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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Dick Cheney is for Trump, what better reason to vote for Hillary?

I assume the Trump children are auditioning to run for public office.

Donald missed a career as a salesman pitching medicine that cures all ills.

In fairness to Donald, he definitely believes America is a white nation, and he loves it.

At least Ted Cruz has the balls to refuse licking boots.

Some day Chris Christie is actually going to spend some time in New Jersey, the state of which he is governor. At this moment, all road construction has ceased in the state–no allocation of money.

Sorry, I  apologize to Chris, it is all the fault of Hillary for halt in road construction.

Description of the audience– a sea of white faces.

Gee, these days I really miss the happy administration of George Bush.

According to Donald, it is midnight in an America enduring storms and hurricanes.

More Republicans On Donald

The most fascinating aspect of the Trump run for the president is how many Republicans are running in the opposite direction. No Bush attended the convention, no John Kasich, no John McCain, hell, no Sarah Palin. Jim Camp, a noted Republican strategist offered a compelling reason why so many Republicans are not in Cleveland.

“Donald Trump is a narcissistic,, self-centered, miserable example  of a human being. Trump is going to be accepting the nomination tonight, and I don’t want to spend  one day in the party with him as its head.”

There is no prior example in the Republican party of so many of its leaders refusing to attend a convention to select a candidate. Of course, Ted Cruz wound up being booed of the stage when he refused to support Trump for the simple reason, “I’m not a servile lap dog.” Gee, I wonder who he was referring to?

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from the mind of a 25 year old man trapped in the body of an 85 year old man.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

No one, and I mean, no one, can out shout the anger of Rudy Giuliani!

Well, at least Ted Cruz got booed by Republicans, who else can match those boos at the convention?

Among the mysteries of my life is–which books has Ben Carson ever read?

Ultimate mystery of our time–can Donald come across as presidential?

I heard from Donald’s wife, his two sons, his daughter, but for some reason, not a word from his cook. Wonder why?

Just think, we now have to await the presidential run of Donald junior.

The crowd at the convention could easily have been the crowd at some ISIS beheading.

 

Donald Makes America Great Again

According to John Kasich he was approached by one of the Trump kids who inquired if he would be interested in becoming the vice president candidate. Don Jr. said if he accepted, then he would become the  most powerful vice president in history.

Katich asked what he would be responsible for, and was told: Domestic and Foreign policy.

Kasich was confused and asked what then would Trump do. His son replied:

Make America Great Again.

Then again, Mike Pence who was selected wrote an op-ed piece a few years ago in which he claimed: “Smoking did not lead to death.” To prove his point, Mike noted that two out of three people who have smoked and died, did not die from any cancer caused by smoking.

Just remember Mike Pence told the audience there were three things which constituted the basis of his life: Being a Christian, a Conservative, and a Republican. Here is a man seeking to become the Vice President of the United States  of America and does not place being an AMERICAN as among the most important factors in his life!

Sheriff Clarke, One Tough Guy

Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke has become the black voice of the Republican party. He recently appeared on the Don Lemon show on CNN, and proceeded to tear to pieces Lemon because he had the nerve to wonder if at any time a cop made the wrong decision. “I’ve been watching this for a few years.I’ve predicted this anti-police rhetoric sweeping the country has found  some hateful things inside of people, that are now playing themselves  off on American police officials.”

He denied claims by Lemon that a single cop has violated the law or has unjustly killed an unarmed black male. Naturally, Sheriff Clarke was a featured speaker a the Republican convention. In the old days, we termed Clarke either a “house nigger” or an Uncle Tom. Yes, many innocent and hard working cops are being unfairly blamed for the actions of a few black males. The best way to avoid police deaths is to prosecute the minority of cops who break the law!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Donald has second thoughts about Pence, I wonder if Pence has second thoughts about Donald?

Unfortunately, petty dictator, Recep Erdogan survived the coup attempt in Turkey.

I think some clowns could have done a better job of overthrowing a leader than the clowns in Turkey.

At least Chris Christie still has his valet job with Donald.

I would so love to go through a week without another Hillary episode.

So, how come no Sarah Palin meandering nonsense speech at the Republican convention?

I assume Ben Carson will greet people with copies of his book to buy.

I would so love to meet a Bernie Sanders follower who now will vote for Trump.

I still don’t understand why French police were not firing at tires of the truck.

Pence does not like gays, atheists, or allowing those people to shit with him.

I do not recall any prior political convention when a candidate had his kids boast about him.

I am still shocked that Ivanka is not the VP candidate.

At least Donald does not boast about being born in a log cabin.

For God’s sake, Hillary, go with Elizabeth Warren, not some middle age white dude!

 

Republicans Platform

It is now official, the Republican party does have a platform. OK, there area  few problems in America, and, finally we have a political party ready to address those   issues with firmness, with boldness, with determination to make America Great Again! I do realize there are some in this nation who actually believe a political party should be concerned about income inequality or health care or student loans. Thank God there is the Republican party which knows which are the issues of the day!

The Republican party has come out for opposition to same-sex marriage.

The Republican is the only political party which intends to protect Americans by ensuring that one can use your bathroom only if his-her sex is the same as that on his-her birth certificate.

The Republican party is going to ensure anyone who has a bakery they can decide to whom they sell a cake.

I trust these heroic stands will make certain that America is once again, a Great Nation!

Familiar Voices, Old Tunes

Once again in the United States of America, black males were shot, white males were shot, however, as far as I can determine, no green males were shot. Of course, on the advanced planet of Xul, they never got around to inventing guns or bombs or whatever. We once again heard the voices of peace and serenity emphasize that all shootings must cease, now and forever. President Obama praised police for their heroism, he emphasized that black lives matter, that white lives matter, heck, he was even ready to emphasize that green lives matter.

HOWEVER, when the issue of  how to end these shootings was raised, the old voices shouted loud and clear– I GOT MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO HAVE A GUN! Of course, that was NEVER the intention of our Founding Fathers who made clear they only wanted guns in the hands of a MILITIA.

Anyway, this week will witness one voice after another praising police, praising peaceful people who march without guns. BUT, there will be no ACTION to take away guns from people, and only allow the cops to carry guns. If those who praise cops really want to protect cops, they would BAN ALL WEAPONS in the hands of those who are NOT cops!

Islamic State Is Shrinking

Donald Trump is going to carpet bomb the hell out of ISIS, and get rid of any and all terrorists so once again, America can stand tall. Well, examine the record:

1. ISIS has already lost control of 40% of land it once held.

2. Town after town in Iraq has fallen to the Iraq government, and Fallujah no longer has any ISIS terrorists.

3. During the ISIS flight from Fallujah,an estimated 2,000 of their fighters was killed by air attacks. Oh,Donald, American pilots dropped bombs. OH,there was no need to ‘carpet bomb’ because ISIS fighters were out in the open.

4. ISIS slowly, but surely, is being forced from their positions in Syria. Everything  Donald promises to do, IS already being done!

5. The central issue which Trump does not even understand is -what is the strategy once ISIS no longer controls areas in the Middle East? How will ISIS then function? What will be the strategy once ISIS lacks a geographic area under its control?

Donald, do you even know what has happened to ISIS in the Middle East?

Ah, We Remember You Guys Well

On Monday the Republican convention begins which means, finally, finally, it is the end of the primary battles to decide who is the nominee. We thought it only appropriate to offer a fond farewell to those brave souls who once sought to become the Republican candidate for president.

1. I asked my wife if she recalled Bobby Jindal. Her response, as that of millions, most probably was” “Who?” She had no clue who this guy was or what he ever did. Does anyone know he was a governor of Louisiana?

2. Mike Huckabee is among my favorites. No one was better at displaying his direct contact with God, who he promised was a closet Republican.

3. Carly, Carly, stumbling over chairs, falling off platforms, and shouting with a  loud voice that she hated Hillary more than the other candidates hated her. Stumble on through life.

4. Jeb,Jeb, thee of the Bush clan, defeated, but unbowed. Have a beer for me and jump out of  a plane with dad.

5. Ben Carson, some seek the presidency in order to pass some laws, Ben, had but one dream –to sell his books and pray to God.

6. Rand Paul, son of a Paul who also sought the presidency, like father like son, gracefully disappearing into the shadows of life.

7. Scott Walker, he disappeared so soon, we never got a chance to learn why he was incompetent and a nasty little man.

8. Rick Perry, so sorry they never asked you to name members of the Cabinet this time around. You were prepped with the names of two such people.

9. Ted Cruz, self righteous, bombastic, believer he was the smartest one in class, and the one destined to become school president.

10. Chris Christie, the only one who left the race to become a valet and shoe shine buddy of Donald Trump.

We miss these guys and the dozen others who also ran.