Category Archives: George Bush

A Man Died In Prison

His name was Jamycheal Mitchell and he was 24 years old. I am surprised that you never heard about his infamous crimes.No,he did not blow himself up and lead to the death of dozens. No, he did not spout terrorist talk on social media. No, he did not beat up old people. This man was charged with the heinous crime of: stealing a bottle of Mountain Dew, a Snickers candy bar, and a cup cake. This haul must have cost the grocery store owner at least $5 of his hard earned money.

Anyway, the cops came, grabbed the notorious cup cake robber and took him off to jail. He was there for FOUR MONTHS before dying in his cell yesterday. What the hell has happened to this nation?? Americans just lost ONE TRILLION DOLLARS due to the stock market collapse. Not a single person responsible for that crime will see one minute of jail time.

Colorado Time In Prison

James Holmes entered a movie theater in the Denver area and blasted away with his legal guns.Naturally, his lawyer argued that he was sick in the head.He was found guilty and sentenced to 3318 years in jail.

1.I wonder if he will get time off for good behavior as a 110 year old.

2. I wonder what the sentence in Denver is for stock market guys who drive people to commit suicide?

3. What happens if he lives out his sentence?

4. I wonder if the NRA will now argue that he was only carrying out his 2nd Amendment rights!

5. So,how many people was George Bush responsible for killing?

I would so love to be around if he lived out the 3318 years and hear the discussion that would take place!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, Newsday: “I Just Lost Everything”

Today’s lament in America!

Russia, Moscow Times; “Take A Trip To Crimea”

For Putin that means not only a trip but take over Crimea.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Take A Trip To Mars”

Any place just let me escape Donald Trump’s voice!

Australia,Canberra Times: “My Worst Nightmare”

Being forced to spend eternity watching Fox News.

Egypt, al-ahram: Nudists In Despair”

But, not those watching them!

Are Women On Fox News Bimbos?

I rarely find myself in a situation in which Donald Trump is the only one making intelligent comments,but when he is,let me come to his defense. Donald referred to the blond woman named Megyn Kelly as a bimbo. She is very upset,Fox News is very upset,but Donald certainly is not. So,here is a defense of the Donald man.

1. A basic requirement for a woman to be on Fox News is blond hair.

2.A requirement for these blonds is the ability to read the cue cards. Dark haired women are not able to handle this level of intelligence.

3.A female must have ample sized boobs. This is what leads to expressions such as bimbo.

4. The woman must display shinny white teeth.

5. The woman must swear allegiance to the wise man who runs Fox News. As of this point I do not have a clue as to how the decision is made to hire which of the blond bimbos.

6. I wonder why Donald only marries gorgeous women.I assume they all possess a Ph.D.

7. Donald is willing to stack his wife’s boobs up against Megan any day in the year!

Just A Guy Named Joe

For many years when referring to the average American it is quite common to refer to this unknown person by calling him–Joe. Well, the guy named Joe is going to announce that he will run for president. Joe Biden is throwing his hat or name or whatever into the ring of combat. As of yet,I am not clear whether he seeks the Republican or the Democratic nomination.Wouldn’t you just enjoy a parade on stage of people seeking the Republican nomination and one is named–Joe? So,what does Joe Biden have to offer?

1.His name is Joe.

2.His name is not Hillary.

3.He was never married to a guy named,Bill.

5. On the other hand wouldn’t it be fun to have a ticket headed by Joe and Bill?

6. Joe Biden is a decent man. He is an intelligent man.

7. Donald and Joe on the stage would be a fascinating incident. Donald never ceasing to talk and Joe just listening and shaking his head.

8. How come we never have a guy named, Moishe?

P.S.Anyone for a George?

The Turkish Dilemma

President Recep Erdogan is the Donald Trump of Turkey. He takes umbrage at anyone who dares challenge what he does or says. Challenge his policy and one hates the Muslim religion. Complain about human rights abuses,and one is in league with his enemies. His political party was denied a majority in Parliament which prevented him from changing the Constitution in order to give the President even greater power. His latest anger is directed at The New York Times which printed a picture of him leaving a mosque from which at least 100 men went to join ISIS. How dare he connect the President of Turkey with support of ISIS?

Here is the record. After refusing to launch any air strikes against ISIS, the man of action finally allowed–THREE. Of course, his air force launched over 200 air strikes at Kurdish forces which battle ISIS. To Erdogan the enemy is NOT ISIS, it is any Kurdish armed force seeking rights for Kurds in Turkey.

Dark Days Ahead For Bibi

Recent reports from top Israel officials indicate that back in 2010, Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was ready to launch air attacks on Iran, but was held back by top Israel generals. Goes to show there are Israelis who think like the black dude from Africa. Imagine seeking to resolve issues via diplomacy rather than through bombs! Senator Harry Reid just joined those supporting President Obama and his quest for peace.

Ironically, President Hassan Rouhani in Iran has problems with war hawks, ready to match Bibi bomb to bomb. Rouhani told the people of Iran, “we consider this agreement a stating point for moving forward” toward peace in the region and the world. According to brave warriors such as Ted Cruz of Scott Walker or Marco Rubio, failure to demand bombs is a mark of the coward. As I recall, none of these “brave warriors” has ever served in the US military. British Prime Minister Winston Churchill who was attacked for negotiating with Communist dictator Joseph Stalin respond with: “Jaw, Jaw is better than War, War.”

Bush Legacy Lives On And On

Let me recite the new Republican fairy tale about Iraq.

1. The famous Surge ended the war in Iraq and the good guys won.

2. Iraq was a peaceful land in 2009 when along came Barack Obama.

3. His inept lack of leadership ended peace and along came ISIS.

4. We should all thank God George Bush was President and his wonderful advisors, Cheney and Rumsfeld.

Reality Check:

1. President Obama DID offer to keep about 10,000 US troops in Iraq.

2. The point of contention was that he could not agree with Iraq demands that American soldiers would be subject to Islamic Law.

3. It was the Maliki government which Bush installed that persecuted Sunnis and led to their becoming friendly to ISIS.

Stand Up For Christians

I frankly do not understand this commotion about ISIS or Iraq or Syria when the real threat to the very existence of the United States lies right here in our own nation. OK, so ISIS beheads a few people,after all they are just a bunch of Muslims, but what about the war on Christianity launched by the Obama administration? Is that to be ignored? Christianity in America now confronts the greatest challenge in its history. Just imagine, the black coated police will soon be knocking on your door and demanding that your son or daughter find someone of their own sex to date and marry!

Ted Cruz is among the few political leaders willing to take a stand for Christians. “What we’re seeing right now is actually Bible-loving Christians being prosecuted” because they do not wish to serve gays!

From now on I intend to refuse paying taxes to a government that protects gays and lesbians. It is my Constitutional right!

I will no longer halt at red lights because I do not intend to support the right of reds to tell me what to do!

God Bless Ted Cruz, living proof that sending your child to Harvard is a one waste of money!

Scott, Poor Man’s Donald

There is something rather pathetic about Scott Walker. After his great triumph saying terrorist teachers, firemen and cops in Wisconsin, the boy who never completed college felt that he could take on the world and win. During the famous debate, he came across as a little boy who somehow wandered into this place with all sorts of guys ranting and yelling. Two months ago, Scott was for some form allowing illegal immigrants to become legal. Now, he wants to end the 14th Amendment which states anyone born in America is a citizen. After all, Donald said that and it Donald says anything, Scott will follow along.

One wonders if Scott is aiming to be the Vice President candidate with the Donald man. I assume if a paper blew in through his window and it had the name of Donald Trump on it, he would sign the proposed bill without a glance.