Following are words that will not emanate from the lips of Republicans seeking the presidency.
Donald Trump: About that Plan. There is none, but I can build a wall of bullshit.
Ben Carson: OK, I admit it. I don’t have the faintest idea what a president does.
Jeb Bush: OK, OK, so my brother was a damn idiot!
Carly Fiorina: I’m a fuck up artist, and I would screw anyone, and that includes the American people.
Ted Cruz: If I encountered a man holding a gun pointing at me, I would run for my life!
John Kasich: I can’t win this damn primary, but I sure enjoy the attention.
Rand Paul. How did I get stuck on this platform with these fools?
Chris Christie: I’m a big fat fuck up.
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Unlike people like Ted Cruz I was actually born and bred in the great state of Texas so when it comes to facing down bad guys,just let me at them. In fact, my brother George is just dying to finish off the job he started back in 2003.Let’s get this straight you bad people, I am tough, or at least, I want to be tough. I hate terrorists and promise if elected to send them packing from America. Or at least,give them a lecture about the joys of working with job creators who will help you bad people get on the gravy train to wealth.
For heaven sake, why go around dressed in black? Have you guys considered the possibility that if you guys study hard,pass the common core tests,then you can go to the college of your choice. I want ISIS to know that I am a chip off the block of brother George. When wars come around, we head off in the opposite direction. I promise America that if elected, I will work hard with ISIS members and get them started in a new direction. Heck, if George could beat the bottle, certainly you guys can go on the bottle,get drunk and end this terrorism!
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