It is now clear that Barack Obama has interpreted the recent election as proof that most Americans favor his policies and they deliberately voted for Republicans in order to stir up the blood of Barack. First, he signed an historic environment deal with China, he is edging closer to an historic deal over nuclear weapons with Iran, and he may veto any bill that allows oil to flow from Canada. Of course, he has also made clear that he will protect Hispanic immigrants by allowing about five million to have temporary status in the US. So, what happened to the dude who fucked up health care, who was confused about handling Ebola and could not even protect the White House from lunatics? Let me explain:
1. Since Obama was born and bred in Africa he contacted a witch doctor who has granted him super natural powers.
2. The witch doctor has now placed a curse on Republicans, you will shortly see them collapse in hysteria.
3. Watch for the appearance in Iraq of a new super hero named, BO!
If I was Mitch McConnell or John Boehner, I would check anything I drink very carefully. And, above all do not gaze into the eyes of Obama!
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The figures are in. Last year was the best opium period in history. Oh, that crop was from Afghanistan. You know, the land that Americans have been fighting in for over a decade. Of course, the Taliban are all for abundant poppy fields, since they collect a tax on each farmers crop. Unlike Americans, the Taliban has enough common sense to allow farmers to grow poppy since that makes farmers happy, and prosperous, and the Taliban rather wealthy. Instead of a program that enriches the Taliban and makes farmers like the Taliban, how about?
1. Have the US government purchase the entire poppy crop.
2. Have the US government sell this crop to hospitals.
3. Or, sell some poppy in states that allow drugs.
4. Burn the entire crop.
Just have a policy that helps Afghan farmers and hurts the Taliban!!
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