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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped i a 86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Funny, no one yells and screams these days about the FOUR men killed at Benghazi.

I assume someone will show Ben Carson where the men’s toilets are in HUD.

Exactly what are the qualifications of Ivanka Trump for dealing with issues other than dad says she is a “good piece of ass?”

Some days I  ponder about creating some weird conspiracy event.

Ah, Pearl Harbor day, founder of Conspiracy Theories.

Is there anyone who has NOT been contacted by Trump about nothing?

Imagine if Hillary Clinton had challenged Trump about his crazy economic ideas!

Don’t Cover Your Face

These days there are great issues confronting people in western nations. Some are concerned about loss of factory jobs, some are concerned about climate change, some are concerned about  human rights, some are concerned about the growing gap  between the very wealthy vs the middle and working class. But, for many THE GREAT ISSUE OF MODERN LIFE IS–SHOULD WOMEN BE ALLOWED TO COVER THEIR FACES WITH A VEIL!

Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany has been blasted for allowing Muslim immigrants to enter Germany.  She decided to demonstrate in some manner that she could be tough on Muslims.  She told the German people: “the full veil is not appropriate here, it must be forbidden wherever that is legally possible.  It does not belong to us(Germans). Interior Minister Thomas de Maizee: “It does not fit into our society, we demand you show the face.”

I guess this issue is very important. France had many more Muslims than Germany.  A recent study indicated that 2,500 Muslim women in  France wore the full face veil. No further comment.

Tweet Wars Continue

Ordinarily, in ordinarily normal times, the new President-elect devotes hours studying documents, reports, reading about important issues, and receiving briefings from key officials. But, these are the days and nights of Donald Trump. He has been engaged in a war of tweets with Alec Baldwin. The issue is that Donald does not like Baldwin impersonations of Donald Trump. The President-elect has experts examining any law that could be  used against Baldwin in order to halt the attack upon the personage of our new Leader-in-Chief.

I can just envision Baldwin saying:

1. I am a fantastic guy, a fantastic guy, when did an ignorant guy like me become President? Shows I’m a fantastic guy.

2. So, Alec, still pissed off I did not appoint you as Secretary of Housing and Development? Idiot, I already have an idiot to do the job!

3. I do not purse my lips and wave my arms, fake, fake, wrong, wrong. I keep my arms by my side when speaking.

4. Alec, jealous, jealous, jealous, just because the idiots elected me, and soon, you  will discover how many advertisers work with  your show. I’m the Greatest, the Greatest!!

Welcome To Trump Madness

I was watching CNN when a Trump supporter explained why Doctor Ben Carson should be the new Secretary of Housing and Development–HUD.

1. He spent part of his childhood in public housing.

2. He was among the most foremost doctors able to separate joined twins.

3. We have a housing problem in this nation, so we need someone with new ideas who lacks any knowledge about housing.

4. Dr. Carson is a devout Christian, he is a man of God, so, most probably God will help him make the right decision.

5. He definitely will appoint his Under Secretary from among those currently in homeless shelters in order to have someone who knows about rats and poverty.

6. Ben promises to be awake most of the day, ready for whatever he is supposed to do, just  give him a  year or two to figure out what the Secretary of HUD actually does.

7. His name is NOT Hillary Clinton.

8. Anyone who can do open heart surgery, certainly can do whatever one is expected to do at HUD.

9. As a child, Ben Carson played for hours with his blocks, building things.

10. Thank God, Ivanka is not the Secretary of HUD.

General Michael Flynn

As you recall or don’t recall, Donald Trump never ceased talking about emails and classified material and the need to send Hillary Clinton to prison for violating the law. So, who does he appoint as his National Security advisor, but General Michael Flynn who was reprimanded for misuse of classified materials and fired from his position in national security. Of course, Trump has been talking with General Petraeus about a position in his administration even though he was convicted of revealing classified material to his mistress.

Anyway, General Flynn has the reputation in his former work in national security of spouting nonsense and shooting off his mouth about  people and governments. He has stated:

1. The Muslim religion is not rational.

2. Sharia law is spreading in THE UNITED STATES.

3. Iran killed more Americans than did al-Qaeda.

4. He opposes the Iran nuclear deal and has talked about bombing Iran.

5. Most of his colleagues believed that he was irrational and lacked a competent view of foreign policy.

Who else to be the National Security advisor to the president??

Women For Trump

It is now clear that 53% of educated college women voted for Donald Trump. We explain why:

1. When he said that he wanted ‘pussy’ he simply meant he wanted to  pet your pussy cat.

2. When he said that Ivanka was a ‘good piece of ass” take that as a compliment by a father about his daughter.

3. When he said if his daughter encountered bigotry at work, she should get another job, he is telling women, that is the solution, who disagrees?

4. Let’s face it, Hillary does not dress well or look attractive.

5. Emails are more important in my life than ideas or policies. I vote from my  heart.

6. His daughters are married to nice men, I want my daughter to marry men like those.

7. To tell the truth, I never did take  science course in college, so  since I am not a scientist…

8. Now, about the emails….

Eat Corn Flakes Or Else!!

Since former Breitbart head, Steve Bannon became Trump’s top advisor, folks back at Breitbart are feeling their oats these days. From their perspective, from now on, Breitbart News is the most important news source in America, and the New York Times can get out of its way. Imagine the shock when Kelloggs decided to remove ads from the Breitbart site. Did these folks at Kelloggs grasp who is now running America? The Breitbsart staff is furious that any advertiser would remove their ads without first obtaining permission.

Breitbart termed the removal as “an escalation in the war by  left wing companies against conservative customers.” It went on to charge that Kellogg  was attempting to placate “left wing totalitarians and this is a disgraceful act of cowardice.” Gee, when I was a kid eating Corn Flakes, I never imagined that each bite was an attack on conservative values. Actually, I ate Corn Flakes because Joe DiMaggio ate Corn Flakes.

Colin Kaepernick Stands For ?

Colin Kaepernick has become the poster boy of millions for his ‘heroic’ stand, or should one say, kneel, during playing of the Star Spangled Banner. Collin wants to make a statement. By refusing to stand, somehow, this act of heroism will result in ?? Mr. Kaepernick will earn over eight million dollars this  year so we can assume the act of defiance will not impact his daily life. He also very proudly informed Americans that he did not vote this year in order to –allow Donald Trump to gain power?

Colin has expressed pride in the performance of Fidel Castro because the Cuban leader provided excellent education and free medical care for people. Of course, at the same time, Castro sent to prison gays, lesbians, dissidents, and many were tortured. Exactly, what is a ‘great education system’ in which there is  no freedom of speech? By the way, Colin, Adolf Hitler provided jobs for people in Germany, so, by the logic of Colin, Adolf Hitler was……….?

Free Enterprise Under Trump

Donald Trump has presented himself as the champion of free enterprise. He wants to get rid of government regulations, and allow business to conduct their affairs without worrying about this or that government regulation. He wants to end the ‘Death Tax'(inheritance tax) although at present 98% of Americans to not pay this tax. If the tax is ended, the family of Donald Trump will gain an extra three billion dollars upon his death. However, there are other aspects of the  incoming Trump administration.

1. The new Ambassador from the Philippines is a business partner of Donald Trump.

2. Trump will be paid about $1,500,000 for the rent of Trump Towers by the Secret Service which is there to protect his life.This is the first time in history a president gets paid for the Secret Service which guards his life!

3. The new Trump Hotel in Washington D.C. has become the new headquarters of foreign agents seeking goodies from the federal government. Trump is the first president to actually openly get paid by lobbyists.

4. Oh, ordinarily, a president places his stocks in a blind trust  supervised by an impartial person with NO connection to the president. In Donald’s case,the impartial person is really  three people, his children!

Talks With Trumpians

In an endeavor to discover what is really happening within the newly elected Trump administration, I decided to chat with Trump supporters.

M: So, tell me Kellyanne, what about this story regarding Mitt Romney as Secretary of State?

K: Well, Fred, as you know, Mister Trump is America’s leading intellectual leaders. It is not within my realm of expertise to disagree, to dispute any and all decisions he makes. But, Mitt makes me, and other Trump supporters, just ill.

M: Ok, that explains things. What about this recount stuff, and the emails from Mister Trump indicating he is upset.

K: Well, Fred, as you know, Mr. Trump won in a  landslide. It is among the greatest victories in the history of American politics, a real landslide.

M: But, except for the winning margins of George Bush–5 and 35, every other election since 1980, witnessed a victory margin of over one hundred. Why do you call it a landslide?

K: Because it was. When Mr. Trump says he won by a landslide, it is true. Of course, the victory margin in popular votes would have been greater for him, but illegal immigrants and hundreds of thousands came over the Canadian border to vote for Hillary Clinton. If you doubt my statement, just read the Trump emails.

M: I bow to the Trump logic, if he says it was a landslide, who are we to doubt the words of a great American? Tell me,is it true that Mr. Trump plays in the sandbox when he gets angry?

K: Yes, but it is a Great Sandbox, the biggest Sandbox in human history. He so loves to throw dirt at the figures of Romney and Bush and Marco and Hillary, you have to understand he is under great pressure and needs some  physical outlet for his energy.