This is definitely what we know for certain: An Egyptian plane crashed shortly before reaching the African mainland. So, now allow the “experts” to sort out what happened:
Donald Trump: ISIS is blowing up planes in the Middle East and Obama is in Vietnam!
Ted Cruz: If I was the one running for President, no ISIS would dare challenging a two pistol God fearing Texan who wore boots!
Bernie Sanders: You will note that not a single Wall Street banker was on the plane? Why?
Jeb Bush: Oh, for God’s sake, just leave me alone, plane, shmane, who cares anymore?
Megyn Kelly: I can confirm from very authoritative sources that Donald Trump had nothing to do with this plane crash. Oh, he DOES have such darling red hair!
Ben Carson: I would be more than willing to provide my opinion if you would just purchase some books of mine.
The Egyptian government: Hell, don’t look at us! We just fly the planes. No one can give a 100% guarantee that a plane will land all the time.