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Wh Owns The eWest?

There is one consistent pattern to ideas presented byRepublicans about the history of America–it is apparent that reading about the past is now allowed if one is a member of the Republican Party. Ammon Bundy who led the seizure of federal land in Oregon when he along with his buddies took over a Federal area  reserved for the protection of wild life, now insists there is a new interpretation of American history. He claims the US Constitution “never meant western land belonged to the federal government since the purposes for the federal government were among things, defense, trade, and to settle disputes between states.”

As I recall it was Republican President Theodore Roosevelt who began the concept of National Parks. Ammon, the idea  of National Parks came from the REPUBLICAN PARTY! The Federal government in 1786, since it owned land in what was then the Northwest Territory set aside land for colleges. And, so on and so on… Read a fucking history boo!k

UP The Rebel Flag

One hundred and fifty years ago soldiers of the Confederate States of America surrendered to the  Union Army and the Civil War concluded. Few Americans realize that more soldiers died in that war than ALL the other wars in which America fought. It was a bloody war  in which over 500,000 men died and hundreds of thousands were wounded. It has  been over for these 150 years  but there still remain thousands in  the South who are proud of their “heritage.” Let me remind them that over 2,00,000 Germans died in World War II but only a handful of Germans today are “Proud” of THAT heritage.

Another fight broke out at the Stony Park in South Carolina when blacks got on buses and paid for their fare with pennies so the entire  highway was blocked and no one could get to Stony Park and participate in another “heritage” ceremony. Reality: there are NO sons and daughters of Confederate soldiers. Reality: there are no sons and daughters of those who were slaves. If one wants to remember their Rebel heritage get a history book and read it. Every month I read at least one book dealing with the Civil War and life goes on.

The New Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders has decided to slightly change some of his behavior.

1. From now on Bernie will  not be shouting like someone from Brooklyn, more like someone from the Bronx.

2. Bernie will reduce his attacks on Wall Street to only “Wall.”

3. Bernie will spend one day each week as a member of a hedge fund.

4. Bernie will reduce his comments to Hillary to one millionaire at a time.

5. Bernie will promise to teach a college course –for free– to each person seeking a college degree.

6. Bernie will personally pay off at least one dollar of student debt for each person with student debt.

7. Bernie will promise to lead only ONE revolution per day.

8. From now on Hillary gets one hug a week from Bernie.

9. If elected Bernie promises all American troops will leave Brooklyn.

10. Bernie promises to go on Social Security  to prove how one can live on Social Security.

The New Donald Arrives!

During the past few weeks, Donald Trump has proclaimed that he is in the process of “evolving” After exploring the inside of his mind, we are abel to explain this evolutionary development.

1. From now on the “bimbo”thing will be replaced with care and concern for all broads.

2. No, Donald will not be building a Great Wall on our southern border, more in the nature of a Great Picket Fence.

3. No,Donald will not be bringing jobs back from China, instead he will be bringing back many,many smart Chinese guys to jump start our economy.

4. No, Donald will no longer be insulting Ted Cruz, instead he will place Ted Cruz in charge of his hotels in Canada.

5. From now on each and every American will have the same health care plan as does Donald.

6. From now on Donald will become a practicing Muslim, Jew, and Christian.

7. NO, Donald will not express  desire to bang his daughter, but  he might date her.

8. No,Donald will not be carpet bombing ISIS, more in the nature of laying down carpets in Syria.

9.Each and every American will get a free course at Trump University.

So, behold the new Donald Trump!

Koch Brothers Concerned

During the past forty years the Koch Brothers have been supporting every right wing crazy idea in their effort to restore the good old days when those with money could purchase state legislatures and get someone in the White House who was white, Christian and devoted to the principle that this nation was founded  by the wealthy to support whatever the wealthy wanted, and when wealthy folks rule so does democracy rule. There are reports the Koch Brothers are gathering together a war chest to ensure that Republicans  win this November.

So, shock of shock. Charles Koch blasted the candidacy of Donald Trump charging the Donald man ‘s words are ” reminiscent of Nazi Germany.” He even uttered the incredible comment that Hillary Clinton might be looking into. Perhaps, her rhetoric  might be different “from her actions!”

Imagine going from Cruz to Clinton!

Exchange Terrorist Program

Each day Republican candidates rant and yell that America is under attack. They warn one and all to beware  because Muslim terrorists are hiding in our parks, they wander our streets at night seeking to rape Christian and Jewish girls–Muslim girls are off limits. At the same time each day there is one  story after another concerning white Christians blasting away at on another. The  other main  Piketon, Ohio, some WHITE CHRISTIAN TERRORIST murdered EIGHT people of the Rhoden family including men, women, and children. But,not a  single word from Ted Cruz or Donald Trump about these terrorists.

We therefore are proposing a simple way to rid this country of WHTE CHRISTIAN TERRORISTS!  How about:

1. Exchange 1,000 white terrorists for 1,000 Muslim Syrians.

2. If this program proves successful we can rid our nation of each and every WHITE CHRISTIAN TERRORIST and receive in return at least one million hard working Syrians who will not go near any weapon of  death!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We  offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Has anyone considered bringing back Rudy Giuliani as the Republican candidate?

Then again, there is always Dick Cheney who is still eligible.

Bill Maher is consumed about white people who act like schmucks. No,Bill, they do not speak for “white people.”

I become so tired of expressions such as “blacks” or “whites” or “Asians”but never “idiot Republicans.”

Gee, when was the last time we Americans actually built a great new highway??

I await arrival of the “new” Trump, I assume he  now says “broads” rather than “bimbos.”

Of course, there is always the old Cruz, defender of all that is RIGHT.

We need a new law compelling anyone who votes this year for the Republican candidate to hold his or her nose as they cast the ballot.

Gee, I so wish it was possible to talk with Abraham Lincoln and get his take on the Republican party today.

By the way, what is “white people?”

I would so like to know who George H.W. Bush will vote for this November.

Solution for Republicans —select from wives of candidates the nominee.

End of April and time for something important–the NFL Draft!

 

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old  body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I never could figure out why God wants women to cover up and  not men.

Then again, why does God want heads covered? Makes no sense.

These days major league baseball pays guys who hit 200 at least five million, I am more than willing to do that for one million.

Depression era baseball players ran much faster down the first base line when hitting a ground ball than modern pampered players today.

I really wonder what Ted Cruz is thinking these days.

I never cease wondering if  other life forms in the universe invented the idea of God.

We need a contest to predict the NEW Donald Trump.

Bernie Talks With Sanders

We were able to organize a discussion between Bernie and Sanders.

Sanders: Well, Bernie my boy, imagine getting clobbered in New York City, and we are the Brooklyn boy!

Bernie: It’s all those super pacs,all those hedge fund guys giving millions against me. I scare the living shit out of them.

Sanders: Bernie,  we are not on a  stage and there are no young people gazing at you with adoring eyes. It’s me, Sanders!

Bernie: You forget that I began with nothing behind me, no super pacs, no Goldman Sachs money,just me against the top one percent.

Sanders: I think by now even  Hillary can give that speech word for word. Stop being a schmuck, it’s time to move on. You won the fight. Hillary is now sounding like you. Where now my brother?

Bernie: I get such a rush, I get such a jolt when they shout my name and love what I say.  How can I give that all up?

Sanders: If you continue on  this path, then a few years from now you will be the most hated person by those now who love you so. Do you want to be the Ralph Nader of 2016 who gave Donald Trump the presidency??

Bernie: Stop talking common sense. I have never before in life been so famous and so loved. So, you want me to walk into the sunset, is that it?

Sanders: NO, you are not going into any sunset. Let’s get those inspired young people to vote and take back Congress. That now is your mission!!

Bernie: I have to think about it.

Is Bernie Upset?

This is not the best of times, this is not the goal that Senator Bernie Sanders had succeeded to attain. He got walloped in New York even though he was born in the great borough of Brooklyn. But, Bernie continues to fulminate and complain about the fact Hillary Clinton has taken money from the capitalists. OK,so Barack Obama took money from hedge fund operatives, and the end result was that Barack Obama was doing their bidding while President?

Bernie, John Kennedy got millions from the rich, even Franklin D. Roosevelt who was hated by the rich got money. Yes, Bernie, most Republicans DO take money from the wealthy. The Koch brothers  are raising over $800 million from wealthy folks to win this election –and that money is NOT going to Hillary Clinton. I have a hunch that  your wonderful small donation folks will NOT match the Koch brothers. Bernie, there ARE some decent wealthy folks. And, there are some poor and working class folks who adore Donald Trump.

So, tone down the rhetoric and get on with winning this year!