When it comes to offering advice to those in the world of politics, I am at the top of the list of those who offer intelligent ideas. So,let me help out Fox News on how to narrow the field:
1. A hot dog contest. One who eats fewest is off the stage.
2. A contest as to who can utter the most cliches in one paragraph.
3. A contest as to who can utter the most hate Obama statements.
4. Of course, a corollary would be the first one who can correctly name the number of times the House of Representatives passed a bill to end Obamacare.
5. Personally,I would go for a farting contest. Most stinky farts in thirty minutes.