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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I assume, if  there are any historians still left, they will refer to WWIII as the TWEET WAR.

I must admit the nonstop, all night tweets of Donald Trump leave me envious at his energy.

There are unconfirmed reports that Ben Carson,by mistake went to  the Washington D.C, metro because he though he was now in charge of all transportation.

In fairness, as of this date, no one has actually ever explained to Ben what HUD stands for.

I sometimes think Donald wants to go to war simultaneously with Russia and China to prove he is a fantastic war leader.

Has anyone explained to Trump that when the US raises tariffs on foreign goods, those nations raise tariffs on American goods?

Donald Trump-Islamic Hero

Donald Trump has gone to great pains  making clear to one and all,  that his words before the invasion of Iraq when he favored it were misunderstood because he really opposed the war in Iraq. Raghhad Saddam Hussein, the daughter of Saddam Hussein, has come out with words of praise for Donald Trump, the hero of Saddam’s followers. “But, from what is apparent, this man has a high sense of political sensibility, that is very different than the one who preceded him. He exposed the mistakes of others, speaks only in terms of Iraq, when means he is very aware of the mistakes  made in Iraq, and what happened to my father.”

Finally, finally, we know the Middle East foreign policy of Donald Trump. He wants to restore the  Saddam Hussein  family to  power and bring peace and prosperity to the region.

The White Establishment

Bill O’Reilly, the man with a quick tongue and ability to write nonsensical books, has created a storm of anger. He charges that any attempt to challenge the Trump victory or seek a Constitutional change in the electoral system is really a dagger pointed to the hearts of those belonging to the White Establishment. He fervently believes in minority rule in order to protect the White Establishment. In fairness to Bill, he has, as of this date, never completely described who is or who belongs in the White Establishment.

I am born in 1930 at a time when the expression of a White Establishment meant those who belonged to the WASP -White Anglo Saxon Protestant– group. As a child of east European immigrants, I was not a WASP nor were my Catholic friends. I gather that Bill is now going to allow we former outcasts from the White Establishment to enter its hallowed grounds. Fantastic. Bill, do I need some sort of document to get in?

Oh, to be clear, a WASP was a male, no females allowed.

Obama Ends List

The one certainty in modern life is that at some point each one of us will discover that our name is on some list. A colleague, who was born in Lebanon was interviewed by FBI agents regarding his  membership in a Lebanon group. The organization had been formed by Lebanese born Americans to help  restore monuments that had been damaged, My friend was on the ‘dangerous Lebanon Muslim” list even though he was Christian. In the aftermath of 9/11 Homeland Security created a surveillance list of suspected Muslim potential terrorists.

The National SecurityEntry-List Registration list has been around for years. It contains the names of 80,000 people. They have been finger-printed, had their pictures taken, and periodically compelled to be questioned. As of this date the following is the number of actual crimes committed by these people–ZERO. Much to the chagrin of Donald Trump, President Obama has ordered the list to be destroyed!

“President”Trump On Israel

During the past few years the Israel Ambassador to the US, Ron Dermer, has met with Republican  leaders, interfered with the American conduct of policy in the  Middle East on ground that he, and Prime Minister Netanyahu, believe President Obama hates Jews and hates Israel. Under the administration of Barack Obama the nation of Israel has been provided over SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS worth of military assistance, plus money to build a defensive shield against missiles.

Prime Minister Netanyahu reached out to “President” Trump and asked his assistance in having America block UN actions to condemn Israel construction of housing on the West Bank. MISTER Trump announced that once president, he will  have the US veto any action to prevent Israel from violating international law by constructing housing on the West Bank.

The UN created the state of Israel in 1948, and also allocated land for a state of Palestine.This area–an area of land allocated to Palestine–the West Bank– has been settled by Jewish settlers in violation of international law. It is clear that Trump stands on the side of criminals.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Donald Trump tweeted to the Chinese to KEEP our drone, why, I do not understand.

I wonder if there is a topic that Trump will NOT tweet about?

I daily fear the hordes of Hispanic rapists and wonder if I will be raped.

Is there a billionaire who will NOT get a job in the Trump Cabinet?

I still can not figure out which swamp Trump wants to drain.

One wonders if and when Donald Trump actually sleeps an entire night  through.

If Donald is  tweeting the entire night, when does he have sex with Melania?

Protect We Whites!!

I was raised in the Bronx, New York, to a Jewish family many, many years ago. We learned early in life that power in our wonderful America was  under the control of WASP type folks.White Anglo Saxon Protestants occupied positions of power in the land,and Catholics or Jews or Italians or Poles or other such types really did not fit into the definition of who had the power. Today, Bill O’Reilly  is fighting to ensure that evil people who are not part of the white race do not take power away from WHITES.  Bill uttered fighting words: “The left wants power taken away from the white establishment, and they want a  profound change in the way America is run.”

OK, I get it. Barack Obama was part of the White Establishment, and now some non-white folks want to take power away from the white power elite of Barack Hussein Obama. So, where does this Jewish kid fit? Am I part of the white establishment” Or, am I part of those seeking to take power away from the white establishment led by Barack Obama?

Trump Fights For America

We Americans can sleep peacefully tonight knowing that our new president will be fighting for our rights unlike the cowardly Barack Obama. Finally, finally, we have a man in the White House who never sleeps because his finger is tweeting away at those who seek to deny we Americans our rights. Donald Trump built a great, a fantastic golf course in Scotland, no, he was not interested in money, yes, he was interested in making Scotland a beautiful land as it once was.

Then, some evil people in Scotland built horrendous, terrible wind farms in the water near his golf courses. Trump wrote, and wrote, Alex Salmond, the first minister of Scotland,in order to have the evil windfalls removed since they interfered with the beauty of his golf course. “Remove the wind farms, have them gone with the wind.” Alas, the evil Scottish man refused to obey the demands of this wonderful American whose only thought was restoring the beauty that once was Scotland!

Watch Your Tongue!

Adam Saleh is a 23 year old Youtube star with thousands of followers. He was on a Delta flight that was ready to take off when he decided to call his mom, it was a promise he had made to her that when he traveled by plane, she would get a reassuring call just before the plane departed. He began speaking in Arabic. “The reason is that mom is 66 years old and she  only  speaks Arabic.” For some reason this approach to being nice to mom did not register with some passengers.

A woman turned to him and said: “Oh, my, you need to speak English, I’m feeling very uncomfortable.” A man stood up and shouted: “Chuck them (Adam and his friends) off the fucking plane.” Within moments, Adam and his friends were escorted off the plane. I assume the plane landed safely. I am so glad the woman finally  felt “comfortable.”

Let’s Have A Jihad

There is one thing to say about Donald Trump, he certainly does not enjoy pursuing similar policies of prior American presidents, particularly in the Middle East. Donald announced that David Friedman, a bankruptcy lawyer with NO diplomatic experience would be the  US Ambassador to Israel. Reports indicate that his son-in-law, Jared Kushner would assist the bankruptcy lawyer in furthering the cause of peace between Palestinians and Israel. OH, Mr. Friedman has already made clear that he OPPOSES  the creation of the state of Palestine.

Trump just announced that the American Embassy which is now located in Tel Aviv will be moved to Jerusalem. Palestinians already have made clear that such a move would result in violence,and the growth of extremist followers. But, Trump wants Palestinians to know that he is a FANTASTIC negotiator whose ideas will finally bring peace to Israel and her neighbors.