Category Archives: George Bush

Republican Debate –John Kasich

“How in good God’s name did I get stuck on this platform with these ignorant idiots? Tell me, how did I –who HAS balanced budgets, who HAS lowered taxes, who HAS made certain there were jobs and prosperity become involved with these people who believe budgets are prepared by Santa Claus. These imposters for political leaders believe all we have to do is get rid of the IRS and peace and prosperity arrives shortly after. Not a one of these people has actually BALANCED A BUDGET!

I listent to the head nut case with red hair who has never even been in a government leadership position mouthing off about sending 10,000,000 people back to Mexico. Doesn’t the moron understand you just got rid of 10,000,000 customers who purchase goods and those who do the dirty jobs of society. Who the hell is going to pick fruit–Donald Trump’s kids!

We have become a party of low brained morons and we really think we can beat Hillary Clinton. Of course, no taxes, no government, no highways, no hospitals, no nothing!”

Republican Debate–Donald Trump

“Look, I’m a very successful guy, I made millions, no billions, I can negotiate anything with anybody. Like the wall we are going to build that will be a thousand miles long, and tall, I mean, TALL, so no little Hispanic family can go over it or crawl under it. And, the Mexican government is going to pay the full price, and I mean FULL PRICE!

I got plans, I mean plans, they are so fantastic that I sometimes wonder how I could have thought them up. Now, hold on, no questions about my plans because I don’t want those people to know what will happen to those people. Believe me, these are on fantastic group of plans.

Now, how do I get this economy running? Easy, I got a plan. We will cut taxes for all, we will close each and every government loophole,and,voila, the problem is solved.

I love these people up here on the platform. In fact, some of you folks will get a job in my government.Of course, I will eliminate all government officials except me, but there are folks I need to clean up the office.

So,if you want a guy with PLANS then just look in my direction!”

Syria Always Syria

Today is October 28, 2015 and we are only able to report that it was NOT all quiet on the Syrian front. Russian planes blasted away at villages that had previously not been dramatically impacted by the civil war causing thousands to flee and you can guess where they are headed. ISIS blew up some ancient columns while making certain about a dozen prisoners were part of the blast. President Assad returned from his visit to Moscow,but there is no evidence he got President Putin to provide Russian troops to aid in his battle.

President Obama confirmed that after spending $500,000,000 to train moderate Muslim warriors we did succeed in forming a battle force of five men. After all, no plan is perfect. Syrians can only find peace and a little bit of quiet if they head for Greece or Hungary or some place where there are no planes blasting away.

Another day in Syria. Nothing was quiet on the Western Front.

Jeb And George Or George And Jeb

If I was Ben Carson or Donald Trump, I would be terrified at the latest news from the political battle front. It now appears that George Bush is riding to the rescue of his brother. George and Jeb, or if you prefer, Jeb and George were at a political rally in Houston,Texas. This was the first time the Bush brothers were at a political rally. Well,Americans, here is a message from former President George Bush. “I am absolutely certain given his background, and his steadiness that he’d be able to deal with the unexpected.” So there, Ben and Donald–can you guys deal with the unexpected??

1. Jeb began his campaign with words of praise for his brother.

2. Jeb then made clear he was not going to follow the paths of his brother.

3. Jeb then said he was tired of people complaining about his brother.

4. Now Jeb, has brought his brother into the political arena.

The only wonder left the American people is– are there any other Bushs anywhere who want to enter the political arena? Then Jeb and George can aid their quest for victory.

Down Argentine Way

Argentine is that country at the tip of South America. Believe it or not, but in 1900 many people believed that Argentine would become themes important nation in the Western Hemisphere. Unfortunately, on the way toward that goal, the people of Argentine got messed up with some petty pseudo dictators like General Juan Peron and his wife, Eva. –There is a musical about her life. Juan discovered a way to gain the support of most voters. Need higher pensions–you got it. Need shorter work hours–you got it. Just adore dear old Adolf Hitler–yes, indeed. For over half the century one imitation Peron after another has wrecked the Argentine economy. The latest being Cristina Fernandez Kirchner.

Poor Christina could not run again so a stooge named Daniel Scioli is running and he is currently behind a challenger named Mauricio Macrisi. His slogan is: “Let’s Change.” Yes indeed, it might be nice for the people of Argentine to actually have a government that focuses upon democracy and human justice. After seventy years that would be a welcome change.


We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


I would so love to have listened in when Ben Carson spoke to a patient interested in an abortion.

The nearest person to become president to Ben Carson was Millard Fillmore. He wanted to end immigration of CATHOLICS!

So, what will Jeb say to Donald at the debate this week?

Say, whatever happened to Carly Fiorina?

I wonder if Republicans can bring back, Herman Cain, after all, he has black skin.

We now know the last words breathed by a Republican on his death bed–BENGHAZI!

I await Fox News sponsoring a debate on the most important issue facing America–BENGHAZI!

Blah, blah, blah,blah

This is not the best of times, and increasingly it is the worst of times for Jeb Bush. Each day he sinks further and further behind in the race for president.Jeb has fired many of his workers–he asked them to continue aiding him as -volunteers. There is a deep sense of anger within Jeb that he hides behind words of confusion. When asked by reporters what he is feeling, Jeb responded: “Blah, blah, blah, blah. That’s my answer. I hope you can see that I have the heart of a servant.” Then came the anger. “I’ve got a lot of really cool things I can do other than sit around being miserable, listening to people demonize me and me compelled to demonize them.

There is no question that Donald Trump has gotten to him. There is no question he feels angry at refusal of Republican voters to give him support, after all, he just wants to be their ‘servant.’ Or, whatever that means. It most probably means he expects, no, he insists, that each and every Republican be his supporter. Why? His dad was president, his brother was president, and damn it–he SHOULD be the next president!

Finally, An Apology

Once upon a time, Tony Blair was prime minister of England. He was also the close friend of a man from Texas whose name was George Bush. Well, one day, the President of the United States told his buddy in England there were Weapons of Mass Destruction in a place known as Iraq.Well,Tony Blair asked members of British intelligence if this report was valid. Naturally, they said there was not a shred of evidence that Saddam had any such weapons. So, what did Tony Blair do” Naturally, he sent British troops to join in the invasion of something that did not exist.

Unlike the United States, the British government set up the Chilcot Inquiry to find out what did happen as the Iraq war began. A few days before the report has been issued, Tony decided to beat them to the punch. “I also apologize for some of the mistakes in planning and, certainly our mistake of what would happen as you removed the Saddam regime.”

After the apology,Tony could not hold back his final observation: Getting rid of Saddam in 2003 “had no responsibility for the situation in 2015.” I guess one out of two is not a bad average.

Strange Tale Of Turkey

There is no question that the nation of Turkey is a democracy, but it is one in which the iron hand of President Erdogan punches anyone who dares to make critical remarks about his performance. Several months ago his Justice and Development Party, AKP, lost its majority in the legislature. He dodged and shifted away from asking the coalition which DID have a majority to submit their proposals for a coalition government. Last week suicide bombers murdered over a hundred people, most of whom were Kurds. Police hampered relief efforts because Kurds do not support Erdogan.

Latest polls indicate that 68.5% of Turks do not trust Erdogan and blame him for the violent attack.So, what was the response of President Erdogan? Naturally, he arrested a correspondent of NOKTA magazine which does not like him. As of this date, the Erdogan government has arrested more correspondents than any other nation in the world. Now, you know why most Turks do not trust their president.

Paul Ryan Guest Speaker

Latest reports indicate that someone named Paul Ryan from the great state of Wisconsin is going to be the next Speaker of the House. Well,to tell you the truth he is going to be the next Speaker but then again he might not be the Speaker come next spring. The Freedom Caucus which really is another name for a bunch of lunatics who escaped the asylum and want to go back and run the damn place.Let me see:

1. 70% of the Freedom Caucus will vote for Ryan, at least this moment.

2. There are a few dozen nut cases who would prefer that the government default on its debts so the whole rotten government collapses.

3. Actually, there are a few logical Republicans in Congress who know come budget time, poor Paul will not be able to control anything.

How about a new approach to the Speaker of the House–lottery and winner takes all!

The good news is that Paul Ryan WILL be able to spend time with his family.