Category Archives: Egypt

Afghan Mess As Always

The Afghan story continues to reveal that blunders are just a normal event for the US military. American bombers bombed the city of Kunduz because Afghan soldiers were scared shit to go into battle, as always. They informed American military that the bad guys were in front of them and they needed a few bombs. According to US sources: “On 3 October we have now learned that Afghan forces advised they were taking fire and asked that for air support. An air strike was called in to eliminate the Taliban threat.” So,US planes bombed and they killed a dozen people in a hospital including several doctors and staff members.”‘

According to the US military it is not their fault for the killing of Doctors without borders because “the Taliban have purposely chosen to fight from within a heavily urbanized site.” It is the fault of the bad guys that we killed innocent doctors and nurses.

When will this horror end??

Why Bibi Netanyahu Will Fail

Israel Prime Minister is no boasting that he alone knows how to work with regional Arab leaders in defeating the forces of evil led by terrorists in Iran and ISIS. “Common dangers are clearly bringing Israel and its Arab neighbors together as we confront the dangers of Iran and ISIS.” In other words, Bibi believes there is some form of coalition between the Shiite Iranians and the Sunni ISIS. So, he wants the governments of Egypt and Saudi Arabia and Jordan to link together and beat the bad guys.

1. Saudi Arabia leaders are the enemy of most Islamic groups fighting in the region. Saudi leaders represent the forces of corruption and lack of concern for poor people. They are the elite, not the common people in the region.

2. Iran has absolutely NO connection to ISIS. Iran is aiding Iraq TO FIGHT ISIS.

3. Let me see,Bibi, do you actually believe being an ally of Jews will resonate with most Muslims in the region!

4. Let me see,Bibi, do you actually believe Muslims are going to ally with a nation that persecutes Muslims on the West Bank and in Israel!

5. Why would any Muslim in the region ally with Israel which refuses to allow Muslims to have their own nation!

Bibi, your talk goes great with Republicans in the US, but these folks have nothing to do with the Middle East.

On Yom Kippur

As a good Jewish boy I went to services at my Temple–of course, in my youth we only went to a soul, and temples were places where the Christians went to pray. As the hours went by, I read page after page about the evil deeds committed against Jews throughout the ages. I read words urging God to take care of those who did evil to Jews.For some reason,God was not implored to take action against those who persecute Muslims or Hispanics or minority groups throughout the world. Just punish those who did evil to Jews.

Let me make clear that few groups of humans can match the hatred aimed at Jews throughout the past two thousand years. Jews certainly should win the hate-persecution-murder trophy. But, I found myself feeling uneasy as the reading continued, I wondered: is God only supposed to destroy those who murder Jews or does the Big Guy up in the sky save some of the revenge for those who murder and rape innocent people who are not Jews? Based on the reading, God sure is not an equal opportunity revenge sheriff.

So God, save some of your anger for those in the Middle East who murder and rape, nonstop. Then again, please God wipe out any and all murderers regardless of where they are in the world or whatever is their religion.

Marco Rubio Story

There was a debate on Wednesday evening and eleven stalwart Republicans informed the American people as to their views on the future of their country and the world.


Marco was a stern faced individual throughout the debate. Not a smile, not a smirk, just stiff determination that would make clear to the country and world that no one had better mess with the son of a Cuban immigrant–legal one, that is.

1. Marco will not talk with Vladimir Putin, he will not talk with any and all Ayatollahs. They must first indicate a desire to do what he wants before any negotiation.

2. Marco will make this country strong again. Once again people will speak with respect about America.

3. Marco has some sort of immigration plan, but to be honest, I never could quite figure it out. Oh, he does want a wall built.

4. He believes in life, and I trust any fetus is now smiling with happiness.

5. Marco will create jobs, gobs of jobs. The specifics will come after the election.

Don’t Visit Pyramids!

A few buses were driving through Egypt on a trip from Cairo to the oasis of Babareya,and since the journey was tiring they halted for some lunch and a chance to stretch legs. Well, imagine what Egyptian air force planes would think about people in buses near some ancient ruins siting by the vehicles and munching on food? There was only one conclusion–they must be members of the Muslim Brotherhood and planing to blow up something, somewhere. The tourists were from Mexico, Chile and a few other countries. They were shocked when Egyptian army planes headed in their direction and began to blast away. The pilots even followed people running for their lives in order to ensure they got the terrorists.

Over a dozen tourists are dead and others are wounded.This is just what the Egyptian tourist industry needs–the government now murdering tourists!! We inhabit a world in which the word, TERRORIST can be the excuse to do anything one desires –even murder the innocent.

Russia Bans Imports Of Bad People Products

It is quite clear that if anyone messes with the Putin man, that individual or that nation is going to be punished. Russia has announced a ban on food products from Bulgaria. As it is well known, Bulgarian meat or cheese or apple sauce contain ingredients that encourage people to rise up in anger against their government. We soon expect:

1. A ban on French perfume.It is outrageous for Russian women to smell other than 100% Russian!

2. A ban on McDonald’s hamburgers.Frankly, I do not know if that is good or bad news for the Russian people.

3. A ban on cotton from Egypt. First,they came for Egyptian cotton,and then they came for the pyramids!

4. A ban on Scotch whiskey. It is a criminal offense in Russia to get drunk drinking anything other than vodka.

5. A ban on pizza from Pizza Hut. This may have crossed the line. Touch pizza and have a discussion with the Mafia.

Great Ideas

Someone decided to spoof our beloved Donald Trump by claiming he wants to relocate Palestinians to Puerto Rico. How about:

1. Any woman in America who is not satisfied with laws ending abortion will be relocated to Saudi Arabia.

2. Don’t like our wonderful gun laws,you are on the next boat to Syria.

3. Black Lives Matter,OK, you are on your way to Nigeria and hang around with Boko Haram.

4. Upset with $7.25 an hour, I have a good job for you in Bangladesh.

5. Upset with our wonderful wealthy folk,how about meeting some Greek capitalists, they never pay any tax?

6. You illegals want to come to America, how about Puerto Rico?

Donald, that idea was no joke, send them to Puerto Rico and win all the money from Sheldon Adelson!


We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark,Copenhagen Post: “Naked Man Discovered In Bed”

Me, I would rather enjoy a naked woman.

UK, Guardian: “Who Controls The World?”

Easy one–those with gobs of money!

Israel, Jerusalem Post: “Rabbi Fired”

I assume this is Kosher.

USA, aol: “I will Deliver A Budget”

What is in it, is another question.

Sweden, Local: “I’m Alive”

So, fellow Republicans, just wait for some other comments!

Top Places To See In Life

As a boy I would often sit on Coney Island gazing out to sea wishing that some day I would cross it to see the origin of my parents. Many of us had some places we wanted to see in our lives.

1. Rocky Mountains at dawn.

2. Sailing into New York harbor to see the Old Lady with arm outstretched.

3. Walking the banks of the Seine.

4. Watching dawn beak in San Francisco.

5. Walking the streets of London.

6. The Grand Canyon.

7. The Pyramids of Egypt.

8. Just being in Rome.

10. Kissing the ground of Israel.

So, what are the places you desire to see or experience?

Why Do Muslims Go Off On Jihad?

Most people in the West are confused as to why young, frequently educated men and women give up their life in the West and head off to do the jihad dance. So, why engage in such dangerous activities?

1. The main attraction for people in the West is –how much money can I make?The modern heroes are this with huge wealth. Sorry, this is not exactly what Jesus believed.How can any intelligent Christian take pride in the embrace of wealth as the emblem of success.

2. Young people are seeking heroes. Just examine the 17 seeking the Republican nomination, not a single one is a hero. The same applies to young Muslims, is there a single Imam who stands out as a leader of peace?

3. The West has been transformed into a playground for the wealthy. How can a young person feel a sense of pride when told those who lack money are inferior humans?

4. There is simply no version of modern Islam that attracts a high percent of Muslims. What exactly does modern Islam offer the young?

5. All too many young Muslims believe they are trapped in a world that glorifies “things” rather than human values.

Put it this way, most Muslim terrorists are simply an Arab version of Donald Trump–hot and cliches to solve problems!