In our daily reading of newspapers from throughout the world it is common to encounter some interesting headlines. We offer a sample of what we encountered yesterday:
“School Hunting For Unicorns”
Have they checked with Republican Party headquarters?
“Ivory Queen In Jail Over 700 Tusks”
Tisk, tisk, I guess an elephant stamped its feet on someone.
“Free AR-15 With Purchase of Car”
Now,the driver can blast away with car and gun!
“Patients Try Older Drugs First”
Sounds like another attack on Obamacare.
“Ban Foreign Bananas”
See, Donald told you, elect him and there will be jobs gathering bananas!