Category Archives: Gender Issues

Narrowing The Field Ideas

When it comes to offering advice to those in the world of politics, I am at the top of the list of those who offer intelligent ideas. So,let me help out Fox News on how to narrow the field:

1. A hot dog contest. One who eats fewest is off the stage.

2. A contest as to who can utter the most cliches in one paragraph.

3. A contest as to who can utter the most hate Obama statements.

4. Of course, a corollary would be the first one who can correctly name the number of times the House of Representatives passed a bill to end Obamacare.

5. Personally,I would go for a farting contest. Most stinky farts in thirty minutes.

Veterans For Trump

I am very upset. I am a veteran of the Korean War. I just discovered that Donal Trump has organized a VETERANS FOR TRUMP group and no one told me anything about it. OK, it turns out that several members of this organization were enrolled and nobody told them they were members. This certainly is a unique approach to gaining members for political candidates. Just enroll them without telling them. Let me suggest to Donald a few tips on how to pursue this idea.

1. One free drink at any Trump casino for any veteran.

2. Allow we veterans the wonderful opportunity to have our picture taken with Donald Trump.

3. Of course, Donald could give us a free night at his hotels. John McCain,who hates we veterans, would never give such an offer.

4.Donald,how about a free visit to the Mexican border on your next visit?

Another Day Of Police Action

I understand that members of police forces undergo extensive training on methods of how to deal with crime. Given the history of police interactions with black skinned people,it might be necessary to add some further methods of how to deal when confronted with people.
There was a conference being held at Cleveland State University in Cleveland. The topic of discussion was-Black Lives Matter.” Let me get this straight–there is a conference on the topic of making certain that black skinned people are not mistreated by cops.So, what happens?

A confrontation occurred when police arrested a 14 year old and people blocked the van. Naturally, what else could cops do but–PEPPER SPRAY THE CROWD. Alternative:

Call parents of the teen and ask them to come to the site of this event and take their kid home.

Ted Cruises Along With Stupidity

Ted Cruz is upset because the other kids in the US Senate do not want to let him play with their ball. After all,he went to an Ivy League school and where in hell did Mitch McConnell go? He charged Republican Senator Mitch McConnell, the alleged leader of Republicans in the Senate to admit that he is a liar. “We now know that when the Majority Leader looks us in the eye and makes an entirely false explicit commitment that he was using to say things he knows are false.”

OK, Mitch,you have been called out by the kid from Texas. We suggest there be a shoot-out as to who can utter the most lies within a 24 hour period. Winner gets to keep all the marbles.

Bowing To Republicans Wrong Move

Secretary of State John Kerry has been forced by AIPAC and Republicans in search of Jewish votes to sound tough towards Iran. Just as President Rouhani in Iran has to come across as tough toward America,so must Kerry behave like a sheriff in a western town who can beat anyone when it comes to drawing a gun. So, he wound up threatening Iran with bombs if they failed to live up to the agreement. Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif mocked Kerry by saying, “Unfortunately, the US Secretary of State once again talked about the rotten rope the ability of the US to use military force.”

Republicans,and their buddy in Israel sound the trumpets of war against Iran, but they become furious if an Iranian responds the same way. The end result of the AIPAc agenda is to transform American foreign policy as a fight between two boys challenging one another as to which is the real tough guy on the block.

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines which appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark,Copenhagen Post: “Police Investigate Shootings”

In America that usually means police shootings.

France, Connexion: “Water Restrictions In California”

I’ll drink to that.

Norway, Norway Post: “Don’t Forget To Leap”

Sound advice to Republican candidates when Donald arrives.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Demon Toddler”

If I was you, I would crawl away.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Apologize For Shooting Black Man”

NO,I think the dead black man owes an apology for making cops use expensive bullets.

Another Donald Day

Well, Donald is at it again, and I do not mean Donald Duck, or do I mean that person? The Donald man is at the Mexican border in order to prove once and for all that a man of action can put a halt to criminals, rapists and drug lords entering the United States of America. For some strange reason he was invited by a group of Border Agents to come by and inspect their work. If anyone offers Donald Trump a chance to be on TV, the answer is always, YES. So, Donald came to the border, he gazed across it. “You look at the crowds outside. Crowds are screaming in favor of me. Everybody wants me.”

In other words, his mere presence on the border sends drug lords fleeing in terror. Actually, there are over a dozen Republicans who do not want Donald Trump. The other fifteen candidates are furious at Donald for hogging the scene and casting them and their ideas into the shadow of being ignored.The Republican nightmare is that this ego will refuse to exit the stage and run as a third candidate.

I assume when Donald gets to Heaven he will ask the Big Guy to get out of HIS SEAT OF POWER!

Is Turkey Awakening?

Turkey borders on Syria and most Turkish people living on the border can daily listen to the sounds of war. Just about every day dozens of people walk through Turkey on there way to join ISIS or some other group in Syria while Turkish officials simply ignore this group. The government of President Recep Erdogan believes the most important issue in the Middle East is the desire of Kurds to have their own nation. At this point, Kurds in northern Iraq and parts of Syria have carved out a Kurdish state which is capable of handling ISIS. Erdogan would rather have ISIS on his border than a Kurdish state.

However, ISIS agents have decided to send suicide bombers into Turkey. Last week a suicide bomber murdered twenty young Turkish students and wounded dozens more. FINALLY, Erdogan is awakening to reality. ISIS is the most important threat to his nation. Turkish jets FINALLY went not action and bombed ISIS forces. Heck, he is now even going to allow US planes to fly from Turkey. Now,if Turkish officials at airports would arrest those young jihadists, then ISIS will suffer.

When Will Israel Learn?

The recent successful achievement of a treaty with Iran offers an interesting opportunity for Israel leaders to seek attaining similar agreements with Palestinian leaders. The Iran negotiation occurred after months of non-stop interaction between the Six nations and Iran.At any moment, John Kerry and the others could have walked away in disgust at failure of Iran to back down from their ideas.Kerry was relentless, he refused to take, “no” as an answer. He was focused on the end result and did not allow verbal slights or seemingly negative behavior to result in defeat.

There is a lesson for Israel. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu continues attacking Palestinian leaders for their actions. If they seek support from the UN it is a negative action according to Netanyahu. If they seek action by the International Criminal Court then they are criminals. The good news is that Palestinians are willing to accept international law. That is a welcome idea from any Islamic group within the Middle East. Bibi Netanyahu has refused to work with John Kerry and thus no accord with Palestinians!

Always Gun Rights

I find it fascinating that those who support gun rights for just about everyone in sight, never say a word about those killed by guns. Once again President Obama is urging some form of gun control. Once again the NRA and Fox News are presenting “evidence” that Barack Obama is part of a secret conspiracy to take away guns and replace them with barbed wire prisons where those who have a gun will be jailed. It is simply another part of the Obama conspiracy to rid America of its protecting guns.

I continually hear claims from the NRA that having guns prevents crime.

!. It would be helpful if the NRA provided some statistical evidence of example in which those threatened by a criminal used their weapon to wipe him out.t
2. We have 30,000 killed by guns. Exactly how many were killed by someone who was protecting himself?

3. I propose declaring war on the Pacific Ocean and allowing those with guns to blast away at the water. They can keep any fish they shot, provided they are good enough shots to even kill a fish.

P.S. I wonder if God carries a gun?