Instead of spending time talking with Donald Trump, I decided to go right to the head of the man. I embarked on a voyage into his mind.
M: So,Donald, what was your reaction to the Warren speech?
D: The Indian girl really put on her war paint and came after me. Of course,my taste in women means bean poles like Warren who have NO great boobs, are simply not on my agenda.
M:Any other reason you personally dislike the woman?
D: I don’t pay attention to women who fail to get the little guy down below aroused.Now,this broad would never get near my bed, if somehow, she got in it, just the sight of this flat chested plain faced Indian would make me sick.
M: What about her ideas?
D: Ideas? Frankly, the sight of her so disgusts me that I never listen to a word that she says. When you see a pig, when you see a rat, just turn and go the other direction.
M: I’m referring to her political ideas.
D: OH, you mean she wants to tax the heck out of job creators! Look, this broad doesn’t know the first thing how declaring being bankrupt can make you very, very wealthy. OK, maybe sometimes I’m a little hard on this slut, but, to show you the kind of wonderful guy I am, she can suck my prick.
M: Is there anything that you like about her?
D: Yes, it would please me to see some nice guy fuck her to hell! Preferably, some Mexican drug lord.