We decided to discuss the candidacy with the wife of Ted Cruz. After all, if anyone knows the real Ted Cruz it must be Heidi Cruz. She has been with him for several years while the media really only has had major contact with the two gun tough talking sheriff form Texas.
Me: So, tell me Mrs. Cruz, not a single US Senator has given support to your husband, could you explain why?
Heidi: Ted is a family man. He loves me, he loves the children, he loves his family, he loves his supporters, he loves those who run oil companies, Ted is simply a loving man who also talks honestly.”
M: Well, he sort of pulled one on Ben Carson the night of the Iowa primary,what happened?
H: It was all the fault of CNN for sending incorrect information. My husband believes in the strict interpretation of the Constitution. He also believes in a stick interpretation of what CNN reports. Blame it on that liberal organization which has been telling lies to ruin my husband’s career.
M: But, why the failure to get a single Republican US Senator to support him in this election?
H: Jealousy is the answer. Ted is brighter than the whole pack of these idiots. They are jealous of him, they are jealous of me. How many of them is married to a gorgeous intelligent woman who earns a high salary!
M: I’m curious, is your husband ever wrong?
H: Of course not. He has the blessing of God Almighty, if he is wrong, then you are saying Jesus is wrong!
M: Please make certain that your husband does not get angry at me, I certainly don’t want the Lord throwing thunder bolts in my direction.