Category Archives: George Bush

So Long For Now

There is no question that Donald Trump has an amazing capacity to make some people adore him, and to make some people feel revolted by his noise and clamor. George Will is a noted conservative who has been a life long member of the Republican party. After listening to the constant boasting and bombastic comments of Donald Trump, the conservative made clear “this is not my party.” He is shocked by the refusal of Paul Ryan to take a stand against a candidate who  does not believe in any conservative values.

He also offered a word of advice to Donald Trump. “Crowds are definitely  not a representative selection of the American people.” He made clear to fellow Republicans–“make sure that the loses. Cut your teeth for four years and win the    White House.”

Note the inability  of any Republican to utter the words –Hillary Clinton.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

A brocken clock is right twice a day.

Some place today an illegal immigrant will commit a crime.

Some place today, a native born American will commit a crime.

If you blast away with  your AR-15 at a shooting range you will hit the bullseye.

Chris Christie IS a great valet.

I sure want one of those high paying jobs Donald promises one and all.

Brett leads one from one group of insane people to another such group.

You don’t want David Cameron handling your retirement funds.

A duck knows when to put head in or out of water.

I always wind up behind the old lady at the check-out line.

Whoever said ‘age wears well’ sure was never old.

Some like intelligent leaders, some like Trump.

The silence of Jeb Bush is deafening.

I miss Ted Cruz pretending to be a fighting sheriff.

Whatever happened to Carly Fiorina?

Brexit Wins!

The people  of England have spoken and they just shouted to the world that we are ‘IDIOTS.” The vote on whether or not to leave the European Union resulted in a 51% to 48% vote for those seeking what they term to be INDEPENDENCE. Even as votes are still being counted the “victory” has already resulted in a drop of the pound by 11% with a further drop even larger expected. The US stock market is down and the English market is expected to have an enormous drop tomorrow.

But, the bad news will even get worse. The people of Scotland voted 62% to remain versus 38% to leave. Within the coming months, the people of Scotland will demand a new referendum and vote to leave England. We may soon change to the name of the country from “Great” Britain to ‘Little”England. There is a price to pay for allowing emotions to control common sense and the people of England will rue  the day they voted to depart. They allowed the forces of hate to triumph over common sense.

John Oliver On Brexit

There are times when John Oliver sort of rants a bit too much,and there are times when his rants are right on target and quite humorous. He decided total on his native England which is in the midst of an election this week to determine if the UK will remain in the EU.

“Here is how I feel about the EU, it is a complicated, bureaucratic, ambitious,  overbearing, inspirational and constantly ambitious  institution, and Britain would be absolutely crazy to leave it., because, it it stays, it can reap the benefits   while still doing dick about everything.  And that is the British way.”

Who else can reduce a complex issue to a long sentence and get everything right11

Republicans On Gays

First, let me make clear that Donald Trump just loves gays and lesbians, in fact, some of his best friends are sort of gay. So, when the murder of dozens of gay people happened, here are how Republicans reacted to this tragedy:

Donald: I told you there would be more Muslim attacks, I told you so. OK, so a few gay people sort of got shot. But, remember who told you  so!

Marco Rubio: I have decided in light of this tragedy in Florida to once again seek the US Senate seat. OK, so something happened in Orlando, what does that have to do with the US Senate?

Ben Carson: I have gone to Disneyland in Florida many, many times. I always had a gay time when there. I truly am sorry some gay people are not gay today.

Paul Ryan: No comment on anything Donald says about anything.

John McCain: I just have to win in Arizona, so the only way is to get Obama. Blame it on the black dude and thousands cheer.

Jeb Bush: I wasn’t gay in those silly debates, and I’m still not gay so who really got murdered in Orlando– me or a few guys and gals?

Carly Fiorina: Too bad I wasn’t at that night club, I would have charged the shooter and shouted into his ears until he stopped shooting to cover his ears. NO one messes with the Carly gal!

John Kasich: As soon as I finish this ice cream cone, I will comment on Orlando.

Sanders’ Folks Talk Nonsense

I recently was reading a story in the Nation in which supporters of Bernie Sanders emphasized they were discouraged and ready to do whatever it takes to allow Donald Trump to become president. Many make clear there is no difference between Hillary Clinton and the red headed bullshit shouter. Let me get this clear, the election of Donald Trump is worse than the election of Hillary Clinton.

1. In the election of 2000, supporters of Ralph Nader enabled George Bush to become president. Thus, the invasion of Iraq and the ensuing death of millions of people in the Middle East. The current destabilization of the Middle East was the result of THOSE  WHO VOTED FOR RALPH NADER!

2. In 1968, the same mentality resulted in a few million not voting for Hubert Humphrey and the election of Richard Nixon.

So, if the Bernie crowd is OK with the election of Donald Trump, how about?

Every person who feels this way should give up their medical insurance since Trump will end medical insurance for millions.

Every person who feels this way should  convert to the Muslim religion, have their children become Muslims and see how they now enjoy life!

Every such person should get a job that pays $7.25 an hour and get a taste  of life under Donald Trump.

Any such person should  become an Hispanic and get a free trip to Mexico.

Any Sanders supporter who adopts that desire, should go to hell!!

 

Republicans On Banning Muslims

If there is one thing that members of the Republican party are famous for is taking a strong stand on controversial issues. Donald Trump promised when he becomes President to ban entry into America of anyone who is of the Muslim religion.

Mitch McConnell: “I am not going to comment on this issue.”

Paul Ryan: So, what’s new about that?

Senator Johnny Isaken: “I hate to comment on something that I didn’t hear.”

Senator Bob Corker: “I continue to be discouraged by the direction of this campaign.”

Jeb Bush: NO comment now, and no comment on anything that Trump says.

Herman Cain: I just love that hucky ducky guy. Whatever he says, I am for it.

Rudy Giuliani: Donald, keep on telling it like it is!

Donald Trump: I won’t quit saying wha is needed to make this country great again! So, Muslims, bye, bye.

The Real Obama Story

Due to my contacts in the Trump headquarters I have been able to get a copy of the latest news about the man from Africa who claims to be born in Hawaii. Examine the situation:

Muslim terrorists murder American citizens.

All terrorists these days are from the Muslim religion. I am not saying all Muslims are terrorists, just that all terrorists are Muslims.s

A Muslim terrorist just murdered 49 people in Orlando. If we had a Trump administration no Muslim from anywhere would be allowed to enter this great nation. This Muslim named Mateen was the son of Afghan immigrants. If we followed the ideas of Donald Trump and never allowed any Muslim to migrate, there never would have been a slaughter of the innocent in Orlando!

Barack Obama has dark skin.

People in Africa have dark skin.

His father came from Africa and has dark skin.

Figure it out, Barack Obama loves dark skinned people.

Millions of Muslim terrorists have dark skin.

Barack Obama refuses to say, “Islamic terrorism”

Muslim terrorists refuse to term themselves terrorists.

One plus one equals two– BARACK OBAMA IS A SECRET MUSLIM TERRORIST!

Donald Being Presidential

In fairness to Donald Trump one should note that he never stated that President Obama was a Muslim nor did he say that Obama was a charter member of ISIS. However, he did remind one and all that Obama’s father was African born. So, what did he say:

“He doesn’t get it o he gets it better than anybody else. It’s either one or the other  and either one is unacceptable. This man has no clue. They’re something going on, He doesn’t want to see what’s happening. And, that could be.” Donald wanted to make clear that he alone knows how to stop bad guys. He alone know-how to halt terrorism. I am a bit confused. Back during the Vietnam war he had a chance to wipe out the communists, but for some reason, he begged for a deferment. I do not understand this man.He calls John McCain a loser for getting captured, but when he had the chance to be brave, he sort of went the other way.

I guess if President Trump issues the call to war, we know where he will be–fucking some broad far, far, away from the action!

Bill O’Reilly Bullshit!

Stephen  Colbert decided to have the master bullshit artist on his program to discuss the Orlando massacre. Colbert got in a few important points to refute the lies and distortion of the Fox News incompetent observer on the human condition. Yes, Bill, did agree there should be laws regulating which type guns should be allowed. He justified the ‘right to bear arms’ on America fighting the Revolution in 1776. He said: “the fact that every American had guns was responsible for winning the Revolution.

FACT CHECK

1. George Washington actually only won about five battles during the Revolution. The American revolutionaries were aided by the French. At the last battle when the British surrendered most of the troops were French, and the French navy had blockaded the British.FACT: In  1776 most Americans did NOT own guns.

2. Bill wants the US to “declare war on ISIS.” He said if we did so then NATO would enter the fight. FACTS: NATO forces have been fighting in Afghanistan since 2002. There currently ARE NATO soldiers in that country.

3. Bill insists that we “have to wipe out ISIS.”FACTS: During the past year, ISIS has lost forty percent of what it conquered in Iraq and soon will lose control of Fallujah. Most probably, Iraq forces will take Mosul within the year and that basically will end ISIS in Iraq.

4. Bill wants to get tough on Islamic terrorism. He wants to wipe out ISIS in Syria. FACTS: ISIS is only one of about a dozen Islamic groups fighting in Syria. If we follow the O’Reilly plan, Syria would once again be ruled by President Assad. It was Assad who CAUSED the rebellion in Syria!

Bill O’Reilly knows as much about world affairs as he does about American and his poorly written books are laughed at by historians!