Category Archives: Education

Bibi Explains Everything

It did not take Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu much time to clearly explain the entire Iran nuclear agreement.As you recall,Bibi told the American Congress that just let him handle affairs and Iran would be begging for mercy and agree to whatever he demands.This is the Netanyahu explanation for what happened last week.

1.If not for Netanyahu denouncing the entire negotiation, the final product would have been much more favorable to Iran.

2. The actual agreement is terrible,and awful.If not for him no one would be using such words to denounce the agreement.

3. It is time for Israel opposition parties that refused to back him to now support him in order to show Iran that Israel is united.

4. In other words when Netanyahu is proven wrong it simply means that he was right all the time and his opponents were wrong until they agreed with his views.

I trust that is clear to one and all.

Another Dead Muslim Dude

About one-fifth of my life has been spent while some American President has a media conference in which he boasts of killing off some big shot Muslim terrorist leader and thus set in motion the end of terrorism in the Middle East. As I recall, first President Bush promised to track down and kill Osama bin Laden. Then came along the black dude who showed us pictures of the military getting rid of Osama bin Laden. OK, the big honcho was now dead. So, I was informed by my government that once we got rid of the head guy, then…… The “then”part was never made clear to me. I assume they were promising me that once Osama was gone, then…. Then, what?

There is absolutely no evidence in any guerrilla war that getting rid of one top guy leads to a collapse of the entire group. It is time to end this fiasco about killing off leaders and turn our focus on how to turn young people away from terrorist activities. How anyone considered pushing for major job creation programs in the Middle East?

Why Trump Aids Republicans?

The chairperson of the Republican party in Pennsylvania has come up with a new twist on the Trump mess that impacts all those seeking the nomination for president. He notes that Donald Trump has captured the media and brought attention to the Republican party. At least these days, one or the other Republican candidates is in the headlines. So, we thought it might be beneficial to offer some other ways Republicans can gain notoriety.

1. How about dressing Republican candidates in the Hells Angel uniform and take over a college town and harass the girls?

2. Why not lead a lynch mob against some Muslim or his family?

3. There is always the possibility we can obtain live footage of Donald fucking some beautiful gal.

4. Just remember when Donald Trump stands up for America his entire body is on display. I dare Hillary Clinton to engage in a sex contest with Donald!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion: “Tunnel Delays”

Not for El Chapo, the Mexican drug lord.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Less Fertilizer Used”

Not in the US Congress!

Sweden, Local: “Fewer Beggars Around”

Actually, there are more than ever Wall Street beggars seeking government handouts!

Norway, Norway Post: “Action On Illegal Guns”

In America, the only “action” is to make them available to all.

UK, Guardian: “Investigate Naked Hair Salon”

As long as Donald Trump is around, hair is never naked.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Right To Be Forgotten”

Sorry, that is against the law when it comes to Putin.

Israel Listens To Haters

I do belong to Jewish temple and thus have been made aware by the local Rabbi that under no conditions am I allowed to utter negative words about the state of Israel. To do so indicates that I “hate Israel” and that I am an “anti-Semite.” Secretary of State John Kerry and EU foreign ministers, a collection of people who “hate Israel” and are, by definition, “anti-Semites,” urged Israel to cease its proposed program to demolish the village of Khirbet Susiya. It is a PALESTINIAN village on land that was originally allocated by the United Nations to Palestinians. But, there must be progress, which for the Israel government means removing Palestinians from land that belongs to them.

Kerry said: “We’re closely following developments and we strongly urge the Israel authorities to refrain from carrying out any demolition of the village.” This is a clear indication the Obama administration hates Israel and hates Jews! To love Bibi Netanyahu is a commandment of God Himself.

The First Amendment

It is quite clear that many Republicans are somewhat confused as to what the First Amendment to the Constitution means. County clerk Kim Davis spent hours in prayer and she fasted because her Christian religious beliefs did not allow her to issue marriage licenses to those seeking same-sex marriages. Ms. Davis believes the First Amendment was written to allow any citizen to simply claim their religious views prevented them from following laws of the land.

Our Founding Fathers wrote the First Amendment for the exact opposite idea. They were protesting against colonial times when England had an Established church that had to be funded by all citizens. The First Amendment was written so that no one could impose their religious ideas upon other citizens. Sorry, Ms.Davis, keep your religious views to yourself.

Muslims Murder Muslims

Another day,another murderous attack by one Muslim group upon another Muslim group. Some college students in Turkey were planning to go to the city of Kobani which is on the border of Syria and Turkey. Their plan was to rebuild parks and centers for children.They had no political agenda other than aiding fellow Muslims who are undergoing the horrible aspects of war.

A suicide bomber from ISIS blew himself up along with 30 other Muslims and wounded dozens more Muslims. I gather the bomber will be conversing with Allah about how he murdered Muslims. Somehow, I do not believe Allah will be thrilled with such news. Wouldn’t be wonderful if Muslims agreed not to murder one another–at least for a month!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Donald Trump, Dick Cheney, and little George Bush, all made certain not to fight for their country during war.

Donald Trump received cheers from the crazies when he insulted Americans who had to surrender.

It increasingly is evident that most Republicans dislike those who serve their country in war.

Donald has seized the favor of those who feel lost in modern America.

Republicans cheer when words of hate are uttered against the President. Such is their patriotism.

Donald Trump’s idea of war is attacking attractive women-without mercy.

“General”Trump Sounds Charge

Donald the Trump simply can not control his mouth when on a stage. He was talking to a few thousand nut cases in Phoenix,Arizona when the man who got four draft deferments during the Vietnam War made clear that HE was the hero of that conflict while Senator John McCain, who was a fighter pilot, was the coward. McCain was shot down and spent four years enduring torture. He refused a release if he agreed to make a statement condemning the war since his father commanded the navy in waters around Vietnam. According to Donald, ” he’s not a war hero. He was a war hero before he was captured. I like people who aren’t captured.” He went on to condemn McCain for his remarks about the crazies who came to listen to Trump. “He called them, ‘crazies.’Frankly, I think that he owes them an apology.”

This man who is a coward, now seeks to impress Americans with his bravery and attacks on POWs, During the Battle of the Bulge in December, 1944, 18,000 Americans were finally forced to surrender after they ran out of ammunition. There bravery in halting the German attack led to the complete defeat of a powerful enemy. Donald would term them to lack bravery! Such is the state of the Republican party!

Security For Homeland?

The terrorist attack in Chatanooga, Tennessee has raised questions concerning the effectiveness of Homeland Security. From day one of creation of this Cabinet Department, false hopes have been used to defend its performance. First, there is no way, no program, no plan which can result in the absence of terrorist attacks. This is a nation of over 300,000,000 people scattered over three thousand miles so it is virtually impossible to prevent attacks. Republicans constantly worry about our southern border with Mexico while ignoring our 3,000 mile border with Canada. Honestly, any terrorist with even a limited knowledge of geography knows it is easer entering America via a northern route than confronting the heavily guarded southern border.

Homeland Security now claims that over the past year it has thwarted”over 60 terrorist attacks.” I will not dispute this figure,but exactly what constitutes a “planned terrorist attack?” Is the planning process or is it the actual action that ensues. It is horrible that four Marines and a sailor died, but it is impossible to prevent all such attacks. Such is life, and such is death.