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God Hates??

Having nothing better to do today, I decided to have a long conversation with the Big Guy up in he sky; After all, he spends a heck of a lot of time with Rick Santorum and Ted Cruz so why not a few moments with me? God made perfectly clear what He hates:

1. He does hate those who claim to speak with him, given that he mascot off any phone connection with humans.

2. God really does not care for the other God that Republicans claim is on their side.

3. God hates people asserting ideas that He never uttered.

4. God does not like those who prattle on and on about family values, does anyone know how many ideas about “Family” there are in the universe??

5. God is getting mighty close to sending a thunder bolt to wipe out the blond haired idiot women who never cease talking on Fox News.

6. Frankly, God is getting close to hating his creation of this strange planet called–EARTH!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden,Local: “Top Song Of Month”

For Republicans, it is “tyranny of the Supreme Court”

Australia, Canberra Times: “Good Lies To Tell Children”

Wealthy people want to give good paying jobs to all.

France, Connexion: “Swan Confuses Road For Water”

Big deal, Republicans confuse Jesus as lover of wealthy folks.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Refuses To Apologize”

Donald still fights for birth certificate truth.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Putin To Visit Pope”

I thought he insisted the Pope come visit him!

Same Sex Fears

The United States Supreme Court made a decision and Republican candidates for president–all fifty or so of them, also made a decision. Not a single one agreed with the Supreme Court. Mike and the two Ricks blasted away at the perfidy and tyranny of the Supreme Court which is imposing its will upon the American people. Let me get this clear:

1. The Hobby Lobby decision of the Supreme Court was hailed by each and every Republican as the right decision. No claims of a tyrannical court. I wonder why.

2. When the Supreme Court rules by 5-4 decisions that allow denial of voting rights, Republicans join in the Chorus about that is what our Founding Fathers wanted.

So, what is different about same sex in our land? It is against Christianity and Judaism and Islam. Or, at least what ministers of those faits desire. Why?

1. Firs they allowed men to marry women and women to marry women. What next? Dogs to marry their masters?

2. Just remember that this court could allow male donkeys to make out with male donkeys!

Would you want your daughter to marry a monkey?

Recep The Great

Turkish President Recep Erdogan is the Vladimir Putin of the Middle East. He is convinced that glory awaits his every decision. During the past few years this man who only knew success for years has gradually lost the confidence of most people in Turkey. They are tired of his grandstanding and assuming all power in the land. At elections last month, a majority turned down the Turkish windbag leaving him with the need for allies in order to form a government. He so desires to be respected –no, feared– by other nations.

“I am adducing the world. We will never allow a state to be formed in northern Syria, south of our border.” To translate his remarks in English. He opposes the desire of Kurds to have their own nation. This idea has led him to favor ISIS gaining power since this group hates Kurds. Sorry, Recep, the world does not agree with you. And, there is evidence, neither does the Turkish army!

Behead Your Drinking Buddy?

Every so often behavior by those seeking to behead infidels sort of gets confusing. Yasmin Salhi, a Muslim Frenchman decided to have a few drinks with his boss and then as sort of a dessert to chop off his head. He drove a truck,he hung around with some guys and came across as just another working stiff seeking to make a living. He was born in France, educated in France, but at this point in time decided that driving a truck loaded with explosives into chemical warehouse would really make his day a notable one.

The only sign of change in his life is the appearance of a beard. But, heck, walk along any street in America and there are bearded men. So,wha led to the change? Frankly, I do not have a clue. Is there something in the water in France that sets off ordinary people and transforms them into beheaders?

The Republican Platform For America

During the coming months Americans will be inundated with countless presentations from the horde of people seeking the Republican nomination for president. In an effort to simplify the enormity of materials we present a short version of what any and all Republicans will utter:

1. Taxation –lower for wealthy in order get the economy booming again.

2. Job creation, lower taxes on the wealthy.

3. Equal rights – we are for them but must ensure that ALL receive equal rights.

4. Racism– please get rid of that old idea,it no longer applies.

5. Police behavior –we support it.

6. Obamacare –we care not.

7. God–He is on our side.

8. Women rights– we believe in women, in fact, we even marry them.

9. Gay rights–religious folk also should have the right to be gay.

10. Benghazi– Just another name for Hillary Clinton

Gay Time In America

Well, the moment finally came–the Supreme Court ruled in favor of equal rights for gays and lesbians in America. One way to exam this issue is that by the 5-4 decision in favor of gay rights the institution of marriage was aided. I have never been able to understand why conservatives, who believe in family values have opposed laws that assist people to marry and begin to have a family.Anyway, five judges voted to support the institution of marriage.

Chief Justice John Roberts and, naturally,Justice Scalia are upset. According to Roberts and his three other colleagues, the Constitution has been violated.Yes, there is no doubt our Founding Fathers would have supported gay marriage. Then again,not a single one would have supported:

1. Government action to spy on citizens.

2. The nutty idea that a corporation is a person.

3. The nutty idea that one could draw upon religion to refuse services to others.

4. The idea that presidents could unilaterally send the nation to war.

5. The idea that state governments could fly the British flag to recall the good old days.

Life changes, and those who wrote the Constitution DID understand that new times required new laws.

Death In Tunisia And Other Places

Hundreds of tourists from all over the world were enjoying a pleasant day on the beaches of Tunisia when suddenly two men ran along the beach blasting away with machine guns. Within moments about 38 people were dead and dozens other were wounded. It was just another example of how easy it is in the modern world to murder the innocent. Even as these murders were taking place, a few other men in the city of Kuwait entered a mosque and blew self up along with 27 fellow Muslims. And to top off the day some guy only got around to killing himself in Paris.

In the majority of these suicide murders the people who die are Muslim. Let me note:

1. There will not be any statement from imams about how and why such slaughter of Muslims violates the Muslim religion.

2. No one in the Middle East will urge creation of good jobs for young men.

3. The innocent will continue dying. Can anyone even remember how and why deaths began in Syria? Death will never take a vacation on the beaches of Tunisia. Then again can anyone even explain who is killing who in Syria?

Criminal Job Creators

By the time these words are read, the second guy who escaped from the Clinton Correctional Facility will either be in handcuffs or on a slab. However, few realize how these two men have helped the American economy.

1. By doing a few bad things, including murder, they created jobs for others.

2. Thousands in the city of Dannemora rely on on criminal folks to keep the town economy running.

3. Hundreds of men got work walking through the woods seeking two bad guys.

4. Hardware stores provided equipment the two men used to escape. This meant jobs for those producing and selling the equipment.

5. A woman and a man who helped the escape now face trial, this means more jobs ranging from members of the jury to prosecutors and defense attorneys.

6. And, don’t forget the judge, all he/she has to do is just sit down and money is earned.

7. Think of those in the media and jobs created by the search.

We need more men like these two job creators to get the economy back in gear!

Donald Rides To Rescue

I realize that many Republicans are rooting for George Pataki, after all he was able to obtain the votes of millions of New Yorkers, and we all know that few other members of the Republican party can make that statement. OK, so at this moment, George is only able to reach the one percent level of voters. But, look at the situation this way:

1. George is from New York

2. Donald Trump is from New York.

3. Hillary Clinton is from New York.

4. Bernie Sanders was born in New York.

If a Republican had to vote for someone from New York who better than Donald Trump? He is the only Republican who can capture votes in New York. He certainly can not only best George, but he would make Hillary fear the man who can best anyone when the battle concerns spouting nonsense. So, ignore the surge of George with his one percent,and focus upon Donald with his 11%. There is no doubt that Donald CAN and will best George.

And, just remember, is there a woman in America who would vote for George over Donald?