Category Archives: George Bush

Let’s Solve The Syria Problem

We offer some possible solutions to the problem in Syria of ongoing mass killing.

1. Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin will face off in a wrestling match to decide the fate of Syria.

2. How about a Shoot Out at high noon between all rival armed forces. The last one standing takes over Syria.

3. President Assad gets the winning ticket to Mega Millions and an all paid vacation in Disneyland.

4. A shoot out between the best marksman in ISIS and the Syrian army. Winner takes all.

5. Evacuate all civilians and allow Israel to drop some of its atomic bombs on the entire country. Bibi would be delighted.

6. Send in the IDF, heck, they can heat Hamas in Gaza, why not beat all the bad people in Syria?

7. Is there a way to begin fracking in Syria and cause some earthquakes?

So, maybe you have some better ideas??

Of course, we could always send in General Ted Cruz and General Marco Rubio to clean up the mess.

View From Tehran

The Republican party and quite a few Democrats are allied in opposition to the attempt to forge a negotiated resolution of Iran’s plans with nuclear energy. There is something ironic about the fact those who oppose the interim agreement with Iran within Iran come across with the same arguments being advanced in the US Senate. Shervin Ahmadi reporting from Tehran outlined what is happening in Iran. “Contrary to expectations, the interim agreement did not result in any euphoria among Iran’s leaders though they displayed guarded satisfaction. In the end, only the most hardline elements of the regime, those close to former president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, expressed opposition.” On the other hand six famous movie directors expressed the view held by many young people, “There is no deal worse than no deal.”

Reality, “the economic situation is very difficult, Iranians are crushed by continual price rises and dissent is growing.” So, let me get this clear: those in the US Senate who oppose the interim agreement are in league with former President Ahmadinejad who was the one speaking about destroying Israel! I assume birds of a feather gather together.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

There is no doubt Republicans will win the comedy act next year.

When fools speak, then one knows one must be a Republican.

I wonder who Americans would be afraid of if ISIS did not exist?

Once Americans had hope, today they fear hope.

Always seek to travel beyond the stars.

Just remember that former Republicans were Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt or Dwight Eisenhower.

I so miss the remarks of Sarah Palin.

Jeb On Iraq

Jeb Bush wants one and all to know that he is proud of his brother, his father, Don Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney and all the others who gave us the Iraq war. OK, he does admit there were a few mistakes which should give assurance to those who lost sons, daughters, brothers, and parents in this war without end. “I would have authorized an invasion and so would Hillary Clinton. And so would just about everybody that was confronted by the intelligence they got.” There definitely, according to Jeb, were those few mistakes. “By the way, guess who thinks those mistakes gook place as well? George W.Bush.” I am so glad that George finally admitted those mistakes.

Of course, just about every political expert on the Middle East did NOT agree with those “intelligent agencies.” Anyone who had studied anything about the Middle East understood that Iran was confronted by two enemies, Afghanistan and Iraq. And, guess who got rid of the enemies of Iran? George W. Bush. Let us assume for a moment that Bush was right and Saddam had weapons of mass destruction. That would mean he had missiles. Not even the Bush crowd claimed those missiles could travel more than 500 miles. So, how could they threaten the US– if they actually existed?

George Bush authorized an invasion without any plan of what would happen after victory. George, please check the multitude of plans during WW II that detailed how an occupation would be carried out.

Jeb just proved that he is a true Bush!

What’s New In Republican Politics?

In order to speed up the process of this primary season which will last for over a year before we begin the event known as an election, we thought if might be interesting to offer a preview of what Republicans will be discussing during the coming months

1. Hillary Clinton is a closet lesbian. But, don’t get us wrong, some of our best friends are lesbians.

2. Bill Clinton is the secret lover of George Clooney.

3. At this very moment a giant tunnel is being constructed under the Pacific Ocean to transport Chinese soldiers in their invasion of America.

4. ISIS is behind the government of Iran.

5. Lower taxes, reduce the money coming into the government and raise military expenditures by $150 billion.

6. If elected, Senator Rand Paul will personally lead American troops into battle in Iran. His chief of staff will be Liam Neeson.

7. We need to repeal Obamacare and provide health insurance to those without. Just be patient, we will soon explain our plan.

8. Once Republicans are in control of the federal government the drought will end in California.

9. Unleash Wall Street and economic prosperity will rise for those earning $7.25 an hour, their wages will rise dramatically to $7.75 cents an hour.

10. Jesus will finally return knowing he will be greeted by the Koch brothers.

In Defense Of Conservatives

There is no doubt that the modern civil rights movement should be about the plight of those who are millionaires. Hardly a day goes by without one story after another that describes these wonderful people as some form of evil force. It is the wealthy who created this nation. It is the wealthy who have made sure we have a Congress which works twenty-four hours a day in defense of freedom for the American people. If Martin Luther King was alive today, he would be speaking in defense of the oppressed white people of this nation. After all, who were the people who wiped out the Indians and allowed all this land to be open to all white folks? All we ever hear, day and night is this story or that story about some black gangster kid who wanted to kill whites and Why? The answer is simple, because white is not only beautiful, but more intelligent.

OK, so you may call me a racist. But,someone has to stand up for the oppressed in this nation. Think about it, when was the last public outburst of anger because a white kid was shot by police? OK, so maybe,just maybe white kids do not get shot. The answer is simple, white kids run faster and further than black kids. Have you ever seen President Obama hug a wealthy white guy? How come he only hugs little black kids? Perhaps, it is time for Ted Cruz to lead the fight for white equality in this nation. It is time to return the presidency to white folks.

This article was funded by the Koch Brothers as part of their campaign to restore whiteness to its natural leadership position in America!

Republican Tough Guys!

These days listening to Republicans boast about their desire for war against evil Iran, one wonders why it is that so many of these tough guys have never served in the US Army? Marco Rubio, who would not know the front end of a bazooka, quoted the words of “General: Liam Neeson, who is a movie actor and has never fired a single shot against anyone other than a blank bullet aimed at another actor. Marco the Brave wants t he world to know that when it comes to Iran, “we will find you,and we will kill you!” Wow, those are strong words of bravery. According to Scott Walker, “we need a commander-in-chief who will call it what it is, and that is radical extremism. We need a president who will affirm that Israel is an ally and start acting like it.”

OK, so here is the Obama record:

1. President Obama provided Israel with its Dome program that destroys at least 90% of missiles aimed at Israel.

2. Under the Obama administration the state of Israel with its seven million people receives more military aid than any other nation in the world!

3. President Obama authorized the dispatch of an additional TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND MARINES TO AFGHANISTAN

Marco, Liam Neeson is an actor. He has absolutely not experience fighting real people. If you really want to get ISIS, just join the US army or go to Iraq and join their army and actually FIGHT BAD GUYS!

Jeb Believes In God

It has now been confirmed that Jeb Bush does believe there is a God up in the sky. He addressed students at Liberty University, a college whose science department teaches students the Earth suddenly appeared about ten thousand years ago because God had nothing to do that day and decided, what the heck, let life begin on this deserted planet. I am certain that in history courses they teach that the Flintstone family was the first human family that believed in God. I was taught some nonsense about Adam and Eve, but now understand those people were really the Flintstones. Jeb put on his best religious hat and spoke about THAT idea which any God fearing Christian knows must be halted–gay marriage!

Hw called ion every person who is “in favor of religious freedom.. to take an aggressive stand against it.” The IT is laws that compel merchants to sell their wares to those who are lesbians or gay. “Somebody here is being small minded and intolerant, and it sure isn’t those nuns,minsters and laymen who only ask to live and practice their faith.” I gotcha, Jeb. Time to return to the Bible. I assume that means let’s get back to the good old days of slavery. Or, how about asking God to strike down each and every Iranian child?

Jeb is always on the side of whatever will get him a vote!

By the way, Jeb, did anyone tell you that Muslim clerics agree one hundred percent with your ideas concerning gays and lesbians. Perhaps, Jeb is a closet Muslim!

Truth About Jade Helm 15!

Fortunately for those who read these words, I am the only person on this planet who knows the real story about Jade Helm 15. I do realize Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz and other Republicans have questioned the reason for this military exercise by I know what is behind this so-called military experience. Following is my discussion with Gor Xul, the secret agent for Xullians currently on planet Earth:

M: So, tell me, Gor, what about this Jade Helm 15?

G: Fred, as you know Jade Helm is the name of our beloved leader on Xul.

M: Nope, did not know that.

G: Our master, Jade Helm 15 has decided that it is time to cease fooling around on this strange planet and take over.

M: Do you mean that Marco and Ted and Republicans are right that this exercise means the end of Texas as a free nation?

G: We decided that it was time to aid you backward life forms and put an end to the monstrosity known as the state of Texas.

M: So, you don’t like Texans?

G: I doubt there is any intelligent life form in the universe who regards Texans as intelligent life forms.

M: So, what exactly is Jade Helm 15?

G: We have located a deserted planet in the universe and will transport one and all Texans to it. There they can shoot one another until they are all gone from the universe.

M: So, where does President Obama fit into this story?

G: Oh, you mean Jade Helm 3, our representative on planet Earth. Sorry Fred, he was NOT born in Africa!

My Dream

There are moments when I dream of seeing a line of Republican candidates discussing their ideas for the United States of America. Some desire to see comedy on television, I desire to see comedy in real life. Just imagine the dialogue between Mike Huckabee and Ted Cruz! I would cherish the idea of Marco Rubio once again standing up for Israel. Of course, does he even know where that country is located, let alone knowing that 20% of its citizens are Muslims or Christians. You know, he so loves Christians as long as they don’t challenge them Jews in Israel. Of course on the stage if one woman, you know, the woman who was fired for being incompetent by Hewlett Packard, but she now wants to get fired by the American people for being incompetent.

I do admire Rand Paul who once upon a time wanted to reduce the amount spent on military spending but after a session with Sheldon Adelson, realized that would men less money for Israel,the land he so loves. Then again, there is always Doctor Ben Carson who does not believe we humans could ever understand anything about a brain since God alone knows such stuff. Imagine him operating on my brain! Perhaps, we should line up this group and have them dance and sing. It would be more entertaining then anything they could say.

On with the show. America awaits this performance!