who was born outside the American nation has been elected President.

5. I think the existence of a Ted Cruz is evidence we must secure the northern border to prevent idiots from entering our great nation.

6. Here is a person who attended Harvard and insists that “I am not a scientist.” I feel sorry for his folks who spent gobs of money to get a college graduate who can not say, “I am not a scientist which means I will consult one to get information.”

Anyway, admit Ted Cruz and have those Hispanics take away good jobs from we true Americans!!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, Newsday: “I Just Lost Everything”

Today’s lament in America!

Russia, Moscow Times; “Take A Trip To Crimea”

For Putin that means not only a trip but take over Crimea.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Take A Trip To Mars”

Any place just let me escape Donald Trump’s voice!

Australia,Canberra Times: “My Worst Nightmare”

Being forced to spend eternity watching Fox News.

Egypt, al-ahram: Nudists In Despair”

But, not those watching them!

Migrants Keep On Coming

Thousands of migrants are finding ways to reach the shores European nations. They are desperate, they seek a land in which their children can attain education, and opportunities for work that leads to a decent level of life. The march of migrants is the oldest story in the history of humanity. Thousands of years ago,our ancestors decided to leave Africa, some turned right and headed for Asia, some went north to Europe. Those who became Europeans eventually became inhabitants of the New World.

There is something ironic listening to Donald Trump rave and rant about immigrants taking away the jobs of Americans. HIS ancestors were the Irish who flocked to America only to encounter those who feared and hated them. The Know Nothing Party of the 1850s wanted to end immigration of the poor Irish. Between 1880-1924 about twenty million immigrants arrived from Europe. We Americans area a nation of immigrants and each group has encountered the Donald Trumps of the time.

Donald, why don’t you go back to where you came from!

Are Women On Fox News Bimbos?

I rarely find myself in a situation in which Donald Trump is the only one making intelligent comments,but when he is,let me come to his defense. Donald referred to the blond woman named Megyn Kelly as a bimbo. She is very upset,Fox News is very upset,but Donald certainly is not. So,here is a defense of the Donald man.

1. A basic requirement for a woman to be on Fox News is blond hair.

2.A requirement for these blonds is the ability to read the cue cards. Dark haired women are not able to handle this level of intelligence.

3.A female must have ample sized boobs. This is what leads to expressions such as bimbo.

4. The woman must display shinny white teeth.

5. The woman must swear allegiance to the wise man who runs Fox News. As of this point I do not have a clue as to how the decision is made to hire which of the blond bimbos.

6. I wonder why Donald only marries gorgeous women.I assume they all possess a Ph.D.

7. Donald is willing to stack his wife’s boobs up against Megan any day in the year!