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Preview Of Bibi Speech

Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will give a speech tonight. We offer our readers a preview of what he will say. At least fifty members of Congress will not hear this speech because they prefer to boycott than to listen to a FOREIGNER give advice to Americans about their foreign policy. In the entire history of this nation this represents the largest number of congressmen who deliberately boycotters a speech by a foreign dignitary. Anyway, here is what Bibi will say.

1. I am one tough dude.

2. Barack Obama is not one tough dude.

3. John Kerry, who was awarded medals for bravery in the Vietnam war, has caved into Iran demands in a cowardly manner.

4. No deal with Iran ensures peace.

5. Since Iran will not have been provided with an alternative to peaceful use of atomic energy, there remains only one alternative–bomb the hell out of Iran.

6. Since Israel lacks the type of bombs that could penetrate Iran’s defenses, we need American bombers to blast away.

7. Israel stands for peace and that is why Israel uses force to end problems.

8. First Iranian terrorists came for opponents to democracy, then they came for Jews in Iran, then they will come for Israel,and then they will come for Europe, and then they will come for the United States of America.

As I said, this is sone tough dude.

Denmark–Blacks Come To Safety!

A SINGLE JEW WAS KILLED IN DENMARK, and Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu urged Jews in Denmark to seek safety and freedom in Israel. I thought if that is the criteria for safety, Denmark might offer safety and freedom to Blacks living in the United States of America.

We in Denmark know that if your skin is black and you decide to walk the streets of an American city there is a strong likelihood that some policeman will halt you, strip search you, and if he does not like your attitude then death might be your end to this encounter. We in Denmark enjoy safe streets and a safe environment so we offer any and all African Americans to come to Denmark and be safe. Just think, when your little boy goes to play in the park and waves a toy gun, he will not be shot down. If your son walks in the street instead of the sidewalk, we will not shoot him. So, come to the safety of Denmark and leave death and poverty behind.

Oh, the invitation is also offered to Hispanics. PLUS, we do not have a Republican party to shut down your government and allow terrorists to murder at will!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I await the day when no black child will be shot to death on the streets of our nation.

Some seek the peace of death, some of life.

I encounter at age 84 fatigue when standing for more then five minutes.

Be a gardner of love flowers.

At least technology compels people to write.

These days the most angry in America are the wealthy, not the poor.

I wonder if God runs a life lottery?

We are simply passengers in life headed toward an unknown destiny.

Bill O’Reilly IS A Hero!

Confession, I do not recall the last time I saw Bill O’Reilly on television other than his appearances on the Jon Stewart show. But, every so often I catch a glimpse of him shouting and posturing as some sort of hero who is not afraid of terrorists and is prepared to send them to their deaths by the hot air emanating from his mouth. The latest episode of the heroic life of Bill has him in Los Angeles during riots back several years ago. According to Bill people were throwing bricks and concrete was pouring down on his head, but he stood his ground against these black and Hispanic terrorist because he is BILL O’REILLY! Several reporters who were with Bill at this scene of devastation and violence simply do not recall any bricks being thrown or any concrete coming down on their heads. According to Bonnie Strauss, Bob McCall and Ned Anstin, “It didn’t happen. If it did, none of us recall one person, one rock or one piece of concrete.”

I am certain that since Bill works for Fox News these reporters are simply a collection of LIBERALS who support the man from Africa who is ruining this nation. They simply want to damage the reputation of Bill O’Reilly because he is a voice for freedom, for liberty and the American way of life. Has anyone checked whether these reporters are of the Muslim religion??

Another Day, Another Dead Poor Man

I do not know much about a poor black man who spent his days and nights on the streets of Los Angeles. Fellow homeless called him, “Africa” which means he was probably and African American. He spent his nights sleeping on the street in a tent, and according to laws of Los Angeles, you could spend the night sleeping in a tent, but came day light it had to be removed. Four members of the Los Angeles police department approached the man, and at this point the tale becomes murky. Police insist that four men could not handle a homeless guy, who most probably was not in the best physical shape. A struggle ensued, police claim the ONE MAN was able to handle the FOUR POLICEMEN, and the end result is that the FOUR POLICEMEN felt their lives were at stake. You know the end of this tale. A cop shouted, “drop the gun.” He was shot and Africa is now dead.

These tales lead to one conclusion. Modern members of police department apparently lack the physical ability to handle a homeless man. They must shoot such people in order to remain alive. One wonders exactly how do these policemen get trained. How about some Karate training. Oh, the police commissioner has promised “we will find out what happened.” I believe that an unarmed poor man is dead. Nothing else happened.

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion: “Back To Normal”

Republican gridlock.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Artificial Heart Man Returns Home”

I assume to an artificial wif.

Russia, Moscow Times: Patriarch Says Abortion Solves Population Problems”

Now, if we can just abort Vladimir Putin, the world will be OK.

China, China Daily: “Arrest Man For Selling Unclean Pork”

I am certain you cannot blame this on Jews.

Japan, Japan Times: “Young Adults Going Somewhere”

After student loan payments, just anywhere!

Scott Walker At Battle Of Madison, Wisconsin

Every so often I feel the need to apologize to those whom I have offended with my angry words of criticism. I now humbly apologize to the governor of the great state of Wisconsin for failing to recognize his accomplishments in the war against terrorism. There is no doubt that Scott Walker stands alone among American governors in his gallant stand against the hordes of terrorists who assaulted the capitol of Madison a few years ago. Some are confronted by black hooded terrorists carrying weapons of mass destruction, but Scott single handedly met the enemy and wiped them out. It was just a few years ago when government offices were viciously attacked by social workers, teachers, psychologists, and cops demanding the right to form unions. As Scott recounts the fight, the capitol grew so packed with human bodies, the smell of their bodies hit you as soon as you entered the building. It was over powering.”

After winning this great battle, Scott now believes, “If I can take on 100,000 protesters, I can do the same across the world.”

Caution to ISIS, from now on before engaging in battle with Scott, take a shower and rub the soap in deeply.

Why Do Republicans Pose As Heroes?

I find most intriguing how so many Republican leaders have never been to war although they pose as heroes from battles they waged. Examine the record:

1. Dick Cheney got several draft deferments during the Vietnam war because he had “more important things to do.”

2. George Bush spent the Vietnam war at home in the National Guard.

3. Scott Walker never entered the armed force.

4. Rudy Giuliani fought the battle of New York City surrounded by a dozen cops and somehow saved the city.

5. Sarah Palin compares firing a weapon at undefended animals as equivalent to being in battle against armed soldiers.

6. Rick Perry compares the battle of the Rio Grande against Hispanic children as a “war.”

These are heroes who saved America.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Always posses a child’s sense of wonder.

Some walk through life with a smile on face.

To be born with a work ethic is to be born blessed.

Children openly explore life, seniors just want to live.

Be a gardner of love.

I wonder if God runs a life lottery.

Some are hustlers of life and want to win the life lottery.

Fighting Scott Walker Takes On ISIS

Scott Walker is governor of the state of Wisconsin and he among the bravest men in this fair land. He took on the terrorist unions such as those representing police, firefighters and other government employees and he defeated them. “If I can take on 100,000 protesters, I can so the same across the world.” He is one American who is not afraid of ISIS, he is one American who is ready to stand up and confront any terrorist in the world. I have received, still unconfirmed reports, that ISIS leaders are meeting in order to discuss the threat posed by Scott Walker. Some are preparing to offer terms of surrender before this man comes at them with pen in hand to wipe them off the face of this planet!

Scott is against “special interests” such as unions that serve the interests of police and firemen. He wants to fight in order to protect the interests of “taxpayers.” I trust you know that government employees are not taxpayers. I wonder if Scott is so determined to rid the country of “special interests” will he take on Wall Street. OOPs, sorry, there are no special interests on Wall Street, just wonderful Americans who devote their days creating $7.25 per hour jobs.